can’t help but notice that you liked my skeet anyway i already told people we’re dating

karmas only a bitch if you’re a piece of shit

someone properly used the word zeitgeist and ngl it made me kinda hot

we measured the equivalent of two and a half shots 😃

god forbid a woman have some whimsy

god forbid a girl wants to be cherished

god forbid a woman have an opinion?? on social media??? to interact with her own mutuals????

god forbid a woman dresses in the fashion of another planet

[a drop of alcohol enters my system] who wants to kiss

in this essay I will get drunk and chloroform my ego

[me dming my crush] don't dm me, im vulnerable rn

so bestie made my drink extra strong and I just gulped that down not realizing

fleabag season 2 is a masterpiece in showing that the thing we truly yearn for is not real / not available to us and we must learn to be complete in and of ourselves and the universe will even go so far as to shove it in our face to show how unfulfilling it is. in this essay, I will-

[a drop of alcohol enters my system] time to flirt

getting "it's a trap" tattooed under my boob so they're warned

"be ungovernable" and it's just ovulation

i post really fast and then log off so i'll come back like "oh who said that" it was me

sometimes ppl like my posts from earlier and I literally am like “who posted that it certainly was not me”

i do have a type and it's disgusting* *people who make me laugh

bro you make me feel like a natural woman bro

hey girl you are so out of his league :)

Watching tate and paul getting absolutely starched

every time something bad happens to andrew tate an angel gets its wings

This isn't the first time I've asked for help — but I really hoped it would be the last. My name is Sakher. Life’s been incredibly hard lately. I’m doing my best to stay strong, but the truth is… I’m struggling. I urgently need help affording medication, food, and clean water…… tinyurl.com/4bb9mhf9

i can't be a misandrist, i have made so many men cum

i can't be a misandrist, i have a friend who is a man, brothers who are men

sorry everyone I've been diagnosed with misandry

the only prejudice allowed in this house is misandry

next tattoo: “misandry is my passion“

misandry is my favorite hobby

there are two wolves inside me and they're both misandrists

there are two turtle doves inside of you

[me if i had a bf] one attention pls

i would also care about sports gambling if i never made a woman cum

(silly inquiries only)

[universe] --so you'll have to be patient [me] oh 😀

hello 911? I like a man and need to be put down

kentucky fried french fries

I'm pretty excited to fuck up this next year too. I have some new ideas.

I'm Reem I feel very tired, please stop🚨💔 I feel so cold, I don't have a warm shelter😔 My eyes hurt so much.I need immediate treatment, but I can't because of the high costs💔 I feel like I'm really dying,all I want is to save my family😭 Please save me before it's too late🙏🏻🥺 tinyurl.com/3zxvjjfp

people always laugh when bears run away from housecats because they're so much bigger but like. imagine you were in the woods & you ran into a weird little guy that looks kinda like you but like 1/5th the size & his head is shaped weird & he is running toward you full tilt yelling. what would you do

hey so this was unnecessary

look, idk you, and you don’t know me, but I fckn like you.

our demons would look cute together

I do not support all bitches, some of you are erika kirk

everything I learn about erika kirk is against my will

update: they prescribed me the panera lemonade

they call him the cookie monster because of all the pussy he eats

you wouldn't know him, he goes to a different social media app

hello 911? I like a man and need to be put down