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@dyke.bsky.social
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kiko
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Azure Emerald Empire
about 3 hours ago
Friday
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wisconsin
about 3 hours ago
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do yall wanna hang out today? oops i meant to send that to real people
about 6 hours ago
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Fungocrat
about 7 hours ago
Doing a land acknowledgement of the Microsoft Azure Australia South-East Data Centre hosting this Microsoft Teams meeting.
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josh (oldfriend99)
about 9 hours ago
This is what they took from you
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do any of you want to send me 25000 dollars? i need it for stuff
about 8 hours ago
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the thing about tweeting is it's so easy
about 8 hours ago
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my progress from 40k to 50k tweets on here is definitely the slowest i've moved in years
#growth
about 8 hours ago
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zyn and energy drink breakfast
about 8 hours ago
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Heinz - The Awesomeist
about 9 hours ago
Fine I'll suffer your wrath, whatever
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just pooped out a bunch of rabbit pellets
about 8 hours ago
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oh fuck i want taco bell
about 9 hours ago
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six seven
about 18 hours ago
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i think i'm like hypomanic or something
about 18 hours ago
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nobody to dance nude on the rainy beach with me. other than that everything's fine. it's fine
about 19 hours ago
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it's raining real good outside :)
about 19 hours ago
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OBSESSIVE THOUGHTS
about 20 hours ago
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my 5 year plan is to become evil and my 10 year plan is to become good again
about 20 hours ago
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six seven
about 21 hours ago
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lactose intolerance is mental illness
about 21 hours ago
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regular sized ackman
about 22 hours ago
jody
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comrade ella 🧚🏻♀️
about 22 hours ago
ernies pupils were record-level huge last night
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finally in the mood to understand that playboi carti album
about 22 hours ago
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boobs
about 22 hours ago
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Fart Vision
about 23 hours ago
releasing an album called "poop 2" even though i never made one called "poop"
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autistically walking directly at a man who is in my way to make him do a little shuffle juke step to get out of the way
about 24 hours ago
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i need a bad bitch to go cow tipping with me
about 24 hours ago
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i need a bad bitch to drive me out to the empty cornfields
about 24 hours ago
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um
about 24 hours ago
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dinner girlfriend. she's venturing out into the cold tundra air to get dinner
about 24 hours ago
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wisconsin
1 day ago
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i got grape soda and cucumber lime and lemon spritz flavors of zyns
1 day ago
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i saw a bunny on the walk home
1 day ago
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i walked past chipotle on my way to the zyn store. guy getting out of his car ran to the chipotle door so he could hold it open for me. i just kept walking
1 day ago
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boys, make sure to have a zyn in when you kiss her. she will start having withdrawals
#daddytips
1 day ago
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the sun is setting. wow
1 day ago
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the little white woman that could
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furby hancock
1 day ago
Note: A previous version of this article referred to the subject in a disparaging tone. The author has since developed loving-kindness for all sentient beings and revised the article accordingly.
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gwyneth paltrow
1 day ago
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tara
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jody
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furby hancock
1 day ago
why dont they just make the whole book out of the cover
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i was supposed to be a triplet but my twin sister and i (mostly i) absorbed the third one in the womb
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i am in awe of how green of a flag this is
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if distributing and consuming child porn was illegal you guys would be in so much trouble
1 day ago
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loading . . .
The Grants
https://open.spotify.com/track/3KbOflJ5JqHWtmco4PiO3h?si=7gvD5aplStSVUUCLQONQrA&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A5HOHne1wzItQlIYmLXLYfZ
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loading . . .
OPM BABI
https://open.spotify.com/track/76yJsfb1CUy5Um8nFL7jKQ?si=JGnuwf2MSgiokdjW1KA78Q&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A0fSfkmx0tdPqFYkJuNX74a
1 day ago
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can't take people with body dysmorphia seriously. what do you mean you're going to kill yourself if your brows aren't on point?
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