just finished editing the Who Framed Roger Rabbit episode and folks, believe me, this one is a banger

bunch of kids mucking about outside my workplace today, and i casually defend their right to muck about to a disapproving coworker being like “ah they’re harmless really, just bored and with nothing to do” and they return the favour by *immediately* sexually harassing me

stuck at traffic lights next to a truck full of guys *bellowing* along to a recording of The Hokey Cokey, i’m sorry to report that dudes rock

of the dodgy odyssey takes, 'odysseus is meant to be a stoic badass unaffected by war' probably winds me up the most. in the text the king of the phaeacians correctly guesses odysseus is a veteran of the trojan war because he keeps bursting into tears whenever anyone mentions it

listen to be gay solve crimes 🔫🔫🔫

unfortunately for me a key foundational pillar of my gender is marion cotillard from inception at maximum femme fatale in a satin nightgown looking like she’d stab me with a kitchen knife

I would love if you would subscribe to my podcast mwah mwah mwah

listen to be gay solve crimes 🔫🔫🔫

on the supposed conservatism of nolan’s last two films, i think people underestimate how much your average conservative thinks the bombing of hiroshima was not even regrettable but actively good

doing the plot of the movie Inception on hard mode by getting everyone involved to boof some prog

it's lucy (from pride!) 📸 courtesy of CJ Louray, who is very talented and friendly and whose work you should definitely check out (www.point726studios.ca/Galleries/Ev...)

our proposed minister for AI

thrilled to announce I’ve been cast as the lead in DYSPOSABLE, next year’s post-apocalyptic vape thriller. “in a society where how much juice you have left dictates your social status, a ban on single-use carts threatens young rebel Poppy Lung’s very way of life.” it’s prescient

it's because of the shoes 🙂‍↕️

PODCAST

also crazy to name a movie Michael Clayton, like we know who that is

every george clooney role can be categorised into either fantastic mr fox or michael clayton hail caesar? that’s foxy. up in the air? you better believe that’s a clayton

happy pride, you beautiful angels

i am no longer late for pride 🫡

me right now (i’m late for pride)

need nolan to make a tireseias spin-off where my girl’s dolled the fuck up 💅💅

the odyssey would have been perfect if christopher nolan had only been brave enough to cast michael caine as the cyclops

whats all this odysseus? this is all odysse-you, pal

i can’t believe christopher nolan brought woke back

seated for the movie event of the year

just saved my gf from choking to death so if anyone needs my heart rate it'll be somewhere in the low 200s for a while

you can tell summer’s here because i’ve started dressing like a picnic blanket

torn between my desire to have my parents be in my life and my emotional need for them to never ever ever ever ever ask What I’m Up To

was chatting to my gf about my idea for some nudes i wanna take and she was like “what you have described there is a tasteful fine art photoshoot. if i asked someone for nudes and received that instead i would feel emotionally moved but sexually shortchanged”

just had a demonic vision probably due to the amulet i found which as we have already discussed i will not take off for any reason

they should invent a waking up at 4am where you can easily get back to sleep again after

It's obviously infuriating when this happens but I take a little issue with the "literacy crisis" framing of this topic because I kind of believe at most points in history, people were a bunch of dipshits who wouldn't change their mind. We're just exposed to more of them now.

gonna start talking like this to my boss

more like nancy cold brew

she’s literally the blueprint

mightn’t be the same squirrel but if i pretend it is i get to feel like a disney princess being greeted by adorable woodland creatures and that’s more important to me than being able to tell squirrels apart

Only God Forgives (2013)

psa for the nervous, if you recognise me in public feel free to say hi :) you can recognise me by the fact that i pretty much always have a camera around my neck when i’m out and about

if you’re in glasgow this weekend, you should check out the Solidarity Pride hub event, which i’m assured is NOT sponsored by genocidal corporations 🫡 loads of grassroots queer orgs and workshops and food and things. a fun day out for the whole parish

[louder] THERE IS T4T EVERYWHERE FOR TH—

England v Argentina could finally break the terf-nazi alliance

okay okay so maybe a kinsey 5.8, give me a break

a little evening photowalk

the thing about holmes and moriarty fighting at the richenbach falls is that it’s textbook doomed yaoi, that shits more romantic than some ballets to me

the discovery of immortality pills made my family millions, so unfortunately I stand to inherit nothing

okay so listen, first of all, the thing about discourse markers is that i love them, frankly, and anyone who just dismisses them as like filler words or placeholders or otherwise can, idk, take a ticket, get in line, and kiss my ass or whatever i guess

every year i try to keep myself limber by doing this little flash fiction competition, and *every* year they assign me Comedy in round 2. i'm beginning to think they have an algorithm to pick the genre most likely to boot my pretentious tragedy-loving ass out of the running

Dont speak ill of the dead Bitch the dead spoke ill of me!

looking through a book of famous photographers’ contact sheets in the library and omg it’s so humanising to see their actual banger to biff ratio

it’s getting late, shouldn’t it be home by now?