do not try to microwave the Lament Configuration it barely dried out and i accidentally killed the fat cenobite

live, laugh, lose yourself in the rhythm of the night

drink deep of the universe's backwash

though i am just another termite in the mound i will dedicate myself to the Live Más spirit

i will eat cheeseburgers from the gas station until i can find one that kills me

getting air-lifted off the crab fishing boat after watching too much pornography

all my life i've dreamed of driving an enormous vehicle into a gaping pit in the earth

it's only in silence that can we hear the world, playboy

my handlers forgot to put something heavy on top of my enclosure and i ate half a roll of toilet paper before they could stop me

you should be allowed to call 911 just to chat

i've been working on my novel (non-sexual visual novel about a puppygirl learning to manage her mental illness while attending community college)

i rewired my neural pathways to give me extreme pleasure when i am set on fire

the internet is nice but you have to watch out for the hungry ghosts

hiring sex workers to come over to my house and pray with me in my basement

i’m the first recorded survivor of Poster’s Madness after spending a month in a medically induced coma

just woke up in a pit laying on top of a pile of bones