yaoi gagarin
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there is a square-shaped hole in your heart and you are trying to fill it with piss: a thread🧵
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if im supposed to put faith in the wisdom of the invisible hand of the market how come its not groping my ass rn🤨
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mene mene tekel upharsin ass genitalia. you have been weighed measured and found wanting. you will be divided among the labia and the canal
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about 7 hours ago
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having a confirmed grs date is so wild like my dick doesn't even know its days are counted
about 7 hours ago
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Moira Donegan
about 13 hours ago
Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."
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wu tang clan of xymox
about 10 hours ago
"why are you always shitting on dems instead of the guys actually doing this" when the firemen sit around with their dicks out watching my house burn down I don't go yell at the fire!!!
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trans woman who decides never to have GRS call that committing to the bit
about 17 hours ago
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legolas gimli never thought id die side by side with dot jaypeg
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about 20 hours ago
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the legend of zelda lost me when it switched from being a metroidvania to being a portal 2
about 24 hours ago
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the legend of zelda lost me when it switched from being a metroidvania to being a portal 2
about 24 hours ago
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morning sensibilia 🔆
1 day ago
dead by daylight players are teaching each other cognitive behavioral therapy in order to avoid moving over to better video games
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Rosencreutz (alleged youtuber)
1 day ago
Ha ha Of COURRRSSE You're an INFJ-- oh... you're not? Well that makes sense because you uhh, you're a what? Yeah classic... that's so you ha ha
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oomf made me take the Myers Briggs test for a bit that then didn't pan out
1 day ago
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it's genuinely very funny to work part time but still be expected to sit in on all the same silly meetings because they do sort of just gum up double the proportion of your workday
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always has been
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1 day ago
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absolutely catastrophic the degree to which I've been all 3 of those
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guy who doesn't want to stop wearing cargo shorts even in deepest winter so he starts wearing cargo short length thermal leggings underneath
1 day ago
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in germany we dont say "birth control" we say "antibabypille" and i just think thats beautiful
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Curb Your Malthusiasm
2 days ago
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👁️🍄🪸
2 days ago
alternate timeline that's going to invent something like rendang tikka masala from first principles in nebraska
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totally unsolicited mike flanagan horror tier list
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pedophile who thinks empathy should be eradicated: I must appeal to this filmmakers moral integrity to stop him from casting black people
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2 days ago
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if anyone asks this is what happened to me
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2 days ago
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interview with the vampire except new orleans is new ankara and louis du lac is Levent Gölü
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2 days ago
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man this place is gonna have such garbage electoral politics in like 400 years
3 days ago
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unfortunate side effect of adding me on discord if you're a transfem is that I'll be constantly in your ear trying to get you to cut yourself bangs
2 days ago
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qp a pic of you in your favourite dress unfortunately even i can't deny this one gives me a huge rack
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2 days ago
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meowy gagarin
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why do they call it a tgirl when you take T out of girl put E in girl make girl E into girl E girl no more T
5 months ago
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moby dickgirl
2 days ago
Of course his name is Patey. US Americans can never not imagine a burger
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I am once again asking for daytime temperatures above -8C
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T. E. lawrence could have muad dibbed all over the place but paul atreides could have NEVER captured damascus
2 days ago
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yknow what this tracks
3 days ago
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ok fess up who asked the monkeys paw to "stop the government from paying the gestapo"
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3 days ago
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modern man: fuck I love pod casting mesopotamian bean farmer during sowing season: yeah dude same
7 days ago
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worldweary youth relying on my advice: wow i could really use some wisdom about the brevity of the human experience right now me, stoned as fuck:
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3 days ago
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thank you forcefemstalin for your unbiased review on whether men should shave their legs
3 days ago
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can temperatures maybe rise above -7C at some point. the week where it was -15 was funny and all but at this point its been a month and the Bit is wearing thin
3 days ago
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transitioned mostly so id have more of an excuse for these antics btw...
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3 days ago
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they need to invent a feeling more elite than slipping under the blanket covers with freshly epilated legs
3 days ago
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the fun part of the epstein reveals is that it does sort of put into sharp focus that large clusters of societal problems could be solved very easily by removing the 50-60 people whove been causing them from the equation. and its not even a moral conundrum because theyre all conveniently pedophiles
3 days ago
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im never making fun of shitty comics worlbuilding where a single guy is behind all the worlds societal evils ever again. this epstein shit has me apologizing to the MCU
3 days ago
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coat update:
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5 days ago
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in retrospect its a bit odd that they made a Fire Emblem game where the core premise included academic misconduct by a professor towards their students
3 days ago
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these must be such interesting times for far right conspiracy theorists who thought trump was gonna fight the pedophiles
3 days ago
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obviously catastrophic for the country but also god is this funny
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3 days ago
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fucked up that estrogen shrunk me by an inch
3 days ago
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man this place is gonna have such garbage electoral politics in like 400 years
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Sydney Bauer
3 days ago
Klarna-ing my $25,000 polymarket bet that the groundhog days warmer days theoretically will be coming sooner than the spring equinox in hopes to pay off all the burritos I’ve klarna’d the last 18 months.
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slowly coming to terms with the fact that a core quality i look for in books is "how up its own arse is the prose"
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finished it. sick as fuck. regret having read it because it means i cant read it for the first time again
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