At the post office : hi I have a package to send (omg this is it. They're going to kill me for being ugly. God fuck this is it Im going to die for being ugly right now Postal worker: sure thing ma'am (oh boy I love licking envelopes)

Jesus on the cross: Father forgive them, they know not what they do Groot, who is the cross: I am Groot

If you look at a Perry the platypus post on the Tumblr for you feed for too long the rest of your feed will be Perry fucking, sucking, on the couch, over the table, etc.

Captain S was there too and history continues to erase him. Chilling.

Catch :) and release :(

Really specific pull but these all look like TNG bridge crew extras who get killed by exploding consoles or turned into skeletons by a monster

I'm going to a beach I'm nervous. Would you kill her with a horse's beautiful temper?

Deltarune ch 6 spoilers

Check back in 12 months

The sniper can get it. Scout can get it. Spy can get it. The rest can get out.

OpenRP I'm chell you're GladOS you just released a bunch of hornets into the testing chamber

Giving the Covenant back their truke

The mouse trap has the cheese what are you gonna do

Sleeping here often. Girl is going through it

Cmon

On a scale of 1-10 how kidnappable am I

When you transition you discover there's a tonne of physical aspects to women you thought were intrinsic and unachievable that they actually spend 100s of hours and dollars on to create

My ideal sexual fantasy is I'm just a bartender. I make drinks for better people who are having sex later. Me? I clock off at 2 AM and I'm opening tomorrow.

People aren't drawing me as a captive enough

Got my brows waxed we're so back

Genuinely my thought process when I get a compliment

Bug type trainers being the only type with nets; are they physically capturing bug Pokémon? Why do the bug Pokémon let this happen?

Need a man to hit on me but they're all cowards

Going out in a t-shirt and jeans and calling it Melmoding

Truth nuke

Chapter 6 Castle Town scene

At a certain point with my beautiful curls and my hairless chin and painted nails and nervous gait it's not really boymoding it's just eunech moding

*devil may cry gun noises*

I wuv u

General Election NOW

0-1 for half and hour and then this in the final minutes is the exact kind of accelerationism I'm eager to see destroy this begotten island

Football is heading to the shop to get some cigarettes

I desperately want to kiss a trans woman (loser behaviour to admit this)

Lmao that was so bad

Live Now!

Happening later today!

Need to know Brad's reasons

Do I pass? No. It's Reddit who's wrong

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Edward James Exactly

Lmao I take it all back this subreddit rules

First time off all year...

Some of y'all

I've never seen a second of this game but every transexual I know says it's the best game of all time. Join me on Wednesday at 19:00 GMT and let's get some brouzouf(?) www.twitch.tv/colliecariad

love this silly dog 🐶 #lowpoly