Learning to suck and fuck on #skillshare

Didn't realise it was that easy to capture and extract a foreign head of state. If only there was a warrant out on one of them that had committed war crimes in the last few years but idk

@chuuurls.bsky.social I'm sorry but watching your strange jigsaws vod has me screaming at my screen like im walter white trapped in the car

this post shall be the witty jab that finally takes down the american empire

1. try not to post things that will get you arrested 2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves

I'm sure the British government will be expressing "concern" any moment now

Schmidt pain index Level 1: Southern fire ant sting Level 4: Synoeca septentrionalis sting Level million billion: bestie lives in different country

The soviet collapse robbed us... we could have had soviet channel awesome... imagine it... soviet nostalgia critic... communist demo reel... communal to boldy flee... soviet pop quiz hotshot... James rolf (Marxist lenenist)

THEy'RE HERE THE CHINESE YEAR OF THE HORSE SETS ARE COMING!! look at this cute little guy

Rewatched gravity - banger

In 2026 I am no longer asking nicely. If they do not bring back malted force flake cereal I will detonate warheads above every major urban center.

POV you are being executed by the mafia:

THE CITY STARVED LAST WINTER. DON'T LET IT STARVE AGAIN. Waterhead is the next game set in The Lovely Ladyverse. Can Ida Guggenhofer convince the Hornek family farm to aid Red Vina before winter bites - or will she return home empty handed? Check it out -> lovelyladyverse.com/waterhead/

strange jigsaws was GOOD! wow! wat a banger!

"Visual Novels" has swag, "Interactive Fiction" has class.

Hittite Mr beast: would you live for forty and forty days in the lands beyond the black sea my son. Would you do it for 1 chariot 2 jugs of wine 4 aegean vases 10 gold ingots 100 copper ingots 3 statuettes 1000 containers of grain my son? Let my son show he can live in those lands with longevity.

It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today

my gay vampire dads have become french again

can tell the games industry is doing rlly well right now based on how ive had 2 seperate dreams in a week where joining the army seemed like a wise career move

honestly think the zone would fix me

I will fix my womans mental health by posting

lmao jfc

Hittite slender man: My brother, I tell you my tablets are scattered. My tablets are scattered across the land, my brother. Locate my tablets my brother. This I say! This I say!

Dreamt I was going to join the Ukrainian army because I was bored?

Say what you want about George Bush, at least he had 'bush' in his name. Which is pretty funny.

I keep saying "Darling, don't bother, my time is over...my dick was blown off in War..." in a noir detective voice to try and convince my friends I am awful at sex and am incapable of love

year of the horse

Sounds awful. I'm excited!

Little thought I had: people who doesn't know about the in the past are, maybe they it will happen a second time? Thoughts? Thinks ? 👇lmk bellow

starting 2026 as i mean to go on: with mood swings

Girls with circle swirly glasses are the big thing for 2026

Rewatched last crusade for nye what a banger

Make me your lemon pig 🥴

あけましておめでとうございます 今年もよろしくお願いします 皆様にとって良い年になりますように がんぼるぞい translation: Happy new year I hope this year will be a good year for everyone

Say what you want about president xi but Mr starmer has never said this to me

Me when I have to watch Xi Jinping's 2026 address because I'm bored

Biggest mistake of my life was becoming a broke game dev (not even a real career) instead of a broke historian (real career)

<Breaking Bad> Epic and awesome 100% illegal heisenburg meth cooking 8 Hours

my 2025 career highlights: continued to fail out of game development, rotted, did not get given 100k to make a game about mice

Been dwelling on the idea of writing a mini ruleset for a ladyverse solo pen and pencil rpg thing for a while... perhaps 2026 will finally be the year I does it???

I know seniors who are inspired, who are inspiring