is baby grok the new rizz king

eventually i'll unpack why i understand my dad's walk cycles and movements as "pyramid head shit" but he has more to atone for than i do so i just know how to dodge encounters

HEY IT MY BIRTHDAY So you should go donate to FeedAmerica. give.feedingamerica.org/PslirWYaSEeL...

alt pic with some pit, might delete later~

Those elves have boots, yeah you gotta believe me.

ozzy osbourne if he was from the shire: MISTER FRODO

reposting this because dawg my tits look great here

i’m innocent

A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

google breaking google over ai is so fucking predictable and funny like dawg you used to be good at shit but you bought into the hype. ur sniffing farts dawg and not in the hot way.

those google ai first search result links never work for anyone else either, right

They are playing KK Slider in the club

man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you

they should invent guacamole u can share with guinea pigs when they've been So Good and deserve a Treat

these epstein emails got me feeling like mustard yoda..... trapped on little st james with that creepy banker, help LOL!

From: [redacted] To: Jeffrey Epstein Subject: Yoda Attachments: Yoda.jpg

it's real zone out to interstella 5555 hours :3

guess what dumbass forgot to do their shot for 2 weeks (did it yesterday tho!) and is remembering what it's like to feel like a person again don't skip ur shot babes

i think it's really silly when people are surprised (complimentary) when i refer to myself with pronouns that aren't she/her lol like babes im very nonbiney with it :3 (she/her is still good tho dw!)

dumbass who slept in his makeup

hey what's that website that does like reruns of adult swim stuff but is also kinda like twitch and has a scrolling live chat?

dune italian voice im going to become luigi al gaib

can't tell you how disappointed I am that the main organizer behind the March For Billionaires is a trans woman and I would like to apologize on her behalf. this is not who we are, etc etc

SHAVE JANE’S HEAD WITH MONEY

every time i post a joke they add a burden counter to me and i can't even be tapped to draw cards

To anyone that ever gender fucked around: You found out. The world saw you one way and you said "nah, fam. hold my beer." You found yourself. You said "idgaf if you think I'm this label. That ain't me" Do you realize how fucking AMAZING that is?! You're you and you're here. Fuck ya

i will answer a few questions at this time :3 ngl.link/bugsmaytrix1

this is an understatement

got to episode 9 of madoka magica

Hi again, everyone. My job hunt is not going well in the slightest, and my partner absolutely cannot afford to cover all our bills by herself, so I'm coming back to humbly ask for help. I'm so exhausted and so embarrassed I have to keep doing this, but I need the help. ko-fi.com/hrvstm00n

please help my friend stay above water!!

Don’t anyone show this to Susan or I’m never gonna be allowed to get an outdoor wok burner

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

we're so back maybe this is the year i really start getting into angels

reposting this because dawg my tits look great here

mptmntgnr9-11

"Magic Grinder Injects Penis With Tylenol Ahead Of Arena Open"

Mike Patton Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme voice: Guns N' Roses 9/11

This is the @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social pipeline

in the neopets tabletop roleplaying game you can kill level 4 bandits to steal their magic bracelet that their boss doesn't even want cause its too faggy

"bottomless brunch" no it's not

it’s absolutely insane to me that the new “trump accounts” are intentionally designed so that billionaires are able to legally get around the estate tax entirely and no ones really talking about that

Together, we raised over $600,000 for @translifeline.org this year. From the bottom of my heart, I'm so grateful. We have come together to say to our trans friends and family that they are loved and that they are not alone. Trans rights are human rights. When we gather together, we can make Magic.

The trans community is the bedrock of magic fandom. It is the least we can do to support them, surround them with love, and give them a home where they can feel safe.

pauper? i hardly know 'er!