Metroid is a girl and I think that's pretty cool

thinking about hammer of justice again

so UK press update; our courts need fundamental change because they keep giving disproportional rulings based on sentencing guidance, but shut up crossies the LAW is the LAW and you need to get in line.

The most important things in the world are having friends and being nice and that's that

Slide month. Wweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Slide month. Wweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Having intercourse with a man

Tain Hu: it's pride month baru you know what that means :) Baru: huh. What? Do you want us to do like, tribadist war? Tain Hu: :3

Invited for my routine cervical smear happy pride month

What if your baby cow found her moo but it was 哞. Would you have a fucking problem with that???

When a baby cow finds her moo I think that that that its beautiful

It's talk like hesse deni month. Yas mama. Perdioddtttt.

Transphobia is such a cute name for a girl

Happy pride month Crossie, take your rainbow lanyard and get back to fucking work.

I unplug your chip and put you into the back of my helmet like master chief

I dont have a superiority complex. It's actually quite simple. I'm better than you.

I looked so cute yesterday I hope the lads who wouldn't shut the fuck up during Backrooms noticed my medium naturals

If we're mutuals like this post and I'll tell your which UE5 Blueprint node you are

Bluesky moderation once again being selective

Backrooms was good but I fear Hollywood will take the wrong message from it and try to make an SCP movie instead of the true cause of it's success, "let little boys direct movies"

I looked so cute yesterday I hope the lads who wouldn't shut the fuck up during Backrooms noticed my medium naturals

I don't care about adult content but i should be able to block Littles. These little twerps are so annoying to me, a big kid.

How you all treat me when I say I like boys on main

I gotta learn to be more confident in public I'm too busty to slouch

Aang

Need a trans woman in her 30s to teach me how to use a slow cooker

"who's a good girl" Ad Hominem "Don't you want to behave for mommy?" Appeal to Authority "Mommy loves you to the moon and back" Arguement Ad Infinitum

In advance of pride, make your own hyper specific custom pride flag today! modernmodron.itch.io/an-infinite-...

Progress pics are so funny. Wtf is that thing. I don't think they should be allowed to do that in public is all.

Do u fuck w/ sapphic white boys

Do you think I'm brunette enough for her

Steampunk girl who says shit like "steam and sprockets..." When she's flustered

Progress pics are so funny. Wtf is that thing. I don't think they should be allowed to do that in public is all.

Genuinely a lot of game design as a job is just saying "what if the game was good" and linearly fighting every obstacle in the way of making that a reality

Trumps gonna go into the ring to do a speech and they'll suddenly start playing Stan Chera's music

It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today

I'm gonna become a gyrou but for English slags

10th doctor: the silent dream came for all the children. The ones who woke up never again shed tears Rose: av' they got chips on the moon?

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It's not 🐝 yourself Friday until the good doctor posts. Until then it's just...another day...

There are two kinds of blue elephant in star wars and they nothing to do with one another and I think that's beautiful

No one would ever k-kiss me

I havnt been to a restaurant in a while do they still do sides

They're letting me be the ring girl at the whitehouse UFC event and it'll either heal the nation or trigger the third impact

Knight girl princess girl maid girl. What about brigand girl. I'm waylaying your carriage on the road. I'm poaching in your forests. I'm a scoundrel but you can't help adore my rougish charm.

Star Trek TNG Season 9 Episode 5 Data and Geordi tried to do a HDG on the holodeck and now the Enterprise is getting domesticated. Warf loses a contact lens on the bridge and no one can move until he finds it.