truly, deeply sick of people online treating my like i'm an imaginary creature that lives in their phone and not like a real human woman

I'm one of the four fired employees. I was a writer & producer at Bon Appétit for nearly five years, during which I helped organize our union and sat on our bargaining committee. I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them

New on the municipal benevolent feed! We try to do the second installment of Riley’s Miami Trilogy but we get sidetracked talking about Everglades Dune: nogodsnomayors.com

i’ve got a tremendously dumb comic in this and also drew the insanely stupid cover….get your copy and see tuck on tour in my opinion

Happy pub day to my beautiful daughter!!!!!! she is so smart and funny and weird and thoughtful and I am so excited for you to meet her!!!!

there should be a triple feature of the now you see me movies where you watch isla fisher do the LOST HIGHWAY transition into lizzie caplan after the first and then again the other way before the third

Well this piece just won an IACP award!

if you go to downtown manhattan today and see a dude in a half-zip fleece over a collared shirt and some tragic slacks he legally has to give you a little a kiss on the forehead and everything in his wallet no questions asked

got an automated email from ticketmaster about Hamilton. woke 2 is here

also while we’re at it a bodega is distinct from a sheetz! fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love new york city. many people are weird about it but it’s a special place. and i’m very relieved that we did not allow a politics of despair to get a foothold

have the neighborhoods that are traditionally home to the Sex Pest Community been counted yet

setting a 72-hour timer. this is the NYC LIB OUT ZONE. everyone gets a free pass for expressing enthusiasm for electoral politics in this carefully delineated window. post about the power of voting!!! cry over a schmaltzy campaign video!!!! allow a brief flutter of hope in ur rotted soul!!!!

history will not be kind | patreon.com/lubchansky

ok sure. you hate andrew cuomo because he’s an unlikable slimy creepazoid with an adversarial relationship to the people he would govern…..but what if i told you a bunch of other slimy creeps with identical worldviews said to vote for him. does that change your mind

wait do you watch these | patreon.com/lubchansky

wait do you watch these | patreon.com/lubchansky

ok!!! i wanna raise some money for the Astoria Food Pantry to feed my neighbors. 75 bucks gets you a custom-drawn full color avatar from me, donating 100% (i will send receipts!) - 5 slots for now. get at me if you’d like one

Cara mia @mattielubchansky.com

games 8 and 9 are gonna be nuts

older guy on the N train started screaming about the mayoral race and i was like here we go but then it turns out he was just telling everyone about all the bad shit cuomo did. greatest city in the world baby!

i hate gay halloween…two skeletons??? how would that even work

always funny to see under which conditions a graphic novel counts as A Book for the list industrial complex

i love when conservative freakazoids online think they can make me upset by deadnaming me. yeah boss it’s easy to figure out i didn’t wanna fuck with book sales

MODERATOR: and how did you get into my house ANDREW CUOMO, CALLING IN TO THE DEBATE DESPITE SOMEHOW ALSO BEING ON THE STAGE: you invited me. it is not my custom to go where I am not wanted.

Did you know the Lululemon guy had a renfield? It's true. He's the mayor of Vancouver for some reason! New episode feauturing Dan Boeckner! nogodsnomayors.com

am i full of regrets from wasting my one precious life (the end of which is approaching by the day, faster and faster and faster) or did i go to bed a little later than usual and it's cloudy outside. impossible to say. probably the first thing

can’t believe “de blasio impersonator” is in the news and it isn’t your girl

you know what they say: hot wife, happy life

dogg i need this election to be over so badly i need that slimy fuck andrew cuomo to slither back into whatever suburban hole he crawled out of

Do You Do It

wow looks like the hero of this comic book movie or tv show is about to be killed....would be sooooo crazy and unexpected if someone offscreen hit or shot the villain while the camera is on their face conspicuously tight for a fight scene

CHOTINER: what’s up ME: not much dude CHOTINER: right on

do you condemn | patreon.com/lubchansky

do you condemn | patreon.com/lubchansky

"ELEVATED HORROR" DIRECTOR SEEING ANY WOMAN OVER THE AGE OF 45: ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIEEEE!!!! AAAuuUGHHHH!H! OUGHGHGHGGHHGHGHGGHHG

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

halloween costume idea: francis dollarhyde but with antennae and a black and yellow striped shirt. you are witness to a great bee coming. okay hope everyone is having a nice sunday

here is a photo of mattie. by the way !

i hate gay halloween…two skeletons??? how would that even work

just saw the phrase "the real estate community." absolutely. we should be worrying about how political policy impacts the demon community. how does this affect ghoul- and goblin-americans

got my 洋風漫画 by @mattielubchansky.com (that copy of the hobbit i ordered hasn't come in yet)

yikes, unfollowing now.....i didn't realize i'd been walking 6 steps directly behind you for several years and i realize that could be sort of unnerving

been thinking about this a lot and want to (again) plug Astoria Food Pantry which will need extra funding to help our neighbors if/when SNAP benefits are cut off. we've already been running out of food faster than usual this month—any donation amount will help! givebutter.com/afp2025

Your honor, is this happening? NEW on the Mayoral Benevolent Feed: we dig into one VERY racist man and his mortal enemy. nogodsnomayors.com

i really could give a half of a shit about like the honor of "the american presidency," a world-historical evil, or the white house, which is the castle that the devil lives in. that said the shit where they are just tearing it down is uuhhh semiotically sort of unmooring huh

got my birthday present from @jayasaxena.com early and i'm about to become the most annoying bitch on EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!

when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence” when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:

new @ekkoastral.bsky.social lfggg www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCEU...