kiko

Friday

wisconsin

do yall wanna hang out today? oops i meant to send that to real people

Doing a land acknowledgement of the Microsoft Azure Australia South-East Data Centre hosting this Microsoft Teams meeting.

This is what they took from you

do any of you want to send me 25000 dollars? i need it for stuff

the thing about tweeting is it's so easy

my progress from 40k to 50k tweets on here is definitely the slowest i've moved in years #growth

zyn and energy drink breakfast

Fine I'll suffer your wrath, whatever

just pooped out a bunch of rabbit pellets

oh fuck i want taco bell

six seven

i think i'm like hypomanic or something

nobody to dance nude on the rainy beach with me. other than that everything's fine. it's fine

it's raining real good outside :)

OBSESSIVE THOUGHTS

my 5 year plan is to become evil and my 10 year plan is to become good again

six seven

lactose intolerance is mental illness

jody

ernies pupils were record-level huge last night

finally in the mood to understand that playboi carti album

boobs

releasing an album called "poop 2" even though i never made one called "poop"

autistically walking directly at a man who is in my way to make him do a little shuffle juke step to get out of the way

i need a bad bitch to go cow tipping with me

i need a bad bitch to drive me out to the empty cornfields

um

dinner girlfriend. she's venturing out into the cold tundra air to get dinner

wisconsin

i got grape soda and cucumber lime and lemon spritz flavors of zyns

i saw a bunny on the walk home

i walked past chipotle on my way to the zyn store. guy getting out of his car ran to the chipotle door so he could hold it open for me. i just kept walking

boys, make sure to have a zyn in when you kiss her. she will start having withdrawals #daddytips

the sun is setting. wow

the little white woman that could

Note: A previous version of this article referred to the subject in a disparaging tone. The author has since developed loving-kindness for all sentient beings and revised the article accordingly.

gwyneth paltrow

jody

why dont they just make the whole book out of the cover

i was supposed to be a triplet but my twin sister and i (mostly i) absorbed the third one in the womb

i am in awe of how green of a flag this is

if distributing and consuming child porn was illegal you guys would be in so much trouble

can't take people with body dysmorphia seriously. what do you mean you're going to kill yourself if your brows aren't on point?