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my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy

because we demand liberation, trans people are a test balloon for all the horrible things the state wants to do to everyone. a perfect scapegoat for rolling back women’s rights, destroying reproductive rights, defunding public schools, attacking teachers, restricting healthcare

"... then I need to set myself to contributing to the coalition, which is already underway, which has kept me alive, the work of liberation being one of the ceaseless things.” -- T. Fleischmann

"But also every time after I have felt pleasure and played pool with a bunch of transsexuals and smoked weed and then eaten a taco and gone home, when my body is at its best... 2/3

“The police want me dead to make sure their children don’t end up like me, so I guess every time I fuck and I’m happy and I do what I want I would like to call that an anti-state action. The people I love alive—yes, we weaken the state.... 1/3

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the bathhouse advertisements are getting out of hand. like it's a cute environment and vibe or whatever, but as @zthebug.bsky.social and @isobel.bsky.social can attest, there's too much talk about bitcoin and crypto currency in the pools. everybody shatap!!!!

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Being on 40 mg of Prozac has me doing stuff like walking into the dispensary and asking what strain they recommend for when I’m in work mode

🚨 BREAKING: Former Gov. Andrew Cuomo concedes the NYC mayoral race to state assemblyman Zohran Mamdani, clearing path for an earthquake victory

I love portraits and I really don’t care to take photos of buildings. You know those people who want to have sex with buildings I’m like the opposite of them

When will they make a sensory safe post office

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning mandelic acid

The real gender affirming surgery is a prostate transplant

I bring a certain forensic psychologist vibe to remembering every single thing anyone has ever said to me that people I date absolutely love

Imagine hating me and I’m just by the meerkat enclosure crying like this

taking the guy to see meerkats when a wild peacock appeared @zthebug.bsky.social

A substantial portion of my life is girls explaining video games to me that I’m never gonna play

Earlier today, completely unsolicited my little brother texted me “Don’t let bad things be use them as Modo 👍” And I felt that.

The way I’ve had a crush on gabby windey for years I could have told you she would end up with a trans masc bc I never feel this way abt cis people

dear @nytimes.com: would you say “gay policy”? what about “black policy”? turning “transgender” into a noun is not only grammatically inaccurate but objectifies and dehumanizes our community. please, do not keep doing this. thanks, a trans journalist who knows you know better

Portrait mode doesn’t share the spotlight and neither do I

My cis ex’s mom was chill w me but she had trouble using the correct case for my pronouns. She’d be like “so are you bringing he to dinner??” It was actually rly cute

Age gpt relationships

I need to have long hair so I can tell myself apart from other men

Maturing is realizing this was completely normal club behavior and she was fully in the right here

What’s more embarrassing making a sex mix or saying “Alexa skip” while you’re inside her

venmo requesting a high school acquaintance for $50 with memo line "can i hold some"

Can someone explain to me what crashing out means I want to say it so bad

Every morning I wake up to my higher self and then roll over and go back to sleep

UMBRELLO. umbrella for men

I’m like if Kurt cobain transitioned to male

Talking about being intersex is the best way to flex on regular trans people. They fall silent out of respect every single time

There’s so many dog girlies but why does no one want to role play that I’m a piranha

Post nut delusion

Pre nut clarity

POV you brought me my shower wine and I love you for it

I love when I have an opportunity to brag about how I have no gag reflex before noon

I have an idea for a Gilmore girls prequel that takes place before Rory is allowed to start drinking coffee so their energy levels are really unmatched

Trans love is blind would be insane

i give special treatment to pretty girls and i will never apologize for it

Hunter Schafer lost her pronouns the same day I ate a banana for the first time since I was 6. Is there any way this isn’t my fault??

happy valentine's to my favorite guy @zthebug.bsky.social

The roses she got for me and the picture I took in the bathroom when I couldn’t stop thinking abt her 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

Self fulfillment needs - much older trans people calling me honey in a non romantic way 🥺