when you hear the opening bars of that kars4kids jingle you know there’s something evil happening

nbd but i will marry the next man i set eyes upon 🥰

i am in a loving monogamous relationship with Success

i want as much plastic surgery as possible

Isobel

brad pitt.. what’s next, bill core……. you get the idea

marty subordinate

need to get fucked

i am a desperately happy person :)

when a man i don’t know replies to my posts over and over, i usually wind up marrying him

i have been called “the george and ira gershwin of bushwick”

i have been called “the george and ira gershwin of bushwick”

i would like to fall in love but i don’t know how

i think marty supreme could have been more successful if they’d shown marty inventing the video game pong. or dealing with the AIDS crisis

this bitch gets it 👇

to my friends who are 10+ years younger than me. please stop reminding me that i will in all likelihood die before you 🌹

paw patrol’s use of restorative justice continues to inform the way i move through the world

Isobel 📸 @zthebug.bsky.social

in 2026 we eat the bones of animals 😍 but not the flesh.

i keep writing perfect songs. when will it end 😣

grok what is this website

trump supporters are really going to have egg on their faces when they realize he is acting in an unchristian manner

charlie kirk’s wife’s name should be wendy. wendy kirk

he just wanted that fent for himself i guess

they will install the inventor of sodastream or a car dealer from orange county as the head of the coalition provisional authority

imagining what it’s like being from another country, seeing the news about venezuela and logging into twitter to see american citizens making it all about ourselves

don’t worry guys. i am fact-checking all of trump’s statements and let’s just say there are lots of mistruths in there..

someone should call trump a hypocrite

CBS Evening News is sounding a lot like my dad before he left for good

2026 is the year the dead come back to life 😌

i find large sums of money to be gender-affirming

if john lennon were to come back to life i bet he would write the craziest song

in for 2026: me out for 2026: people who are more talented & hard working than me

i just remembered the 80s and 90s. i want to go back to those times and i plan to use this feeling as a basis for reactionary personal politics

i like to call my friends and family and read them my tweets. my mom has stopped picking up my calls

all i wish for is immense power

i love intense, volatile people. i keep as many around as possible

you are not a real new yorker unless you’ve been to nyc at least once

if i were president i’d force everyone to stay inside.

just found out that Jonny Hardship is not a real blues musician - he is AI. need to go lay down

innovation + invention = innovention. this observation has landed me innumerable high-paying jobs

i pray that as time goes on, new technologies are invented to help me look less old

JFK would be desperate to be friends with me. i’d play it cool though

my prediction for 2026. frank sinatra is coming back in a big way

everybody has gotten stupider, except me who has gotten smarter. resolve this dialectic

my friends? i love them and i’d do anything for them. but my enemies? i dislike them and wouldn’t do much for them at all

i transitioned because i love being excluded from things

2026 was NOT on my 2025 bingo card

i am a republican and i am worried zohran will LOSE in 2029. he can help his chances by lowering taxes on the wealthy, privatizing the public parks, and shutting down all the libraries