Christian π¦πͺ
@vidalporter.bsky.social
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I love books and queer art. I teach grammar, but I'll never correct yours. He/him π
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This is my community. ππ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
3 months ago
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Bill Maher is high on my list of people (not in politics) who I can't wait to get cancelled
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about 3 hours ago
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I got followed by a bot that promised access to the Illuminati. If the Illuminati does exist, they should probably reveal themselves now, and make a Rothschild king of America or whatever the conspiracy theorists believe.
about 3 hours ago
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Tyler
about 3 hours ago
We still like abs here?
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I get everyone wanting to dunk on TACO but seeing Monica Lewinsky jokes coming back are making me super uncomfy
about 4 hours ago
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Fuzzerhop
about 6 hours ago
Found out where bloomf lives
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I got some really positive feedback on my class observation this week. I am truly over the moon. π
2 days ago
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Prisonculture
about 20 hours ago
I would like to say that the online MAGA people are NOT in fact the persuadables. They aren't going to be brought *onboard.* That will happen or not in actual community with people. Sorry.
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Mekka Okereke
1 day ago
Buttigieg polled an impressive 0% with Black voters. Zero. Percent. Do you know how kind and friendly Black voters are? Everyone gets like 3%, just for showing up! You have to work to go down from there! It's 2025, And I still run into people that don't know why Black voters don't like Buttigieg.
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Out and about today at a queer theater festival today and tomorrow. Currently drinking some mead at a nearby meadery. I get frustrated with the way my city's been trampled on by the conservatives running the state, but today is a good day to be from Orlando
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Jack Boot
2 days ago
Am I the only one still miffed about Teapot Dome? What's wrong with you people?
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Fuzzerhop
1 day ago
I am so so so tired of HIM. I dont want to see his face, hear is name or hear about what he is up too. I DONT CARE! I hate him so much he makes me sick to my stomach. I just don't understand how so many of y'all are casually posting memes about him. Stop giving him attention!
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Prisonculture
1 day ago
Humans need other human beings to survive. I'm sorry that this makes some people lose their shit but it's one of the key truths of life.
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I got some really positive feedback on my class observation this week. I am truly over the moon. π
2 days ago
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My Lyft driver today was already playing Christmas music.
2 days ago
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pumpkin spice lasagna ππ (american hole wizard)
2 days ago
Someone needs to make a documentary about this because if they are, frankly, itβs just disturbing
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Happiness Project Day 14: Seeing family today during my (rather long) break between classes. Plus, more fun plans coming this weekend.
2 days ago
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Mark Harris
2 days ago
Another issue: The gap between who media and the internet thinks is a big star and who normie moviegoers think is a big star is widening. We can talk about Sydney Sweeney all day long, but say her name to a lot of people over 40 and I promise you, you will be greeted by a blank stare. >
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itβs ya baster boi Nixπ¦
2 days ago
This and a three day weekend
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I do think Dems need to run on: Republicans crash the economy. Trump 1: COVID crash W Bush: Great Recession. Hammer it home every single chance they get.
2 days ago
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Andrew Lawrence
2 days ago
i have a crazy idea: imagine an economy that doesnt completely implode every 7 years
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lydelle buster
2 days ago
emails for billionaires seem to be in only three categories: - how do i open pdf - veiled threats in the style of a middle school hall monitor - making plans to molest kids
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Since Twitter/X is used for government communication, it should be under government control. (Also, don't sell it, it should be TAKEN)
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2 days ago
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Stephen Collins
3 days ago
Every ad now
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Ryan, Perdido en TX
3 days ago
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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The anxiety was really popping today. I woke up feeling less anxious than Wednesday but it did a complete 180. Ugh
3 days ago
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Hunter Walker
3 days ago
This remains the best campaign slogan and it's astonishing more people havent ripped it off.
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Dibs on Javier Calvo.
3 days ago
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itβs ya baster boi Nixπ¦
3 days ago
New bluesky prompt idea: the face / the credit card number with expiration date and security code
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Niko Stratis
3 days ago
Robyn is so good at this, she knows the perfect time to release music to capitalize on the gay people with seasonal depression market
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Drew Mackie
3 days ago
I want to walk around my neighborhood putting yellow sticky notes that say βno thank you, too soonβ on Christmas decorations
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Happiness Project Day 13: I'm happy for hot guys on my Instagram, Facebook, and Bluesky (You probably know who you are LOL)
3 days ago
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NY Times Pitchbot
3 days ago
The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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A bunch of my public school teacher friends are posted about how it's the 67th day of school, which I love because it ensures the kids are going to stop saying 6-7 very soon. π€£
3 days ago
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Oh, the new Robyn is a bop! Reminds me of 2010-2011 Robyn (complimentary).
youtu.be/vitil9qMN6A?...
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Robyn - Dopamine (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Robyn
https://youtu.be/vitil9qMN6A?si=6SFRss-oLKjKYMxw
4 days ago
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Mikki Brock
4 days ago
Maybe itβs just the Humanities professor in me, but let it be noted that events of today (ahem) have demonstrated the value of being able to assess a large volume of qualitative data and do careful textual analysis with deep attention to context.
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Tim Onion
4 days ago
Pizzagate: If you replace the word βhot dogβ with βlittle boyβ and βpizza partyβ with βchild sex orgy,β you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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Boze the Library Owl
4 days ago
I'm glad the villain of the new Toy Story is a child's tablet. I hope the film conveys how screens eat up a child's hobbies, interests, literacy, ability to function socially. I hope it provokes millions of parents to think twice before making the iPad a babysitter.
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Since he's all over the news today, a pic I imagine will soon be scrubbed...
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4 days ago
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John Scalzi
4 days ago
In fact, B&N has been expanding rather a bit recently; their sales are up and they've refreshed their stores. And independent books stores have been growing in numbers too! It's been quite a turnaround for brick and mortar bookstores in the last couple of years. I hope it lasts.
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Jason
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M O R E
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Oh, the new Robyn is a bop! Reminds me of 2010-2011 Robyn (complimentary).
youtu.be/vitil9qMN6A?...
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Robyn - Dopamine (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Robyn
https://youtu.be/vitil9qMN6A?si=6SFRss-oLKjKYMxw
4 days ago
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Kashana
4 days ago
Sometimes I go to the grocery store, look at the prices, and think thank goodness theyβre protecting some pedos instead
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Happiness Project Day 12: Two things: 1) The Golden Girls 40th anniversary special is AH-mazing. Enjoying every second and will probably watch again. 2) Looking forward to lots of fun plans this weekend.
#thankyouforbeingafriend
4 days ago
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It's almost time for the 5,630 productions of A Christmas Carol in Orlando to start.
4 days ago
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π¦Josh D. S. 2 On the Beans π¦
4 days ago
Beware of DMs from accounts posing as Bluesky. They're doing phishing attacks pretending that your account got suspended
@safety.bsky.app
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I'm a big Jack fan, hopefully he won't make me regret that.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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John F Kennedyβs grandson Jack Schlossberg announces run for US House seat
Schlossberg has drummed up a large following on social media with frequent posts weighing in on national issues
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/nov/12/jack-schlossberg-jfk-john-f-kennedy-grandson-congress?CMP=share_btn_url
4 days ago
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Andrew Lawrence
4 days ago
there isnt a single person alive with more public ties to this child sex trafficking ring than donald trump
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Eric Pinder
4 days ago
Nine years ago, we got married before an Orlando Solar Bears game with about 100 family and friends in attendance. Many of my straight friends think this is the best wedding they went to since they could wear jeans and a hockey jersey then watch a game after.
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The two most interesting things that happened on
#RHOP
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