everybody always looks like they want to laugh at my jokes but are worried about disrespecting the less-funny people present. understandable

ok now it’s very clear why trump had charlie kirk killed the day after the epstein birthday book was released

3 times in 2 months is way too much being sick. Please send me a present to make me feel better ❤️ ✨ throne.com/carta ✨

when people say too much on a dating profile? 🚩

Hey so I just found out I need another medical procedure, which is really not what I was hoping for!! I’m still only working part-time while I look for a full-time gig so here I am asking for help once again. Your support over these last few months means the world to me. gofund.me/0ffa6eda

sure, i’m transgender but i just want to be very clear that i support everyone’s right to oppress me

i love to be a woman

women are never attractive, in my dms, and offering me hundreds of dollars just for being me 🙄

i do think i’ve lost height on HRT

excited to partner with DRAFT KINGS for the next pet wife album!

cuck schumer (red dot appears on my chest)

the only people i trust in this world are friends, acquaintances and strangers

they called me insane for eating camels and llamas

almost 100% story mode in ted lasso battle karts

everybody reminds me of me

Isobel

if elected i will leverage a tax on Queer Joy

REALLY annoying that i just became anti-woke… i just have the worst timing

imagine how hot i would be if i transitioned to male

hello

brave to admit three paragraphs in that the entire thesis of your article is wrong

the phrase “mass exodus” really pisses me off

clippy really won

Isobel & @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social by @cybercultu.re

tbh i was mad when zohran said he “wouldn’t visit isobel” even once as mayor

they call me the “zohran of music.”

woke aint goin away @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social @cybercultu.re

no one is ready for isobel lp1

my sleep paralysis demon voted for cuomo

isobel album is sounding incredible. ariel is a wildly talented producer, she is bringing the best out of me

fully expecting cuomo to continue running even after his concession speech

renaissance faires are really more like medieval fairs tbh

john lennon originally sung “won’t you please, please hurt others” but paul changed it to “help me”

one day i will be Grok

the chair company does not exist

everybody should hire me to produce their records

i possess the ability to see into peoples souls

aromantic is another word for “cool guy”

nice man at the park told me he likes my twitter and signed over his burial plot

i don’t care if you are transgender. eat a damn bicycle

the idea of reincarnation sounds exhausting and makes me feel like i need a spa treatment

no easy way to say this. i am the leader of trans people

there is no limit to the amount of money i would accept

one of the most magical things in life is to feel like a stupid baby

i would not want anyone to think less of me when they find out i have been outsmarted by a pelican

getting “cıs woman” inscribed on my skull so i don’t make future archeologists uncomfortable

polyamory with a partner who is allergic to boundaries is a true adventure

i want to fall in love but before that i want to have a dozen beautiful love affairs

it costs nothing to judge others 🕊️

i am very exhausted by disinformation about the cost of transition healthcare. it costs less than $100 for 1-2 years of hormones, depending on your exact sourcing. presenting HRT as impossibly expensive and inaccessible to people who need HRT but don't know how is equivalent to medical gatekeeping.