lol england

i want the diarrhea parasite. i want the diarrhea parasite

@snakeroot.bsky.social i'm sleepy

the chafed homie

my thigh is itchy

the inside of my upper thigh is itchy

this past weekend we played a team that was wearing shirts that said "jesus loves you"

the try to be normal to snakeroot for two minutes challenge

i want the diarrhea parasite

so basically if i get the diarrhea parasite i get to sit on the toilet and play on my phone for an extra couple hours? and lose 5 pounds? ok

i ate two unwashed plums today. i want the diarrhea parasite

i am so freakishly tan

my 10 year plan? continue to age gracefully interviewer: anything else? me: no not really

kiss me hard before you go summertime sadness

Hello would you like to experiment with kissing on the lips

classic 98 degree weather at 930 pm

"jody i didn't realize that was you at first you're wearing too much clothes"

my pet alien ernie

drinking a diet coke in the back of an uber #female

6pm is pretty much the most classic time for it to be 97 degrees outside

looks like soup seasons come early boys

billion dollar idea: lunch that doesn't make you sleepy and scared

i want the diarrhea parasite. i'm up for the challenge

obgyns looking at your cervix

mom snakeroots bullying me!

why would i drink a white monster? there's already plenty of that inside of me

sometimes people say stuff to me & i want to tell them that they should never say words ever again

at the intersection of lime and coconut

i'm addicted to a snack, which is so embarrassing. flaming hot cheetos

i saw a guy have a seizure in a public place today and it made me think. if i was dating someone and she had a seizure i would get the ick and break up with her

i passed a guy who was fent walking in a crosswalk today and lowkey got jealous. he seemed so free

we (team i didn't play for the whole season) won the championship

you got a job? that's cool. i got a tan

Like awooga

mcconncel deathmogged by lindsey chad

played with two random men in yesterdays tournament. had so much fun bullying them and literally pushing and shoving them around

friend: i think we’re being… experimented on me (hitting the food switch even though it keeps shocking me): food

obsessed with my tan line that goes across my butt cheeks

Fuck it we ball , or we did once. a lot can change very quickly, and sometimes there is nothing left to hoop. But still the money rains down

being brought in as a ringer to win a bar league volleyball championship tonight

i'm hungry

i might sleep for 12 hours tn

lil yachty went from cutie patootie to looking rough for 28 real quick

shawty lowkey like a melody in my head

almost started crying when i stood up because it hurt so bad

asking the dj to play one last breath by creed

mcconncel deathmogged by lindsey chad

my quads are large and powerful and inching closer to jacked status

computer play one last breath by creed