The animation change half way through is killing me

stop doing phrenology with the computer!!

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i like reaping what i sow. i sowed yummy vegetables to feed my family thru the winter. sowing rules actually

The pickle flavor is subtle but playful, teasing you with the essence of dill, dancing blithely atop the Flamin' Hot seasoning which asserts it's force directly

Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car

kids these days dont know about iTunes

Extremely funny thing to have posted yesterday

there’s a trans woman on ‘only connect’ and graham linehan is hassling victoria coren over it. i like how he thinks he can out-fox a three time world poker champion by laying down a dipshit ultimatum and then saying ‘a simple yes or no will suffice’ like the dumbass debate-me-bro he’s become.

*me seeing the results of the actual election i just voted in* oh yeah thats cool too i guess

me eating a Kit

i assume all the people who complain about purity tests and being practical and putting winning above ideology are going to adjust what the winning strategy looks like after mamdani got the most votes since 1969 or whatever

me every time i take molly

it’s so refreshing to have a politician talk about trans people specifically when defending us instead of just subsuming us into “the queer community” when republicans are always very specific that they hate trans people the most

Had to share this from twitter just because

brb making my post jail selfie into an ad

butler fetch me my most dramatic robe i must crash out online yet again

zohran mamdani is only one (1) month older than i am, so in a way you could say his victory makes me feel like a complete and utter failure

Mamdani going so hard for trans right and winning is some juicy proof that every dem that abandoned us didn’t do it for politically advantageous reasons. They did it because they’re transphobes and they will lose for it

it would be so sick if trans politics got tied to affordability issues

Remember that this win is because of RANKED CHOICE VOTING, which the people must DEMAND.

incredible feed

this portion of zohrans victory speech genuinely brought tears to my eyes

this feed is pretty good tonight bsky.app/profile/assf...

employees [Raytheon Technologies]. Also, Raytheon Technologies has a perfect score of 100 on the Human Rights Campaign's Corporate Equality Index [HRC]. Does that help answer your question? 💖✨

my cousin is an air traffic controller and sometimes she lets me decide which planes get to land in des moines and which ones have to go back home

why take a selfie with a guy who's live streaming himself. he's uploading 60 selfies a second to the internet, just grab one from there

u know what i'm in a good mood newsom can say tranny once

2026 Primary Woke Wave

you post something you find beautiful about this world full of beauty and they punish you for it

@NYC can i have my free stuff now

This goes so hard OMG

Bluesky rn

i was so real for this

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

libbing out so hard i eat a point of molly

actual unedited clip of the cuomo wrap party

they're playing the pina colada song while a crowd of disappointed people meander

I hope Democrats unveil their new “TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE” policy tomorrow. America is ready.

zohran mamdani has won

zohran mamdani has won

this is crazy cuz mamdani is about to win

"My kids know me as this ape"

aura farming

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the new york post once called me a vile troll so i don't trust anything they call anyone else

a girl can be a numbers station. the eerie droning of seemingly random numbers transmitted through the airwaves can be a girl