Sage 2028 Sage for President 🤗💜🙏💜🤗 Thats my President

It is very interesting how everyone assumes the things they are doing are normal until they have to talk to another person about it

Like most Gavin Newsom stan accounts I’ve seen, I’m in Canada. So I feel perfectly entitled to tell anyone who doesn’t pledge in advance to vote for Sage in 2027 or whenever the election is happening to enjoy the camps.

Which has predicted the electoral college in 17 of the last 24 elections so honestly any prospective candidates might as well save themselves the effort

*me doing my rounds, clearly an enemy youre supposed to fight later*: “used to be able to post girl dick on main here.”

It's pretty obvious to me that the whole parent pearl clutching about having to "explain" the existence of LGBTQ+ people is 1. bigotry entitlement 2. sexual objectification of LGBTQ+ people. They always act like someone is making them draw diagrams of gay sex when it's just "gay people exist".

THATS RIGHT!! SAGE DEVIANT HAS SECURED THE COVETED FORBIDDEN QT ENDORSEMENT, FOLX!!

I tried to search on Timothée Chalamet to find out what everyone is freaking out over and accidentally wrote Timothée Calamari and I'm now picturing him as a squid twink

Be who you say you are. It really is a good feeling.

a trans polycule cabinet could probably fix this country

People are trying to split party unity because they're privileged, people are trying to draw votes away, which is what got us here in the first place. Enough with the purity testing, do you want trump to win a third term? We need UNITY. We need SAGE 4 PREZ

-I- am the democratic front runner!

I'd vote for you over that yuppie asshole any day.

tried to search through your posts to find this supposed litigation found nothing, so here's some paid journalists disagreeing with you www.thenation.com/article/poli... www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a... www.newsweek.com/kamala-harri... www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

There's a Mandalorian episodes that delves some more into the Droid view of things, and it's interesting, if not also its own worm can. Droids can be very patient apparently.

Shout out to the Enfys Nest musical sting because it is absolutely the best and most memorable part of the score

WHAT AN OUTFIT. Honestly Qi'ra is probably my favorite character from this flick, so glad she has shown back up in the comics.

I really like L3 as a character, and what she adds to Lando as a partner, but god damn did they open a can of worms by having her be a revolutionary droid seeking freedom for her siblings. Now it makes Everything Weird about them. Super lucky for them that this ended up not having a ton of impact

Also some of the absolute best Star Wars Aliens in the Disney Era in Han and Lando's sabaac game

oh no he's fully touching it with his entire ass

settle a debate - someone I know told me he takes shits with the toilet seat *up*. That's right, he bare-cheeks the underlid any time he takes a shit. He insists that this isn't weird, while clarifying he doesn't do it in public toilets. He's reading this thread, please offer your perspectives.

Reminder that I am fervently in the camp of "do not be cruel to person shaped computer programs lest you teach yourself to be cruel to humans."

My dad disappeared from his Baltimore trucking company when I was a kid. 20 years later, I went looking for answers. I did it to survive. In telling this story, I hope in some way to help others do the same. “Whatever Happened to Eddy Crane?” is out in April 2026. This is the cover…

If it’s not too early to talk about presidential candidates 2 years before the primaries even happen, then I am going to proudly announce that I should be president. I will also claim to be the frontrunner, just like Gavin Newsom keeps doing. SAGE 4 PREZ 2028

i even have merch already. c’mon, this will be funny

centrist: if you leftists need a perfect candidate for president then why don’t you pick one??? me: (*looking at every previous candidate*) yeah ok fuck it, i’ll be president. make me the democratic nominee. I’ll definitely do a better job than Gavin Newsom.

hello YES, itsa me, that bitch, thee perfect CANDIDATE. i guarantee i will be a better POTUS than Gavin Newsom & also every president in history besides maybe that one who immediately died you can buy 1 of my campaign shirts with my official presidential promise to all Americans below. GOB DLESS! 🇺🇸

be who you say you are.

And I swear to you the Venn diagram of people who don't want gay characters in kids' shows and people who demand that antiblack cartoons from the past remain uncensored and free of warning labels is a single circle.

Y'all just want to annoy trans people because there is no way you can tell me trans voters aren't pragmatic. They put the bar in hell for you and you can't clear it? This far ahead of the election? With Walz and Pritzker? Not to mention the possibility of an underdog candidate like Mamdani or Obama?

I will NEVER vote for a candidate who I suspect is racist in the Democratic primary. And I am not an out-of-the-ordinary voter. So the Newsom stans should probably start making other arrangements.

Love to loudly say “are you sure honey? Claude says you’re being hysterical again“ into my phone to see if anyone in the coffee shop has the manners to kill me

McDonald's has a bunch of new "changeables" with names like Kio (a kiosk), Sizzlesaurus (a deep fryer), X-Ch4ng3 (a register), and then there's

the Demolition Man fandom has got out of hand

so true. misogyny is Orson Welles kryptonite. this is why Arcee , a trans combat doll, was able to permakill Orson Welles’ ghost when he resurrected his servant Galvatron to threaten the earth once again. for further details, please refer to this truvada documentary by Kenny G Burns:

how she wound up at the end makes me so, so angry at this movie and franchise as a whole and I say this as a fan lmao

The way he doesn’t just do a Harrison Ford impression but still captures the character is an IMPOSSIBLE needle he threaded. Would’ve loved to see more of him and Donald Glover

Say what you will about this movie but god damn if Donald Glover as Lando isn't some of the best casting around

Honestly I will never stop wondering about what the Lord and Miller version would have been like I know there was scuttlebutt that it was more comedic but I dunno man I've enjoyed every single Lord and Miller directed flick, and most of their TV efforts. I'd have probably have dug it.

I think this movie is mostly fun and the performances are really under appreciated, Alden Ehrenreich does a fantastic job in one of the most thankless and impossible roles ever cast but god damn does it make a bunch of choices that make me groan and roll my eyes

Now watching:

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"I go in pool to cool off, why can't phone" this website is coded by someone with a toddler's brain

Now I need to ask if you've ever read Weapon Brown, which is legit great. www.whatisdeepfried.com/comic/weapon...

I truly appreciate your take on this. Particularly using the term “we” We ARE all in this together, and I don’t want Newsom to be the nominee, so we need to pool our strength to make sure it doesn’t happen. I get frustrated when people like the OP say “YOU” have to do it, like we don’t need help!

Frank Miller's Questionable Content ( forgive me, @ass.golf )

Birthday fit check ✨

A bunch of people have told me I should just chill for a month. “Try art!” This counts ok