i fucking hate christopher nolan fans "oh you have to see it in imax" fuck off i don't go around saying you have to experience nabokov in large print

britain moment 🇬🇧

i’m like if a girl had been up since 3am and had another twelve hours to go before she can legally nap

absolutely convinced that a solid 95% of the unpleasantness of a hangover is caused by sleep deprivation because this feels *identical*

they should invent a phone that can stay above 50% battery for more than an hour without becoming too hot to touch

NEW EPISODE — This week we’re joined by our dear friend @bosh.worstpossible.world from @worstpossible.world and @illconceivedpodcast.com to talk about our beloved scruffy-haired Short King, Columbo! Available now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/159970...

urgently need a Phantom Thread style biopic about edith head rizzing up every hollywood leading lady

the people WILL hear Mia Mulder's opinions on columbo, that's a BGSC guarantee

straight girlies, highly recommend get into vintage cameras if you want a conveyor belt of dilfs stopping you in the street to talk to you. unrelatedly, if anyone knows the equivalent hobby but for mums, let me know

thinking about that throwaway scene in asteroid city where maya hawke and rupert friend clumsily dance together and share the single most romantic gasp ever captured on film

thinking about that throwaway scene in asteroid city where maya hawke and rupert friend clumsily dance together and share the single most romantic gasp ever captured on film

frankly illegal to serve this hard

me when i’m wearing the sweater that’s scared of everything

24. BE GAY SOLVE CRIMES is a podcast about pop culture copaganda. i went on for a discussion of lieutenant detective columbo and how he appeals to all the best parts of being trans masc

I’m watching this episode of Columbo thinking, I dunno, this is pretty queer, then Edith Head walks in with the world’s biggest bisexual flag

me when i’m wearing the sweater that’s scared of everything

reading a book on wildlife photography and i’m gonna be honest, a lot of this advice seems a little impotent compared to the unspoken Step 1) Own a £12,000 lens, followed by Step 2) Secure Funding For An Eight Week Expedition To Antarctica

FIRE UP THE QUATTRO

i really wanna get into large format photography but also i wanna be able to afford to eat, so it's kind of a stalemate i guess

if you are "using AI for writing," you are not writing. i do not know how to make this any simpler

just helped the oldest blindest woman to ever walk into a library sort a bajillion unnumbered sheets of paper into 7 sets of 12 while also deducing what order they belonged in from their various half-begun/finished sentences. pretty sure i’m karmically locked and loaded to commit SO MANY crimes now

you know you dragged your feet too long about switching internet providers when your old one doesn't even TRY to convince you to stay

this sort of thing should be illegal on penalty of death

they should invent a kind of Socially Firing On All Cylinders that isn’t followed by two days of crushing emptiness

there’s always a point when shooting a gig where i’m like “okay thats enough in focus ones, time to get ✨blurry✨” and i physically feel my lens start to overheat

There's a statue of Eve in a greenhouse near me. I notice people take photos of her a lot.

Anyway I decided to make a whole art project about it. Funnily enough, every time I upload it here, it gets flagged for sexual content. glass.photo/absobloodylu...

imagining the zapruder film but if lee harvey oswald had used a baseball bat

There's a statue of Eve in a greenhouse near me. I notice people take photos of her a lot.

i frankly own too many cameras to take this few thirst traps

the G in LGBT stands for Gwen

haha just dropped it off at the lab, i miscalculated, *£1.05 ;-;

three times in three days in a row i’ve had to pour away all the water in my bottle to put out a bin ashtray fire, smokers i am begging you to lock in

connecting to the wifi on the subway so i can listen to spotify and suddenly my phone pops up with “Join David’s Jam?”?? hell yeah brother, pass me the aux

this is what dysphoria tells me i look like

Muppets Twin Peaks: Fire Wocka Wocka with Me

walk up to my favourite restaurant only to gasp in horror to see that it has shut down :((( walk further down the street and gasp in delight to see that it has moved 30ft down the lane to roomier premises :)))

I love this podcast so much, I love to talk about this wonderful movie even though it was clearly inspired by Fallout 4

this is what dysphoria tells me i look like

my lil half-frame olympus on the other hand is equally dangerous because i load it up with kentmere and get a whole 72 frames of being like wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 12p 12p ahhh go on what’s another 12p, like i’m not even *focusing*

my lil half-frame olympus on the other hand is equally dangerous because i load it up with kentmere and get a whole 72 frames of being like wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 12p 12p ahhh go on what’s another 12p, like i’m not even *focusing*

I CAN HEAR HIM AGAIN

christ if i thought transporting it was scary, shooting it is TERRIFYING, every time i line up a shot my brain is like £1 a photo £1 a photo £1 a photo, i’m gonna be sick

Stockholm syndrome is copaganda, which means the prisoner falling in love with me after I chain it to a radiator happens because I am objectively beautiful and sweet and wonderful

and now for the weather forecast, sorry folks, a cleansing rain is never coming, that's right, from here on out it's back-to-back dirty slutty rain

and now for the weather forecast, sorry folks, a cleansing rain is never coming, that's right, from here on out it's back-to-back dirty slutty rain

finally some good fucking sunlight pt.2

finally some good fucking sunlight pt.2