babe wake the fuck up @carfuckshulk.top www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PtE...

konar has sent me to actual hell

The email bluesky sent me when they unbanned me last year is still one of the funniest things I've ever read.

hey computer wizards would it be possible to create an opt-in labeler that pulls device location and shows a users coordinates in real time i think it’d be funny

bluesky needs to add a PvP opt-in

gielinor games day for the haters and the losers <3 www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsRM...

i prefer to call it a ponzi DREAM

go hyuck a fat one bitch

i got u a south american country for our anniversary <3

no april 2026

the 'no incidents' incident

no taxation without a lil kiss on my forehead pls :3

if i got accused of being a witch i would simply kill the accusers with my witch magic

freud didnt want to fuck his mom, *I* want to fuck his mom

hey women,,, r u ffrom tennessee.. cause i wanna give u an std

Girl r u from Tennessee cause ur a whore

refusing to give CPR to the guy whose heart just stopped because there's no profit incentive

theyre sucking off our democracy,,

every skeet in this video was posted in a 94 minute time frame

find you a girl who does credit card fraud in your name

being afraid of posting something on bluesky is especially funny, cause like... what exactly do you have to lose here? we're on an incredibly niche website most people already make fun of

jack off louder for the people in the back

a hot dog will holler

what you need a dozen bakers for anyways

i call the gaming companies pushing invasive anti-cheat 'the kernel level axis'

humans are the only monkey with two prostates

'voting with your wallet' is how we got in this mess you stupid dumbshit

hey can i borrow ur empire for a second

year listen to audio books i listen to audio BOOBS.... WOWZA!!!

you want to rob an old lady and give me her money soooo badly

adding anti-piracy measures to my skeets. i will need kernel level access to ur computer if u wanna read my little jokes

soft frog

bbbbbites u bites u bites u bites u bites u

hey, so, about that murder im about to commit while hallucinating,

makeup for your bank account

there are some incredible moments in here. will is so fucking funny lmao youtu.be/CIZlxx7AmSI?...

be the reason someone gets divorced today

mom said it's my turn to get the oathplate armor

i would be the early bird if u were a worm

Xi Jinping Please Call Me A Rat

the chinese were cooking when they said im a rat

guess who just made space for her lead bars by banking her rune bars, which she also needed

adding ads to all my tweets but not asking any money for it. just doing it for the love of the game

got a free ashtray from the dispensary

going to medical school cause someone asked "is anyone here a doctor?? please i am bleeding out", and im not a doctor but i feel like i can make it in time if i really put my mind to it

refusing to give CPR to the guy whose heart just stopped because there's no profit incentive

AAAAAAAAAAAA bluesky stop removing ppls replies from my notifications!!!! I LITERALLY JUST LIKED AND RESPONDED TO ONE AND YOU REMOVED IT BECAUSE??????????

pics that go hard,

thank you expedition 33 devs for not adding a map to the game for immersion reasons, i love never knowing where the fuck I'm supposed to go because my brain DOESN'T SEE THE STUPID LANTERNS YOU USE TO POINT WHERE I GOTTA GO