the bus display flashing NOT IN SERVICE | FARE REQUIRED is a little too semiotic for my taste

great news everyone. the mattie lubchansky review of books on their year end best-of list named simplicity their best book of the year in the “released by mattie lubchansky” category. what a huge honor,

Got some BONUS podcasts for the end of the year! You can listen to @mattielubchansky.com and I talk about SEAING(?) EVIL on our GHOST SHIP Patreon BONUS episode! www.patreon.com/posts/146109...

when some people choose between a weekly injection or daily pill to regulate their hormones so as to align their body with their desired appearance i guess it's no big deal

it must suck so bad to be so famous that you going anywhere is reported as "surprises fans at ___". mattie surprises fans at ATM vestibule. mattie surprises fans on q100 bus

catch me and the girls hoopin on the back of this

i was sitting around despairing about all the shit i Endured this year until i listed all the stuff i did that i liked and i'm feeling a lot better. you guys ever hear about the power of positive thinking. pretty crazy. i think i'm the first one to ever do this

sick of the current discourse around culture. here's what i've got: it's maddening that house of the dragon uses "the rains of castemere" as a leitmotif, as the events described in THAT song occur over a century later than the events in the show, in-universe,,,,

ok i DO feel better | patreon.com/lubchansky

JIM CAMERON LOOKING AT ANY MARINE: this guy is so stupid. servant of the empire. idiot. i'm gonna make him look SO cool. that'll really get his ass

ok i DO feel better | patreon.com/lubchansky

billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull interviewer: incredible

pov you are witnessing a Great Becoming

this was a really fun one to do despite the man in question being insanely evil!!! but gregk made us a little slideshow, which you can see on the patreon!!! no gods no mayors dot COM

this week we've got @gregk.co.uk talking about Brazil's Baron Harkonnen, Paulo Maluf. But first, some history about the military dictatorship that birthed him. nogodsnomayors.com

Thrilled to be on @bestfoodblog.bsky.social's list of best food writing of the year! www.bestfoodblog.net/the-year-in-...

hey man did you notice that the Westfold fell. yeah everyone was looking for you. i mean it’s not a big deal. no really it’s fine just for next time you should probably be around

friday!!!!! i am going to stay out LATE and have two or three BEERS and see my FRIENDS play great MUSIC and you should come too

wow. Emirates NBA cup champions…..can you believe it. i just wish james dolan were alive to see this

people love to be like ‘blue states good! red states bad!’ but it is a fact that both new york senators voted in favor of this so 🤷‍♀️

ɴᴏᴛ ɴᴏᴡ ʜᴏɴᴇʏ….ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪꜱ ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴀ ɢʟᴏᴄᴋᴇɴꜱᴘɪᴇʟ ᴘᴀᴛᴄʜ ꜰᴏʀ ʜᴇʀ ꜱʏɴᴛʜᴇꜱɪᴢᴇʀ !

a little perspective | patreon.com/lubchansky

a little perspective | patreon.com/lubchansky

I finally remembered to pick up a copy of @mattielubchansky.com’s Simplicity and read it this weekend and it’s genuinely delightful. My new favorite work of hers, for sure!!!

just had a long think about this and i think it’s Dr Brown’s Cel-Ray, which is good actually,

though i'm loath to ask this question, we are in "people spend money on books" season: have you pre-ordered your copy of Again, Harder yet? some new blurbs!

(seeing a piece of media making a specific choice and undermining my expectations for it) AUGHHHGHGUHGHH!!! why's it doing this!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAUUGH!!!!! AUUGHHH!!!!! ARRGHHHHUHUHHHGHHHHGHGHGGGHHH

My new special Positive Reinforcement didn't make any prestigious end-of-year lists for me to post about, but I am really proud of it, and I think you'd like it if you haven't seen it yet! :)

doing promo is physically painful for me but i really would love it if you bought or read my newest book that came out a few months ago. i think it’s the best thing i’ve ever made and im so immensely proud of it. simplicitybook.xyz

you said it sister

New episode! A self-described "fool surrounded by a pack of leeches." Why do you live in a mansion, Dan. Can you tell us why you live in a mansion??? DAN??? nogodsnomayors.com

ME LOOKING AT AI ART: this is the death of humanity. miserable, soul-annihilating shit. an existential terror that must be eradicated..... we have forgotten the joy of creation, why the people at chauvet and lascaux left us their handprints ME HAVING TO DRAW FOR WORK: this shit sucks dogg!!!!!!!!!!!

very nice to see SIMPLICITY (in bookstores everywhere fyi) on the pw critics' poll~ www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...

very nice to see SIMPLICITY (in bookstores everywhere fyi) on the pw critics' poll~ www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...

Hey, I'm launching a Patreon! You may have heard that it's just a little bit hard to make a living as a writer these days, so if you like my culture writing, please consider subscribing 🖤 My first essay, live now and free to all, is on Elem Klimov's Come and See www.patreon.com/posts/143805...

a real drinker's drink....only existed for a few years....not everyone who died during that time drank a can, but everyone who drank a can was instantly killed

seeing all the gen z nostalgia about hipster brooklyn and let me tell you: i was at the les savy fav "inches" release show in a brooklyn warehouse with q and not u and el guapo in 2004. it was sponsored for some reason by Sparks. and i hated being alive more than anything

i have a little pewter ganesha, the remover of obstacles, on my desk, and my cat keeps biting his fucking head. wondering if this is why ive had so many Obstacles lately

Time for some tortured prose. At 1 p.m. ET today, the Defector Twitch stream will present the nominees for the 2025 Shams Charania Award For Excellence In Divulging Of Information Through Syntax Comprehended By Many: www.twitch.tv/defectormedia (art by @mattielubchansky.com)

welcome blank check listeners to my page. i promise that my posts are normal and im not often talking about anatolian neolithic settlements

what happened to the movies | patreon.com/lubchansky

i truly cannot explain why but it’s soooooooo funny to me that dick hallorann is a character on the it show. mr too damn Axed????????

welcome blank check listeners to my page. i promise that my posts are normal and im not often talking about anatolian neolithic settlements

out: “t slur” IN:

[moaning weeping screaming] SIMPLICITY mattie lubchansky 2025

hello BOSTON @massmice.bsky.social day one is TODAY!!! 11-6 at the fuller building at BU, table 63B, free entry - i’m also on the character development panel at 1130. okay see you soon~

lost my wallet on a business trip

me refusing to start estrogen for half a decade

"Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones."

You should definitely pick up my dear friends' new pop punk masterpiece MONDO COOL (album art by my other dear friend @mattielubchansky.com natch)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!