nations that refuse to adopt AC are literally children and should be treated as such

rainy day wrestling

If anyone here has any reason why this tasty union should not be consummated, speak now [Me, in the back, quietly] mmmmmmm consomme

I’d follow you to brunch and beyond 🫡

what if we just always got pto and like never worked, what then?

“Do you hear what I hear?” uh yeah it’s the sound of your dad’s Santa suit jingling while he porks your mom in the downstairs powder room

Hurt my back putting on pants -years old

how the grinch stole this pussy

Double checking my cookie recipe on the qb playbook sleeve

grima wormtongue with a name like that why did he even get hired

“Eat this baguette, for it is my penis,” and other things Jesus said

diarrhea! on the airplane

the only way santa can deliver all those presents is if he’s an omnipotent higher being. most likely pennywise

Happy birthday Santa!

If I ran a labeler I would give all my followers the "great poster" label

i personally want stephen miller dissolved in a vat of acid, but you can’t get everything you want

make america gape again

fa la la la la la la fuck you

banning goatse? you mean covering the spread?

this is exactly the sort of thing i’d post if everything was on the up & up too. masterful gambit, mr president.

when the drugs hit at mom and dads house

it gets notably quieter on here around the holidays which is a shame bc I would love to see how people post from their parents' house as their regressed 17-year-old self

uh www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

there’s a labeler for “toxic posting” but where is the one for “perfect sweetie”

None of you deserve sleep tonight.

Rob answering the question "would u still be my moot if I was a worm" w yes

Ten gel hands?? In this economy??

Sometimes the most horrific evils are hiding in plain sight, right in front of us the whole time.

I'm out here you ficuus birch

you kept a shrimp as a pet then act surprised that he’s a little scamp?

the French will call me a racist for this but I'm right. Haitian, Qubeçoise, Vietnamese, and Senegalese food is a million times better I said what I said.

sometimes i forget that i don’t know what like 60% of my moots actually look like, so i just assume you’re all beautiful

horny* posting *soup

alright you soup perverts, i made some chicken tortilla

Grinch always pulling this shit

i can’t wait for that “trying to live forever” billionaire to die at the most average age ever

elvis presley? more like shittymusic assley

The vagina is the mouth of the crotch Except with sharper teeth

not only was he the king of rock n roll he was the king of gape too

The CBS 60 Minutes Doc confirms what we knew: The U.S. is currently using our tax dollars to imprison brown people with no criminal record in torture camps overseas. It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...

Posted it

I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:

!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social: is.gd/paU8Ko (It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)

nothing to see here, very normal december weather in the mountains

THERAPIST: *holds up photo of feather* what do you see YANKEE DOODLE: macaroni THERAPIST: *holds up photo of cap* and this YANKEE DOODLE: macaroni THERAPIST: *holds up photo of pony* what about this YANKEE DOODLE: macaroni THERAPIST: *into intercom* hold all my calls

the electronic form for the doctors office asked me to choose colors to describe my mucus and the color of my mucus was not on the list i think i’m about to be famous

LITTLE LAMB: do you hear what i hear SHEPHERD BOY: holy shit a talking lamb