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there is a square-shaped hole in your heart and you are trying to fill it with piss: a thread🧵
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i hate that voltaireheads are making me defend the HRE in totality because my actual opinion is more nuanced (definitely an empire, mostly holy, absolutely not fucking roman)
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guy who thinks vaccines cause autism and now wants his kids to get vaccinated even more (he wants someone to share his enthusiasm in model trains)
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HELLO ALL FOLLOWERS I'M CONDUCTING IMPORTANT RESEARCH AND I NEED YOUR 🫵 HELP PLEASE COMMENT BELOW WITH HOW YOU WOULD RATE ME APPEARANCE WISE ON A SCALE FROM 1-10, WITH 10 BEING THE BEST. HONEST ANSWERS ONLY🔫 THERE WILL BE A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION. RESULTS WILL BE ANONYMIZED FOR LINEAR REGRESSION
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je suis l'autisme. je suis le wokisme. je suis...l'ADHD...
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captain toastbeard
about 9 hours ago
sure would be a shame if tons and tons of people did what I just did and voted no on this stupid little poll
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misogynist? yeah dude i think women should be allowed to have some miso, and thats actually considered a really common-sense opinion in japan where the topic is not as politicized as it is over here
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autogynephile? fuck yeah im one of those, i LOVE women in cars
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hmmm ok the mid point appears to be around 7 which means that once i subtract the 5 points worth of oomfie sympathy that im sure you all extended we arrive at the final score of 2/10. so first of all how dare you,
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about 10 hours ago
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wait hold on is there anything to stop artists from just uploading noncon art with a speech bubble that says "i consent" and then also upload a cheeky textless version of the same pic in the same post. like obvs fuck censorship but this is also totally unworkable
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ALL MY FOLLOWERS ARE COWARDS HOW AM I MEANT TO DO SCIENCE IN THIS WAY
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about 12 hours ago
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anyway if ur trans and bri'ish and you can bear to join any political party you should probably join the greens and if you do that i will send you a thumbs up emoji
about 11 hours ago
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Zack Polanski
about 13 hours ago
The Green Party now has 78,000 members. Thats 10,000+ new members this month alone who want to draw the line. I know there are so many more people who want to take a stand. Join us:
join.greenparty.org.uk
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phantasmAgaric 🦑
about 11 hours ago
felt cute might tell people to post more death threats about public figures later
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It is an expression of pain.
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ALL MY FOLLOWERS ARE COWARDS HOW AM I MEANT TO DO SCIENCE IN THIS WAY
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about 12 hours ago
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i think forcefemstalin69 has changed her username😔
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HELLO ALL FOLLOWERS I'M CONDUCTING IMPORTANT RESEARCH AND I NEED YOUR 🫵 HELP PLEASE COMMENT BELOW WITH HOW YOU WOULD RATE ME APPEARANCE WISE ON A SCALE FROM 1-10, WITH 10 BEING THE BEST. HONEST ANSWERS ONLY🔫 THERE WILL BE A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION. RESULTS WILL BE ANONYMIZED FOR LINEAR REGRESSION
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1k likes on this and ill stop being stupid
about 13 hours ago
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guy who transitions to get a larger followerbase on a niche microblogging website
about 14 hours ago
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its also funny whenever anyone accuses trans women of being obsessed with passing like yeah dude its not like anyones life depends on it right
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does anyone else ever see a cis woman and go "thank fuck i pass better than her at least"
about 14 hours ago
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Azure
about 15 hours ago
I found it. The greatest video ever made. I will take no further questions
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june sylvia 🌸
about 15 hours ago
SCORIGAMI WATCH
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ngl if the rapture happens on september 23rd that could be pretty cool, finally paradise on earth and just in time for my birthday
about 16 hours ago
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its fucked up how many people on here have been talking about stuff happening in minecraft lately. i never wouldve thought that game was still this popular in 2025
about 16 hours ago
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Jay
about 18 hours ago
Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches
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we need a cultural revolution. as a treat.
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about 16 hours ago
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gm heterosexuals
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about 23 hours ago
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the only bipartisanship i want is that of bisexual partisans fighting the regime
about 23 hours ago
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republicans: we need to put all trans people in death camps for what they did to Soft Spoken Hitler democrats (as always with the finger on the pulse of the nations): worry not! i too have Concerns about the genitals of twelve year old athletes
about 24 hours ago
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Hannah! (appealing to prurient interests)
1 day ago
"dudes rock" is for the butches, actually
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ME AND MFING WHO
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1 day ago
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sorry guys im only gonna wear turtleneck ponchos from here on out
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1 day ago
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im like if hornet silksong was a dull german woman
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Tom Flamson
1 day ago
Vampire that moves to Seattle and doesn't understand why he's growing breasts all of a sudden
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annie get your gunch
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im a common-sense conservative by which i mean im a hardline communist and the thing i want to conserve is nature
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War Wolf
1 day ago
Me: I need more power Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊 Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable. [2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo.. Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod
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I'm drunk ama
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every time I say which countries I consider to be middle eastern someone yells at me
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shout-out specifically to west asian tgirls and tgirls of west asian descent
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are you a boy who walks fast? you should consider estrogen
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it's not so much that I can't write interesting men and moreso that whenever I write an interesting character I inevitably go "ok but wouldn't this be more interesting if she was a woman"
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andrew garfield isn't even an orange cat. there's a rot at the heart of hollywood
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uhm dear cis men who call them self feminist,,,actually feminism is when woman and antifeminism is when no woman. so you're gonna get cancelled unless u estrogenize
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Azure
1 day ago
I can’t read “F-FUCK?” As anything but a stammer and it makes it so fucking funny lmao
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"all waaaaghfare is based" -ork sun tzu
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shout-out specifically to west asian tgirls and tgirls of west asian descent
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why are you, as a man, not becoming a woman? patriarchy much?
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me describing my gf
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