fucked one of my scabies mites

two bags of doritos during gay guy thursday my ass is full of feces

surgery is just arts and crafts. easiest job of all time

fake people all around us.

this is not how i wanted the collab with my exact lookalike to go

4 minutes no reply yet

i just doxxed my gay friend's apartment code. everyone try it out in every single apartment in montreal and you will find a gay man.

honestly i get it now

3 beers in? Yup: it's bluesky time!!!

nice guy with an evil penis. what a fucking shame

oh u just know i felt cute as fuck here

this offline screen i commissioned from @oddoblivion.bsky.social has been with me for nearly five fucking years and it still jumpscares my viewers whenever i stop streaming

you ever hear a song that's so good

im so sexy holy fuck

i got the craziest fucking zits on my ass so if you relate well get thru this i love you i fuck with you.

y'all i had no clue it was a pussy palace 😭 my fat ass thought it was a dojo 😭😭😭

under mamdani we eat sideways buffalo chicken poutine .

incredible album on my 4th listen maybe. sorry if she's odd but women's stories matter!!!!

LOOK AT ME

bro u can see exactly where my burrito ended up

Yeah im an unc. an uncut cocked fucking old man!!!!

this tunnel is begging me to walk it

doctors always look so sad and caring when i tell them i have scabies and difficulty sleeping. is it cuz im adorable

the dad from family guy

best friends

hiiiii

a perfect album . might become a furry 👀

im so tall i have to facetime my penis to make sure i remember what it look like

so unintentionally funny asf. love her www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRoV...

yup i'm assigned sexy at birth 😏 (doc was weird)

Let me call hasan an animal abuser cuz he hasnt licked israel's hole clean PLEASEEE . ethan killing his last dog is chill as fuck tho👀

the ketchup does not exist

i'm uncut @badbunny

mom does not give a fuckkkkk

NO😭😭😅😅❤️

THIS PIC I TOOK WITH LORDE.... she was so nice omg

compilation of posts that my friends thought of and told me to tweet

can you heat this up for me

saw my Mommy lorde on saturday 😇❤️

can you believe this lovely little man just puked in the middle of a nap:

guy on grindr just messaged me "Hungry?" he better know how to make a mean fuckin soup .

gonna be a woman tomorrow

ok this settles it .. i need to have Bear Ears instead of human ears. soon. or i will kill myself.

idk what they do at the dry cleaners , they could be licking their thumb and wiping the little dirty spots on my pants, spraying febreeze . wtv it is, it works

this is where i stash the shit that pisses out of my ass every few hours

i fuckiong suckkkk at chess i need tylenol so bad

just heard rfk's voice for the first time