dropping my boobs off at the boobs exchange

i wish i had shawarma rn ……

i’ve never seen mr kips penis……..

guys we need to play with toys and colors on the floor. its the only way to be happy

i deadass joined this website as a cis woman with the handle bunnymommy

gay imagine dragons im waking up to ass and cum

goldman ball sachs anyone said it

the queer/trans soccer league just opened registration for spring and i can’t play this season bc of my top surgery 😭😭😭😭😭😭

2 weeks 5 days :)

"carpe deez nutz" -robin williams

I could use some post op advice from folks. Does anyone here have a good recommendation for a lift recliner to use during recovery from bottom surgery? Are they even worth it? I have heard mixed experiences about mobility post op so I am trying to prepare as best I can.

unusually woozy and leaky shot today. hmm. weird

ITS TIME TO DO MY SHOT YAY YAY YAY HRT YAY YAY!!!!!!

I am letting the judges HAVE IT in the tigress fantasy I'm serving up! This look is a custom couture top and pants with feathers,it's giving stripes, I'm a sexy queen of the jungle and I'm literally wearing the prey i just ate

bisexual women r so goated …….

they’re doing this to me tomorrow

bro. bro youve gotta touch me. youve gotta touch me in a way that matters to break the curse bro. please

this is how i know i made a good post

dropping my balls off at daycare for balls. bye

do u ever have something that is a famous meme in your head and daily life but nobody else knows what ur talking about

finding lots of hope and love within this mashed potatoes pizza slice

spongepreg

A Square Peg In a Round Hole spongebob x sandy fanfiction

ITS BOYPUSSY THURSDAY

(thinking of something really stupid) wow this is a great idea

they call me the white rabbit of shitting bc my butthole got me saying i’m late im late!!!!!!

today i will find strength in my love for my sisters, my brothers, my siblings. i will find comfort in sharing a laugh and a cry with someone who fucking gets it. i will love myself enough to make sure i see this year through

me at the evil villain board room meeting: no ur right that idea was horrible. you dont have to trap door me i’ll climb into the gator pit myself

i used to be able to get a lamy safari for like $25 what the fuck happened

brains are so crazy what do you mean i went through a breakup so bad i developed some weird trauma response that lasted for an entire year where if i got too horny during sex i would vomit with almost no warning

lana del rey voice:

Look it ain't a lasso but here have print shop library clip art turned into you.

xoxo gossip guy

if a woman gets me to listen to a podcast it means im down catastrophically bad and need a wellness check

we eating tacos

summoning cheese taco

i should 100 cigarettes right now

they just turned my pussy into a national park

"im decentering men" i say while a dude is holding my leash and vaping

fucked up in the crib drinking dr pussy

sniffs u

the mods at northsky tucked me into bed too tight and i couldn’t get out in the morning and had to wiggle around for hours to get loose and i almost missed the premier of five nights at freddy’s 2 because of it

i felt crazy earlier but then a beautiful woman texted me and i healed

i am so good and so brave every single day

just voted into a public toilet #resist

whats up my civil war reenactment lookin ass butches........

The happy couple

I hope whoever ran that moon pie account was depressed for real. I hope the pain of this world was too much for them