I need someone to acknowledge that this set fucking ruled.

Typical Texas rangers behavior. Bait and switch They leant it young. Not surprised.

Why did you come in here, moth? The light was on.

Thai curry meatballs got delayed to tonight.

He’s in the bathroom. Chilling. He still doesn’t want to experience the rest of the house although we’re leaving the door open for him.

I am experiencing a severe thunderstorm.

Selfie.

Every once in a while I walk into a room and catch my wife singing the jingle for the Boonta Vista Hotline.

The first lawn mow of the year signals it’s time for the grackle buffet. Love to hit em with a BANG to assert dominance.

An alternate history story where Karl Marx actually moved to Texas.

I feel like we’re all in agreement that Larry is short for Larold, right?

Was I wrong?

i lied, i will also screenshot and post old @ryanlostintx.bsky.social tweets, such as this one:

Tom Collins’s full name is Sir Thomas Larold Collinsworth but we call him Tom Larry Collins or just Tom Collins or just Tommy or when he is being mischievous Dammit Tom or Motherfucker Jones.

Going to see 311 on 3/14 at Space Center Houston. Love that for me.

This is what authoritarians are never gonna understand: average, everyday citizens do not like watching paramilitary thugs brutalize children. All the vaporware memes in the world can't fix that for them

Tom Collins, meet Bubba. Bubba, meet Tom Collins.

This entire set is insane. music.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx4B...

Bubba is absolutely zooted out of his skull.

Sarah is making Thai curry meatballs tonight.

they say that there are 23 flavors in Dr Pepper but if I’m being honest here I can really only taste the Dr Pepper flavor.

This entire set is insane. music.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx4B...

currently at SNAP dropping off a black cat to get neutered on Friday the 13th. surely nothing bad can come from this.

I sometimes wonder if the music by Portishead wants to fuck me back.

Dad: Your mother found these bbq stained tongs and basting brush in your sock drawer. Have you been grilling, son? Son: I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!

I take this little guy, Bubba, in to get his nuts lopped off tomorrow. Sarah’s making me take him so that he hates me instead of her. 🤣

Whenever I have flowers sent to Sarah, I always have the card signed “Love, Ryan (your husband)” just in case someone else named Ryan has also sent her flowers.

Having a good time making new emojis to send to Sarah.

Ice dancing should be the horniest Olympic event around on sports radio. I’m hearing zero sports talk about ice dancing.

Name that tune:

Reading news and current events has me thinking that we should bring back keelhauling.

Ask your doctor if Tannerkoziol is right for you.

I hope I never get bitten by a venomous cottonmouth snake again.

Apparently Bubba the cat is being an absolute menace this morning. Completely destroyed the bathroom.

Poopoopeepeemaxxing.

Spreadsheets sounds like something that should be sexy but are not sexy at all.

Anyone here remember TreeBro? That dude ruled. RIP to TreeBro.

Should probably go ahead and smoke some marijuana.

The first meme or viral video I remember seeing was the Flash animated video The End Of The World (End of ze World) that was uploaded to the internet after the United States invaded Iraq in 2003. I was in my third year of college. youtu.be/kCpjgl2baLs?...

Not feeling very Fergalicious this week.

Bad Bunny responds to his Super Bowl critics in Spanish, and then English: “And, if you didn’t understand know what I just said, you have four months to learn!”

Bless

lol

Super Bowl Foods.

Yeah that was a good halftime show. God bless all of the Americas.

THE MOMENT WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR IS COMING UP. LETS FUCKING GOOOO.

Christian Gonzalez might be the MVP of the first half.

Fans of punting watching this Super Bowl