hello i am an itch io spam bot im posting a pretend link to an updated version of this game in the comments section from a burner account exactly the way the real dev would

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the problem with blockading straits is eventually you run out of other people's straits

I want to see what icelands like, want to see the northern lights

*lifts up a rock* oh look, transmisogyny

Ida Guggenhofer is a character me and mia invented to have a bad time

if oil prices mean I can't afford to see Bibiza in July I'll flip da fuck out

hi

another germancel destroyed utterly by the superior dialect

It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today

Have you checked out our fun new VN yet? No? (I start crying and you feel really guilty)

Favourite thing about writing Waterhead is when I write something in English then get to say "Mia could you Mundart this bit for me please?"

Kino ist leiwad, Rosa.

servusssss

had a job as a pirate ship ride operator. what can this tell us about game design, torture and alienation. anything at all? glitchout.blog/2026/04/16/r...

My vibe coded WiFi enabled smart vibrator has become wicked and treacherous

OK but you've got to admit the us government and the pope getting into a fight with eachother is really funny

Not sure why everyone is complaining, the site is working fine for Bluesky Premium subscribers

we are so back

Worlds fastest german learner award 2026

She was forced to eat towels for a month.

Glad to say Ida Guggenhofer briefly considers shooting herself in the head in front of Rosa less than 200 lines into Waterhead. All is right in the world.

>ask the game dev if their game is actually cosy or just has resource gathering

dolfus texting hitler "are you mad at me : (" after reading in the newspaper he'd been assassinated

WHAT IF? YOU WANTED TO GET INTO HEAVEN. BUT GOD SAID

Oida Guggenhofer

Lace up your boots Ida, there's another hungry day ahead... [ #art #HUNGERWINTER ]

Meet The Pup 🐶 He loves reading marxist theory and poetry (now that The Badger has introduced him to it.) He's not got his rig license yet, but the exam is coming up soon and I'm sure he'll pass it this time... store.steampowered.com/app/3897300/...

another day another opportunity to put this banger on youtu.be/S6GAun9ei-g?...

take a look at my awesome vibecoded site

I couldn't tell you a concrete memory from the ages of 12-19 but I could draw you a floorplan of Doug Walker's house based on clips from Demoreel

my dog WILL NOT eat the sandwich off the table👼 my dog steals any poison it wants😈

After playing Hungerwinter I was immediately sobered up to how much I wouldn't get along with ghost if I'm not seeing the world through her eyes. I love her but she can stay over there with her intense French woman. I need to read the morning newspaper.

Ida's feelings regarding Boris are always really funny to me like yeah I know people like this too don't worry girl

coming soon

Realising this is like maybe half my characters max and going wow that's a lot of characters

wahoo wahoo

Ladyverse characters ranked by how well they'd perform in a fight

Obsessed with this 1996 Dutch ad for THUNDERDOME XIII: THE JOKES ON YOU, a two disc CD album of hardcore rave music with a commercial I could unironically see being like, used in a lol so randumb moment in Deltarune or something. This is fine art.

old school runescape releasing a really cool league at the exact same time I'm feeling super productive is a psyop to silence me

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND done.

(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now

nancy, you don't have time for this shit you gotta stop the crimean war