people talk to or about mattie normally challenge difficulty triple impossible

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really thought i had a pretty good handle on my spanish when were in mexico city a couple months ago but listening to the new bad bunny record truly has got me in a sort of perdoname mas despacio por favor no entiendo kind of mood

Love the replies to this that are like "okay, but what about me? I'm a loser. Am I a loser?"

::navigating sub zero temperatures and walking through weeks old crusted snow piles covered in car exhaust and various forms of animal excrement:: nueva yol!!

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if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return

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HOW DARE YOU TRY TO SELL ME AI IN THIS EXACT MOMENT

they’re out here naming guys cooper kupp. unserious nation

i don’t care too much about football anymore but one has to know that a patriots win makes both jesse signal AND benjamin netanyahu happy. so i’ll be carrying that with me today

before you reply something annoying to something i say on here, remember that everyone is fighting a battle you can’t see. for instance, im already reading a different annoying response to something i said.

inventing an insanely annoying guy that says “superb owl” and stuff but also LOVES football. “ooh! a sportsball is on!” etc. i really hate his ass SO much

The right wing 10 year cultural delay phenomenon has them all using millennial therapyspeak right when the left has dropped all civility. Really funny times ahead

what a bummer to be the one luge guy who started hyaluronic acid injections because he thought it helped all Olympic sports being given the roll of tape when he shows up

do we think the boys doing the luge are Tucking

i don't want to make a big deal about it because they mean well but every now and then a standup will try to make an "actually funny, not problematic" joke about trans women and it always- i mean always- is total dogshit

the generative images during the olympics opening ceremonies when the country is ostensibly showcasing its unique culture is so fucking bleak man

I am certain that whenever someone posts about “gatekeeping art” or whatever, they’re talking about posting drawings online for clicks. They never mean arranging rocks in the back yard. They never mean whistling to yourself and finding a tune that makes you happy. They never mean napkin doodles.

Doing art badly is good and sacred

having identical reactions to people when they say they use chatgpt for something as when they say that they ate at jersey mike's or a subway... i'm not religious but you're aware you only have the one human soul, right. why are you feeding it into a paper shredder

they did it. using technology they have finally created the Jim Thome from @jonbois.bsky.social’s The Dugout in like 2007 abcnews.go.com/Technology/w...

sure you might have seen my name in the big pdf that got released titled “list of draculas currently operating in the united states.” here’s why that’s NOT a big deal:

sort of thing that's in a mere two weeks from today. that's crazy. that's wild. come to the bowling alley sweetie dice.fm/event/eo3vl2...

I’ve watched this about 20 times already

i had such a good time talking about this piece of shit guy who sucks

NEW on the free feed! a "business man" weak of mind, weak of spirit. Mayor Mattie takes us to the CITY OF TOWNSVILLE to talk about this horrible little QAnon-ass gremlin. listen wherever you listen or at nogodsnomayors.com

hey sorry i haven't rsvp'd to your party yet. i was weighing all the other guest's souls against the feather of ma'at before deciding whether or not i wanted to come

strangely enormous numbers of people think that criticizing the democratic party on this website somehow resulted in or will result in destroying the party's electoral chances. bizarre!!!

was really overwhelmed with a desire to draw this. sorry

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

anyway

i feel like we've had a good enough sample size for like two decades on whether or not body cameras on cops do anything whatsoever to stop them from killing people. the guy that murdered renee good was filming it on his phone for fun!

always very funny to see a comic i drew before i transitioned where i've depicted myself as The Asshole the comic is making fun of and people share it like "don't be this guy!"...do not worry. i am doing an insane amount of work not to be

found a stack of these cleaning up my studio the other day. as ever!!!

had a really lovely time chatting about TCW, star trek: enterprise and how a culture only does That if it's very, very sick

I wrote for the new @gourmetlives.bsky.social about straws and convenience and American myths of productivity gourmetmagazine.net/nation-of-su...

like they just emailed each other about this shit man. for like a decade.

the confirmation of contemporary transphobia as a political movement has been the brainchild of a boys club made up of some of the most disgusting monsters in recent memory to explicitly keep trans women disenfranchised so as to subjugate and exploit us for their own sexual gain is like a lot, dawg

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Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"? Well, it happens they were doing exactly that. www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...

proustian reverie of seeing a bomb squad guy in the hurt locker suit spraying a device with water on tv and then realizing they were like 100 yards away

Absolutely surreal to continue to hear about drawdowns and lowered temperatures and things calming down in Minneapolis when, as far as I can tell, literally nothing has changed on the ground

sorry i'm going to need a personal day. many of my faves are being implicated rn

Dear Jeff yes hello from my work email. Can’t wait to see u at Sexcriminalboat ,,

For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again

ok work i'm qualified for this actually,

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my beautiful baby book is 6 months old today.....wow!!!!!!!! they say 6 months is the Buy the Book anniversary?????

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