oh no, I thought this was the meaning too. I’ve used it this way a few times

they want the nazi aesthetic without the work it takes to create it

holy shit. this pre war French art deco dining set is only $250 on Facebook marketplace. but it’s so far away from me. I’d have to rent a U-Haul. it’s gorgeous!! I’m going to see if I can make it happen

I’ve never consented to someone just reading off the ingredients of whatever they’re eating yet people still do it

it’s actually spelled “mute point” because you don’t need to hear it so you can mute it

peak capitalism to be concerned about food being “stolen” that would just rot on the shelves anyway. it’s their human right to take that food and supplies

especially since they snoop data from you! paper menus only or i don’t eat there.

I found the biggest black widow spider I’ve ever seen while removing some bricks from my back yard. its legspan was probably 2.5 inches (6.35cm) wide. its abdomen was the size of a black olive. it was not happy about being exposed to sunlight and ran to the edge of the house for the shade.

"i made this just in case i'm not single when GTA 6 comes out"

someone mentioned The Refreshments on here the other day and I’ve had the bridge to Banditos stuck in my head ever since, so thank you for that 😠 “everybody knows, that the world is full of stupid people, so meet me at the mission at midnight, we’ll divvy up there 🎶”

I wouldn’t cast aspersions. I don’t have enough mana

how to say “I love you” if you’re a cat: sink your claws into them

throw back to Luna being a total goblin

my partner put up some window film to have some privacy in the bathroom (the neighbors windows look directly into ours). I love it so much. the pic doesn’t capture it but it makes hella rainbows in the room

things you notice after taking a monster shit and there’s no bidet *chuckles* I’m in danger!

is life hard or is it just me 😏

I don’t want the 2030s to happen because then I’ll be in my 50s, and THAT can’t happen

2000 was mind blowing. the 2010s still felt very 2000. I’ve been ignoring the 2020s for obvious reasons. 2030s shouldn’t exist. what, are you gonna tell me that the 2040s happen next? lmao as if

I hate that people are talking about 2030 like it’s a real year that we will reach within our lifetimes

lmfao my alt was suspended this time. got no email about it

I just had such good melon. watermelon, cantaloupe, honeydew. all the right balance of firm and soft

People who lost to trump twice: Look we're the only ones who know how to win so you can't be supporting those people who keep beating us in primaries

I am one of the millions of straight white American men who are being forced to walk on egg shells at work. In my case it’s because I work on the peeling line at the hard boiled egg factory, which was the only place I could find a job as a serial sexual harasser

it was good! first time making it. I think I needed more tomatoes to better steam the rest of the food

I put sausage, zucchini, bell peppers, garlic, cherry tomatoes, and gnocchi on a sheet pan and put in the oven. pics to follow

we can’t keep letting him get away with this

this is horrific. my heart breaks for Venezuela

I appreciate all the people welcoming me back but I was definitely still here on an alt haha 😂

a two week suspension for being anti pedo on the extremely pro pedo website

this account is back online. that was my longest suspension yet, two weeks

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

burn it all down

my partner’s verdant dream cocktail

sometimes you need two to do the job

it’s fixing me

I’m going on a date tonight! my partner and I are done prepping for the movers so we’re going to dinner and getting cocktails. we’re walking so we don’t have to bother with a car. #walkableCities

Today is the 10th anniversary of the Pulse shooting. In my little corner of Orlando, this tragedy still looms large. Remembering the 49 lost souls today. Tell someone you love them today. 💔

it’s painfully obvious that we are the villain in this commercial. even the music conveys our evil

I can’t believe today is Friday. my big move is tomorrow. we’ve been moving shit all week but that’s when all the furniture goes to the new place. I thought I had more time. this week has crawled and sped by. been up early to get stuff done before work and worked late into the night.

every company I’ve worked for that uses Slack and Teams has a Teams burning custom emoji in slack

I’m hungry and sleepy. heepy. slungry.

I hate that our flag is tainted

Don Gunnet, Attorney at Law - When you've gone and done it, call Don Gunnet.

this is great 😂

I can’t wait for July to be over because you know it’s going to be the most insufferable shit about the 250th

remastering ocarina of time should be illegal. it’s nostalgia bait. it’s not the game you miss, it’s the time of your life where your biggest worries were crushes at school and homework

Sarah Jessica Warker

i'm the same age as taylor swift; that CANT be old, right? ... ...right?

lmao is it 2015? people still use “SJW” as an insult?

the boss has a second health bar