Bill Maher is high on my list of people (not in politics) who I can't wait to get cancelled

I got followed by a bot that promised access to the Illuminati. If the Illuminati does exist, they should probably reveal themselves now, and make a Rothschild king of America or whatever the conspiracy theorists believe.

We still like abs here?

I get everyone wanting to dunk on TACO but seeing Monica Lewinsky jokes coming back are making me super uncomfy

Found out where bloomf lives

I got some really positive feedback on my class observation this week. I am truly over the moon. 💖

I would like to say that the online MAGA people are NOT in fact the persuadables. They aren't going to be brought *onboard.* That will happen or not in actual community with people. Sorry.

Buttigieg polled an impressive 0% with Black voters. Zero. Percent. Do you know how kind and friendly Black voters are? Everyone gets like 3%, just for showing up! You have to work to go down from there! It's 2025, And I still run into people that don't know why Black voters don't like Buttigieg.

Out and about today at a queer theater festival today and tomorrow. Currently drinking some mead at a nearby meadery. I get frustrated with the way my city's been trampled on by the conservatives running the state, but today is a good day to be from Orlando

Am I the only one still miffed about Teapot Dome? What's wrong with you people?

I am so so so tired of HIM. I dont want to see his face, hear is name or hear about what he is up too. I DONT CARE! I hate him so much he makes me sick to my stomach. I just don't understand how so many of y'all are casually posting memes about him. Stop giving him attention!

Humans need other human beings to survive. I'm sorry that this makes some people lose their shit but it's one of the key truths of life.

I got some really positive feedback on my class observation this week. I am truly over the moon. 💖

My Lyft driver today was already playing Christmas music.

Someone needs to make a documentary about this because if they are, frankly, it’s just disturbing

Happiness Project Day 14: Seeing family today during my (rather long) break between classes. Plus, more fun plans coming this weekend.

Another issue: The gap between who media and the internet thinks is a big star and who normie moviegoers think is a big star is widening. We can talk about Sydney Sweeney all day long, but say her name to a lot of people over 40 and I promise you, you will be greeted by a blank stare. >

This and a three day weekend

I do think Dems need to run on: Republicans crash the economy. Trump 1: COVID crash W Bush: Great Recession. Hammer it home every single chance they get.

i have a crazy idea: imagine an economy that doesnt completely implode every 7 years

emails for billionaires seem to be in only three categories: - how do i open pdf - veiled threats in the style of a middle school hall monitor - making plans to molest kids

Since Twitter/X is used for government communication, it should be under government control. (Also, don't sell it, it should be TAKEN)

Every ad now

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

The anxiety was really popping today. I woke up feeling less anxious than Wednesday but it did a complete 180. Ugh

This remains the best campaign slogan and it's astonishing more people havent ripped it off.

Dibs on Javier Calvo.

New bluesky prompt idea: the face / the credit card number with expiration date and security code

Robyn is so good at this, she knows the perfect time to release music to capitalize on the gay people with seasonal depression market

I want to walk around my neighborhood putting yellow sticky notes that say “no thank you, too soon” on Christmas decorations

Happiness Project Day 13: I'm happy for hot guys on my Instagram, Facebook, and Bluesky (You probably know who you are LOL)

The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.

A bunch of my public school teacher friends are posted about how it's the 67th day of school, which I love because it ensures the kids are going to stop saying 6-7 very soon. 🤣

Oh, the new Robyn is a bop! Reminds me of 2010-2011 Robyn (complimentary). youtu.be/vitil9qMN6A?...

Maybe it’s just the Humanities professor in me, but let it be noted that events of today (ahem) have demonstrated the value of being able to assess a large volume of qualitative data and do careful textual analysis with deep attention to context.

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

I'm glad the villain of the new Toy Story is a child's tablet. I hope the film conveys how screens eat up a child's hobbies, interests, literacy, ability to function socially. I hope it provokes millions of parents to think twice before making the iPad a babysitter.

Since he's all over the news today, a pic I imagine will soon be scrubbed...

In fact, B&N has been expanding rather a bit recently; their sales are up and they've refreshed their stores. And independent books stores have been growing in numbers too! It's been quite a turnaround for brick and mortar bookstores in the last couple of years. I hope it lasts.

M O R E

Oh, the new Robyn is a bop! Reminds me of 2010-2011 Robyn (complimentary). youtu.be/vitil9qMN6A?...

Sometimes I go to the grocery store, look at the prices, and think thank goodness they’re protecting some pedos instead

Happiness Project Day 12: Two things: 1) The Golden Girls 40th anniversary special is AH-mazing. Enjoying every second and will probably watch again. 2) Looking forward to lots of fun plans this weekend. #thankyouforbeingafriend

It's almost time for the 5,630 productions of A Christmas Carol in Orlando to start.

Beware of DMs from accounts posing as Bluesky. They're doing phishing attacks pretending that your account got suspended @safety.bsky.app

I'm a big Jack fan, hopefully he won't make me regret that. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

there isnt a single person alive with more public ties to this child sex trafficking ring than donald trump

Nine years ago, we got married before an Orlando Solar Bears game with about 100 family and friends in attendance. Many of my straight friends think this is the best wedding they went to since they could wear jeans and a hockey jersey then watch a game after. @chucklebags.bsky.social

The two most interesting things that happened on #RHOP so far happened before and after they shot the season.