The New Testament was Woke 0.0

Referring to the Bible as woke 0.0 might rewrite a part of my brain

we used to be a proper country

[Se7en] DAVID BYRNE: [looks inside box] this is not my beautiful wife

We need a fentanyl for the left

every time I hear that old timey song (bumbadadum bumbadadum) "Iiiii don't want the seettt the woooorld onnn fiiirreeee..." I never fucking believe it. my dude, you are lying. no artist doesn't want to set the world on fire

I lost a few things that were dear to me like my arms and my legs and my body and my soul and my will to speak

friend sounds like a narc tbh

Hey Cis folks that are into History. Here is some of ours! It's extremely cool. Also, if any Transes havent checked this channel out its so good and this video has TWO sculptures of Ancient Trans Girls! I cried a lil!

they were hated for speaking the truth

the sound electric cars make when they back up plays for so long outside my flat and really underscores how fucking bad people are at parallel parking

damn only two fifty more for holy meat? they have to have a priest on site for that, usually that ups the price like fifty bucks. you'll get a boost to your stats for the rest of the day, more than worth it

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we can put people in the moon but we can't have free healthcare. they can't figure out a way to cure cancer but

"don't hate the player, hate the game" can't it be both? fuck monopoly and fuck you for making me play it

"Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego--" WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING NARC???

pro tip

I heard all day that Bluesky is dying but I just realized that Andy Kindler is following me so I think this place is thriving

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You’re an Islamophobic hate-filled misogynistic unfunny putz. Nobody cares what you have to say. Why don’t you go back to the White House and kiss Trump’s ass. Also GTFO HBO and CNN and report to the ash heap. Your dustbin awaits.

she’s in oakland, someone tell interpol

THAT'S NOT HER!!! LEAVE HER ALONE!!! GET A JOB!!!

and then he said BE NOT AFRAID, what a fucking dork hahaha. ANGEL, yeah okay, pfff. sure. nerd. he's right behind me isn't he.

Cookie monster devouring his cookies #art #sketchbook #queerart

update: did I lie?

yeah sort of how like ok you know how a place a certain distance away is fixed, but if two different people both went from point a to point b, how long it would take them would very slightly because of the path they take? time works the same way, cause it's spacetime, it's all one thing. it's neat

Whenever I go out on Saturday night on Capitol hill, I feel like a senior going to get a slice of pizza at a party all the freshmen are at in college. Everybody's dolled up dressed to kill etc, and I'm basically in my pjs moving through them like a comfy giant 🫈

the speed of light would better be described as the speed of causality. how fast light moves in a vacuum, yes, but more it's just the pace of how information updates throughout the universe, and I think that's pretty cool. the C in MC^2 comes from the Latin celeritas but I think of it as Causality

I decided to get just so many cookies

Randomly coming up with the word Geriatricide out of no where apropos of nothing for absolutely no reason

somebody just finished watching Children of Men and thought it was a documentary

the way smart phone keyboards get objectively worse every year

ready to write a strongly-worded letter every time I see an entirely cishet friend group onscreen. totally unrealistic and Hollywood should not be normalizing it. how am I supposed to trust a main character who doesn’t have a SINGLE they/them bestie??? like what kind of weirdo

jesus christ would people just fucking believe women and in general would we get actual healthcare

it's fascinating how bad mustaches keep coming back into fashion

thank god

every cis ally when a Trans person sticks up for themselves

☠️ perfect lmao 😂

Even if you WERE gonna make a show based on reddit comments, why would you MARKET it that way

Then: "You'll get more conservative when you're older." Me older: "I think we need to stop joking about it and actually do cannibalism, guys. I think if we actually ate just four billionaires, just four, things would start changing. But we have to eat them, and less than four wouldn't do, who's in?"

Hot moms in your area just want you to APPRECIATE THAT THEY CARRIED YOU FOR 9 MONTHS

"I am a biblical literalist." "Jesus said to give away all your wealth and possessions to the poor and love them and live among them as equals." "And that was literally a metaphor."

ok but have we considered

is there a way to get streaming apps to just never recommend to me anything by Taylor Sheridan ever again please

Apropos of nothing, intentionally shitty photoshop will always be better and funnier than any AI

WE HAVE RIGHTS

it's cool how sometimes when you click on a post to go into the thread bluesky refreshes and takes you to the top of the whole feed's timeline instead, I like that. move on, it says, don't dwell on stuff just cause you like it

Someone please let me remake Ghost Writer for today's audience, so we can use it to teach kids about the joy of reading, the importance of media literacy, the dangers of AI, critical thinking skills, and things you can do with your time besides social media.