the suicide vest stays on during sex

elon musks family tree is just a mobius strip

(hitting someone elses cigarette outside of a drag bar) yea So they made me in a laboratory and during a cruel flashback of my wretched birth i recall one of them saying that i was a "monster" that "should be destroyed" because i was "potentially gay" and -squinting- "capable of becoming a lesbian"

walking through a supernal garden guiding a deliciously plump as ever lana del rey in willowy gesture as we revel in its other worldly delights

im gay in ways that would have scientists ripping their glasses off their face in horror to mutter "my God" under their breath

me: she say do u luh me i tell her only partly I only love my plushies and nuggets I'm sorry psychiatrist, depressing a button on the controller that shocks my prostate and makes me collapse in orgasm: (emotionless) again

kisses your paw I fuck with you twin

awwww gross dude you didn't tell me he was quebecoise

i just know i would make a great schizophrenic if i were just a little more paranoid

yeah no I'll give you uppies bro

do not bite the udder that nourishes you

biting the hand that milks you

do.. you really believe that?????? that i will be one day reborn as an anthropomorphic fox with huge tits and an ass that would collapse a thousand years peace between principled nations who's blood is as interwoven as the rotting carcass of animals past in flowering gardens????

do.. you really believe that?????? that i will be one day reborn as an anthropomorphic fox with huge tits and an ass that would collapse a thousand years peace between principled nations who's blood is as interwoven as the rotting carcass of animals past in flowering gardens????

wearing my sisters skirt that I stole fifteen years ago one ball hanging out half asleep with a beer in my hand listening to type o negative with the lights off

yeah no I'll give you uppies bro

*shoots you 37 times in the chest* there all better now :)

could a depressed person successfully get hired as a line cook and purchase a pistol from the dishwasher???

hanging out in the break room lactating with my coworkers

oh that? that's just my slime. i secrete it whenever i feel safe

a father and son spending quality time reading yuri slop on the Internet together and theyre both smoking cigarettes and drinking indoors while their mom cries alone in the kitchen

oh! so you do ketamine. bet u have a chain around your ankle too don't you . prolly have a new tattoo on your left arm now as well. bet ur trapped behind 2 way glass with a microphone so i can recondition you to be a small helpless animal . a fox maybe?

hey man can i borrow your phone real quick i need to do something [opens your social media and follows thousands of gay otherkin art accounts and reposts countless fetish pieces before calmly handing it back] thanks dude seriously youre a life saver

woke up again

giving a 2 and a half hour response when the job interviewer asks me about my weaknesses

you see my face in the fog . my arms outstretched . you’re petrified by fear . in one hand i offer an amulet of unknown power. the other , a perfectly cooked cheeseburger , you are american

every shift my boss forces me into a leather cow print suit and mercilessly tugs at my udders for 17 hours a day

my prostate , your choice

you know i stay hella pregnant with the grindset

they look like they been busting inside each other non stop for years

gets down on one knee will you represent swisher house with me

you know i stay hella pregnant with the grindset

43 year old white guy wearing a sheisty drinking rockstar energy recovery at 7:36am wants to sniff your beautiful pink asshole

my belly goes unrubbed yet another day

beat me like one of your dead horses

sooo many problems with this . first of all where is his cock

*shoots you 37 times in the chest* there all better now :)

its texts like these 🤍

gay prostitute that ive given partial autonomy privilege to: roaches? in the fucking kitchen?????? are you fucking kidding me????????? me: first of all they are my friends. second of all within their metamorphosed wisdom they contain a skeleton key that can sate all carnal desire

f-f-follower-chan???? do u still love me.....

hey man thats some really great diy art youve produced can you perform it nude ? like is that possible

okay. guess ill just fucking off myself then