calling a bald man an indecent wench and demanding that he cover himself up immediately

makes me feel crazy the amount of mainstream media i've seen beating around the bush about paige and azzi being girlfriends

keeping a pet manatee in the bathtub of my studio apartment

Harbingers lowkey portend various shit

oh my it is storming so violently

the tornado sirens are going off #eery

lots of lightning outside. it's about to storm big time

putting on 20 pounds of pure muscle as a bit

way too humid in my apartment

perfect little breeze coming through my window

while u studied the blade i studied the bigger blade

i am so good at having the visceral rage about this one thing wash over me for 0.5 seconds and quickly shoving it back into the little box in the back of my mind

remember to hydrate

perfect perfect weather

ordering gas station sushi in fluent japanese

so freaking warm outside :)

doordashing poop

i want a chiropractor to do some irreversible shit to my spine

honestly, work

You Wouldn't Ham a Burger

sleepy

They’re letting me use the heated water bath in the supermarket food warmer to grow my lifeforms

have just been informed that this new years it will go from 2026 to 2027. six seven...damn

humid sauna hellhole in my apartment rn. temp a bit too low to turn on the ac

that one homie who doesn't play... she never wants to play. please come outside and play :(

have a crush on a girl who isn't straight challenge (impossible)

'tis raining

straight male friend: wait so you're gay .. is (my close friend) gay too? me: the one who mimes sucking cock every 5 minutes? that one? no.

all goated on the western front

just gave birth

about to eat 2 oven french bread pizzas for dinner #dinner

perfection is very swag

It's beginning to six a lot like seven

the old spice fiji and strong mexican perfume combo stays undefeated

i'm sorry i threatened you weak ego. would you like a cookie?

If you're ever having trouble finding your way just remember this - North = Up South = Down East = Right West = Left

This one's for you

volleyball day

big rain storm happening right now :) in a few hours it'll be 70 degrees for the first time this year

good morning

crab man the new clavicular ⁉️👀

gonna go activate my dive reflex

therapist: and how did that make you feel when mcdonald's said the ice cream machine was broken? me: raped

i think my brain needs to be deflated

you guys have aids