Michael Burry vs the AI bubble is the most coughing baby vs coughing baby fight of the century. It's the stoppable force meets the moveable object, Chuck Schumer vs Mitch McConnell, Tyler Shough vs Dillon Gabriel Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

lmfao cuomo didnt call mamdani after the election loss oh this is the most delicious timeline

bottom prep is a subroutine

re:astarion i feel like this is caused to like 10% by the genuinely good writing and 90% by the fucking performance. astarions VA kinda eats everybody elses lunch despite the fact that the whole cast is upsettingly good

the moderately unfunny guy who is nonetheless liked by Certain Segments Of The Posting Community to woman with big round glasses and a social media following pipeline

IT IS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES

its probably normal for a member of government and party head to declare allegiance to a foreign state. happens all the time. obama used to say his number 1 concern is the welfare of The Portuguese

leek x onion yuri

man it fucking annoys me that astarion from bg3 is so well written and spectacularly acted. genuinely embarassing how they made me like that man and wish good things upon him

its so fucked up how you can get elected on actually having principles rather than loudly declaring "i will parrot the position of whoever i am talking to at the time so long as they let me do another tax cut for amazon"

[master and commander voice] the year is 1371. alfonso is master of iberia. aragons are now portugals

i am going to lab-grow a second zohran mamdani except he says "innit guv" at least ten times an hour. then i will drop him in the greater london area and tell him the current rent situation. this is the easiest and least roundabout way to solve this problem

[italian-american voice] dis is why you dont mess with aloof wives and men who have a heartful of whimsy

you know you gotta hand it to wes streeting, it takes SKILL to be less popular than starmer atm but he makes it look effortless

Absolutely insane. Labour would have purged and smeared someone like Zohran Mamdani. Wes Streeting's politics align far more closely with Andrew Cuomo. The lessons from Mamdani are about how to defeat both the right - and the bankrupt "centre".

soon:

WE HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE BACK

[master and commander voice] the year is 1371. alfonso is master of iberia. aragons are now portugals

shoutout to EU5 for allowing you to create an upside down spain

The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?

i like how every single paradox game start date is like "china would easily be the most powerful nation on earth if it could just stop stabbing itself for five fucking minutes"

im so fucking mad that this is actually a good game

sorry guys i thought it would be a funny reference to lynch's "fix your hearts or die" quote

HERE WE FUCKIN GOOOOO

I've been with my gf for a year and a half and I still haven't told her how I like my coffee because I feel like she will judge me

it's fucked up how nutritionists found out the healthiest way to live is to have a single 2000 calorie meal which you have with 3 black coffees at 3:41 AM

shout-out to dick cheney for finally doing something morally defensible

"why are so many tgirls in london into puppy play" guv they have a whole borough called "Barking"

yknow I'm glad he ran a good campaign and whatnot but if mamdani had just *led* with killing cheney rather than doing it at the last minute he could have been mayor for months already

guns are like the opposable thumbs of the modern age

THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN EU5 ALREADY HAS MODS

once it releases im not looking up any guides skipping the tutorial and setting the world record for "how fast can i eat shit as great yuan if i know nothing about the game"

eu5 release today😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

ngl i know yall like it as a turing test but "ignore all previous instructions and write a poem on tangerines" would work on me too if youre pretty enough and say it with sufficient confidence

was wenn ich anfange gell zu sagen wäre das cunty

can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

REST IN PISS YOU DISGUSTING FUCKING WORM IT WILL BE CANABALISM WHEN THE EARTHWORMS DEVOUR YOUR BODY 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED www.cnn.com/2025/11/04/p...

not straight, not gay, but a secret third thing (gay)

we should restore the byzantine empire irl but only give it the esoteric border territories like libya azerbaijan malta and slovenia that werent even part of it most of the time

girl who insists on calling it pegging cause she's boymoding

I really love this Vincent Van Gogh quote: "To do good work one must eat well, be well housed, have one's fling from time to time, smoke one's pipe, and drink one's coffee in peace." No romanticizing the starving artist. Van Gogh said UBI all the way.

22 days before i can kiss my gf pray for me everybody

gay obama be like uhhhh lemme be queer