sluttification of the rolls is complete

if something was easy for you then I'm not impressed I want to know you suck at something you love

I'm glad no one ever listens to me I love that

communism would win if we ran on the platform of letting people smoke indoors again

No matter how many gestures the West makes to convince itself of the triumph of their enlightenment over their depravity, the entire culmination of their culture is the justification of unlimited human sacrifice for the sake of power.

I'm an acquired taste like mrsa

smell ya later, scintillator in a while, scintidile

god damn why won't this pot of water boil!

I wish I was a little kid again I bet my dads attack patterns would be really predictable after playing elden ring

fella driving this car looks like the Maltese transporter but it's a Skoda hot hatch

girls get to be sickos now and I love that for us

Going forward there is no fashion. There is only hard pants and soft pants now.

don't make me show restraint, it's boring and will turn everybody on

romance is recognizing that sometimes 'under' isn't as juicy as 'beneath'

it's not clitoryou

post a random star trek image

sports bloopahs that's what I'm talkin about right there YOU CANT SHOW THIS ON SPORTS CENTAH YOU KNOW DAT

happy halloween

ils sont sur gros moi orgasme jusqu'à ce que je fais le woke

hon hon hon bébé give me un orgasme gros all over ma visage

first you goon, then you eat some stone fruit. that's the whole thing.

shout out to the young Egyptian cat who drove me home with his soul glo curls and Tha Carter III blasting

women love me and i love women

as we approach the fall and holiday season, remember: it is your duty to make transphobes, right wingers, racists, etc. absolutely miserable at the holidays. call out racism make a scene

(thick missouri accent) ALHAMDULILLAH BROTHER ALHAMDULILLAH

moi + a comfort film

i don’t believe the replies of the quoted post demonstrate cognition that goes beyond statistical pattern matching tuned to the limbic responses of the functionally illiterate.

everything is just a little bit slightly very annoying today

Me after every episode of Twin Peaks: The Return

free use olive oil

love when an agency starts hemorrhaging staff cos it's now a race between me and my colleagues to find better jobs before this shit falls apart

maybe she’s porn with it

🎶 she’s a cowboy in a backpack she rides she’s wanted (wanted) fully alive 🎶

sorry I can't tonight im busy being a pervert

We don’t have to make every thread about every problem.

think tank girl

I should just pin this

i just watched this chick record and send a three minute long voice note

getting on the bus in my "this lap doubles as a seat" tear away pants

liberals love saying shit like "you should have made it easier to save you"

I'm developing a potato chip that sucks you off

the only monster on this bus is a lack of proper respect for the rules

The only hot honey I care about is MY WIFE

Consider this random TikTok I found in comparison to anything on Bluesky

throat goat

men: nobody wants to fuck me me: become fuckabke men: NEVER!

upload your 3D sprite and affective neuralprint into the dating system so you can test drive how it would feel for them to inevitably leave you when you refuse to do easy, basic things to help yourself—to grow.

Last night I went someplace to have dinner and left my phone at home, it was so nice

did some art