strapping c4 to my chest and walking into a cafe 2 threaten the staff until they put the male baristas in maid outfits to serve me a single matcha latte

we all got that one homie that longs to be baptized in flame

sorry for pushing your girlfriend down the stairs its just that she is annoying and her vibes were kind of off

strapping c4 to my chest and walking into a cafe 2 threaten the staff until they put the male baristas in maid outfits to serve me a single matcha latte

[to my roommate that is overdosing on heroin] never stop being you 🤍

sorry for pushing your girlfriend down the stairs its just that she is annoying and her vibes were kind of off

sincerely feel that mario and Luigi be fucking the absolute shit out of that mushroom

my brother is a doctor and he said that there is no scientific proof that cocaine and alcohol are bad for you

*traps your soul inside of a mysterious amulet*

walking around the mcdonalds lobby showing all the customers my favorite sword

[waving a lego wrapped pistol in the air] every time a woman implants a vision of their pussy in the weeping uterus that is my mind a hostage dies

reading rick and Morty yaoi and blowing vape smoke on my sisters baby

my white latina girlfriend wont let me cast spells on her anymore so i shadowbanned her by sealing her in a well out back for seven days

reading rick and Morty yaoi and blowing vape smoke on my sisters baby

when the closeted 47 year old violently homophobic serbian furries wearing womens underwear on counter strike talk i sit my polyamorous therian star seed ass down and listen

i created a homunculus out of some hair you left behind and ive been feeding it chicken nuggets for quite some time now

you are watching me spin around in a giant microwave and i look happy

a better world is possible

woman dying from typhus: please sir, i am so hungry, could i have, juist, one cheeseburger, rfk, enshrouding the carcass of a 17 year old transexual he caught in his web: theres fucking red dye 48 in it you stupid fucking bitch

a better world is possible, anon

mcdonalds ceo holding the pussy at a 3 quarter view hand resting gently atop the flower in an morbidly nonplussed tone " i love this product "

lexapro cured my bisexuality

when the closeted 47 year old violently homophobic serbian furries wearing womens underwear on counter strike talk i sit my polyamorous therian star seed ass down and listen

[waving a lego wrapped pistol in the air] every time a woman implants a vision of their pussy in the weeping uterus that is my mind a hostage dies

shinji. pilot the meth pipe in the arbys bathroom or else rei will have to again

shinji. pilot the meth pipe in the arbys bathroom or else rei will have to again

where are you from ??????? gayguyistan 😂😂😂😂😂 no seriously like are you from ifuckothermenistan 😭😭😭😭😭 I bet you would like that kind of thing huh ??? two men sensually giving one another oral ,,, two adult males bringing one another to orgasm ,,, two men holding one anot

blasting ayesha erotica while freebasing benadryl and driving my car down the wrong side of the highway completely nude with my perfectly supple tits bouncing every where

to live and die as a transexual in detroit city

you're high off your parents chemo medicine on stolen land

why don't you try joy baiting me for a change

throwing poke balls at pregnant bitches at the local Walmart

blasting ayesha erotica while freebasing benadryl and driving my car down the wrong side of the highway completely nude with my perfectly supple tits bouncing every where

if i was garfield i'd be fucking the absolute shit out of that dog that much i can tell you

could a depressed person successfully get hired as a line cook and purchase a pistol from the dishwasher???

i took a hit of gas station salvia and stared at this image for ten thousand years

take me back , back where I belong ,,,

the feminine urge to overdose on painkillers in the street

mc ride voice teaching lesbians how to bathe

my high school boyfriend vaped marijuana for seven years and now he has to wear this device year round or he will wither away like an ice sculpture in the desert sun

what's a couple thousand chicken nuggets between closeted homosexual transexuals

[absolutely dousing my grindr date in pee] you best start believing in piss kinks miss turner . cuz urine one

beneath my hominid flesh lies a rubbery texture that is pitch black and wreathed in sorrow