bluesky dot gov

july would be a beautiful month for a huge crashout

"mel why are you always so deranged" this is what i see when i look down. i am never more than 0 meters away from huge female thighs

“prioritise values of provincial Britain over party’s metropolitan mindset”

anyway my view of the whole Labour-hating-cities thing is that metrosexual should have described someone who really wants to fuck cities

call me montresor the way i want to have this man bricked up with no witnesses

youve heard of tokimeki memorial now get ready for

ok but why is the executioner kinda 😶😳

people with brown eyes: "my eyes are brown." people with other colors: "uhhh no they're not really blue they're more aquamarine with a hazel or seafoam to it" shut da fuck up

im sorry to everyone with different eye colour for how clearly inferior it is to brown eyes

....can i say something without everyone getting mad

guys guys do i pass

taking my gf to the insectarium and pointing at all the cool beetles going "thats not a bug thats a feature"

still havent been knighted....be honest, am i ngmi...

very weird seeing some women speculate that at the heart of misogyny is some kind of latent homosexuality. i'm sorry but like you have to come to terms with the fact that some categorically hetero men truly emphatically subscribe to the idea that violence against women is the natural order of things

guy who only skims headlines and doesnt realize "graham" is actually a relatively common name so he assumes graham platner died last week

in addition to the trade war and the oil war and the war war the US is now also losing the Posters' War

one of the dumbest facts of my life is that my last name is (entirely coincidentally) an arabic girls name so for a while while i was properly boymoding anytime id introduce myself with my full name people would just ignore my clearly masc first name and call me by my last name

if i am a Known Property to you: keep a distance of at least 35,7 nautical miles‼️

one of my greatest fears is running into someone who follows this account irl

btw if anyones got an overly long dumb fantasy series theyve read and felt was worthwhile i am v much happy to get recs!!

i feel like i need an overly long dumb fantasy book again, basically every book ive read this year has either been informational or trying (and, admittedly, usually succeeding) to be high art. i need to read something that just wants me to go "yo dude thats sick" and leave it at that

i was gonna do a whole "well at least *i* am chaste and godly unlike the rest of you scoundrels" bit and then i remembered i wasnt always mid and racked up low dual digits pretransition

everyone stay safe, there's a daemon prince of nurgle running a farming operation in the US

some of my followers arent even middle eastern or of middle eastern descent...

nevermind found a better one

finally found a rimworld character that represents me

see my problem is i want to date a man with a skincare routine but all the men with skincare routines are gay

remember those 6 months back in 2022 when it was the trend for right wingers ro regularly admit to being gay pedophiles on twitter because they were so enchanted by the sight of, and i cannot state this enough, perfectly gender conforming adult mediterranean women

every 5 months you hear "Joe Rogan is turning on Trump" from people in the media who don't actually watch rogan and take the bait like it's susan collins casting a line when in reality this is literally what he says almost every single day about democrats including fucking yesterday

"meeting people where they are" means you have to accept that they sincerely believe what they believe. It does NOT mean that you have to pretend to agree with their beliefs. In fact, you must be honest when you don't. Grown ups have to deal with people who don't agree with them all of the time.

this does more for your boymode credentials than any other post you've ever made

i cant explain it but this is a dostoevsky character

just so yall can properly estimate the power level im operating on, i was wearing full length jeans for 90% of this heatwave

need a boyfriend who sneaks to the fridge like this at 3 am

i bet its great news for the world economy when yet another middle eastern strait essential to global shipping suddenly starts trending

im sorry to all the eurobros out there but rice clears pasta in 99% of cases

id go by she/they but only if i knew for certain that the vibe it gave off was "perfectly cis woman who added the 'they' to signal shes woke" rather than "trans woman who lacks the confidence to force the she/her"

burnham must resign for this

there are like at most 3 non-dessert dishes that cant be improved by 3-4 cloves of garlic

Starmer’s legacy Because he helped legitimise this

please god let me one day pass as well as timothee chalamet on the press tour for call me by your name

I think this says it all really.

fun fact about me: i dont actually live in your phone but instead in "reality" and am much larger than the version of me that is on your screen

i hope im not just a tiny gay boy on the internet to you but also a permanent dampener on your mental health

devastated to report my tits are growing again