FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!

The continuing purpose of The Atlantic magazine is to attempt to sissy hypno hyper-online centrists into accepting MAGA

Shoutout to the twink i met at the Yukio Mishima event last night who was unsure whether Mishima was a fascist. He definitely was, girl.

Cold Spark cannons are the most bitchass form of pyro and if your pyro guy only brings Cold Sparks he hates you. Like ordering a steak and the waiter brings you a plate of parsley sprigs and nothing else

I’ve never recovered from the Morrowind dick pills

Stopped at a gas station to grab something and they had Baja Blast themed combination Kratom/Dick Pills

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

Buying abstract sculptures in a fugue state

THEY ALREADY TRIED THIS AND WHIFFED BADLY. STOP. STOP IT. *sprays water bottle in your face* ENOUGH

"When are you releasing the Epstein Files?" Rep. Tim Burchett, "Entities were planted millennia ago by UFOs and are coming from 5-6 deep water sites on Earth"

Every time I look at the news there's always at least one story that still makes me feel like this.

Thinking about writing something about the way every media, political, and business elite in society has ensconced themselves in a fascist, anti-reality infosphere

Updates: John Landis uncanceled for the decapitations. Remains canceled for siring Max Landis

The attack on trans girls in sports is incredibly easy to defeat in literally every context and the only reason you would cede ground to it is if you are "falling for Nigerian prince email scam" stupid, or a gutter bigot yourself. I don't care which it is here, but both are completely disqualifying.

Movies would be better if the bell chime from Faltemeyer's Top Gun Anthem had taken the cultural place of Zimmer's BRAAAM from Inception. Discuss

Famously extremophile datacenters in famously easy to cool down location, outer space

Democrats have responded to GOP populism by inventing Unpopularism, a form of politics where you adopt a platform that absolutely nobody likes in the hopes this will energize your base.

I assume they figured out it takes quite a bit of time to produce a documentary

I found out there's an /r/SleepNoMore and it has the worst vibes on the planet. It has the indelible feeling of every poster being a subscriber to Amanda Palmer's patreon.

Also websites should look like this

I think covid getting rid of all the 24 hour diners fucked up everything

It's not eating the bug you should be worried about.... it's about the bug eating you

those monasteries accepting alms from all the noblemen who think the world's about to end aren't lifting a finger to save their souls once the doors are closed

Been turning this over in my head and I think you'd get a very different answer if you pointed to a crowd of 100 random people and asked them to guess how many were trans.

Republicans [pounding on the door and gnashing with gore-clotted jaws]: Kill! Kill the degenerates! Kill!! Democrats: Ah, my esteemed colleagues

Did you hear the one about the new left wing party with two members? They're released three statements

the hiring of Olivia Nuzzi by Vanity Fair makes the new rules of media clear: ❌ lightly criticizing Charlie Kirk ✅ FaceTime fingerblasting with your story’s subject, RFK Jr.

Me having conversations with liberals

One of those things I have to believe in order to keep going is that we will, in the future, get to see JD Vance's facial expression as a judge reads his tweets back to him.

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

This is a reminder that getting money out of politics is Communism

I just… what the fuck is even happening

I'm so fucking pissed off that I'm going to have to go to an "I stand with Jimmy Kimmel" march

It's important to remember that while yes, our enemies have their hands on every single lever of power, they are also phenomenally stupid and incompetent, and none of their shit works. They're essentially toddlers with guns.

If you spent even one second of the last decade indulging the free speech claims made by the American right in earnest, I genuinely think you're lacking in intelligence. I do not think you have what it takes to deliver sound commentary on American politics.

Finally watching hacks and I need it to be meaner

if this post bothers you, if you are unable to draw a straight line between the imperial presidency/unitary executive/surveillance state building since at least bush 2 and never rolled back; if you cannot draw a straight line between the phony antisemitism moral panic and the kirk one: pls stay mad

It's so wild like 3 hours after he wrote this Kimmel got canned lol Dawg if they can't stand Jimmy Kimmel, who the fuck do you think they'll tolerate lol

This guy is too woke for the American political climate

I think “republicans are scared of their base and democrats hate theirs” has never been truer before

Jesus Christ don't make me side with Jimmy Kimmel

Right wing cokeheads have gotten absolute control over all the levers of power but they're still incandescent with rage that you don't like the screenplay they've written.

Wolfgang Megadeus Mozart

Hey all! I'd like to thank the world's media institutions, and of course the Bluesky mods, for being totally normal and proportional about a barely famous trans woman cracking wise about a Nazi's death.

With all the divisiveness in politics today I thought it would be nice to launch a new website that affirms something we can all agree on: a staggering number of Republicans are pedophiles. pedoconservatives.com