me, putting 317 rounds directly into the heart of a magician after pulling a rabbit out of a hat: (turning towards the enfeebled creature) youre safe now .he can't hurt you anymore

fucking your twin would b nice because then u can tell them you love them telepathically when theyre inside you

pees a really cute amount that you cant get mad at

u guys dont actually wish u were Chinese .like ur just saying that because it is transgressive and stupid . i actually wish I was asian in my heart of hearts . to live in the mountains... to fragment my psyche and be reborn every day as a 7000 year old entity. 2 be kawaii

ever since i started catching and butchering my own fish from the detroit river my pussy has grown 3x in size and my dreams are filled with swirling torrents of pitch black flame that lull me into a hedonistic spell whiplashed between the lascivious desires of the damned and prophetical clairvoyance

just saw a big ass transexual pissing in the back of a moving truck

they just airlifted a cheese burger out of new York city

2025 was the wettest year ever recorded by my pussy

cats are right to scratch us . to scream at us . to harm us . humans have wrought such violence on the world . it is a miracle they tolerate us . slumber next to us . exists as fragments of a half sibling from a splintered existence that could have made love to you if only you asked

cats are right to scratch us . to scream at us . to harm us . humans have wrought such violence on the world . it is a miracle they tolerate us . slumber next to us . exists as fragments of a half sibling from a splintered existence that could have made love to you if only you asked

[Titanic if they were American immigrants going to Europe] bite me like one of your cheeseburgers

[cuts open your stomach] *climbing over top of the newly carved orifice* you: * screaming * me: look man im just trying to lay my egg

a fat as fuck raichu sitting sitting on the couch absolutely burying ash and mistys anchor baby in lemon flavored vape smoke watching ai manipulated anthropomorphic alex jones reels where he chases vr girls around on all fours

if that's your leg then how come my piss is dribbling down it

nancy pelosi was spotted kneeling at Dilbert's grave stone in a pleather bustier and a visible whale tail from her micro skirt looking thick as hell

watching underworld and smoking percocet with my tits out

not a lot of people know this but there is a central matriarch within each mcdonalds location that lovingly gives birth to each and every one of their delicious sandwiches

sometimes I just be going into the gay club and poisoning random twinks just to see if they survive or not

will Smith just slapped a fragmented simulacrum of himself at the collapse of emotional consciousness event

one day I'll leave this glory hole and make something of myself

getting air lifted to the nearest mcdonalds

this and a fucking blunt

if you under 170 lbs I straight up do not respect you

israel if you are listening please beam 3999 images of fat Brian Griffin wearing women's clothing directly into my girlfriends hard drive

ask not for whom the tummy aches it aches for thee

walking into my girlfriends bedroom while shes fucking someone else and boss music starts playing as a giant health bar appears above her head

israel if you are listening please beam 3999 images of fat Brian Griffin wearing women's clothing directly into my girlfriends hard drive

[completely nude , staring at my girlfriends asshole, wind and electricity blowing everywhere] *marty mcfly voice* doc we don't belong here

there's somethings worth fighting for in this world mister frodo

idk who needs to hear this but one of the greatest joys of getting older is becoming pregnant as often as possible with the express intention of increasing the autistic population

successfully invented a v.a.t.s. neural implant but so far all it can do is lock on to extremely overweight women who jiggle a little bit more than others

made the halo 2 elite death noise when she hit my prostate and now she wont answer any o f my calls or texts

how it feels

walking into my girlfriends bedroom while shes fucking someone else and boss music starts playing as a giant health bar appears above her head

white people be like my wife only eats purina one salmon flavor

me on my way to get a piece of cheese from the fridge . me on the way to steal all the pills from your parents medicine cabinet. me on the way to your girl . me on the way to subjugate the inimitable fragments of the psyche shattered on the fulcrum of my desire . me on my way to purchase a p320 onli

hey man can i see ur phone for a second mines dead [logs into fur affinity and downloads 2900 images of brian Griffin wearing women's clothing before handing it bakc] thanks dude I seriously Needed that

ok

just saw a 23 minute episode of my strange addiction where this guy just fucked the absolute shit out of some twink in women's clothing

went to give her a handjob and i ripped the skin clean off on the first yank

nancy pelosi was spotted kneeling at Dilbert's grave stone in a pleather bustier and a visible whale tail from her micro skirt looking thick as hell

wake up, neo

if that's your leg then how come my piss is dribbling down it

while my pussy gently weeps. yeah right