The ugly worm. Do it. Stomp on her until she's pink slime. Do it

I also had an all female transition team these girls don't fuck around

One must imagine Sartha happy

The next man who gawks at me while I'm waiting for the bus is getting forcefemmed

Guy fucks day? Um no thank you I'm wlw

We all need to get behind the British Zorhan Mamdani... A plucky little underdog named Wes Streeting...

I don't wanna have sex? Are you stupid? I want a woman to make me follow her around a firefight and pick up every single one of her scalding hot shell casings with my bare hands and if I miss a single one she breaks another one of my fingers. Don't be a pervert.

The portrait of Robert Moses in the Smithsonian rn

I've been reading a lot about tsar Nicholas II and it's my verdict so far he's the people's princess

Been watching peaky blinders while I cook and the show is this over and over for 5 seasons

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I might be a vampire all the time it rules

Till death do us part 🖤

Till death do us part 🖤

Ugh time to be a beautiful woman today (sigh)...yet again

I just remembered theyre making a mario galaxy movie instead of a mario sunshine movie and I'm so mad I can't sleep

Goth baddie with a ladder all the way up her tights call that snake eater

I'm not wearing a costume today but I did take advantage of the social convention to dress like a whore

Excited to announce I'm the new Duke of York.

They put master chief on playstation maybe he can be friends with rachet and clank YAY

The Falkner letter is so funny. Yes you must obey our guidance. No you can't see it. Yes we consulted many... Businesses...

okay hi i guess i'm posting here now ✌️

How it feels to be a tgirl with a big dick

Mr mandamni has never had a mega Chinese in his life. I am a boshman like my father before me, and so many proud Italians in this city. Bosh.

Girl who's normal

I'm back from being depressed

All of my joints hurt so I'm assuming estrogen has decided 5"7 wasn't enough and only 5"6 will do

Mr president she's getting away with it. Mr president you have to help America

Keir Lmao bet

10th Doctor: This is the last time dragon. They used to nest in the moments between seconds, they loved all children. Now this...is the last one...like me... Rose: gor blimey. Wouldn't see this on Emmerdale!

Rapidly doing monkey sign language: Give Ellie me give eat Ellie me eat Ellie give me eat Ellie give me you

God I wish LLRPG was 20% off

I'm way hotter now dw

Post u from a different era

Lovely Lady rpg is 20% off in the steam sale. If you want a story about wandering around not doing much of consequence and having a gay old time check it the fruck out here 👉 store.steampowered.com/app/3567040/...

Committed to really losing weight this time I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it

I always liked how grim and magical the Time War sounded before they explored it to death 10th Doctor wistfully licking an ice-cream cone: darkness fell on galifrey when the Birthday Boy blew out his candles Rose: gwwworr this icecream is lush 10th Doctor, crying: icing made of forgotten toys

Logan but for Marge

Aegon talking everyone into the Tragedy at Summerhall

Receptionists beating dog girls by a wide margin. Modern women want one thing and that's a job

We must be racist and nostalgic at the same time to win over reform. We're giving all migrants ASBOs

Boys, there's a new trend this year. It's called Locktober. All October you need to "lock in" and try your best. All boys should participate in Locktober

Cairen Wu you cannot handle my strongest potions

Seducing Doug Walker for the same reasons that Lady Jessica seduces Duke Atreides: our son will be the Messiah

"receptionist behaviour"? how funny. you have misinterpreted my near pathological need to do games, chase ball, follow at heel, & bark as professional instead of years of being a dog/puppy. I have animalistic behaviour complexes you'd need to take a walk in the park to understand

If a dragon kidnapped me and placed me atop it's hoard as it most precious prize, you better believe I'm taking pot shots with a jewel encrusted crossbow at whatever cop knight they send to rescue me

This is what I look like irl

Crying tears flowing. Pouting.. I'm the sniff I'm the people's princess