australia, explain yourselves

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead! DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

going to a 2026 movie producer to get my movie greenlit and having to talk them down off the ledge first

look Mirrors is a bad movie but haunted detective keifer sutherland circling the words Mirrors Are Guilty in a newspaper montage while muttering “mirrors are guilty” under his breath is the kinda screenwriting you simply cant get away with on this side of the 2008 financial crash

me for like the entire final quarter hour of this

really really love this photo the lovely @postoctobrist.bsky.social took of me on my birthday photowalk while on the hunt for some good Up

I couldn't possibly listen to this bonus episode by myself... Can you? 🤔

i just read a mystery series that had absolutely lush and gorgeous prose that made me write down & highlight gorgeous sentences but the plots were terrible & made no sense. then i read a series with tight plotting and structure but prose that was just kinda ... existent. conclusion: im a prose slut

me for like the entire final quarter hour of this

fukuyama seeing orbán concede and immediately booting up “History (FINAL FINAL FINAL VERSION THIS ONE FINAL DRAFT FOR REAL THIS TIME FINAL).doc”

What I like best about the Artemis II photos is that it was taken by actual humans. An actual person had to frame it and manually adjust settings. It's their own artistic rendition of what they thought looked best at the time, something no probe, rover or unmanned spacecraft can take. it's art

HUNGERWINTER coming out imminently

NEW EPISODE - This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we interrogate Inspector Maigret over the sheer amount of yearning on display in Maigret (2022), an unfortunately good film starring the most Hauled In For Questioning actor we've ever encountered. www.patreon.com/posts/episod...

this is how to dress for the female gaze, you must be cosymaxxing at all times, undressing you should be like a matryoshka doll made of cardigans

Editor: You get those photos of recently disgraced journalist mikael blomkvist? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what

my girls treated me to *home-made* Postre Chajá for my birthday and filmed it on a tiny camcorder from 2006 just to confuse future historians

these days he’d be juul maigret because he’d be fucking vaping

straight up “dirking it”. and by “it”, haha. well. let’s justr say. My gently

dirking gents or gently dirking?

do not dirk gently into that good night

gotta get at least 50% more french with it, i just think i could make the beret work, yk?

Watching this film on your phone with the ortolan hood on

The hatman

c’est un sacré grand bol, michael

HONOURED to say my work campaigning for NHS reform has gotten me nominated for Amnesty’s People’s Human Rights Champion 🏳️‍⚧️ I’m genuinely just honoured to be featured alongside these names but if you’d like to vote for me you can here www.amnesty.org.uk/forms/people...

what a lovely birthday away from my phone, now to wind down for the day by opening the news

april fools 😘 www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-...

how it feels to chew 5 gum

the moon in the fucking sky???

It's essential that any Code of Practice explains to organisations like Girlguiding that they are fully legally entitled to remain trans-inclusive, and that the Government steps in to ensure that they will not be bullied and harassed into adopting positions contrary to their values.

the two types of snow you see in april, taken an hour apart

one of the things i’m learning about myself in juggling family commitments with my library job and editing BGSC is that i can get *so much* editing done on 2 hour long bus journeys

BENOIT BLANC, GENUINELY INQUISITIVE: whose pussy is this?

sgt pepper's lonely hearts club band looks a little different than i remember it

do you like the hit automotive transgenderism podcast TRAN GIRLISMO? do you want to slap that shit on your AUTOMOBILE? do you want to emblazon our logo across YOUR TITS? we have shirts and stickers now so you can do JUST THAT

I think the reason AI propagandists are so flustered by the fact that no real writer wants to use their idiotic tools is that they themselves don't enjoy writing. They see it as a boring arduous chore to be avoided, while real writers actually enjoy writing and actually care about the quality of it.

been trying to get more painterly about it recently

oh also Sleuth (2007) where Michael Caine and Jude Law take turns force-femming each other

upcoming episodes mentioned in this episode alone: Les Misérables, Manchukuo 1987, LA Confidential, Chinatown, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Wolf Among Us, and Sam Vimes from the Discworld novels let us know if we missed any

moving the left stick to wiggle the podcast back and forth in my hands until the camera zooms in on the new episode

optimistic, cole

unfortunately there will be no episode today on account of Cole Phelps from LA Noire being unambiguously cisgender

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

effortlessly rizzing up the butches by being just unfathomably old

yes, even booker dewitt i fear

strictly speaking this is the gun for when you want to shoot all four members of gorillaz

Listen to the new episode or I'm gonna announce something at your house at 6pm

She/they Frodo kinda hits.

Writers of 2000s Miss Marple: