My tits make the GMOD smack effect noise when they bounce

fwb who only wants hand and mouth stuff >>>>>

I just wouldn't accuse the woman I screwed out of the business she helped build with stealing money in the dumbest possible way, but that's just me

LIVE GEORGE RUSSEL REACTION

Life is a nightmare but I carry on

Is the 500 a cluster fuck? It seems like it. I'm stuck demeaning myself for money for people who don't respect me

Kat Legge is already out of the 500? Fuck this

Do not let the old woman yelling at clouds make anyone feel weird about your bottom surgery

Beep beep slept in the crook of my arm all night, which was great, until she decided to wake me up twice by trying to lick my face a bunch

It's fucked up that F1 isn't doing Monaco this weekend

I'm such a lucky woman 🥰

Oh my god @victoriascott.bsky.social

Undecided and swing voters don't exist, they're just republicans who are embarrassed about it

the gulf between "marathon is dead, nobody is playing " and "literally everyone in my immediate social circle is no-lifing this thing, either in my group or independent of me" is so vast it's unreal. if I took my immediate surroundings as proof of the wider world itd be the most successful game ever

Asking a bartender for a gin and juice at an open bar feels perverse but I did it

My framing on this was just a touch off and it's killing meeee FPP 125

Kodak can should must and will sponsor us

Made coffee sitting in a big hoodie smoking weed. Life is so good despite everything being a fucking waking nightmare all the time

"She mistook the droopy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion" is maybe my favorite little joke in all of arrested development

Oh holy shit, GT7 adding all of the WEC prototypes is HUGE

We need private accounts so bad dawg

They are playing death grips at the car dealership

2008 Riley Mk XI picture: The359 https://www.flickr.com/photos/the359/ under CC BY-SA 2.0

Please excuse this deep cut that only myself and 3 other people will understand. It had to be done.

Among giants FPP Color 125

look how nice it lines up

What do you mean Donald trump invested in Kura

Submission end TONIGHT!!!

Bungie should remake killzone

This was the text thread I mentioned on @aftermath.site today! We nailed it so quickly

consistently floored by how smart, thoughtful, and genuinely insightful dale jr is

This is a very good episode from us! I learned too much about oil. If you are a cis listener I implore that you don't skip our intro about Juniper Blessing, and if you're a Trans listener, we love you and we hope you're doing okay

This was so much fun! Thanks again to everyone at aftermath for having me on!

Dawg what the fuck???

On today’s stream, we’re joined by @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay of the best-named podcast in existence, @trangirlismo.bsky.social, to discuss Forza, racing games, Japan, and probably also Destiny 2’s not-so-surprise demise. We go live at 4 PM ET twitch.tv/aftermathdot...

Holy shit really??? Insane

Not to be pretentious, but I hope seeing two trans women having a big happy traditional wedding with their families in attendance and supportive is good for someone to see

Okay not to be vain but I'm so gorgeous

Everyone shut up my wife and I got our wedding photos

Today I went by Eryka Caldwell's apartment building, just a few blocks from mine. Someone had tied balloons there. I added a sign and flowers. Bad weather in forecast for this weekend. In lieu of anything else, I want to organize a vigil next Weds. evening. I hope Brooklyn folx will come out.

Bweh, Weh, and ouch

I have tried fish in every way I think I've ever seen it offered and prepared. Raw, cooked, fried, etc, it's all just garbage

Meeting someone who's default facial expression and head tilt gives them permanent Kubrick stare is crazy

I have no memory of making this

Why am I so cranky today

Bunny Kobeni…Kobunny?

If someone working somewhere is obviously moving big boxes back and forth through the area you're standing why do you KEEP STANDING THERE

Idgaf about racing but gave @trangirlismo.bsky.social a try -- was sold on it when they started talking about resurrecting Sherman and doing a second Reconstruction.

Some of you are so flippant about your personhoods and it's really sad lmao

Come on. Come on. This cannot be true. It just can’t. Can it????