a single sniff of my pussy is enough to kill a grown man

love is everywhere around you you just have to believe

i been playin toys since like da fifth grade

i paid my doordasher an extra 200 dollars to dress up as an asian woman and play hearts of iron with me

you will never know the joy of convincing a 56 year old man that you are a 13 year old girl as a 10 year old boy on habbo hotel while rapping eminem lyrics in a locked room and it shows

woke up mid procedure and noticed my dentist was faking his orgasm

i walked into a gay bar last night and strangled a 92 lb man to death and no one uttered a word to me they didn’t even stop the music or anything

why don’t you fucking act like an adult for once and put on the fucking cat ears like the rest of us

have you been lactating in the employee break room with other coworkers or not answer me

woke up mid procedure and noticed my dentist was faking his orgasm

lately ive been walking into gay bars at night and shooting twinks in the head and nobody seems to care

i asked an elder millennial to make me an avocado toast he responded “we cant . we don’t know how to anymore”

don’t talk to me until i’ve had my dogs gabapentin

you are watching me spin around in a giant microwave and i look happy

the mexican spirit is indomitable

wearing a chastity device and a butt plug to my 16 hour shift as a cold side line cook

trump: what if the fish were born with the breading already on them rubio, wearing a 2 sizes too small dress from amazon: *adjusting panties* mrrrrmph rfk junior, tearing the flesh off of a failed eunuch advisors face with a giant protruding claw: ܠܐ ܡܫܟܚ ܐܝܬ ܗܘܐ ܒܗ ܡܫܚܐ ܕܙܪ̈ܥܐ ܐܢܬ ܗܝܦܟܐ ܣܟܠܬܐ

i peered behind the curtain at the chocolate factory and they were just straight up executing children with pistols

i would chris benoit my entire family just for a chance at smelling her used panties

[woke matrix agent Smith emerging from a corner of the drywall in jordan petersons hospital room wreathed in a shadowy plumage ] You hear that, Mr. Peterson? That is the sound of inevitability. It is the sound of your cancellation."

american drake be like you used to call me on my hamburger phone

american drake be like you used to call me on my hamburger phone

the twink i kidnapped three weeks ago finally died of starvation

my ep is nearing its one year anniversary u should listen to it

never kill yourself

kitten it would be an honor to detonate my vest inside this burger king lobby with you

i was removed from the polycule for threatening to unionize

you’d meow too if u knew what was good for you

they should create a beer that is alive and has tits and a pussy that loves you

i was apprehended while scamming closeted furries in the metaverse by psychopolice and was sentenced to have my digital consciousness implanted into the body of a 63 year old chinese farmer on a permanent rice paddy instance . it was there i discovered true love . through ancient homosexuality

trump: what if the fish were born with the breading already on them rubio, wearing a 2 sizes too small dress from amazon: *adjusting panties* mrrrrmph rfk junior, tearing the flesh off of a failed eunuch advisors face with a giant protruding claw: ܠܐ ܡܫܟܚ ܐܝܬ ܗܘܐ ܒܗ ܡܫܚܐ ܕܙܪ̈ܥܐ ܐܢܬ ܗܝܦܟܐ ܣܟܠܬܐ

in my restless dreams i see that town

why don’t you fucking act like an adult for once and put on the fucking cat ears like the rest of us

when the closeted 47 year old violently homophobic serbian furries wearing womens underwear on counter strike talk i sit my polyamorous therian star seed ass down and listen

pain is often a reminder that you have been physically wounded in some way

my first homosexual experience was in a habbo hotel rap battle

kitten it would be an honor to detonate my vest inside this burger king lobby with you

heart breaking a cheeseburger was born this morning without its wrapper to keep it warm

why do we whip, master wayne ? So we can nae nae again

no poppers no alcohol no weed no chemo medication from grandpa no dxm no desert station whippet cartridge no gas station salvia no gay sex no frotting no

heart breaking a cheeseburger was born this morning without its wrapper to keep it warm

today i witnessed a non binary barista in atlanta georgia shed their outermost layer of flesh to reveal an incomprehensible constellation of tentacles before quietly slithering down a nearby storm drain

pain is often a reminder that you have been physically wounded in some way

my hole was designed in a lab to inflict the most pain a human has ever felt in their life

my girlfriend won’t text me back so ive been standing on the side of the highway throwing empty beer cans at oncoming traffic

oh yea? i went 2 your moms and did a 720 pop shove it to reverse cowgirl before falling 300 feet into the cavernous twisting maw that is her fat fucking pussy

today i witnessed a non binary barista in atlanta georgia shed their outermost layer of flesh to reveal an incomprehensible constellation of tentacles before quietly slithering down a nearby storm drain