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PATRIOTS IN CONTROL. COMRADE "NOVEMBER KELLY" HAS NEVER EXISTED

suddenly remembering i haven't plugged my newest in a while. i think everyone should buy and read the book SIMPLICITY which i'm just so tremendously proud of the further i get away from it

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The Wedding Bitches have logged on

my God….could it be?? the Wedding Attender??? has she returned?????

ICYMI, @weareravenous.com launched this week, and I went long on chef Telly Justice working with restaurants around the country to offer pay-what-you-can dining, showing how it's possible to be a for-profit restaurant and give away food for free. www.weareravenous.com/pay-what-you...

This week on the municipal benevolent feed: Mayor Mattie finds an absolute freakazoid from the 19th century (live in London!) nogodsnomayors.com

they KILLED him for this fyi

are YOU on data's List? #areyouondataslist

letſ talk about ſex baby/ letſ talk about thou ond me

wow wow wow @weareravenous.com launched today with a really great piece by @jayasaxena.com can you beLIEVE it??? www.weareravenous.com/pay-what-you...

We welcome on @mattielubchansky.com for our newest @talksimpsonspod.bsky.social: We chronicle the classic episode “Homer Badman!” We discuss the pros & cons of this satire of 1990s media (which is also packed with perfect jokes)—listen early & ad-free on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/156206...

why every makeup hack “put tape on face” i don’t wanna put tape on my face. the tape stays in the junk drawer around here

i simply don't understand why this is being treated as some sort of accomplishment in the queer press. this is quite grim!!!!!!!!!

cartooning is so solitary all the time, i love talking to other artists and finding out that i have the workflow of an absolute maniac

congratulations to extremely skinny blonde women for being Back up in the culture!!!!!!! that was probably a scary couple of months for you a few yeas ago huh

Ravenous officially launches TOMORROW. Get your subscription today!! www.weareravenous.com

Thinking about the 90% of people who are taking their private little car rides around New York City but not tipping.... evil I fear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris Smalls, the labor organizer and activist known for his role in leading Amazon worker organization, was allegedly tackled outside of the #MetGala by security.

The No Gods No Mayors Podcast has won a special pulitzer prize for Operation of the Lathe of Heaven for our tireless psychic work sending eric adams to albania

new york times pulitzer finalists for their podcast series about trans youth where they don't really talk to any actual trans people. good shit....great shit!

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there are obviously the Good Transes (the ones that are nice to me and agree with my posts) but you have to be very careful online because all the other ones are the Bad kind who deserve everything that's coming to them due to disagreeing with my posts

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cavs arena playing freebird and fans chanting “USA” extremely corny work. woofa doofa

NO GODS NO MAYORS PODCAST ISSUING A “NO COMMENT” AT THIS TIME

Israel’s National Security Minister Ben Gvir received a birthday cake decorated with a giant gold noose from his wife. The Hebrew text reads in part “sometimes dreams come true”—referring to Ben Gvir’s now-achieved dream of legalizing the death penalty for Palestinian prisoners in Israel.

orlando’s Maybe Huck Up an Airball as the Shot Clock Expires offense hasn’t really been working the last 6 quarters. pretty interesting

catastrophizing about the nba playoffs. i can’t live like this

men on the other side of a wall in a hotel love to be like “CCHHHEMM AHEM uggchhhhhhhh MCCHMMM!!!!”

hotel bar has the savannah bananas on instead of playoff hoops and this is truly the most tedious shit i’ve ever seen in my life. as a society we are starving our souls

i see a horse has won the kentucky derby again. this is beginning to feel rigged

a lot of you getting verrrrrry very close to saying what you actually think about trans people huh

@mattielubchansky.com for free comic book day!!!

watched this for the first time kind of recently and man what a movie. an actually beautiful portrayal of a trans woman in 1982(!) and strikes at the heart of how weird “nostalgia” can be for us. very cool, excited for this

i’m not haunted. please dont put it in the newspaper that i’m haunted

april newsletter going out in about 30!! get on it. always free! lubchansky.beehiiv.com

a thing i love having to do when i am asked to do an event or something is to spend a bunch of time checking the other people’s social media to see if they’ve said anything out of pocket about trans people. it rocks!

happy may day! every right you have as a worker was written in blood ❤️

for the last time stop asking what i'd be doing in the middle ages or whatever. this is very simple: i would be a webcartoonist.

went to a restaurant i haven’t been to in like 14 years for lunch and they didn’t have the sandwich i like anymore. this really makes you think about society

it’s technically not as bad as getting straight up misgendered but nothing hurts more than when i introduce myself to someone with my first name and they say “manny?” like sorry did you say your name was “Human Man”

After a quick visit to the Albanium, Riley takes us to Texas to talk about the closest thing we've got to the polar opposite of Benjamin Butler, the beginning of a trilogy (or two-ology) of Dallas mayors. This guy stinks! Dallas! Like the show "Dallas." Listen where you listen! nogodsnomayors.com

i love to read about all the ways that the government is destroying the lives of trans people on a blog still using like 2014 Wonkette Voice

PRAISE FOR MATTIE LUBCHANSKY x QUORATORS

was talking to someone who generally thinks of themselves as well-informed the other day who had zero idea about like, the worldwide assault on trans civil rights. none. it was totally shocking to them. not sure i have a point here but it was really baffling and i can’t stop thinking about it lol

i think a lot of people who were not alive or old enough to be really cognizant when smoking got banned indoors have a memory of just how fucking bad everyone and everyone smelled all the time