primary color paladin

blizzard should make diablo 3 open source and/or playable offline if they're going to pretend it doesn't exist. i want to tinker with it like you can with diablo 2:R

about to see what this is all about

What’s wrong babe you’ve barely kissed my ass

the second time in my life having nerds gummy clusters. they somehow pass the autism texture test

rip

Dentists love to make your gums bleed then be like "look what you did"

they need a “I’ll fix it never, why don’t you fix the obstructive ads that dominate your entire fucking webpage” option

it’s the honking hour in my neighborhood. just incessant honking from my freak neighbor who apparently gets off on being as annoying as possible. wait a couple hours and they’ll get out the electric leaf blower

When the alt baddie gives you The Look 🥀 #pixelart #illustration

oof

as The Youths™ would say, “womp womp”

I like finding a random piece of black pepper in my teeth later after eating. I like the little zap of heat from it

fuck yeah called it finally a non-hetero main romance

what stage of grief is it when you add your work slack and outlook to your phone

i wonder if the draft age is going up too

sucks to suck

it will only get worse under late stage capitalism in a dying empire

I downloaded an app to track my expenses for motorcycle maintenance and gear and after adding in gear I got angry and deleted it. how dare it show me how much money I’ve spent in total 😡

every time an app interrupts me to ask me to rate it I give it 1 star I wonder if app developers will ever learn

I love being the old guy at a party when a bunch of kids are playing video games and asking naive questions like “who’s winning?” when they’re clearly playing Minecraft 😂

siri: how can i raise my own oysters

when the hell did half a dozen oysters become $24? that used to be a dozen!

unfortunately these are not good. they taste like some kind of medicine or something

(walking up to my gf who’s frying chicken in the kitchen) DAMN babe are you pissing in here?

the son of Pauly Shore and Willem Dafoe is looking great!

bluesky should allow restricting replies to people who get the joke, but that would drop like 80% of the engagement on here

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

we’re ordering sandwiches for lunch and the place has 4, 6, or 8 inch subs. my partner said she wants 4 inch. I said are you sure? that’s not a lot, and she said “I’m used to 4 inches, it’s fine” 😡 😂

I’m a big fan of mondays with only one meeting

my boss stumbles on his farewells when we end our meetings because we have team members all across the globe. he’s like “have a good day, er, uh, night, or afternoon/morning” meanwhile I’m just like “have a good one 😎”

its my birthday so u have to be nice to me today

cool cool, the antichrist-obsessed freak is now running the military’s software. 🫠

heated rivalry 🥹🥰

a modicum? I thought you said a lot of cum

Chode-bearing wall… is this anything?

I still can’t believe my friend bought a house. he beat the millennial odds

do yall see the face in my rug or am I just super high rn

I’ve got a stupid little vacuum robot and it moves around like it’s drunk. it’s just like me fr

I came in like a snacking ball 🎶

now for the most important part of socializing: being alone in a dark cool room with a screen in front of my eyes

it's weird how it's posed as the price was raised "due to inflation" but the price being raised *is* inflation. inflation is just corporate greed, nothing else.

went to a housewarming party and saw a bunch of people who I haven’t seen for decades. what a walk down memory lane

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when you gotta die for mankind at 5pm but invade Iran for oil at 7:30pm

mentally i just live in that scene now

last night’s episode of Heated Rivalry gave me FEELINGS. when Hunter called Kip out to the ice and they kissed 🥰🥰🥰 and then Ilya texted “let’s go to the cottage” 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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