loooooove to see how many people are saying pauper and cube!

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We need to take this "nihilistic hate" jargon and throw it in the trash. Definitionally, it means nothing. Law enforcement is only interested in it because it helps them obscure right-wing extremist violence. The public finds the concept offensive. Just drop it, imo www.cbsnews.com/news/san-die...

One day, out of nowhere, the news and government said "Trans people are a problem!" and the entire world collectively decided to make sure trans people never feel safe for a single moment of their entire lives.

I am very funny, please clap

so the reason they're 'super' is because they're built like boars but they have the (significantly higher) reproduction rate of domestic pigs. Which is to say: this is a hog who has more sex than his ancestors thought biologically possible.

Hey y'all! Let's get the donation amount up for @afspnational.bsky.social with a chance to own original art (detailed prelims). This is a Legendary Goblin www.facebook.com/share/p/18Hg...

I’m so sorry but this is all your problem now

Bugs is absolutely right to Dead Dove this, but holy hell, this is one of the most hilariously wild and weird nsfw things I’ve ever seen!

I'm on team "start beating asses." Put boot to ass for trans rights.

oh no

Jeskai Revelation, but ferrets

timeline cleanse after i reposted the slutty fuckable bow from paper mario demonstration video sorry, pls enjoy: youtu.be/EtapU5nI6G4?...

would u buy this sticker 🤔

quoting this to dead dove it but the "slutty fuckable bow doll from paper mario" is truly one of the wildest things i've ever seen lmao

Shamelessly stolen

causing another schism in the catholic church by pointing out that priests are forbidden from outing trans kids to their parents if the kid tells the priest during confession

Sex, Lies, and Videotape and Grogu

there's a certain irony in knowing that all of the freaks who are trying to force AI into useful products absolutely loathed clippy and they don't realize it's the same thing

BE PET GAY DOGS 👏👏👏👏👏

you ever think about that hulk game on the game cube that was like an open world GTA thing?

If you are going to Paupergenesis, side event tickets are now purchasable! melee.gg/Hub/Organiza... With how Main Event tickets sold, and the smaller cap on these, I'd pick them up quick. The Jumbo events award a big card if you go undefeated and Ticketpalooza is the big Saturday Pauper event.

patriots are now in control of newsmax

guy who calls wizards gandalfs

artists who's into making avant garde sculptures out of rocks call that mineralism

draft 1 is done :3 moxfield.com/decks/51aV-o...

okay actually i think what's frustrating me about the bant kirk thing is that one recurring thing with UB is flattening characters that we all have a lot of longstanding thoughts and feelings on into a color pie system that they weren't ever intended to interact with

why is captain kirk bant? like i get the white and blue pips and while i don't know a tooooonnnn about star trek i don't really see green in him i definitely see red or black but like,,,

a coil of copper wire really is integral when you're fixing the plumbing in the back rooms

I did a "This u?" skeet at Playboy Magazine, then went to sleep I just woke up to learn that the skeet shook Playboy so hard that their new editor-in-chief made his *first-ever* posts on Bluesky solely to tell me they're listening and learning from past mistakes I feel so powerful 🏳️‍⚧️🌟🗣️

oh no i've finally come up with an idea for a simic commander deck

Oh! I haven't posted my group's comeback video yet! Xikers (pronounced like Riker, with a Z) released their 7th mini album today. The title track is OKay It fuckin rips youtu.be/TU-yT_uMTic?...

this is how it feels to chew 5 Gum

When Minneapolis felt under heavy siege, people from everywhere helped and reached out and it was really heartening and made a difference. Memphis deserves that too, all the more so because there appears to be a concerted effort to keep their occupation out of the news

In the shuffle of all the Magic news that's been happening the last couple of days, don't forget to stay loud with your support for @uwotc-official.bsky.social's unionization efforts. Sign their petition for voluntary recognition by WotC here: actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcl...

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This is your daily reminder that: - Colossal did NOT bring back the dire wolf - They are funded by big-business interests to push a narrative that species extinction isn't a real problem because we can just "de-extinct" them later

Play pauper, we’re so well behaved and have such a healthy and expansive meta that mom and dad said we get to have our toys back

gengar is mardu i'll elaborate later

if we can afford to sustain ai and venture capitalism we can afford UBI and housing and groceries for everyone

Very appropriate that I basically stopped doing creature roles after this, as I just wasn’t going to top my performance as Teeth. I put my body thru hell to pull this one off…and it was worth it 🦷

maybe i'm just crazy because i haven't had hormones for 3 months

every day i see a headline that's like "ai is eating all of our resources and killing what world" and like why are we humouring this shit why are we pretending that it should keep happening. it was an interesting idea! it's not sustainable in its current form! why are we pretending it is

we could also literally just not do this we don't need to keep pretending that some vc money hole is real or good

the transphobic movement is hand in hand with the fascist obsession with birth rates and it's all just racism all the way down

700 really is the biggest number

maybe i should quit the pretext and just write the damn essay on being trans and being a frog in boiling water

why isn't it the mandalorian and goku