i hope RFK redacted redacted redacted. redacted

Every thing from this HHS is like RFK: TOO MUCH BLACK BILE IN THE SEMEN OF AMERICAN TEENAGERS RFK: ILL-HUMORS A NATIONAL CRISIS RFK: TREPANATION UNFAIRLY MALIGNED

BREAKING: Turning Point USA CEO Erika Kirk unveils Charlie Kirk hologram to continue campus tours

acete of men of phen

I hope I don't get raptured mid-goon

"You wanna battle? You beat around the bush, like you're scared to lick pussy so you eat around the tush."

The Thai place on Christmas Day

I know Antifa isn’t a real organization because they don’t release a patreon exclusive podcast each week

This ain't my first Rapture.

We treat high fevers in the ICU with Tylenol and we don't make patients "tough it out" because that can be dangerous. Hope this helps.

maybe RFK should focus on finding a cure for whatever the fuck makes him look like that

look i found your mom

"they call it eugenics because they care"

Just to reiterate here: the Economist sucks donkey nuts. Their claim that "one in five" kids who transition change their mind is flatly false, and just shows that they didn't even bother to read the study.

you know that puff of trash air when you try to push the garbage down into the bag? that’s what i imagine trump smells like

so the rapture means all the evangelicals get beamed up to the mothership right?

The girl with the imagine dragons tattoo

imagine telling yourself in the 2000s that 50 cent would go on to host a cop show on Fox

white house announces plans to break ground on a brand new sarlaac pit

the kids are finally at “watching from the bench” age at the playground 😭

look i found your mom

For the chicken, that's true

LMAO GO BROWNS NEVER A DOUBT

flacco is fucking cooked man, just put gabriel in already who cares

watching the browns try to play offense is like watching a ford pinto try to drag race

wtf is this

trying to get in shape before my physical so my doctor doesn't find out how i live

be erling haaland show up score goals god i hate city

In the BlueSky olden days we’d pack a picnic lunch on Sunday afternoons and saunter down to the mill stream to fire off bangers in our bare feet

parenting is literally just saying “wow that was awesome bud!” when your kid does some mundane thing

I am mortal enemies with anyone who puts their backpack in the overhead bin instead of under the seat in front of them.

parenting is literally just saying “wow that was awesome bud!” when your kid does some mundane thing

the westboro baptist church has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

turns out it's pretty hard to put an hour's worth of charlie kirk together and hold up the "he was not a white christian nationalist, actually" charade

just saw an ICE recruitment commercial offering a 50k signing bonus and student loan forgiveness, which i’m sure means their recruitment efforts are going great also obligatory fuck ICE

if the guards pull off this playoff push, then i’m convinced vogt is just tito jr.

i love leaving cabinets open right above my head when unloading the dishwasher so I can hurt myself

whoever you are, i love you, you are punderful 🫶

I would absolutely be a kodiak bear, just living on an island away from everyone, catching salmon, taking fat naps. ideal life

as much as I love pickles, I don’t like pickle flavored things! this is a really hard question though…. gochujang

Once again middle and high school teachers deserve hazard pay

it’s been a while and i hate work so ngl.link/ledhead

moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot. one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.

jokes? bad things are generally happening in the world, and you’re making jokes???

excited for this trend to continue when 30 years from now Nick Fuentes takes a principled stance against the policies of President Triple Hitler, a clone containing the souls of three Hitlers in a single body

There’s no telling how many kids I would punch if The Purge was real

if the purge was real, I would swim RIGHT after eating

we must receive revelation

is it ok to eat an entire tub of hummus? asking for a friend