that’s damn true, pinocchio

but father, i have the whole worldussy

please, im so hungry

i wish i could have met gene wilder i don't even have a follow up bit to this i just wish i could have actual factual shook that man's hand and say he made me cry laughing so many times

ewoks

we have never been more back

i know what i'm about

you: has a dog me: *holds bottle of green*

Hey Maine leftists, here is the candidate you should be supporting and campaigning for.

skeets and waffles

i trust bluey with a mortgage and bingo with a gun and takis

Commander with friends, live now with @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social @cmassive13.bsky.social and the infamous Esswylie! (Formerly known as @kesswylie.kess.co)

honor my resilience by sending me $5000

i can't get hard if tarantula dick isn't in the room

oh no this happened to me lmao

your dog i'm turning it green

Testing this theory... Hey we made a bluey shirt! Get it at DRKLGHT.com

oh wait bluey is good because it's about hanging out with a little guy

We put Bluey on for Dexter, and it seemed like he enjoyed it.

it's so correct that you can get crazy engagement on bluesky dot com by mentioning australian kids program bluey it is really good tho im happy for everyone that it happens and like if you are in anyway a parent or cool aunt (gender neutral) its a great show to watch with the goobers in your life

i'm not a bluey adult i'm a bingo stan

does anyone know where the love of God goes when the swamp turns the minutes to hours

Ko-fi in bio! :3

thad mcllroy

no but for real i starred at the wall and looped this song for 3 hours today

i'm gonna be real i don't think that the Noem's husband is a sissy humiliationist thing is that funny and i really don't like seeing cis people joke about it he's just some fascist who gets off on being called a woman because he's that much of a misogynist dude like it's not that deep

Alright see in that situation Brendan i'm going to turn your dog green.

hercules: i'm the most famous hero in all of greece. i'm an action figure! me: what if i turned your dog green

We went to the swamp Full of vigor and pomp To harass some green chap in his hovel He yelled at us fair And did give us a scare In the end before him we would grovel!

Somebody once told me November’s gonna roll me…

the shrek of the edmund fitzgerald

i can just feel "what if i turned your dog green" replacing "i'm in your walls" for me

tomorrow is the funniest day it could happen because no one will really believe it until thursday

hey uh... guys???

dawg,,,,

bring back character limits

It TRULY sucks to see, especially on TDoV Like do y'all know how many trans gals spent years in a shame spiral cross dressing in private and living in fear of being discovered before they finally Figured It Out? I'm one of them. He's just a piece of shit. That's it. If I see one more doll joke.

i'm gonna be real i don't think that the Noem's husband is a sissy humiliationist thing is that funny and i really don't like seeing cis people joke about it he's just some fascist who gets off on being called a woman because he's that much of a misogynist dude like it's not that deep

Tom Bimboadil

forced frodoization

dear glizzy pope: you know you gotta do it to him

it's so cool that trans people are Visible Today

If we can get cis people who say they support us off their asses, if they would give up a little personal comfort to fucking help our fight we could move mountains and crush fascism. We could build a better future that works FOR EVERYONE.

I actually think it’s pretty disgusting to not apologise for poor wording on your part and instead put the blame on trans people, who are directly impacted by the SCOTUS decision and are understandably dealing with a lot right now. And this further puts a target on their back.

Shout out to @levdev.bsky.social for being my go to when there’s reveals because I’ve been stuck at work all day. An essential follow I’d say.

even now, even today, y'all don't know how to be normal about trans people and you get so fucking mad when trans people don't react to your bullshit the way you want them to. we can see what you said. it's right there. you used trivializing language to talk about a decision that will kill people.