YAY IM SWITCHING TO INJECTIONS!!!!

welcome to big boobs incorporated

i think i dreamed about mac miller last night

what’s it like dating someone who’s so freakin hilarious? idk ask my girlfriend

solved

top scientists invented a way to unfuck my ass

there was no reptilian orgy. it was a normal human vigil. look at the shiny dildo please

white ppl when they go to sweetgreen and order falafel

55 shits 55 dookies 55 turds 55 craps

yall mind if i switch to injections and get a shitty mustache and a fat little hog?

MY TZATZIKI IM DOOMED

people who don’t piss in the pool are idiots. why sit on a toilet soaking wet when you’re swimming in one

(pulls a tarot card) okay okay okay……. boobs…… boobs on the horizon for you. (pulls another) okay even more boobs……. (pulls the third) ……………….. death by boobs. i’m so sorry

gummy pussy worms

eating pussy with my eyes open to maintain tactical awareness

they put an in and out in a gravel lot

made the mistake of going to the in and out that just opened a month ago at 7 pm on a sunday

neapolitan milkshake and animal fries………

MILKSHAKE………

everybody’s in the club getting tranny

i want a milkshake. or pie

im reporting live on the scene where allegedly a white boy has “busted it down crazy style” at the golden corral on main street. eyewitnesses say when police arrived he was ordered to “slow down there white chocolate” but refused

NEED TO HOLD……

they should invent a me that does not get nauseous around needles

IN MY HEAD…… i do everything right WHEN YOU CALL…. i’ll forgive and not fight

did some art

eats half of ur pussy and puts the rest in the fridge for later

IN MY HEAD…… i do everything right WHEN YOU CALL…. i’ll forgive and not fight

Customer: MY NAME IS BOBBY AND THIS IS MY NICK NAME. DMV: BOOBY, SEXUAL Verdict: DENIED

sobriety got me doing shit like damn i feel sad i should make art about it and then i feel better

did some art

happy ribs by lorde on repeat saturday night everyone!!!!!

inventing the teenage girl simulator and immediately being imprisoned for life for creating the most inhumane torture device in human history

i will be the most powerful and thoughtful and emotionally intelligent man to ever live because i know exactly how it feels to be a teenage girl

lorde was so right it feels so scary getting old

i am in my teens. i am crying to a lorde song. i am in my twenties. i am crying to a lorde song. i see my future. i am in my 70s and i am crying to a lorde song

i think the song ribs by lorde will make me cry every single year until i die

oh. i’m sad because there’s no background noise

hi i've maxed out my credit cards moving and still don't have work in the area and just got hit with parking tickets pretty bad and i hate to do this but if u can spare anything to help me get by, my venmo is @thrillow and my cashapp is $thrillow too

someone’s dating profile said they love “vodka sodas and hot doms” and my first reaction was wow what a silly typo for hot dogs

i have my appointment to switch to injections on monday :)

being alone is not goated when human connection is the vibe

companies should not know the word situationship

i think responsibilities should be illegal i think i should just be able to cuddle beautiful women as a career

omg yesterday was the 5 year adoption anniversary for mr kips :,)

i personally would touch the grinch with a 39 and a half foot pole. i would touch him with my breasts even

JESUS FUCK?????

NOW WATCHING OMG

CANNOLIS!!!!!!!!

oh so horror movies are just scary porn huh