oh no not the business world

With alt text.

everyone in charge of everything is stupid now because there is no meritocracy just endless loyalty tests if you can willfully believe the most insane bullshit you’re in the club. there’s no deep state. they’re all just really that stupid.

learning that a lot of you live in the bay area tonight. $jtightpants1, fat cats

realizing just now that i can't remember if i took my estrogen shot this thursday or not so nobody is allowed to be mad at me this week i have an excuse for whatever bad thing i may have done

does anyone else feel like they're freaking the fuck out but also chilling at almost all times

this worked btw i haven't had any since i made this post

it should be my god given right to chain smoke camels on the air plane

they chose this over candidates that simply wanted them to pay more taxes so we could have healthcare for everyone

journalists-as-trolls

no disrespect to the wisconsin wreck hunter community but it's very funny to me that this supposed famously elusive ship wreck was found exactly where the eyewitness report said it would be in the newspaper but nobody had bothered to check there

it's 2am i am listening to ambient music and i will never die

you can hawk merch at my funeral but you have to bury me with half the profits

me in like 24 hours

i can't wait for the trump admin to reveal what causes autism tomorrow so i can get started on my autismmaxxing regimen

*hearing something about trump at a memorial* donald trump has died

oh my god the thing y'all are mad about isnt even new to the TOS 😭😭😭

my brother you invented a casio

Seems weird that everyone still calls her Android 18. Most horrible memory of her life. Years later even her husband calls her that… very disrespectful

kiss my ass

$jtightpants1

is this how it felt to be muslim following 9/11?

(guy with a website everyone used 10 years ago but now you mostly hear about how it was like, molesting children for a few years till someone made a stink so they just turned that off? it had a button?) in ten years we'll all be wearing shoes with cameras in the toe (tech reporters) WHATTA SCOOP!!

the hacker known as bluesky

tbh i haven't heard of ezra klien before like 3 weeks ago

moderator and user is an inheretly adversarial relationship

I don't know who made this but I feel it keenly.

logging on is becoming increasingly more embarassing than it has ever been

mom can you pick me up they're doing a posters strike again

this is why kiddy kong wasnt in bananza

we all got that one homie in a time zone 9 hours ahead of us hitting us up to play video games at bedtime

been playing hi-fi rush the past few days. this game slaps

*inventing Bluetooth* Well, it works about 60% of the time. That’ll probably be good enough forever.

the average american political assassin is like “i have 10,000 hours at the range. i love mein kampf and the stalin ddr constitution. im killing a neoconfederate in the name of harry turtledove. my ideal country is rhodesia but woke (they have the nfl this time)”

i hate the computer

One oddity surrounding the claim that these logs are fabricated by the state that I haven’t seen discussed is that Ken Klippenstein had access to Robinson’s chat logs in a discord server where he ALSO admitted to doing it there. Is Ken also a fed? Is the discord account hacked by feds??

those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i am going to steer this ship into the rocks

twink death implies twink necromancy

logging on

mass shooting at minneapolis homeless encampment days after a fox news host calls to kill all homeless people

You CAN become a POWER USER!

coates is genuinely a generational writer

So my instinct is not to trust anything coming out of this government but the more I think about it, the more I feel like they wouldn't have included this if they thought they could avoid it If anything these messages are likely to make people more sympathetic to Robinson

I told my landlord that I am the airlord and he started crying