Isobel
@isobel.bsky.social
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producer, singer, songwriter, dj from pet wife
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welcome to my page
10 months ago
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when you hear the opening bars of that kars4kids jingle you know thereās something evil happening
about 3 hours ago
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nbd but i will marry the next man i set eyes upon š„°
about 14 hours ago
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i am in a loving monogamous relationship with Success
about 14 hours ago
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i want as much plastic surgery as possible
about 17 hours ago
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Isobel
18 days ago
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brad pitt.. whatās next, bill coreā¦ā¦. you get the idea
about 20 hours ago
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marty subordinate
about 20 hours ago
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need to get fucked
about 20 hours ago
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i am a desperately happy person :)
about 20 hours ago
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when a man i donāt know replies to my posts over and over, i usually wind up marrying him
about 20 hours ago
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i have been called āthe george and ira gershwin of bushwickā
1 day ago
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i have been called āthe george and ira gershwin of bushwickā
1 day ago
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i would like to fall in love but i donāt know how
1 day ago
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i think marty supreme could have been more successful if theyād shown marty inventing the video game pong. or dealing with the AIDS crisis
1 day ago
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this bitch gets it š
add a skeleton here at some point
1 day ago
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to my friends who are 10+ years younger than me. please stop reminding me that i will in all likelihood die before you š¹
1 day ago
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paw patrolās use of restorative justice continues to inform the way i move through the world
1 day ago
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Isobel šø
@zthebug.bsky.social
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in 2026 we eat the bones of animals š but not the flesh.
1 day ago
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i keep writing perfect songs. when will it end š£
1 day ago
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grok what is this website
1 day ago
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trump supporters are really going to have egg on their faces when they realize he is acting in an unchristian manner
2 days ago
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charlie kirkās wifeās name should be wendy. wendy kirk
2 days ago
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he just wanted that fent for himself i guess
add a skeleton here at some point
2 days ago
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they will install the inventor of sodastream or a car dealer from orange county as the head of the coalition provisional authority
2 days ago
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imagining what itās like being from another country, seeing the news about venezuela and logging into twitter to see american citizens making it all about ourselves
2 days ago
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donāt worry guys. i am fact-checking all of trumpās statements and letās just say there are lots of mistruths in there..
2 days ago
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someone should call trump a hypocrite
2 days ago
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CBS Evening News is sounding a lot like my dad before he left for good
add a skeleton here at some point
3 days ago
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2026 is the year the dead come back to life š
3 days ago
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i find large sums of money to be gender-affirming
3 days ago
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if john lennon were to come back to life i bet he would write the craziest song
3 days ago
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in for 2026: me out for 2026: people who are more talented & hard working than me
3 days ago
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i just remembered the 80s and 90s. i want to go back to those times and i plan to use this feeling as a basis for reactionary personal politics
3 days ago
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i like to call my friends and family and read them my tweets. my mom has stopped picking up my calls
3 days ago
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all i wish for is immense power
3 days ago
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i love intense, volatile people. i keep as many around as possible
3 days ago
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you are not a real new yorker unless youāve been to nyc at least once
3 days ago
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if i were president iād force everyone to stay inside.
3 days ago
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just found out that Jonny Hardship is not a real blues musician - he is AI. need to go lay down
3 days ago
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innovation + invention = innovention. this observation has landed me innumerable high-paying jobs
3 days ago
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i pray that as time goes on, new technologies are invented to help me look less old
3 days ago
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JFK would be desperate to be friends with me. iād play it cool though
3 days ago
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my prediction for 2026. frank sinatra is coming back in a big way
3 days ago
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everybody has gotten stupider, except me who has gotten smarter. resolve this dialectic
3 days ago
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my friends? i love them and iād do anything for them. but my enemies? i dislike them and wouldnāt do much for them at all
3 days ago
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i transitioned because i love being excluded from things
3 days ago
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2026 was NOT on my 2025 bingo card
3 days ago
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i am a republican and i am worried zohran will LOSE in 2029. he can help his chances by lowering taxes on the wealthy, privatizing the public parks, and shutting down all the libraries
3 days ago
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