send me scribbles and some $$ and I'll make you something opening up a few spaces for gestural commissions DM me or send me an email at roastbeefoh(at)gmail.com

6pm coffee

This on a cave wall.

figure, 2025

I should change my name. krumm is the shortened version of a decade-old friend group joke name. It's useful enough, but I'm getting a bit tired of it.

Maybe I should just paint on unprimed plywood.

I often get the notion that I'm too transparent online and then I check my posts and it's a handful of cryptic sentences plus a couple cryptic images per week. Surely this gives my followers a crystal-clear picture of my life and circumstances, which they spend long hours obsessing over.

figure, 2025

The deeply pitted path to Greece. The road to Hellas paved with good indentions.

RIP Georges Bataille, you would have loved the increasing efficiency of solar panels.

prehistoric figure, 2026

It's so fucking funny that we can imagine things we can't imagine.

For the moment when I will inevitably be dragged from the crevice to be devoured, I have taken measures to make my flesh poisonous.

This on a cave wall.

I should be paid for witnessing.

Starting a new sketchbook today.

prehistoric figure, 2026

A game lies somewhere between a puzzle and a toy. As a result, it's less interesting than either.

vaping LCL

I am currently enjoying this image (infrared_dog.jpg) I found on Wikipedia.

The Baltic Sea (among other things) made me evil (among other things).

I require more disjointed knowledge to improve my perverse imagecraft.

There is such an abundance of imagery. I never know how to feel about adding to it.

bent-over figure, 2025

I have a lot of fragments of information about various media franchises lodged in my head. As a kid, I preferred reading about TV shows in magazines to watching them. Once I had internet access, I spent a lot of time reading assorted wikis.

Order is a fool's errand. We aim to encircle and divide ever smaller chaos epicenters.

bent-over figure, 2025

wrench looking for works to be thrown in

diptych

figure dying in front of encased tar organ, 2025

islands

You can pay me to digitally paint something like this for you. Character, portrait, strange dream, faint notion, whatever. $150-$250, depending on complexity. Payment via paypal invoice. Send me a dm or email ([email protected]). Thanks.

A study

Is this anything

recent commission

laughing matter, 2025

Overheard, one child to another: When you sink into the snow like that, I always ask myself how deep you sink.

Previously, I thought your own sorting system should allow you to find what you're looking for when you're looking for it, but that was a flawed premise. I almost never go in there to find anything specific. The way to organize things is to create a library that knows what you need more than you do.

driven witness, 2025

firewood, 2025

I hope my art helps people see better.

Dawn over Marl Pits (1) digital painting

figure dying in front of encased tar organ, 2025

Somewhere they're building me a beautiful vivarium which I will be placed and eventually entombed in.

Hey, hey, I'm looking for work and open for commissions. If interested send me an email to: [email protected] Portfolio: www.matejkollar.com

The fun thing about getting better at depicting impossible things is that you get to be painfully aware of these impossibilities in entirely new ways.

Slipped on the ice and fell on my bony ass.