lrtmade me laugh out my nose in a way thag hurt

I was told by Nickelodeon Execs that my Paw Patrol script about a tornado that flings pies was way too scary for midwesterners and that it presented (and this is an exact quote) "A DIRECT THREAT TO MIDDLE AMERICA."

Reasonable puppy

hound

One of the furry community's originals, Roz Gibson, is in really big trouble. She is in kidney failure, and needs a donor, so please reskeet. www.furaffinity.net/journal/1138...

"Cat-walk". Charles Sheeler. 1947. Image: Christie's.

Notable — Haley Stevens makes no outreach to Mallory McMorrow supporters, while Abdul El-Sayed explicitly welcomes them to his movement:

🚨 The clock isn’t waiting for Odai. Every day without surgery steals a little more of his chance to walk like other children. He urgently needs a metal limb-lengthening device to fix the 3 cm difference in his leg. Even $5 can move him closer to the life he deserves. chuffed.org/project/1656...

tere a lot of ways for your body to messed up

Nurse Hammam has dedicated himself to caring for the injured throughout the war in Gaza. Now, he is trying to protect his homeless & hungry family while caring for his brother who suffers from severe seizures. They are in desperate need of your help, Plz share this appeal chuffed.org/project/1844...

some rainbow loops I doodled yesterday

neutral-to-positive consequence of the sort of horror the kids like on the internet right now isthat the word "entity" sends me into a giggle fit. can entertain myself for hours going "The Entity." in various inflections

Making a home

drawing shit like this is deeply deeply deeply important for health reasons re: not heaping my lid, blowing gasket etc

meditation piece done over last few days

gregory horror show feels like this sometimes

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

close enough welcome back Xbox 360

it’s so funny to imagine a silicon valley striver getting invited to a top-secret “ideas conference” ready to learn the Secrets of the Elites only to get trapped on an understuffed hotel chair for eight hours while a very sweaty billionaire rants about how the Actual Devil lives inside chinese RAM

(2) Assorted interior swatches, credits as above.

If you’re a “patriot” you think a country is your dad #CountriesAreNotDads

Glue Trap

watched enough youtube videos this week to make me search for this one from the archives

if youve never read the metroid manga i highly recommend it for a light trashy fun read. its got a lot of great characterization and some that is just ridiculous but it fully leans into the star wars esque space opera that metroid always has been deep down. ridley says swears too

making me realize that the scale of metroid is really important for this. and a big part of what makes samus so endlessly funny to me. in every world she inhabits shes a bug running around really fast and pissing off large monsters. she is like a wauce

headbodystuff pictures

I recall it not being particularly cold on the morning of September 11, 2001. Just thinking aloud.

A Mermaid

every metroid funny that someoen draws has the power to instantly turn me into a dad chortling at the newspaper. i have had awkward zombie "*ssssip* its funny to me that you think that" saved to every phone ive ever had

"Who let you in even"

youtu.be/RJN2mJ-vgmA mmmmm

figure & dead bug

Oh Great more straight people relationship discourse. I have an idea how about everyone kill themselves right now.

WAS IT WORTH IT. WAS IT EVERYTHING YOU EVER DREAMED OF. AS YOU LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS AND FADE AWAY, DO YOU FEEL CONTENT IN KNOWING EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE WAS FOR THIS MOMENT ALONE. YOU'LL NEVER NEED ANYTHING ELSE. FUCK YOU

Wanted to capture the full exchange

The Prairieland cartoonist/zinester who got 30 years for making a zine. Still short of the goal for funding his fight against this total travesty of justice. A gullible rural jury brainwashed by rightwing media, and the most fascist judge in the country. Donate & push this over the finish line.

look, I ain't ever gonna quit. as long as I can make at least one person feel less alone in this life I'm gonna keep grinding out these comics. landlords can kiss my grits.

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DO NOT SHAVE YOURW NECK AND THEN PUT NECK BRACE ON. WPRST MISTAKE MY LIFE

as ive gotten older i initially thought my best bet would be trying to stop cussing so much but these days it feels more like a public service

it's a good thing i'm building an archive of every disc ever made and will be making them available for free

As the director of a historical video game preservation institution, and someone who has dedicated his entire adult life to this cause, this is accurate. We have attempted to work with the industry's trade organization to find a legal path forward, but they refuse to offer a meaningful alternative.

sorry to post so messy about it but jesus christ man. guess the news has it on my mind. i want that man gone, utterly completely gone from my life and i dont think he has the capacity to respect it. id love to be drawing way more porn but it makes me too miserable knowing hes combing through my shit

the people who want to control access to their kids medical care have no problem pumping us full of psychiatric drugs and experimental homeopathic treatments and making "permanent changes to our bodies" without our input. i wish all children still under the thumb of their parents a very "kill them"

lrt. take the fucking hormones. any and all negative impacts on life will be based in the cowardice and cruelty of others and you will learn who even deserves to be in your presence very quickly. mommy and daddy dont want to lose their little girl/boy? coulda treated you better. take the shot