Oh man. I have such bad news for this guy when he finds out what war is.

A tiny bald kid being my hypeman would fix me

Never pull this shit on a spy. Just don't.

what's really funny is that the extremely specific example he gives here is something you could only possibly learn from a broad-based education in history and the humanities

The subtext of every anti-military intellectual take online is "I white-knuckled the academic portion of the Captain's Career Course and I'm making it everyone else's problem," and if you are unfamiliar with Army nonsense I cannot stress enough how much of an intergalactic self-own that is.

"Tthousands of federal immigration officers sent to Minnesota in the wake of the controversial fraud investigation by MAGAt Nick Shirley" He should be charged with murder 😡 Trump adviser admits citizen revolt spurred admin to change course from 'quagmire': report www.rawstory.com/ice-26752709...

So you're saying ICE is incompatible with the rule of law as practiced in this nation from the founding? Think I see a pretty easy solution here, champ.

my favorite Robert Duvall role is where he appears as a priest on a swing for 2 seconds for no apparent reason in Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

Trump Approval Among Swing Voters: Disapprove: 67% Approve: 31% Quantus / Feb 13, 2026 (Republican Pollster)

I really don’t get the faux concern around undocumented people voting. I was a (documented) immigrant to the USA. At no point did I ever say “maybe I should put all of this at risk and vote illegally”. Why would anyone think anyone would do that?

from the perspective of someone who might want to be president, the best time to run for the white house is now, not later. so if AOC is thinking about it — if the white house is her ambition — then her best bet is to throw her hat in the ring

Me as a child: it must be very hard to become a CEO and be very hard work once you get the job Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me

Left so many phone messages with @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social’s office last month saying “we don’t want ICE reformed, we want the racist terror squad eliminated altogether”, and today got a form email saying she hears me loud and clear, she’ll fight to “secure reasonable reforms” Fucking… sigh

"In other words, there hasn’t been an organic shift in public opinion on trans people but rather a massive astroturfing campaign against us." www.bostonreview.net/forum/how-no...

When I say I want college football schedules to go back to what they used to be, I'm referring to 1895 Notre Dame

I will never not share my favorite public health poster.

I truly neither desired not welcome this information. I don’t care about dinosaurs and never have. Not even as a child. They FAILED. A big asteroid hits and they turn into pigeons? Why should I want to know about their throwup

Appreciate Fallout for being lit and graded like a film.

you will own nothing and be happy

I can theoretically understand how a person might develop feelings for a chatbot I guess, but I've seen the logs, and all those things talk like a sentient Tumblr account got a job as an HR manager

What I really fucking love about Hot Fuzz is that it is a rare piece of artwork that unapologetically defends liberal modernity. A representative of the impartial, uniform rule of law & depersonalized state beings justice to a lawless, backward community run by a wretched clique of local grandees.

re:your "Ace Ventura goes to Epstein Island" script—we like the concept. We th ink its very good. But it borrows too many jokes from AV1 & 2

Boom.

This pic has huge 90's video game ad vibes

thank you… pam bondi? for insulting culver city so I could, indirectly, discover a phenomenal mexican restaurant I wasn’t previously aware of? these margaritas and tacos are great

the winter olympics are magical

A lot of 1990s photos of Oasis look like this to me.

you can spend your whole life as photographer and never get something as good as this

If this is the album cover you're gonna die in the mosh pit.

This is fucking sick

for years, I firmly believed that what made the U.S. "good" was that even when we did bad, we didn't hide it. we admitted to it, examined our failures, atoned for them, even if it took centuries. seeing this is one of those things that makes me hate the modern GOP from the very bottom of my heart.

CGO (combined gerrymandering offensive)

I'll take Frederick Douglass over Elon Musk

my opinion about whether democrats should aggressively gerrymander every possible house seat is the same as my opinion about taking a knife away from a guy who has spent the last thirty years stabbing people to death with it

God bless the Dutch for this

maybe not the main point but it is wild to be lectured on “culture” by the human avatar of Ready Player One he has no culture, no interest in anything besides mindlessly saying the names of things he knows are supposed to be cool as some sort of shibboleth

if you want to actually like any of the protagonists Wuthering Heights is not the book for you if you are just here for Mess it is an incredible time

I, a child of rednecks and descendant of millworkers, have more in common with these men than anyone who calls them my enemy.

“You’re gonna die for a ‘multicultural economic zone?’” “Someone is.”

No bastard ever won a war by dying for his multicultural economic zone. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his autarkic ethnostate.

This implies that he normally looks like a big ol pile of dog shit

we got ourselves a woke Daytona 500 winner. woke 2 is here

My goth neighbor keeps on doing the same thing with a skeleton in a chair and it’s delightful.

a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.