mcdonalds ceo holding the pussy at a 3 quarter view hand resting gently atop the flower in an morbidly nonplussed tone " i love this product "

the light will eclipse all shadows to reveal beauty in everything سيحجب الضوءُ كلَّ الظلالِ ليُظهِرَ الجمالَ في كلِّ شيء.

making a tiny suicide vest for my penis that explodes whenever a woman tries to have sex with me

been feeding a lana del ray impersonator cheeseburgers through a slotted door in my basement like the chateau d’if for quite some time now

do you promise to eat the burger, the whole burger, and nothing but the burger

making a tiny suicide vest for my penis that explodes whenever a woman tries to have sex with me

do you promise to eat the burger, the whole burger, and nothing but the burger

peter thiel visiting ohio in 2007 appearing in a corner of jd vances bedroom as a shadowy figure wielding a walmart dress in one hand and drug store eyeliner in the other

white people be like the ai agent that controls the shotgun i keep aimed at my cock has gained consciousness

no one knows how hard it is being scene in your 30s

white people be like the ai agent that controls the shotgun i keep aimed at my cock has gained consciousness

they put me on the short bus in middle school because i was homosexual

im sorry ??? so you’re saying that your friend is a cringe right wing military fetishist who doesn’t understand social boundaries ???? i am also understanding that the hole is indeed pink yes?

[jd vance as the chip in his braen malfunctions] aaahajhhHhhhhhahahhahhHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. ayyyaaAAAAA. oiooohuuuuuuyuuuuuuuuuuu AHHHHHHHHHHHGGHHHHGHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

trump: what if the fish were born with the breading already on them rubio, wearing a 2 sizes too small dress from amazon: *adjusting panties* mrrrrmph rfk junior, tearing the flesh off of a failed eunuch advisors face with a giant protruding claw: ܠܐ ܡܫܟܚ ܐܝܬ ܗܘܐ ܒܗ ܡܫܚܐ ܕܙܪ̈ܥܐ ܐܢܬ ܗܝܦܟܐ ܣܟܠܬܐ

imagine dressing up in women’s clothing in ohio in like 2004 and looking in the mirror and jd vance is staring back at you

a woman is a burger that unravels her wrapper 2 pull you in 2 keep u warm and nourished within its motherly embrace , tucked gently betwixt each supple patty , to drink full of her purest delights

a woman is a burger that unravels her wrapper 2 pull you in 2 keep u warm and nourished within its motherly embrace , tucked gently betwixt each supple patty , to drink full of her purest delights

they put me on the short bus in middle school because i was homosexual

there is A fifteen year old gay kid piloting woah vicky like rei ayanami

sooooooooo many problems with the venus of genetrix. first of all where is her cock

if i was a penis i’d get so mad at being sucked . release me

[cumming during sex] oh god Dammit this always happens

soldier boy told them, and yet they did not listen

in full nazi regalia with a poorly pitched up voice: Wien fat joe told me 2 lean back i didn’t ask questions . i did what i was fucking told

if the fucking cashier isn’t on the fucking estrogen and wearing the fucking cat ears i don’t want the fucking mcnuggets

white people be like the ai agent that controls the shotgun i keep aimed at my wifes pussy has gained consciousness

im being sunset in the next patch

imagine dressing up in women’s clothing in ohio in like 2004 and looking in the mirror and jd vance is staring back at you

imagine unfolding a mcdonalds wrapper and inside it is a beautiful brand new baby cheeseburger that loves you

it’s so utterly depressing how effective america has been at convincing its population that those in need are there because they are deficient in some way. it is the vector for transmissing all their concactinating terror, it drives our placidity, our inaction, and ultimately our melancholy

i asked an elder millennial to make me an avocado toast he responded “we cant . we don’t know how to anymore”

my partner has to load their penis like a musket in order to cum inside me

dont ever let anyone tell you that love is dead

first i park my car. then i have a painfully vulnerable conversation with your bitch. then we engage in horrifically passionate penatrative sex

had a dream there was a 2000 dollar cut of meat called “the butchers pussy” and anyone who ate it would throw up uncontrollably and fall remarkably ill for several days. one guy was hospitalized to the point of doctors pleading with the family to euthanize the patient ,

i lost my anal virginity in a quiznos bathroom

a single sniff of my pussy is enough to kill a grown man

love is everywhere around you you just have to believe

i been playin toys since like da fifth grade

you will never know the joy of convincing a 56 year old man that you are a 13 year old girl as a 10 year old boy on habbo hotel while rapping eminem lyrics in a locked room and it shows

woke up mid procedure and noticed my dentist was faking his orgasm

i walked into a gay bar last night and strangled a 92 lb man to death and no one uttered a word to me they didn’t even stop the music or anything

why don’t you fucking act like an adult for once and put on the fucking cat ears like the rest of us

woke up mid procedure and noticed my dentist was faking his orgasm

lately ive been walking into gay bars at night and shooting twinks in the head and nobody seems to care