best ending of all time, let's be real

somewhat haunting to me that the "oval pawffice" account kept on posting in character through about may 2025, then kind of spluttered out with a couple retweets before finally falling silent. rest meow brother. we have the pawatch. we'll see you in pawlhalla

I think an underreported part of Tuesday night was the several Off-Broadway shows that pre-empted the curtain call by the cast running out and shouting "HE WON! HE WON!" like the end of Matrix Revolutions

Everyone is saying "it's disrespectful to wear your hat indoors" and not focusing enough on the fact that the fit is shit regardless

Mom can you come pick me up? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the Nazi magazine is doing race science again

I'm a little bit confused (rhetorical, I'm not) about why we're not hearing more from the Democrats that Donald Trump fired a bunch of federal employees and a government shutdown where only ICE and the military get paid is completely in line with his plans and funding goals

From the r/Democrats subreddit you would not even know there were elections in NYC on Tuesday

The r/EzraKlein is scoffing loudly about this.

Awful, but they're reacting to the environmental conditions around them. Destroy all cars imo

Khan's appointment sends a message to the tech industry, whose most powerful players have already been critical of Mamdani, a Democratic socialist.

The truth is a lot of leftists despise Party Down - one of the best and most sympathetic depictions of catering as a part time job in modern media - is a symptom of the fact that a lot of the left has no idea how to actually have fun yet

It's cool that people come onto this website and just say whatever words they want

The former governor of the state who has immense power in democratic politics and a legacy name was his competition man lol This is a high school team beating the Lakers and you're like "Sure but only by two"

a small bright spot: Mamdani could not have made anti-zionism a successful part of his campaign if not for the incredibly brave people putting their bodies on the line to protest the genocide. if not for the people who spend each and every day uplifting Palestinian voices.

Suicidal for centrists to be begging for moderation when now would be a great time to pass some big, ambitious policies and remind people why Democrats are better than Republicans.

There's something to be written about the way the punditry has become so ensconced in a world perceived exclusively through ring cameras and Twitter threads. I mean I suppose Baudrillard already wrote it but I feel like we could stand to revisit it.

*chefskiss* I'm not even a New Yorker and this hits perfectly.

This is not what you say when you are in possession of the mandate of heaven

you can hem and haw about what rhetoric works where but you need to appear like you are fighting for your constituents and not acting as some clergical middleman between them and power

Dershowitz is lucky it's past farmers market season

New York assemblyman Zohran Mamdani confronts Border Czar Tom Homan today in Albany 👇🏻

You’ve got options baby!

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Congrats and increible work @boringstein.bsky.social - go celebrate

Taking a long walk through billionaires row and the UES like

A BETTER WORLD IS POSSIBLE

REPORTER: what do you think about the NYC mayor results SCHUMER: the what REPORTER: there was a mayoral election in new york city SCHUMER: ive never heard of it REPORTER: the election SCHUMER: no this so called new york. i havent seen it

GET TO THE FUCKING AIRPORT, ANDY

Maybe pundits should spend more time in densely packed, left leaning urban areas where the "real Americans" live

FUCK YOU ANDREW CUOMO

They offered Curtis Sliwa $10 million dollars to drop out of the race and he said no!! Genuinely impressive. That’s principle. Gotta respect it. He would’ve turned down the Riyadh Comedy Festival, for SURE.

I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.

Greatest city in da fuckin world baybee let's go Mets love da Mets

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Only a hater because I’m a lover, and I love this for us

I’ve seen a lot of these but this one is absolutely deranged. I’m shook.

*clap clap clapclapclap clapclapclapclap* SACK LUNCH

May tonight be a beautiful reminder that Regular People Hate This Shit #rphts

Allowing myself to think "maybe Jake Ephros?"

whatever you think of Spanberger, the fact that her opponent ran a campaign based almost entirely on transphobia and is on track to eat shit in the biggest blowout the state has seen since 2009 is unambiguously a huge win

once again proposing the irl toxx clause

Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave

To extend some grace to mr. Stancil here he is clearly excoriating the press for it's complicity in the current dog-wagging, not "handing it" to Cheney. He worded it like that because he's an dumbass though.

In the future it will be very popular to forget some of the words and actions of powerful liberals and associated institutions during this time and accurately remembering them will be pathologized. You'll feel like you're losing your mind but thats just having a memory and some form of conscience.

I'm on a big construction job site and the guys in the next department down the line of production tables spent twenty minutes talking about how Mamdani is going to destroy the city, paused for ten seconds, and immediately complained about having to go to court because he got a DUI in a scissor lift