somene got a call from the new york times

that’s catholic we count that

When the American military was woke, trans, and gay? The Strait of Hormuz was open. Now that the American military is run by "Warrior" Christian Nationalists still stuck in the seventh-grade? The Strait of Hormuz is CLOSED.

the little “well I dunno actually” grimace after “what the fuck are you talking about” is killing me

“I never want to end up in a position where I’m one of the Ningyōzukai manipulating the arms and legs of this puppet that frankly hasn’t been relevant since the early 17th century,” said the Marty Supreme star

The American regime has alienated us from the Pope. Let that sink in.

when mom tells me that we don't wear beanies at the dinner table

You can win anyone over so long as you embrace the Billions Must Smile mindset

If they hate each other so much they can't talk directly just appoint three random people from each country to hammer this out, we'll get it done in 15 minutes

They're flying halfway around the world to have a meeting in separate rooms? Return to office ass policy

Live footage of me explaining to a girl how Blood Meridian is a book about a road trip

You know what? It's exactly what this country deserves.

Next edition of On War is gonna look like this

Greatest. Correction. Ever.

bravo to the brave women of Minneapolis for setting up a makeshift intelligence network complete with burn protocols

The finest genre of movie is “Guy kicks everyone’s ass for 80 of 90 minutes”

this guy seems to go one notch further than Leo did in his Holy Week homilies, pretty much flat-out saying “it is a moral imperative for American Catholics to contact their legislators and demand an end to the war” feels like they want us to know they were not intimidated by the Avignon thing 😂

I wanna point out something serious. The admin has been complaining about Iran winning the information war. This same administration shut down Voice of America, and other information operations the US govt does. It’s a self goal. Actions have consequences

Oh. Holy hell please let this be the reason Melania ran to the press: the guy who imported her, Einstein visa and all, used ICE to deport the mother of his child. Zampolli was in Hungary w/JD. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/20/u...

I think one of the reason why Zohran hired her is so she can easily move back into the role in a subsequent Democratic administration.

Funny, BUT, just to be clear, Dr. Bronner's is very loudly and proudly anti-Trump. I don't want anyone to get confused. ;) www.msn.com/en-us/societ...

Reuters: US JUDGE ORDERS PENTAGON TO COMPLY WITH RULING RESTORING PRESS ACCESS - COURT DECISION

Passenger Gives Birth Mid-Flight https://theonion.com/passenger-gives-birth-mid-flight/

BREAKING NEWS: a federal judge just ordered the Trump administration to turn over all their evidence on Renee Good’s murder.

One of the wackiest things going right now is reporters getting exclusive Trump interviews - huge scoops, you've got to run with them! - that age like avocados in the microwave

just following onto this — trump picked up the phone from an *msnbc* reporter *in the middle of a war meeting* but sent jd to voicemail twice 😂

A huge bugbear I have with a lot of modern stuff is that everyone looks like they live in a fucking IKEA catalog.

The Beekeeper is amazing because it has Median American Voter Politics but on speed. The main villain is Hunter Biden except he's also Donald Trump Jr. if his mother was Hillary Clinton. Statham looks directly at the camera and says "stealing from the elderly is worse than stealing from a child"

My favorite thing about Jason Statham is he’s extremely self aware as a person that his films are just mindless action thrillers that he’s the same guy in. I’ve seen him in interviews clarify that he’s “not really an actor he’s just in things that are fun for fun”, basically.

I have an extremely dumb theory that she saw this and thought this would make her more likable because she's in a bubble

Donald Trump is using foreign steel to build his gold-encrusted ballroom. It's a slap in the face to every American steelworker. "America First" was always just a slogan to Trump.

This is 14 Bone Temples worth of severance. We could be watching "28 Years Later 10: Even More Bones" with this kind of money

Arby’s Reclassifies Their Food As Entertainment https://theonion.com/arbys-reclassifies-their-food-as-entertainment/

posting pictures of myself with particularly expensive sheep (that i have hired for the day before I return to my cottage I share with four other influencers)

月の裏側これだったらどうしよう…

There's this influential first person game from the mid-2000s that's a short but very tight experience, isn't gun focused, has unique gameplay mechanics, is all about platforming, only received one massively expanded sequel, and has an ending theme song called "Still Alive." No wait, there's two.

Big fan of this chart which speculates that Jurassic Park is going to have more attendance than all sports and zoos in the first year of operation.

One day I would love to direct something that looks like this.

Was rewatching The Naked Gun and this still one of my favorite gags.

Run for local office no matter how small.

Jen was explaining some YouTube Drama to me like I was supposed to know who these people were and I had to read this to her to explain what it sounded like from my perspective

Working on a sizzle for my WIP.

We’re watching Collateral we get to the scene where Vincent starts talking about jazz and lists off some jazz musicians. Jen immediately adds “Roy Donk, Tiny Boops Squiggs Shorterly”