i am an incredibly lucky woman

my wives COOKED and ATE 🤩🥹🥹

a cm punk fan told me…. MEEEEE,,, to touch grass lmfao

society if isaac newton was a gooner

clue remains undefeated against hole!!! this hole had hands tho so i put myself in timeout voluntarily lmao

nice sense of wonder and whimsy bro

=IF(gottem, smokem, [😭])

porn addiction isn’t real, but self soothing by masturbating as a stim for people on the AuDHD spectrum is.

it is time to harvest my peonies

the girlies at my dispensary are so hype today it’s like their christmas lol

happy birthday to weed 🥹🤩😭

i think my porch is a type of bubble universe

what am i doing???? i do not know. but i am doing it on the porch

if that’s your girl, why am i preparing her a silly little beverage to drink on the porch

i’m such a porch-cel. in my al fresco arc. patio-pilled deck-head in my outdoor living era

my porch really is that girl

i was wrong by the way, nobody wants to buy a hundred year old house right now lmao. PORCH will continue

the way i talk to bugs & spiders is that of a proud mother, but the way i speak to mushrooms approaches reverence

i hate cm punk and his performative jacket

higher protein slim jim called thick rick

demon finn balor, quirked up white boy (derogatory)

shenanigussy

it almost rained today 😭🙏

No one is more important than the shakers of ass and the bouncers of tits

need someon to do this to me

i’m glad we can see less of brock lesnors scalp

k this time i am actually just bragging

not to brag or anything, but i am soup

hairoses

if u saw me go insane earlier this week. u didn’t actually ! common mistake

altho…. someone could do something really funny

they put us in the gringo section of the new honduran place ☠️☠️☠️

pov ur a weird bug

ahh. the signs of spring

lookin 4 lizards

i’ve decided to go into my hole and stay there

WOIMSDAY

see yall in the morning 🫡

i’m not actually super worried about this. he seemed very nice & genuine but i don’t think men think these things through. u just told me you’d be watching and listening to me all night 😭

look how sexy

also my phone has to be OFF all night past 10:30 lol

the sleep study tech went out of his way to tell me he isn’t gay and then asked if i was flirting with him when i said i was surprised he is 50 bc i thought he was my age

it’s looking at me, isn’t it

i love to lay down

knowing this and also knowing that every single person i interact with has their own set of complexities and most of their behavior towards me has little to do with my actual self and is mostly reactions to and projections from their own entirely separate realities wherein i exist only as a concept

the nerd in me is extremely genetic but unfortunately so is the depression

writing is the act of punching a mirror until it breaks

in my grindset mindset bc i told several beautiful and talented actresses in toronto that i do wigs so i need to not be fucking lying

ah well. nevertheless