automatic car wash makes me feel like im going through a crash bandicoot level

my nice drawing of the day

im outside enjoying my phone

I think I’m gonna release this comic thing in a few weeks >:)

& this is my yearly 420 drawing ik i am corny but i am free

my 420 food creation is hot dog with white people taco night toppings

the most fun I would have as an artist is to draw on the jeopardy podium

Gentle reminder that weed is a stoner’s delight

draft night

Caved Men

I’m grateful for having a dog brain that can barely focus on one thing at a time. im scared of fireworks too

the northernlion supercruise is cancelled fuck my life, how am I gonna get my first kiss now!!

taco bell messed up my order big time! they accidentally gave me a roast goose with all the trimmings 👎

Popeyes is changing all their chicken to boiled

april showers are swag, may flowers are crap!!

woke up this morning saying “what the fucks a stuffed pineapple” so now it’s my goal to make that a reality

Its my birthday and your present to me is admiring all of the key arts I've done and then wishlisting all of the games on steam :))

this is the best drawing I’ve made all year @gooffkings.bsky.social

From my latest Japan trip, I explored Tokyo’s Game Centers and covered the many racing games I’m obsessed with. youtu.be/9uWW3HBxBQY

I blow on my food even if it’s cold in case ant man wants to sneak into my stomach and grow normal sized

gamblers

neat gif

really funny how this place started breaking as soon as the bluesky ceo said they use ai to code. good shit

happy easter yall

my favorite jelp audio is “ooooo soup”

Today is April Serious Day

despite it all I persevere.

my dream job is one where I draw something nice for a rich old couple to put on their fridge once a month

despite it all I persevere.

Lol this is so embarrassing man touch some grass Quote tweet from your most trapped-in-quicksand homie: friendly reminder that not all of us can touch grass whenever we want! Hope this helps!

the beauty of a crab rangoon 😍

this is what todays all about

Attn All Lovers Of Doggos, Pupperinos & Furbabies—We Are Collecting Your Pets To Send Them To Beautiful Israel Where Theyll Become Champions

how Homer met Marge

the people of bluesky: I would like to have group dms and private accounts please bluesky: nah but what about protocol tho. what about the stock market. were making a dead internet theory social media app, its like looking at ants but psychologically harmful.

i loved doing this one

my dream restaurant is an All Appetizers restaurant, with a plethora of dips for chips! you’re allowed to loiter too

getting yoda so high he starts talking normal

gonna look all these up later

and people say PS5 has no games?

A wizard and his dog

would be a bummer if there’s nothing in the afterlife, bare minimum I’d love to see a scoreboard of all the hotdogs and burgers I ate in my lifetime.

modern movies and tv are shot by eeyore now

🪓 bodyguard 🪓