a thanksgiving feast for @stinker.bsky.social 🍗

How To Get A Scare in the year 2025

kind of an optional step when making hummus but separating the chick pea soul from the chick pea makes it a little smoother

found a v large and lethargic hornet on the ground and used a paper napkin to pick it up and move it into a little flower bed. it slowly climbed onto the napkin and clung to it very cutely like it knew i was helping even tho it probably didn't. no pictures due to i was scared for my life, of course

thinking about buying a 106-count case of tater kegs off the restaurant supply website just to feel something...

yooooo.. they brought back my beautiful man.... they let him work again....

i trapped @crannyboy.bsky.social 's soul in my turnip pot pie.... muahahaha haha #evil

i'm always wanting to say shit like "yes sir" and "excellent sir" and "right away sir" that's how you know i'm fully locked in to the butler mindset

halloween pfp for my friend lil stinker and it’s actually about halloween

cat food is like: "miss bitchly's beef, Turkey, chicken, and salmon carcass melange in a thick and rich gravy liquid" dog food is like: "BLUE RIBBON: TOP PERFORMANCE dry kibble for senior living: diarrhea control" girl food is like: a small nutrient dense pellet of some sort ?

wargen, dear, wherever you are...... we need you..... we need you to stream VHS halloween for us.... we need you to join us in boneyard chat and talk shit......

awesome new feature on the youtube app....

the ophthalmologist office is like: look straight into my pain laser. don't blink. if you blink we will kill your family. ok, now i'm going to put something we call "pain drops" into your eyes. the reason is strictly to torture you...

Pilot over the intercom: uhhhhhhh we are all just flesh. We exist so briefly.

when you finally get to the small little cabbage inside the bigger larger cabbage.... like nature's russian nesting doll...

just milked this thing like an udder

all my ancient grain heads- just bought some farro at the store. no immediate plans but going to probably eat it eventually. just letting yall know!

weevil clinging to my windshield as i drive 75 mph down the highway... godspeed

some more leaves that were lost this week

some friends of mine

this was really bad :^/

this fanta gonna hit so damn hard after this week i've had

anytime i feel too tired or discouraged or afraid to go on i think of my beautiful chinese fanta. such a lovely shade of blue. i wonder what color her liquid is..?

got myself a little something to look forward to at the end of the week. a little something something to get me through. a beautiful chinese fanta, of course

twitter isn't working so i have to post this here: ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh........... OUUUUUUuuuuUuuUuuuuugh

overturning a rock to find a small freak beneath it

drove past the eastern orthodox arby's yesterday

some mistletoe up there. cheers

my little itchy dog goes nuts for his ointments... can't get enough of em

just got a package from japan and it was wrapped up in tha newspaper... reading up on some wonderful technological advances there

some of my leaves, unfortunately ...

heard a really weird noise when i was in the woods earlier. didn't investigate. it's really none of my business

just saw this thing

just made this chicken pot pie and bathed it in a very mysterious light

pouring up a delicious thai iced tea this beautiful morning!!!!

was having a bit of a freak out but then i looked at this image and a peaceful stillness washed over my soul... thank you gary

yep

mind if i post some of my creations as of late ?

it turned unexpectedly #beautiful out as i was running some errands... wonderful sign from the universe of things to come or meaningless shift in weather pattern due to multiple factors i don't care to learn about ? well, it's simply not up to me to say...

Breaking: Hard-Boiled Egg With Incredibly Flat Bottom Able To Be Stood Up

the soft animal of my body is crying out for a large bowl of warm, smoky beans of some sort ... maybe a little crusty bread ... a littol butter

my buddy Freddy: that old abandoned castle looks like the perfect place to search for clues! me: you go on ahead, player. i'm kind of tired. we gotta catch up another time, though

i see my robot butler has transitioned to his new job of buzzfeed listicle writer amazingly and seems to have taken my suggestion to incorporate more images of human suffering into them as well.... smashing

[sitting down in the barber chair and removing my hat to reveal a single thick, curlicue hair growing from the center of my round grape-like head] fuck me up!

just won this normal gengar that has nothing wrong with him from the claw machine

reposting my sandwich from twitter here because, well, quite simply, it sucks on there and i can't take it any longer....

30 little soldiers all in a row....

𝐓𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐞 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐈 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭

people may be using bluesky while they drive, operate heavy machinery, etc... which may possibly result in loss of life. i hope bluesky creators think of this often. and that it weighs heavily on them. for creating such a place.