freshly purchased couch
@2femcel2furious.bsky.social
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i was born to be on dog painkillers
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you see my face in the fog . my arms outstretched . youβre petrified by fear . in one hand i offer an amulet of unknown power. the other , a perfectly cooked cheeseburger , you are american
11 months ago
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hey man can you gather that ball of energy elsewhere bro you're starting to freak me out
about 14 hours ago
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we have such chili dogs to feed you
1 day ago
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you're never too old to experience a prostate orgasm
3 days ago
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songs to yank her leash to
loading . . .
14 days ago
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my squishmallows were right abt u
15 days ago
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your chastity cage, my choice
3 days ago
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whips a controller at your head you're supposed to fuck my ass when you lose not start another game you stupid fucking cunt
4 days ago
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a father and son spending quality time reading yuri slop on the Internet together and theyre both smoking cigarettes and drinking indoors while their mom cries alone in the kitchen
5 days ago
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kira/crisis_center
11 months ago
crisiscenter1.bandcamp.com/track/i-want...
β¨ my very first single β i want 2 fall asleep w/uβ out now exclusively on bandcamp β¨
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everybody squirts . the government is lying to you . and its not just piss either its like some other shit that we dont even know the scientific affects of
8 days ago
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my parents named me modelo because the doctors said I was especial
7 days ago
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bitch you thought u was the prokaryote you aint even the flagellum πππ
7 days ago
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speaking fluent non binary to this coney island waitress
7 days ago
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millennials falling asleep after their 9pm glass of milk
7 days ago
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strike while the prostates swollen
8 days ago
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u guys dont actually wish u were Chinese .like ur just saying that because it is transgressive and stupid . i actually wish I was asian in my heart of hearts . to live in the mountains... to fragment my psyche and be reborn every day as a 7000 year old entity. 2 be kawaii
8 days ago
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everybody squirts . the government is lying to you . and its not just piss either its like some other shit that we dont even know the scientific affects of
8 days ago
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percs and frotting onn sunday
8 days ago
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you used to find mystics in the woods
10 days ago
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pol pot died in 1998 is it possible he was a fan of evangelion
10 days ago
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white people be talking about charlie kirk like the bitch was frank ocean
11 days ago
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[panicked] s-s-sir ... our radar is picking up over 300000 ballistic cheeseburgers.... and theyre heading straight for us
13 days ago
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inside my fursuit i wait and bleed
3 months ago
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songs to yank her leash to
loading . . .
14 days ago
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my squishmallows were right abt u
15 days ago
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panicking from weed is so fucking funny because it's like you cannot die from it no matter how hard you try and 99 percent of the time it relaxes you and for the other one percent it transports you directly to the doom (2016) hell dimension
15 days ago
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suckle me once shame on me . suckle me twice shame on you suckle me thrice
15 days ago
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Jarvis send me 500 photos of twinks in feminine outfits
16 days ago
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trump: what about chicken that is born with the breading already on it Marco Rubio: [adjusting panties] mrpmph rfk junior, tearing the skin off of a 17 year old transexual with a giant mutated claw: it has red dye 47 in it you stupid fucking bitch
17 days ago
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freebasing Robitussin and watching furry pornography on world star
17 days ago
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youll cowards dont even smoke penises
18 days ago
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the McDonald's cashier said they stopped putting estrogen in the nuggets so I threw them across the lobby and beat them within an inch of their life
21 days ago
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hold me at gunpoint or don't hold me at all
18 days ago
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if they trimmed off the ends of your pussy lips youd wake up with violence in your heart too
20 days ago
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careless whimper
2 months ago
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[ariel pink struggling to crush a medium diet coke cup in his overly moisturized palm after walking in on john maus with a significantly younger closeted musician]
21 days ago
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the McDonald's cashier said they stopped putting estrogen in the nuggets so I threw them across the lobby and beat them within an inch of their life
21 days ago
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you carry a sorrow in your heart that is only bore by Midwestern transexuals
21 days ago
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pets you on the head with exactly the right amount of pressure
21 days ago
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22 days ago
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i said i was sorry for being weird i didnt say i was going to stop
22 days ago
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nick Fuentes punching a hole in the wall after jacking off to ivy wolk
22 days ago
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23 days ago
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took a hot of weed and have been staring at this image for what I believe to be 36 hours straight now
23 days ago
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if god loved me i would have been born woah vicky
23 days ago
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my therapist left me for a younger patient
23 days ago
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it ain't over until the transexual on ssris cums
about 1 month ago
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you just hate me because my pussy is small and my heart is wreathed in shadow
9 months ago
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could a depressed person successfully get hired as a line cook and purchase a pistol from the dishwasher???
24 days ago
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have you ever actually been shocked by an electric eel dude its nothing like a woman's touch nothing at all
26 days ago
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