rn i wanna see as many styles of black mary jane flats as possible so i know what to haunt secondhand sites for. i have “discovered” like 25 new shoe brands that all have nice supportive black mary jane flats w wide toe boxes by simply clicking links for shoes i like, more shoes appear. i did this

like??? people who think chatgpt is alive/god. ur talking to a toaster bro. like thinking ur microwave is jesus

i ❤️ to manipulate the algorithm

mfs were cooking when they invented robes

the way the OG of this was my bible

my parents visited for christmas and i couldn’t get out of bed and they just left without seeing me at all and now i want to die

awww i know me so well

christmas eve beat

u can’t tell me shit, my most stylish friend said i have actual eclectic style that works for me

glad tidings !!!! this is a threat !!

kid’s bestie couldn’t remember the name of nightmare before christmas so she called it “the horrible night before christmas” lmfao

still not over this

if you need me i’ll be trying to make this shit festive…. i guess…..

uh oh

shaving lasts like sub 6 hours on me and gives me crazy ingrowns, the way i wax i have almost no irritation and very few ingrown hairs. allow my years of pain, to be ur gain 🫡

gotten stupid good at waxing over the years. 0 redness 0 irritation & i got hella sensitive skin. prep, products, technique, & aftercare all really do matter but u can still do it cheap!! can’t remember if ive done a waxing thread already or not but im gonna do one now bc i never sleep correctly!!

i showed up for a pool party in 8th grade with a bright red strip where i ripped my skin off waxing my belly button

i like that all mulder’s coats are too big for him.. cozy king

just got almost all my armpit hair in one wax pull… y’all wanna see 👀

my hair is so fucking enormous rn

spread nair on my legs so i know it’s real

too many new followers, time to post some infrequent nudes

kid talked me into getting a cat carrier backpack…….. these poor cats got no idea what’s coming

afaik he hasn’t done anything wrong.. but i simply do not trust michael bublé

so like does anyone wanna pay my rent as a bit lol, lmao

kicked out of tj maxx for walking around the aisles gagging really loud like a cat with a hairball

it’s argus

i don’t particularly care for kyle plant emoji for the same reason i don’t particularly care for another popular poster: no reason at all. simply dislike the vibe

fucked up & didn’t ask for anything for christmas except printer ink….. but now i want silk pajamas

time to wash my hair AGAIN

if i think too much about my soft tissues i start to get really nervous

damn i miss being able to go outside

the urge to post ugly unaesthetic selfies whenever i get a ton of new followers is so strong

“why are women using ai less than men” bc our ideas have to actually be good

another day down the drain but it is cute when my dog comes upstairs to sniff my lifeless body lmao

sleep is in an extended chaotic era

i think the possibility that some people might actually take their cues on news or politics from random posters on bluesky dot com is a much bigger problem than idiots posting their stupid opinions online

idgaf how many followers i have this is still first and foremost my internet diary

bluesky is neither dead nor alive but a secret third thing (gay)

high score

i had an idea for a real art piece last night and now i’m scared of myself

mf said imaging

imagining the thinkpieces like.. “social stigma against chatgpt use is ableist” lmao

i unfollow and block people on ig who say they use chatgpt.. don’t need to hear any more ty

nice

everybody’s really mad i didn’t buy this

they’re dating

genuinely tho every time i do shrooms i feel like i become my microbiome and can perceive the connections in it and to every other single living thing on earth lmao

yall im geeking out, this mold art is crazy beautiful. this is what i feel every time i do shrooms lmao

ok making a discord for labor theory and organizing for current sex workers only. dm to join.