posting is basically pissing or shitting your body can't hold them it will cause severe discomfort abd damage your organs

i’m back on my bullshit (doing pushups before bed regularly)

In communism it is Mr beast who does the challenges while we laugh and watch

now that i’m just some guy and not a cool lesbian is it tacky to have all this erotic lady art in my home or do i get a pass bc i have a pussy still

straight up raw dogging the holidays tonight no weed no nicotine no alcohol just me and this freezer burnt ice cream sandwich and phone games against the world

i feel so stressed out i just want a cig

the most beautiful women u know are turning into hot guys be careful…….

what if i was a little sad and lonely

I HATE WHEN HOT GIRLS DIE !!!!!!!

the episode where JANE DIES ………… WALTER WHITE SHOULD HAVE DIED FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU !!!!!!!!

santa clauses penis

old saint dick

please help :(

ordered a big fuckin pizza at 3:30 pm on sunday #livinglarge

blood stains on my binder from my bacne makes me think way back, way back like you and me this testosterone injection got me giving full erection meet me at the library, way back in the romance section

cheerleading competition mixes are kinda like if dariacore was made by straight people

bunny name of the day: Elbow Grease

this is what waiting for a text back from your crush feels like

with tears in my eyes i begged you to stay you said hey man i love you but that’s fucking gay

this is what waiting for a text back from your crush feels like

L + i think you’re annoying + fuck you + who even are you + shut up + paper or plastic + your total is $72.34 + will that be cash or card today + ratio

i’m a stupid pervert someone should kill me with a gun or whatever beck said

me at 5am after 2.5 hrs of sleep: wow im sooo bored there’s nothing to do ……

why did i only sleep for two hours what’s going on

FFFFFUCK YES

DOES ANYONE WANNA CUT MY BOOBS OFF RIGHT NOW

doctor please remove my breasts please please please remove my fucking boobs please

i should be able to go to the store at 11:30 pm and buy whatever cereal im craving

The genius of the penius

big penis keep on turning proud penis keep on burning and we’re cumming cumming cumming on the river



idgaf how many followers i have this is still first and foremost my internet diary

im breaking out so bad recently and im going to blame it on the stress of quitting nicotine i refuse to believe that testosterone is finally coming for my face

drinking poison alone just like every other night i guess ……..

tfw no beautiful woman to drink poisons with

no offense i muted kyle plant emoji on twitter when i was 16 years old for being too annoying and having stupid fucking posts so like i guess nothing has changed in over a decade

redbull flavor rankings #1- strawberry apricot #2- coconut #3- literally all the other ones

i love how redbull is a beverage that harms your organs and tastes exactly like it is harming your organs but fun

i think the space between the bark and the log seems soooooo cozy and warm. jealous of bugs srsly

just heard music i instantly recognized but couldn’t remember where from. checked the comments ……………………… danganronpa 💔

what if we gave a hot dog four legs and a tail and a really cute face ………….

me when i had a headache with an estrogen dominant body: oh what? how long have i been in pain? whatever ill drink more water me when i have a headache with a testosterone dominant body: oh my god, i think this is it. i think i might die. im in so much pain i need a woman to take care of me please

head hurt so bad i think i might combust

sorry Laura Palmer just called and she says you have to live

as a child watching breaking bad i was like ok skylar’s just some dumb bitch!!!!! and now watching it again as an adult im like holy fuck. holy fuck

SKYLAR SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HER BOSS SCENE WHAT ???? I DONT REMEMBER THIS

no offense im burning handmade local incense in my cozy and softly lit clean home that is beautifully decorated…… and im a man