....I'm sorry what

I love both of those comedians and think this is nonsense? Josh Johnson turning out speed of light political comedy that’s thoughtful and wise Mike Birbiglia’s specials are truly works of art Every word John Mulaney says is funny? Iliza Schlesinger is an incredible dissector of misogynist myths

Didn't you high key say the cruel people in this equation had better strategy and longevity, Mr Klein

The concept of a soul can be used metaphorically, without referring anything other than the shared humanity of our species, and if you call someone doing so religious, I find that extremely disingenuous and disrespectful.

remember the day we all did this

Don't be fooled by fk being at the top of my follow list, they're one of my favorite people and oldest friends on Bluesky. But, you know. The bit must be served.

I see your taking yourself very seriously on the bluesky application, would you like some water and a little nap

I was like this is not a haiku and then I understood

Bitch are you for real "They took our jobs" and "they took our homes" are arguments from the 90s that South Park was mocking when it still had juice. It's 2025. Anything to criticize capitalism and hate brown people I guess.

I appreciate not only the true grand wizardry of this post, but the fantasy of Honduran asylum seekers “setting up housing” in advance, paging through Airbnb listings before fleeing mortal danger at home for a thin chance in a nation of sociopathic bigots.

You gotta love how people on bluesky will make a dozen separate threads bemoaning how undervalued and put upon they are, and how above it all they are after posting a mediocre take and having people make light of it, especially when they demand you read 20 skeets before replying with no 🧵 indication

Yes clearly there's a problem in our culture with taking precautions and getting tested too much. Why even wear masks, by the way? Let's get rid of seatbelts, we could roll back all safety regulations while we're at it. Maybe start handing guns out to kids. Don't check if you have STIs it's a scam.

I could never fall in love with someone who really believes strongly that pineapple should never go on pizza.

In conservative culture, Freudian slips are the closest they come to telling the truth. They call them Communist slips over there.

Girl you're making AI content RIGHT NOW, sit down. I used to be such a massive fan but I have no respect left for you.

Books are merely a technology to make human speech, communication, and storytelling permanent, to be enjoyed at a later time without the human that spoke it being present. Calling books obsolete is calling human communication obsolete. GenAI is profoundly antihuman. I hate the new machine worshipers

This is the first time they made me slap a content warning on a video. Merry Christmas! nebula.tv/videos/linds...

Hey it's Christmas this week, which means we've made it through another year. Being alive is the most punk rock thing we can do rn, so good job, I'm proud of you. You're good exactly as you are and I'm glad you're here. The world is better with you in it. I love you and hope you have a good holidays

I like you and you are worth liking; it's not pure generosity, me liking you. I hope you have a good week!

Putting up a replica of the "Prove Me Wrong" tent to celebrate the day Kirk was Proved Wrong.

Juno has pulled back the curtain on just how the world(and the US especially) literally got so toxic! If you found all this deeply compelling, please send a nice tip to its author, who is One of The Greats™! venmo.com/u/junostump ko-fi.com/junostump Cash app: $Sykosonik (write "Juno" please)

Juno puts out a lot of good writing for free and needs support to keep doing it 🫡

my brother in law and his partner got me this for christmas lmaoooo

I like big butts and I cannot lie, and this is my partner, who likes big butts and cannot tell the truth

Sooner or later you are going to have to stop taking conservatives even 1% seriously.

Finally, armed police will stop forcing white people to apologize at gunpoint. At last national white people apology day will be canceled. For too long white people have been making it up to all the other ethnicities, which is why they are all clearly doing so well. The White Power Ranger is back.

I have said it before and I will say it again, Debate Kids are the ones actually ruining the country.

Imagine historians using AI

I like big butts and I cannot lie, So I have no choice but to confess. I chopped down the cherry tree.

I'm just saying a really good deus ex machina for Stranger Things would be to have Matilda show up to save the day right at the end

Listen all I'm saying is if the King's Speech won the Academy Award for Best Picture, why didn't The Karate Kid? They're the same movie.

Why is he making a campaign commercial for the Democrats, doesn't this seem out of character to you

I'll probably get banned from Bluesky for saying this but I love you just for who you are, and you can be whoever and whatever you want to be. Sorry if this triggers the mods

Everyone's a homophobe until they get punched in the mouth

Crying burns calories, so yeah I guess you could say I'm into exercise

Girl dinner?

"Merry Christmas" implies the existence of "Pippin Christmas"

Sometimes I go really far for a joke. Some times, even Morse-so.

Listen all I'm saying is if the King's Speech won the Academy Award for Best Picture, why didn't The Karate Kid? They're the same movie.

*hunched over a bag of shredded Mexican three cheese blend at 2:17am* it's MEDICINAL, MOM

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

Putting up a replica of the "Prove Me Wrong" tent to celebrate the day Kirk was Proved Wrong.

oh this is what going mad feels like ok

Excuse me? That guy doesn't get to come back. What the fuck. Fuck that guy. Fuck him with a stolen razor blade dildo, noooo, no no no no, fuck the hell out of that

He's like the high school narc officer pretending to go to school, and just every few months comes up to the group your chillin in and tries the "how do you do fellow kids" routine. You gotta feel bad for the kids that fall for it. He's one of us? He has a 5 o'clock shadow at 11 am.

Jesus, the fucking media. They're not the media anymore, they're not journalism, they are all owned by the oligarchs and are doubling down pretending that nothing is happening. Oh jeez whiz mister no new evidence??? Oh my oh no I wonder why I wonder how could that be, you consent manufacturing fucks

It's almost 4 am what am I doing (besides not sleeping)

Hey, we saw you across the playground and we dig your vibe