watching the lympics

i used to think everything was bullshit and nothing mattered and then i found a really big potato chip in the bag. like massive. and basically..... it changed my whole worldview

@mathliker.bsky.social didn't know you were in town promoting your business

AAAAHHH!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AH! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

the 9am - 10am showings at the movie theater are for those of us movie lovers who are profoundly alone. do not show up to the 9am - 10am showings with your partners or loved ones. it is disrespectful to us loners

[little bit of costco hot dog still in my hair from earlier today] how's it hanging, big dog ? how's life ?

Stinker's #WorkSoup of the Week:

when you pick up one of those primo used book copies that's wonderfully annotated

so awesome how they fuck yoi up big time at the eye doctor and then they just let you get into your big asss car and drive yoself home

today's larson

and what is when you close your eyes really tight and imagine them kissing each other.... ?

closing my eyes and letting the calming waves of hairless homer wash over my troubled mind

a thanksgiving feast for @stinker.bsky.social 🍗

How To Get A Scare in the year 2025

kind of an optional step when making hummus but separating the chick pea soul from the chick pea makes it a little smoother

found a v large and lethargic hornet on the ground and used a paper napkin to pick it up and move it into a little flower bed. it slowly climbed onto the napkin and clung to it very cutely like it knew i was helping even tho it probably didn't. no pictures due to i was scared for my life, of course

thinking about buying a 106-count case of tater kegs off the restaurant supply website just to feel something...

yooooo.. they brought back my beautiful man.... they let him work again....

i trapped @crannyboy.bsky.social 's soul in my turnip pot pie.... muahahaha haha #evil

i'm always wanting to say shit like "yes sir" and "excellent sir" and "right away sir" that's how you know i'm fully locked in to the butler mindset

halloween pfp for my friend lil stinker and it’s actually about halloween

cat food is like: "miss bitchly's beef, Turkey, chicken, and salmon carcass melange in a thick and rich gravy liquid" dog food is like: "BLUE RIBBON: TOP PERFORMANCE dry kibble for senior living: diarrhea control" girl food is like: a small nutrient dense pellet of some sort ?

wargen, dear, wherever you are...... we need you..... we need you to stream VHS halloween for us.... we need you to join us in boneyard chat and talk shit......

awesome new feature on the youtube app....

the ophthalmologist office is like: look straight into my pain laser. don't blink. if you blink we will kill your family. ok, now i'm going to put something we call "pain drops" into your eyes. the reason is strictly to torture you...

Pilot over the intercom: uhhhhhhh we are all just flesh. We exist so briefly.

when you finally get to the small little cabbage inside the bigger larger cabbage.... like nature's russian nesting doll...

just milked this thing like an udder

all my ancient grain heads- just bought some farro at the store. no immediate plans but going to probably eat it eventually. just letting yall know!

weevil clinging to my windshield as i drive 75 mph down the highway... godspeed

some more leaves that were lost this week

some friends of mine

this was really bad :^/

this fanta gonna hit so damn hard after this week i've had

anytime i feel too tired or discouraged or afraid to go on i think of my beautiful chinese fanta. such a lovely shade of blue. i wonder what color her liquid is..?

got myself a little something to look forward to at the end of the week. a little something something to get me through. a beautiful chinese fanta, of course

twitter isn't working so i have to post this here: ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh........... OUUUUUUuuuuUuuUuuuuugh

overturning a rock to find a small freak beneath it

drove past the eastern orthodox arby's yesterday

some mistletoe up there. cheers

my little itchy dog goes nuts for his ointments... can't get enough of em

just got a package from japan and it was wrapped up in tha newspaper... reading up on some wonderful technological advances there

some of my leaves, unfortunately ...

heard a really weird noise when i was in the woods earlier. didn't investigate. it's really none of my business

just saw this thing

just made this chicken pot pie and bathed it in a very mysterious light

pouring up a delicious thai iced tea this beautiful morning!!!!

was having a bit of a freak out but then i looked at this image and a peaceful stillness washed over my soul... thank you gary

yep