there was a lot of cursing. and scraping the bottom. but in the end, I won. the instapot has LOST. my giant, ridiculously tough and freezer burned eye of round roast is now Pulled Beef.

Update: I won.

a phone that plays DVDs is this anything

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decrim means workers can report violations of bodily autonomy as such, rather than be forced to choose between reporting and watching someone lose their kids / be prosecuted for unlicensed work and trying to intervene in the situation themselves.

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Mohammed, who is supporting a large family in Gaza, is auctioning off photos of the plants he has been growing amidst atrocity and devastation. These photos are powerful storytelling, IMO. I think we can all learn something from what Mohammed has done here.

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not many bluesky users know this but they were called "skeets" because they were full of cum.

like a lot of cum. buckets of it. mostly clear, for reasons you either immediately understand or I'm not explaining to you.

I can have a little stabbing pain, as a treat

Hi. I'm still here! I just have some pathological aversion to posting on the social media. I prefer to be consumed privately, by (approx.) one person at a time. But to make that happen more, it is kinda my job to promote myself more. So here! Perceive me! Consume me! 🥔🥕🧅🧄

this picture was taken *after* 1985? and he is not releasing an ill-advised Worship vinyl?

Matt Gaetz's surgeon must need a new boat.

in order to avoid the mistake of extending the benefit of the doubt to the undeserving one must first face the painful truth that monsters are real and that they look like anyone else

"Because the system we live in doesn’t actually fund care properly. It praises it, sure. It leans on it heavily. But it doesn’t sustain it in any real, structural way. So the question becomes: If the system won’t fund care… who does?" open.substack.com/pub/lexcilus...

not many bluesky users know this but they were called "skeets" because they were full of cum.

"do you want my honest answer and advice or do you just want supportive?" is a surprisingly effective question that has saved many a friendship.

I still can't open this app in public.

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To be clear, I think people should vote But I also think people should take personal accountability & realize they vote many times daily When you allow homelessness you have voted. When you dismiss people along racial lines that is a vote. When you enforce classism or overpolicing, those are votes

This is why we demand full decriminalization.

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I am absolutely exhausted and the instapot keeps yelling at me 🥹

I just think people should stop boarding plague ships

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A handful of dedicated Gazan women are risking their lives to save the priceless medieval manuscripts of Al-Omari www.newarab.com/features/ins...

I don't believe in cleaning your house just for it to be "clean", I think you make a space clean so your brain can rest in it. so your body can be healthy. Dishes for food safety. The bathroom so it smells nice + your shower is relaxing. laundry so your sheets smell good when you snuggle in.

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what if I posted Friday tits on main is that violating the theme directive

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A better look at yesterday’s set up 🥰🥰 I genuinely miss vending outside! It’s just hard because nowhere lets you popup anymore without a vendors license 🥲

I still can't believe NO ONE has bought this gorgeous mirror! This was made with love, by @vibratehighershop.bsky.social! So please follow and support them! #supportBlackbusiness #BlackOwned #BlackDisabilitySky #Blackenby #witchsky #fairymirror #handmade

oh but if I say "suck my clit like a Capri Sun" I'm the bad guy???

They wanna stop these sluts from working as if we were their children, even though this work is in the public interest and yes, it is real work.

do you think he likes me

Here to drop some more lore on you. @caseycalvert.bsky.social and I are cover girls for the May/June issue of TABOO magazine! Shot at Pink Dungeon 🖤💗🏥

Unstoppable force (My heels) meets an immovable object (the dick attached to you)

NEW: Palestinians Condemn Israel’s Interceptions of Global Freedom Flotilla Not long after Israel intercepted dozens of ships attempting to break the two-decade-long siege on Gaza, Palestinian activists spoke out from Al-Shati refugee camp in Gaza City. Sujud Shanawra shared some thoughts with us.

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I hate my brain because my initial first thought was to say, say it to the tune of Foreigner’s “hot blooded“ GHOST NIPPLES, CHECK IT AND SEE COME WATCH ME AS I PUT THE “BOO” IN “BOOBIES”