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(mentally doing outstanding) i should bleach my eyebrows
about 1 month ago
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keb mode: greasy mode
about 1 hour ago
eating an 8.5" x 11" sheet of beef jerky
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come get your girl she's wildin out at toyotathon
about 1 hour ago
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6 girls 1 cup has been retired :(
about 2 hours ago
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JLP
about 7 hours ago
The Email of the Year Awards
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Amoeba
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about 3 hours ago
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my hair is so bright and soft and perfect
about 14 hours ago
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God's Plan
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about 14 hours ago
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Take Care
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about 14 hours ago
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labubu
about 14 hours ago
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holy terrain
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about 15 hours ago
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looking in the mirror with a frozen fake smile on my face without blinking for several minutes
about 15 hours ago
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changing into my jammies
about 15 hours ago
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santa is REAL
about 15 hours ago
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i have a headache as i do most nights
about 15 hours ago
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i have control issues
about 16 hours ago
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i'm so jody
about 16 hours ago
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i am the least annoying person who tweets as much as i do. that's hardly saying anything. like that's an incredibly low bar. but it's more than nothing
about 16 hours ago
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48 thousand tweets. wow. i couldn't have done this without myself
about 16 hours ago
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it's snowing a wee bit
about 19 hours ago
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referring to the european zyns as the "woke zyns." like walking into a shop and asking if they have any of the woke zyns
about 19 hours ago
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the european zyn flavors i got today are lemon head and strawberry nana
about 19 hours ago
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this year i do appreciate that the sun sets so early
about 19 hours ago
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little lamb
about 20 hours ago
I donโt give a fuck about the flavor of the week news and discourse bullshit, I give a fuck about the important questions I give a fuck about can I win the pharaohs gold I give a fuck about has the pharaoh laid a trap
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fully incapable of placing my keys in a place where i'll be able to find them
about 22 hours ago
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merry christmas
about 22 hours ago
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about 23 hours ago
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i think volleyball would be 10% less boring to watch on tv if they gave me the option to watch from the endline instead of that stupid sideline camera angle
1 day ago
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korean abdul jabbar โ๏ธ
1 day ago
my sisters and I are laughing about the stuff you say and do btw. We also think your vibe is off and the circumstances of your birth/the way your life has unfolded are wack
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hiring an uber driver to tail my other uber driver
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How To Love
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1 day ago
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just took my multivitamins
1 day ago
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wargen
1 day ago
NYT Opinion: The Low People Deserve Worse
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if i had a wife id snuggle up next to her
1 day ago
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wetting the bed for attention
1 day ago
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survivor challenge where the contestants burn effigies of each other. survivor season where they divide the contestants up by race. these could be joke tweets but no they actually happened
1 day ago
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Mr. Big Shot
1 day ago
Perfect track
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27a Pitfield St
https://open.spotify.com/track/53uhTsdGotEgrDAJydRSov?si=cwpKh_oeS-GqFr2RQxG5UA
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1 day ago
too high to have a normal conversation just replying like โyou are so smartโ when someone says hello to me
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i should get married
1 day ago
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guys we should play bluesky survivor
1 day ago
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Amelia
3 days ago
Im going to win the beautiful christmas sweater content this year <3
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i want a cigarette
1 day ago
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tapping in fours on the right side of the top of my head
1 day ago
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I Need to Eat Two Probiotic Gummies Right Now or Awful Things Are Going to Happen
1 day ago
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having multiple thought loops at the same time
1 day ago
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just got really pissy out of nowhere
2 days ago
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watching volleyball is like watching paint dry, no matter the level of competition
2 days ago
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wearing this to my wedding
2 days ago
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BayBayFriend
about 1 month ago
Grassy Fear ๐ซ๐ท
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soccer mommy makes such good music
2 days ago
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