what’s the best taunt to shout when you start a fight? A. prepare to die! B. you fight like a baby, and I’ve fought many babies! C. dukes up, compadre D. ready to get fisted?! E. my fist are wild, dangerous, and they seek the supple resistance of your cheekbones F. the battle begins

I just say I’m bulking but then I don’t lift any weights

in an alternate universe, I have a green house with a green window green is the color of all that I wear green all the streets and all the trees are too 🎶

I ate two days today. I had a lot of feelings to eat through

you can have a little revenge bedtime procrastination as a treat

they should invent a kind of bread you can become

left handed people eat hot dogs from the other end

A lil bit a Peppa Pig in my life A lil bit a Piglet by my side A lil bit a Wilbur is all I need A lil bit a Babe is what I see A lil bit a Miss Piggy in the sun A lil bit a Pumbaa all night long A lil bit a Porky Pig here I am A lil bit a u makes me ur man Feral Hogs Number 30-50

my partner disagrees with burning capitalists at the stake. she said firing squad or guillotines are better because of the church’s history with burning innocent people at the stake. she’s kinda right. maybe we should burn the church at the stake too

I no longer want capitalists to face the wall I now want capitalists to be bound to the pyre

every day I pray for the downfall of the us empire

we’re gonna have to ‘clean so much shit off our shoes’ when this fucker is dead

am I crazy? economic growth and financial stability? in what universe is that true? I feel like I’m sane and the world is crazy

“Bessent said in a statement that the move was appropriate for the U.S. 250th ‌anniversary, given ⁠strong U.S. economic growth and financial stability during Trump's second term.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The S in LLM stands for security.

I need to shoutout my young students at Eastern High School, who have been working hard this month to revive their school newspaper! They were very excited to receive their press badges today. I am extremely proud of them!!!!

here’s a fun game replace the word heart in a band name with the word fart i’ll go first fart

it’s fucking wild to see a hella transphobic take and then you check their page and see pronouns in bio what the fuck do transphobes declare their pronouns? I thought they were anti pronoun

chat is it normal to cry whenever you hear the song What It Sounds Like

might be some kind of privilege that i have where i grew up always assuming software was full of shit, so i'm immune to the AI fever dream psychosis shit. AI is just if/else logic like any software. it's not real. it's not alive people who didn't grow up distrusting software are vulnerable to it

sign me up either way for sure. though if they wanted to really go hard, the first one would be in naan not a chalupa

wow I needed that laugh. my soul feels slightly restored

I’m cry laughing rn 😂

I would fuck with this so hard. though I’d add mudflaps for courtesy

if you as a liberal support what is being done to cuba or use it as an example of how 'communism always fails' than frankly i hope you get to watch people you love slowly die in front of you. death to fucking america

all I want for my birthday (in 6 days) is 1k followers oh and money

If I ever had a DNA editing robot I’d probably name it Gene Hackman as a little joke.

it was wildly satisfying to play battlefield last night against a guy with the username “realdonaldtrump”, beat the everloving shit out of him, and then tell him “gg, but just like trump, you’re a loser” 😂 he stayed for two losses and finally left

pouring out leftovers on the plate before you heat them up

I saw a thing from a trivia game that said “If you were to write down all the numbers from 0 to 75 inclusive, how many times would you write the number 5?” and it said the answer is 9 times. it would be 18 if they’re only counting whole numbers, but if they count decimal numbers it would be infinite

also squiggly scribbles is my new pirate name

whenever I tag a few people in a post I’m always like 🤞 hope they don’t hate each other

I feel like I need a bit. like various moots have bits on here, and it adds to their charm. for instance, @britculpsapp.bsky.social is the lore keeper of main characters, @prof-hinkley.bsky.social will just floss tomorrow, and @jcsalterego.bsky.social is almost verified (any day now)

they’ve started it early today. usually it’s the afternoon but it’s 7:52am here and they’re honking over and over. I wonder how thin my sanity can get before it breaks

someone is honking what sounds like a clown horn outside and there's no way in hell i'm going to find out what they're doing

we’re facing a crisis of christofascism and you’re focused on fucking cursive?! cursive is pointless. it’s been irrelevant since the printing press was invented. it’s been even less relevant since word processors were invented

my morning ritual involves coffee and summoning the downfall of the patriarchy 🕯️ 🙏 🕯️ ☕️

Hey. Tomorrow’s my birthday and here’s what I want. Review my MA feeds and either (a) repost one or both—the second one’s in a reply or (b) dig around in your pockets to see if you’ve got a buck or two to share. Don’t worry. I’ll remind you again tomorrow. 👍🏾

I had a nightmare last night about the US being fully run by technofascists like Peter Theil. which is already the reality but this was further along their agenda. like if you went out in public little flying robots would scan you and identify you. people were arrested for complaining about it

gavin newsom hates gay people

idk why but this reminds me of early generative ai like the weird hallucinatory stuff it came up with

someone needs to kirk this fucking guy already

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none of these fucking jackasses has ever read the bible. pretty sure jesus wouldn't support this at all

We are still at $0/$200 and I only have a few days to get this figured out! Please please please help if you can! We are sinking and I dont want to go under again!

anyone who has ever read harry potter should have picked up on the fact that rowling loved using the barely made up slur “mudblood” as much as she could. the signs were there all along

Hey no biggie but if you watch the new Harry Potter show you aren't my friend.

The lengths people will go to so their kids don’t have to go to school with Black kids.