In news that absolutely everyone predicted…

I'm not stuck on this rock with y'all, y'all are stuck on this rock with me

I'm about to move in the next couple of weeks. if you'd like to help cover some of the expenses here's my venmo

I think the attempted assassination was an elaborate ruse to distract everyone from Trump accidentally shitting himself

The best indication so far the WHCD Trump shooting wasn't staged? No evidence yet of huge insider bets just before it happened on Polymarket or Kalshi :-)

I brought fresh brussel sprouts for the first time ever and I have no idea how to prep them

literally the reason why third spaces are a thing of the past is because fragile racist white people would rather have nothing than something they'd have to share with Black people.

We could make America into a virtual utopia if it weren't for some of yalls irrational hatred of Black folk Seriously, yall are the only ones holding the rest of us back

I'm about to move in the next couple of weeks. if you'd like to help cover some of the expenses here's my venmo

okay I also get joy from seeing y'all being cute with your friends and partners on here

being silly with friends and partners, reading smut, and listening to podcasts hosted by trans women are the only things that bring me joy anymore

THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT ARE TURNING THE LESBIANS GAY

happy lesbian visibility day xoxo

having a completely normal time just being super depressed and laying in the bathtub because it's nice and cold and helps with grounding

my face when my new partner prepares me a dish that triggers a flashback that makes me remember that my other partner and I murdered her ex years ago

and she had access to paperwork with my name spelled out god damnit

going to lose my shit if another person chooses to spell my professional name in the more masculine way

lol

babe what the fuck

my face when my new partner prepares me a dish that triggers a flashback that makes me remember that my other partner and I murdered her ex years ago

wishing all my mutuals a "I hope people start being normal to you soon" today and all future days

anime has a dangerous monopoly on intros that bop

the drugs have given me a new prophecy for the future but I dare not speak it

god damn I'm hot

Evil women are actually quite impressive. Whereas upright men are self righteous and annoying. What I'm saying is yes, I like psychopathic women more than moral men.

he loves his ikea rat

Me: Hold onto your asshairs. you bombastic fucknuggets, because I will spout some unasked truths that will make Ole Toby blush like a goddamn choir girl Interviewer: And a weakness?

god damn I'm hot

what's a normal number of flights of stairs to be able to walk up before getting winded?

every disabled person should get 3 million dollars.

Girls frotting Send tweet

why are you trans? wrong answers only????? Batman was chasing me and caused me to fall into an open vat of estrogen

I stopped using deodorant over a month ago because a beautiful woman asked me to and since then my pits have developed distinctly different scents and one of them smells like cum

*smoking weed in the kitchen to mask the smell of burned food

1) nice 2) a good thing to say right now to any of the people you know who need to hear it is "they'll arrest soldiers for doing it but everyone in the cabinet is insider trading on who we're bombing next and nothing"

I'd be able to post so much better if my government wasn't looking for any excuse to kill me

stalker TERF sister, if you're reading this, go fuck yourself and leave me alone

hi it's me ur friendly democrat coming into ur mentions to pretend i dont understand basic concepts or know how to read bc u as a tranny are so beneath me that i do not have to acknowledge truth when it is expressed by u. im one of the good guys btw

worship me

I say this as an informed outsider, a woman who was raised in the Catholic church but chose not to be confirmed)

you should not be able to convert to Catholicism after 30. only the worst people do that

in a statistically random sample a cis person should encounter one of us out of AT LEAST every 200 people they interact with. sorry, not sorry, but if you're so easily disturbed by something like this you are living in a bubble.

YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT BOT-TAN.

I don't even have jokes or anything witty to say. this timeline is cursed and the worst people are running things and they're all enlisting their shittiest family members to make sure they don't miss any possibilities to make this world an even deeper hell

back in my frat days we had a "brotherhood bonding activity" called a trident where 3 guys would stand around a toilet and piss in it together, and I'm not that into piss but I really want to do that again but with 2 other trans women

we need to bring back manual trannies

waking up to today with an intense need for a man to give me the most vile gender affirming misogyny

chicago style hotdog