This Easter Weekend I focus on resurrecting Shareholder Value in much the same way Jesus was resurrected after his crucifixion.

My head hurts.

It’s Gringo Taco Night at the Lostin house.

didn't know @ryanlostintx.bsky.social was the protagonist of crimson desert

really excited for the weekend, gang

Mom is visiting my sister and the kids out of state. I hope she continues the tradition of making her hideous ass Easter bunny cake for them again this year. It has gotten slightly less hideous every year she makes it.

You can put applesauce in meatloaf or meatballs. But anti-applesauce big media will never tell you that.

🎶 Jealousy, turning saints into the sea Swimming through sick lullabies, choking on your alibis But it's just the price I pay, destiny is calling me Open up my eager eyes, 'cause I'm Mr. Brightside 🎶

I mainly keep Facebook to remind me about food we’ve cooked and eaten such at this Easter meal from 8 years ago. Pork loins, chorizo bread pudding, southwest kale salad, and other stuff.

The roof of my mouth is in shambles because I ate a slice of pizza as soon as it came out of the oven but sadly I will never learn my lesson and will definitely do it again soon.

Pretty neat that GTA VI comes out on November 19 which is International Men’s Day and also World Toilet Day which is pretty much the same thing.

It would be neat if they let me fly around the moon, as a treat.

Sarah: What time is the family coming over this Sunday? Me:

Sarah got some new steak knives from work.

Maybe I was wrong about the Astros being shitty.

Sarah: What time is the family coming over this Sunday? Me:

We made model rockets in shop class in middle school and when I launched mine a gust of wind blew the rocket over as it fired off and it ended up flying like 300 yards and went through my friend Jared’s living room window. His mom was NOT happy. Anyway, happy Artemis II launch day I guess.

13 years ago today I got Margarita.

I find it amusing that the Japanese are getting super interested in American barbecue culture, and cannot wait to see the results of them discovering that there are deep racial and regional divides within said culture.

“What kind of lawyer are you?”

Chicken pot pies.

Pretty cool to have a single engine airplane clearly struggling while pulling a massive High Noon banner circling over my house and the engine starts sputtering. That would be an insanely funny way to go out. “Hear about Ryan? Plane crashed into him while he was grilling.”

The thing that sucks about your baseball team being suddenly bad, if you’re too young or too new to the sport to remember when your team sucked fucking ass and you never won shit and no one cared that your team cheated— it’s all you can think about. Y’all have fun this season.

Get a load of what we’re about to cook

Wanna see a picture of me from 10 years ago?

Karl Marx often spoke out about the creators alienation from their content.

Every weekday I go to work and hate everything about my job. Every weekend I dream of ways I could quit or get fired from my job. Every payday I lament that I’ve accepted trading my body and soul for pennies on the dollar. But the bills to live still arrive as they come, and creditors must be paid.

This morning at work at about 9:30 two dozen high end trucks and SUVs pulled into the parking lot and like 50 dudes who looked like me wearing hey dude shoes khaki shorts and fishing shirts walked in saying they were there for a cornhole tournament. Confused the shit out of me.

Please enjoy this picture of a father and son in their natural habitat.

Stock photo.

The cool thing about the possibility that the Astros are going to be shitty this year is we won’t have to worry about that next year because there will be no Major League Baseball next year.

Growing up in Houston, you never had to worry about a frenemy luring you to your demise by offering a chance to sample a rare vintage of amontillado that they have come to acquire a cask of which is conveniently been stored in the catacombs of their family’s palazzo. #thankful

I always avoid going to wine tastings because I read Cask of Amontillado as a kid and I’m afraid that might happen to me.

I like it when the taco stand around the corner from my house randomly changes their green salsa recipe without warning and I put the normal amount of salsa on my tacos and within a couple of bites it makes my face go completely numb and tears start streaming.

Deadfish Handshake Friday.

Yesterday was such a Houston Sports Shit day.

This game is over. Night night, Coogs.

HOUSTON. SPORTS. SHIT.

Kingston with a fuck you to the status quo.

This is sloppy and silly as fuck. Should have Yakety Sax playing.

A memory I’ll cherish forever is the time a former coworker invited me to fill in for his softball team and I said yes and was so exited I brought a cooler full of beer to share with everyone only to find out that it was an AA softball league and I needed to leave the park.

I need my beloved University of Houston Cougars men’s basketball team to win one for the city of Houston tonight. Eat em up. Go Coogs.

The Astros are on pace to lose 162 games.

Quick reminder, ending an inning with bases loaded and no runs scored is known as a Grand Strand.

Alright Houston Chronicle go ahead and put the Astros 2026 Season Tombstone in the front page of the sports section tomorrow.

Go into a bar and throw $30 in the jukebox and just selecting Billy Squier’s My Kinda Lover on repeat and then immediately leaving the bar.

PONYO

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this