me when i'm male socialized: "wow i wish i was a woman"

me fr

I'm not denying that there are some interesting men I'm just saying that on average the proportion of men who are Just Some Guy With No Notable Features is catastrophically higher than it is for women

[croaky voice like someone who just walked through a desert without water] send...blonde boys...

people are always like "mel you have no idea what boys look like" and idk what to say to them bc i see like, several of them a day

at 20k followers i will run a rigged lottery to kiss one of my followers

we need another 30 years war, we need to make the south Protestant, we need to balkanize Bavaria into at least 3 smaller states, and we need reeducation initiatives for oktoberfestheads

how come literally everyone is watching pluribus

68 million years? damn she must almost be up for her first consultation at the Newcastle gender identity clinic

as a northerner I transitioned into womanhood exclusively so I could get away with greeting people with "moin moin" without subtly signalling gendernonconformity or fagginess

regret to inform everyone I own an outstandingly cozy dress now

realising I'll have to wear a dress for NYE

need a bf not because im particularly boy crazy but just because its really hard to sit through a whole movie without a dick to stim on

ONLY TEN DAYS UNTIL WIFE DAY

downside of womanhood is they don't let you get away with hair like this anymore

Germans don't say innit, they say gell, and when they say it youre supposed to feel disgust and aversion

I log onto this site to harass the English and yet I am accosted on the daily by the worst puns anyone has ever seen

vesna my sweet dear darling i will never get tired of giving you expressions

carol sturka is wrong in every single thing she does

ngl I do think a certain segment of otherwise cis men would be well served by taking estrogen as an antidepressant

if I just get a sufficient amount of bri'ish gfs it is inevitable one of them will give me the innit pass

68 million years? damn she must almost be up for her first consultation at the Newcastle gender identity clinic

getting pulled by your collar into a kiss would fix you btw.

wait claire obscure used gen AI? excellent. more reason to hate The French

created a meme for one of you to show at my funeral.

i swear to god im not an anglophile, its all just coincidence

have people, like, lost hold of the concept of "social spaces that arent the internet" you can show your fiction to your friends. you can make a writing group. you can make andy from your writing group bring homemade sour cream and a salsa dip to your writing group meets

benefit: free feminization drawback: it occurs in dortmund verdict: not worth it

Reading theory

sigh me and who???

unfortunately, would

every once in a while I remember that christian conservatives in america sometimes have anal sex because apparently that doesn't violate them saving their virginity but they also don't want to wait until marriage and like idk man but even if that worked for the woman what's the man's excuse

guy who honestly doesn't feel too strongly about gender but decides to transition to finally have an excuse for his naturally high squeaky voice

everyone is always like satisfactory gave me d cups but no one ever asks if d cups gave them satisfaction

I never miss

the goal for 2026: getting absolutely stacked

these results could be possible for you too, if you simply stopped playing paradox games

sorry guys but you're talking to the reigning world champion of loving their gf

spare a thought for women with liberal physiognomy

does it show that im on estrogen

im like if carol sturka was transgender and less american

forkcels seething over spoonchads

born to jack off, forced to edit fiction. the cruelty of the human condition in the 21st century

being trans is funny because you can have brainworms a la "i only look like 5% different to when i was a guy" and be perfectly correct about it but miss the point that overall men and women simply do not look that different. a woman looks much more like a man than a chair, for instance

any time i meet a new trans woman i do the same mental song and dance where i ask myself if i'd be the correct level of cool to pull off her name

once ive had GRS im gonna start lying and tell half the people i only got it bc my dick was so small that i might as well and the other half that i only got it because it was so large that it was inconvenient to stow inside my pants. little will they ever know...my dick was perfectly average