another dead vibrator. rip to a fallen soldier

i exist in a place of complete clarity (derogatory)

i did groom them tonight tho

light

nail techs always wanna do my eyebrows lmao

forgot how jarring it is when rolph hits that first heil in the sound of music

fancy ladies checking in 🥰

it’s not all bad though we are taking the girls to see the sound of music and me and my daughter are getting Mani pedis at this time and my besties start arriving tomorrow for birthday extravaganzas

this beaver moon is fucking people up fr lmao

ok maybe not lmao i’m about to delete all these bc who the fuck knows. the american health?? care??? system???

god willing they release my ma from the hospital today bc i can’t deal with any more of my fathers temper tantrums 😃

living my dream (one of the children is obsessed with the sound of music)

this would go so hard tonight

vasectomy for your sinuses

this beaver moon is fucking people up fr lmao

they didn’t fuck around on this mussolini show

there are really all types of people in this world

odo might be a fascist but he is cute when he pretends to play the piano

every time i talk abt him too much i get the urge to delete it all like a kind of cord cutting lmao

experiencing a wicked tummyache bro

he also had double nipple piercings and ripped on the guitar

I don’t really need emotional support as much as I need somebody to be like damn that’s crazy

shoutout to michael morrison for loading these to youtube 5 years ago, coming in clutch brother

ever since i was born ive wanted to go home

I don’t know why I’m protecting men’s feelings oh wait yes I do because I’ve been doing it since I knew how to walk

listen, I’m talking about conventionally attractive men who grew up tall and athletic and look like they were AI generated and or could be plugged into any romantic comedy/sports film. i’m not saying uggos only clearly i love hot people

men who are too attractive are automatically suspicious to me. i just know that personality is undercooked

when the book got a little ribbon in it 🫦

u know the pussy goes crazy if she opens pills like this

ok instagram how exactly are we targeting these ads

what i’m looking for isn’t a place i need to find it’s a life i need to make and never stop making

my first real boss out of college looked me dead in the eyes and told me he thought i’d be searching forever bc that’s just who i am and damn he was right lmao

people need fun things now more than ever … they need to be reminded that there’s still plenty worth fighting for !! otherwise, why bother having ‘good politics’ at all ? if u don’t love people & want a better world for them— one where they can have their needs met, can smile, laugh, create, love !

the day i don’t do something to move forward into a better future is the day i begin to die

everybody got that one homie that desperately needs to get off reddit

not dallas tho fuck dallas

i want to move life again i wanna live in a city

they’re playing christmas music in the ENT and i can’t leave for 20 more minutes

good pussy got a man in the hills alive with the sound of music

hell yeah. wait. oh no

hit em with the 🤡 ass bedtime drip

its cum

i’m allergic to a lot of things, but you know what i’m not allergic to ?

wow these targeted ads

my body wants to get pregnant on a taurus full moon so bad like awww homey

marty, hung some new art

if you’ve never had to lay down for a few minutes to ‘recover’ from taking a nice bath and putting on clothes afterwards. then u don’t understand fatigue

my god cluesan is right 😮