this bald ass thistle....

burps have commenced

just another day eating another garlic-heavy lunch at work and burping for the rest of the day.... difficult job but.... someone's gotta do it

just another day wearing another garlic-heavy lunch at work and burping for the rest of the day.... difficult work but.... someone's gotta do it

listening to this at work and making myself sad :^\

they gave. me a #bag for my popcorn #awesome #convenient

we knitting

peanut m&ms from the vending machine. they were like $3. if anyone cares ...

just remembered about the time i went on vacation recently and enjoyed myself immensely and felt the weight on my shoulders lighten ever so slightly. so awesome. should do it again soon.

just checking. didn't get added to any group chats yet... that's ok. not upset.

also saw this beautiful scarlet tanager bathing himself in the crystal clear water of dolly parton's dollywood theme park. likely place for him to be, of course.

anyone else enjoy things lately ?

wargen

more like "pang" at the pump. well, because, yeah, that's right, i'm yearning for better times

shakily removing my gary from. my pocket for a desperately needed laugh

[ashamedly deleting all my new drafts about diarrhea] forgot yall don't like to have fun on here.... forgot yal aren't fun like this...

[hitting every syllable with an intoxicating musicality] diarrheal illness...

sneezed after eating a meatball and honestly not quite sure if what came out wasn't actually bits of my brain or something

hmm,... was completely unaware of these.... intriguing

FINALLY. gummies for us ADULTS. and i absolutely LOVE that they taste like complete SHIT and are nearly IMPOSSIBLE to chew

locked alt on twitter got a 7 day ban for a stupid reason so now i have to log onto bluesky when i want to say stupid shit like "almost crashed my car cuz i was looking at a bird" and "connor o'malley got me barking like a dog," sorry

every other week i have to go through my backlog of far side desk calendar days because i always forget to check it. i call it my gary time, the time i spend looking through my gary's. its a time to center myself, be mindful, etc.

sweater i'm knitting looks like a high visibility vest. does anyone even care ????? does anyone even care...?

not fond of this one, gary.... it doesn't tickle me

r/mildly interesting vestigial brussels sprout on my brussels sprout. the vestigial brussels sprout is usually absorbed before birth...

watching the lympics

i used to think everything was bullshit and nothing mattered and then i found a really big potato chip in the bag. like massive. and basically..... it changed my whole worldview

@mathliker.bsky.social didn't know you were in town promoting your business

AAAAHHH!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AH! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

the 9am - 10am showings at the movie theater are for those of us movie lovers who are profoundly alone. do not show up to the 9am - 10am showings with your partners or loved ones. it is disrespectful to us loners

[little bit of costco hot dog still in my hair from earlier today] how's it hanging, big dog ? how's life ?

Stinker's #WorkSoup of the Week:

when you pick up one of those primo used book copies that's wonderfully annotated

so awesome how they fuck yoi up big time at the eye doctor and then they just let you get into your big asss car and drive yoself home

today's larson

and what is when you close your eyes really tight and imagine them kissing each other.... ?

closing my eyes and letting the calming waves of hairless homer wash over my troubled mind

a thanksgiving feast for @stinker.bsky.social 🍗

How To Get A Scare in the year 2025

kind of an optional step when making hummus but separating the chick pea soul from the chick pea makes it a little smoother

found a v large and lethargic hornet on the ground and used a paper napkin to pick it up and move it into a little flower bed. it slowly climbed onto the napkin and clung to it very cutely like it knew i was helping even tho it probably didn't. no pictures due to i was scared for my life, of course

thinking about buying a 106-count case of tater kegs off the restaurant supply website just to feel something...

yooooo.. they brought back my beautiful man.... they let him work again....

i trapped @crannyboy.bsky.social 's soul in my turnip pot pie.... muahahaha haha #evil

i'm always wanting to say shit like "yes sir" and "excellent sir" and "right away sir" that's how you know i'm fully locked in to the butler mindset

halloween pfp for my friend lil stinker and it’s actually about halloween

cat food is like: "miss bitchly's beef, Turkey, chicken, and salmon carcass melange in a thick and rich gravy liquid" dog food is like: "BLUE RIBBON: TOP PERFORMANCE dry kibble for senior living: diarrhea control" girl food is like: a small nutrient dense pellet of some sort ?