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@dyke.bsky.social
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calling a bald man an indecent wench and demanding that he cover himself up immediately
about 2 hours ago
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makes me feel crazy the amount of mainstream media i've seen beating around the bush about paige and azzi being girlfriends
about 2 hours ago
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keeping a pet manatee in the bathtub of my studio apartment
about 2 hours ago
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馃尭
about 10 hours ago
Harbingers lowkey portend various shit
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oh my it is storming so violently
about 10 hours ago
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the tornado sirens are going off
#eery
about 11 hours ago
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lots of lightning outside. it's about to storm big time
about 11 hours ago
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putting on 20 pounds of pure muscle as a bit
about 11 hours ago
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way too humid in my apartment
about 11 hours ago
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perfect little breeze coming through my window
about 12 hours ago
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Gupp
about 14 hours ago
while u studied the blade i studied the bigger blade
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Pennyroyal Tea (Live Acoustic) by Nirvana on Apple聽Music
Song 路 1994 路 Duration 3:40
https://music.apple.com/us/album/pennyroyal-tea-live-acoustic/1440892370?i=1440892686
about 14 hours ago
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i am so good at having the visceral rage about this one thing wash over me for 0.5 seconds and quickly shoving it back into the little box in the back of my mind
about 14 hours ago
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Black Beatles (feat. Gucci Mane) by Rae Sremmurd on Apple聽Music
Song 路 2016 路 Duration 4:51
https://music.apple.com/us/album/black-beatles-feat-gucci-mane/1440844129?i=1440844145
about 14 hours ago
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remember to hydrate
about 18 hours ago
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perfect perfect weather
about 22 hours ago
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ordering gas station sushi in fluent japanese
about 23 hours ago
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so freaking warm outside :)
about 24 hours ago
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doordashing poop
1 day ago
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i want a chiropractor to do some irreversible shit to my spine
1 day ago
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honestly, work
1 day ago
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You Wouldn't Ham a Burger
1 day ago
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sleepy
1 day ago
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Azure Emerald Empire
1 day ago
They鈥檙e letting me use the heated water bath in the supermarket food warmer to grow my lifeforms
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have just been informed that this new years it will go from 2026 to 2027. six seven...damn
1 day ago
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humid sauna hellhole in my apartment rn. temp a bit too low to turn on the ac
1 day ago
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that one homie who doesn't play... she never wants to play. please come outside and play :(
1 day ago
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have a crush on a girl who isn't straight challenge (impossible)
1 day ago
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'tis raining
1 day ago
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straight male friend: wait so you're gay .. is (my close friend) gay too? me: the one who mimes sucking cock every 5 minutes? that one? no.
1 day ago
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all goated on the western front
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just gave birth
1 day ago
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about to eat 2 oven french bread pizzas for dinner
#dinner
1 day ago
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2 days ago
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perfection is very swag
2 days ago
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Cherub Rock by The Smashing Pumpkins on Apple聽Music
Song 路 1993 路 Duration 4:57
https://music.apple.com/us/album/cherub-rock/1472818495?i=1472818689
2 days ago
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馃尭
2 days ago
It's beginning to six a lot like seven
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the old spice fiji and strong mexican perfume combo stays undefeated
2 days ago
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i'm sorry i threatened you weak ego. would you like a cookie?
2 days ago
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Grobian Syboe
2 days ago
If you're ever having trouble finding your way just remember this - North = Up South = Down East = Right West = Left
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Grobian Syboe
2 days ago
This one's for you
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volleyball day
2 days ago
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big rain storm happening right now :) in a few hours it'll be 70 degrees for the first time this year
2 days ago
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good morning
2 days ago
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crab man the new clavicular 鈦夛笍馃憖
2 days ago
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gonna go activate my dive reflex
2 days ago
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therapist: and how did that make you feel when mcdonald's said the ice cream machine was broken? me: raped
3 days ago
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i think my brain needs to be deflated
3 days ago
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you guys have aids
3 days ago
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