"hey you look like you have this condition which may severely reduce your life expectancy if you don't get it checked out" don't do that, don't give me false hope please

i know someone who literally had they/them as their display name and most people still called them he or she

im a villionaire

yay they let you ride the digimon

you just went woke

having a boyfriend is not embarrassing but having a husband is

im imagining guy who puts fake smegma on his dick because he wants smegma-haver clout

astrosmurfing

dont ask what your country can do for you, tell your country what it has to do for you

the bank just repossessed my good karma

mom said it's my urn on the xbox

*sobbing* your pussy is trash

i wish i was irredeemable

carbon neutral environmental destruction

that "the numbers what do they mean" scene from call of duty or whatever but me trying to figure out what a 3 and a 2 next to one another means and why my computer keeps exploding

i couldn't complete a game of minesweeper to save my life

We Tortured Children So You Don't Have To

mr gorbachev, can i suck ur dick

If you do not publish a statement at least once, it will be technically understood that you are allowing the use of your photos, as well as your skeets I HEREBY DECLARE THAT I DO NOT GIVE MY PERMISSION FOR FACEBOOK OR BLUESKY TO USE ANY OF MY PERSONAL DATA. DO NOT USE ANY OF MY PERSONAL DATA.

would you still love the meta if it was a worm www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTeb...

a day in the afterlife of my enemies

blub blub

whole new meaning to the concept of a housecoat

im a never nude in the sense that my house is like clothing to me

i waterboarded the sheriff

just saw a video titled "trump THREATENS MTG over EPSTEIN" and i was like "i always knew those card game nerds were pedophiles..."

9/11 conspiracy theorist who thinks it happened in a different city

im a dunce, no cap

vampire smut where the fail-sire gets role reversed by their thrall

yesterday was so fucking funny man. i looooved clintonposting

i am a first generation emmagrant

what did i tell you about talking about dialectic materialism in front of the hoes man

slow blinking at u

this video is sooooo fucking good lmfaoooo

wow i feel well-rested

i'm laughing so hard i woke up my kids

good night emma night

oh my god did this guy write a whole book pretending to be jordan peterson????

this is either going to be great or literally the worst thing ever made

i have 43 gay dads

its not funny that trump sucked a dick. and it's very very funny that he sucked bill clinton's dick

hi. hello there. this is my son,,,

we do a little trolling, it's called we do a little trolling

normally i dont agree with reddit, but i guess even a broken cock gets removed twice a day

@cockremover.bsky.social jump scare on reddit www.reddit.com/r/me_irlgbt/...

the childhood memory haver has logged on

aura farming my stupid kids by picking them up and throwing them in a trash bin

if trump wasnt planning on running for office again in 2028, then why did he announce a 50 year mortgage?

i did not have sexual relations with that woman.... that man, however.....