This week on the free feed: Crank the crank crank...We've got a crank! Mayor November takes us to Canada for a guy that we have to reveal his weird thing first because it's too weird. nogodsnomayors.com

(while being killed) stay alert everyone this is just a trial balloon for them killing someone more important

i truly cannot grasp the minds of people who watch film or tv adaptations of books they like just hoping to see the page rendered exactly on the screen. a completely alien way of moving through the world

Liz Soto and Savanna Batten are 2 of those sentenced to 50 years in prison for Prairieland. I visited them in a north Texas jail—11 months into their incarceration over a July 4 noise demo—to meet the Trump admin’s “Antifa terrorists”. from behind glass, Soto said, “They didn’t like my book club.”

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ME WHEN SELF-DESCRIBED "LIBERAL ZIONIST" BRAD LANDER WINS A PRIMARY ELECTION: this is kristallnacht III (kristallnacht II was something my niece posted on instagram)

ONE WEEK LEFT to snag 50% off copies of Sex Change & the City and 2 Trans 2 Furious, plus 50% off the Gender Reveal patreon! (Feat. paywalled chats with @mattielubchansky.com @kasulke.co @nikostratis.com @sabs.bsky.social @goodbyealma.bsky.social @cassiusa.bsky.social and many other hot people!)

wowww perfect time to pick up one of these girlies bookshop.org/beta-search?...

obviously that weight loss drug story is about the big man himself. we can't depend on some unintended side effect doing the job for us but at minimum we're going to get a really cool photo op of him in some exercise gear when they try to convince us that he's picked up a healthier lifestyle

sorry this is new to me but they are called "caps" in international soccer because they used to give you a hat. they used to give you a little hat.

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TRAGIC: this cat has no father

is my life perfect or is the weather outside just really good? the longest thread in forum history

dj dropping the tune that plays before movies at the ifc center. crowd goes crazy

Maddie’s Secret? no. MATTIE is very public about loving the film.

been thinking about this a lot and i would be thrilled if i went the rest of my life without seeing another POV Shot in a feature film

they say that every time steven spielberg directs a film God flips a coin to see if Mattie will like it.

It’s lazy, cheap, and misleading — but did your local diner break any laws by posting that altered image of that uncanny burger? Ravenous speaks with Truth In Advertising for answers.

imagine trying to restart the fucking AGP/HSTS wars at this exact moment in time lmao. simply could not be me

it must be so cool to be insane in the hot and alluring mysterious way and not whatever i’ve got going on

soccer announcers love to be all like "and here come Liechtenstein"

Mayor Mattie dips back into the 19th century NYC well to tell us about Tammany Hall's first mayor, Fernando Wood. Both hot and tall enough to be portrayed by Lee Pace in the film Lincoln, and enough of an asshole to be arguing with Abraham Lincoln about slavery in the film Lincoln nogodsnomayors.com

clyde in the mario sunshine hoodie…..

very refreshing that after months of NBA flopping discourse i get to turn on men's soccer while i work and see this every 30 seconds for a couple hours

registering a GRIPE that every shortform video with music seems to be pulling from the same pool of a couple dozen songs. very annoying to me!!!

here’s the thing. it’s not Good to look around for Reasons that someone whose art you don’t like is evil. HOWEVER when it DOES happen,

there are no "real" new yorkers. "new york" was invented in 1624 by the dutch west india company to sell rice pudding to tourists

every time i see cyrillic text im like don’t worry ive got this i will read it no problemo

i love them normally but it’s absolute funky malpractice for daft punk to say “robot rock” over and over and over with the riff where they are originally singing TIME TO RELEASE THE BEAST

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this rocks....a weird thing i keep thinking about is i think i am now Cured of sports fandom in a weird way. i feel......free? idk how to describe it otherwise. i have escaped the cycle of hoops saṃsāra

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Great display with @mattielubchansky.com and @dirtcupart.bsky.social over at Magers this week.

ok. it’s been like 2+ months what else is going on in the world. anything

mitchell & ness website being downright disrespectful rn

GOOFY (present during the knicks 2026 playoff run): gawrsh

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THREE missed flagrants on wemby this series now. idk man

realizing one of u has to have a line to bill. i can't be that far from him. get me on the show please

out today. produced & mixed by Ariel Loh

The entire Miami Trilogy now UNLOCKED at nogodsnomayors.com

i am on critical darlings this week talking about movie shaped object MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE (2026) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...

HUGE day for the Mayortaculus. First, Riley polishes off his Miami Trilogy with our awaited Xavier Suarez episode. PLUS! we've unlocked the previous two installments if you haven't heard them. Grab your bathrobe and slippers, and run over to nogodsnomayors.com to listen to it all.

they should be slicing up these people's brains and putting them under a microscope after they die like wrestlers and NFL players man. chronic transphobic encephalopathy

This might be one of the most insane scandals in game history When Pokemon Go players scan PokeStops, theyve been unknowingly building a detailed visual model of the world which is being sold to a military contractor to build a no-GPS positioning for the new generation of unmanned killing machines

ah buns I experienced permanent ego death. OG tipped that ball in and now I’m all dispersed. I’m the rocks dude. I’m all the rocks

spurs did it up 25 btw👁️