I’m not convinced this isn’t magic, supernatural, aliens, etc. intellectually I know it’s a natural phenomenon, but still

red sprites are always the most mind blowing thing. it looks like some alien shit

the bsky team wanted a crypto/web3/nft platform that was loosely based on Twitter. they got real mad when the trans people showed up and hated all of those things for being scams

move.blacksky.community is the most straightforward to come to our server. comprehensive docs here: docs.blacksky.community/migrating-to... You can use pdsmoover.com and even move.eurosky.tech as well. Importantly, you can use those alternatives to ~leave~ Blacksky if you change your mind after!

2017 and 2007 feel 10 years apart but 2007 and 1997 feel 30 years apart

dipping bread in soup. this is was what life is all about

I wonder when will stencil’s account will be waived from automoderation. he was suspended earlier for like 10 mins due to a significant number of reports. he’s their special little boy. I assume he will be immune to moderation soon enough.

I wish my bank app would remove the jump scare when I first log in but how good would a bank app be that doesn’t show your balance?

I can’t spend my entire life asking “is this AI?” that can’t be the experience we were meant to have on this earth.

I’m 6’ which is Tinder for 5’11

happy 5/11 to all the guys who are “totally 6 feet”

I need a woman in my life men give me the ick

I hate that my cat sneezes like a human. especially when I’m home alone and it’s 1am

the worst thing humans ever came up with is short form videos, but especially the specific tone people use in them. it's terrible

you ever drink a cup of water and your body is like “omg. 🥹 for me?”

destroy every data center www.tomshardware.com/tech-industr...

i want rich people to fear for their lives at all times. i want them to know no sense of comfort or safety

great news!

I wonder if all of those people that “could care less” ever cared less?

at this point I’d take a semi-charmed life

from The Bed Sores Store™

new PDS who dis? now both my accounts are on blacksky

i wonder if people who use "whilst" know they don't have to

girl lunch: 2 jalapeno cheddar sausages (on buns with mustard) plus a blackberry dr pepper and some garden salsa sun chips

I wrote “… a good person” in a text and my phone autocorrected to “a good pedo” 😳

this kind of shit makes it so blatantly obvious that the republican party is nothing more than a death cult sent to weaken and destroy the US

happy Mother’s Day to all the moms and mommies

You do not, under any circumstance, have to defend the mercenary with a nazi tattoo who is being pushed on the voting base by the DNC. He is not a grassroots guy. He has no relevant experience. He comes from MONEY. He is not your guy! Be for real! Can't believe this even needs to be said omfg.

you can cheat, lie, and steal with zero consequences in capitalism. you just have to be wealthy.

I did a long ride today with @shmortalcoil.bsky.social and it was HOT out his patch is most appropriate

me fresh off a suspension:

the main is back online

found my old metal stud belt from hot topic and gave it to my kid. it was too big but i was able to cut it and punch a couple holes in it to fit. they were ecstatic. they're really into the early 2000s punk/emo look lol

Order 66 is also what I say when I'm telling people how many sliders I want

the three words that you want to hear most 🥰

Marcy Playground voice: “I smell beef and broccoli, yeah 🎶” #food

if ever there was an album that captured my teenage angst, it was this

the fact that i don't have a single tattoo on my body might make people suspicious of me

when you make rice, do you wash it? if so, how much soap do you use? I feel like I’m not using enough soap

i'm still so sad that Gran Electrica shut down 😭😭😭 it was one of my partner's and my favorite spots in Napa

quantum entanglement is not teleportation ffs

Why drink from the hose when you can get drunk with hoes?

if someone posts “I like [thing]” and it’s obviously a subjective opinion, responding with “I don’t like [thing]” is antisocial. I hope this helps. if you don’t like the thing, make your own post about it.

I played a game on steam and then immediately uninstalled and refunded it when i noticed they used AI for the art. it doesn’t even say that it’s AI on the store page. I was under the 2 hour limit but Steam should allow refunds without limits on AI slop. it’s false advertising at best.

happy Friday to everyone, EVERYONE.

so hungry i made myself a pb&j to eat while i make a grilled cheese

finally beat this asshole! took me so many tries

you mow the lawn with clothes on ?

Zuckerberg: “I WILL have friends, dammit.”