Or you know, you could NOT have all your eggs in one basket and risk the safety of the world on a chip company run by a man who thinks his fonzi jacket makes him look cool

Enemy NPCs

I need you to understand I have not designed a shitpost character this fast in my life

I think I found the Silent Hill hole

hahahahaha called it

Someone's getting sued

Thread. When you shitpost so hard it transcends into actual character design

lol... What is even your purpose? What the fuck are you doing changing the title of A GAME DEVELOPER'S CONFERENCE to Festival of Gaming. What stunted manchild nepobaby marketing firm convinced you this was a good idea. This is tech startup brain rot. lol

Ascend the chain, defeat the seven vassals of the clown god The grimacing fool The Thief The statesman The Dawn Bird The Hound The lord of the waning moon The Joyous one In 1998's most daring RPG for the Sega Saturn McBaroque

In order to take over the burger chain, you to have to defeat each of the bosses that control one aspect of the burger.

This might become a real pitch with a real title LMAO

This might be the most deranged mini project I've decided to do

Okay, I not only dig the art, but.... What does it say about me that I want all of these as STL files for miniatures?

This is a thread of amazing art inspired by a [fingerkiss] of a shitpost. The True Jester is a nightmare worthy of Ravenloft.

Yes, a piece of information is more likely to be faithfully reproduced the more often it appears in the training data, but it’s not “less certain” in any way about information that appears less often. Training it to say “I don’t know” more frequently doesn’t make it smarter.

I’m glad these headlines are getting written but the paper in question, by OpenAI, still annoys me. It presents the problem as models being unable to deal with “uncertainty”, which I think is a misleading framework for understanding what’s happening even when they work “correctly”.

I walked six km today My butt hurts for some reason

Just another fly fisherman trying to catch a salmon for dinner

I realized I bought the latest FILM FVCKERS zine and havent read it yet

I need you to understand I have not designed a shitpost character this fast in my life

Needless to say the reporter never took the Kennedy up on any of these invitations but it was WEIRD.

THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY'RE LIKE. And this wasn't even one of the really bad ones.

At one point, when I was a young reporter, a colleague of mine gave their home number to a Kennedy bc they needed him to call them back on deadline. The Kennedy then proceeded to call that reporter ALL THE TIME. "Hey whatcha doin. Me? Nothing. Hey, you want to go out on my boat?"

Like, this was right up there with NEVER GO NEAR ANY KIND OF FIREWORKS BECAUSE THAT'S HOW A KID LOSES A HAND

TRY NOT TO BE NEAR ANY BODY OF WATER WITH A KENNEDY DO NOT BABYSIT THEIR KIDS JUST SMILE, THANK TED FOR HIS HARD WORK, AND MOVE ON.

Ok, so: I was raised in Boston and my first beat was in Rhode Island so I KNEW: the rule you learned growing up as a kid, and then as a reporter, was this: NEVER FUCK A KENNEDY. NEVER GET INTO A MOVING CONVEYANCE WITH A KENNEDY. NOT A BOAT. NOT A PLANE. NOT A CAR.

I want to afford a house of my own one day.

hey. gen-x. a lot of us had the same parents as you. a lot of us were raised the same as you. you aren't the only latchkey generation. the primary difference between our generations is that yours got to careers while we had ours taken away by 2008 crisis

This is hilarious. These people have never run a real business. It is 100% a scam operated by skiled, dedicated grifters. www.wsj.com/articles/sto...

Me why do I have this brush labeled Fav 1 Me five minutes later: Oh right

I've told so many people about "Adios." I made my parents play it, hahaha. The interactions felt so genuine and its probably one of my favorite uses of 'the illusion of choice' in a game. And as a grown-ass adult? Im very glad its 1 hour long. I hope things look up for you soon, Big Dog...

good news, i made a bit of money from the fake cruelty squad outrage. these people need to understand they’re like 0.1% of the population

By the way, you can in fact run a media business where people give you money for goods and services. 56k+ people give The Onion ~$100 and we give them a year of newspapers. This business didn’t exist last year in this way. People will pay for good shit. Now’s the time to break glass and go for it.

If you’re rich and not a coward, this is what you’d refer to as a “market opportunity” to dominate a media ecosystem that’s about to be covered in grotesque government slop. To be a pop of color in a sea of beige will be easier than ever. People will flock to it. You gotta be a little brave, though.

There’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for people to build on the rubble of what’s being destroyed before our eyes. Private corporations bending over to forcefeed everyone government-approved speech is evil and amoral, but more than anything this creates boring, inauthentic, unwatchable shit.

Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.

We're coming up on the 10th anniversary of this Tweet. I feel like I should buy it a birthday cake.

Let’s get doc some money They deserve it. Also a copy of silent hill f so they can do an article about it. That’s just me making a wish to the universe.

Shit's bad right now. I'm disabled, dealing with the aftermath of some severe trauma I cannot discuss openly, and just... really need a break. The simplest way to improve my life would be to send me $5,000 so I can pay off some big bills. But my birthday's on the 23rd, so here's my wishlist too: