taking low potency sleeping pills and tweeting

looking at pictures of the aleutian islands actually makes me h*rny

moving to alaska

stealing someone's car and driving to alaska because i need something to do

i think i might be weird

what if only one person gets raptured and it's crab man

too old to be a 16 year old dating a 30 year old, too young to be reincarnated as a 16 year old dating a 30 year old :(

i think furries are weird

saying i don't knowwwwwwww every time my job interviewer asks me a question

There are cheese curds everywhere for those with the eyes to see

cutting myself for no reason whatsoever

never quite heard a song that is this good in the first half and so flaming hot trash in the second half

babe come here i have to pee

fantasizing about dark web narcotics

60 mph wind gusts and hail

listening to weird music and watching the weather

i need the wind to stop because the rain is blowing onto my weather chair now

safe to say it's pouring now

realizing that i've spent like 10% of my life as an active user on bluesky social

rain and lightning and thunder outside

i got hoes in wolverhampton, i got hoes in hay-on-wye

sorry i'm late boss i was up all night watching the weather

(gesturing to the piss puddle in my passenger seat) oh you can just throw that on the floor

oo it's lighting and thunder outside

blowing snot out my window onto people walking on the street below

i did too much thinking today and now i have a headache

hitting the vape and thinking about how everyone i love will die

angel on one shoulder telling me to get a root smudge and gracefully grow out my hair for a while, devil on the other telling me to triple down on the blonde à la paris hilton

sucks how it's already dark out and it's only 3pm

just found my new (only) favorite youtuber

i ate the dinner that makes your tummy hurt

tylenol girlfriend

one thousand milligrams of tylenol

screaming and crying until my girlfriend suctions my boogers

Dropping something is a classic gag. Whoops! Lol.

he asked for the girlfriend experience so I started a fight with his mom

every time the phd homie posts

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

(jamie foxx voice) blame it on the ty-ty-ty-ty-ty-tylenol

(future voice) i'm on that good kush and tylenol

mindlessly eating tylenol out of the bottle like it's skittles

oo sister this tylenol got me stimming

taking tylenol rn

lacing an unattended drink with tylenol

crushing up a bunch of tylenol and putting it in a bong and smoking it

lmao trump just announced that tylenol causes autism

eating the blunt lit end first