Running Man and One Battle After Another coming out the same year is so funny because they both star a funky white boy who loves his diverse family and is about to get a little political about it.

[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison] 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵Walking down the street 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵House with chicken feet 🎵Baba Yaga

Everyone I grew up with has the opportunity to put some unalloyed good into the world next friday.

If you think this is cool or even mildly interesting, just kick the stool already

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot

What in the fuck is the point of health insurance with an 18k deductible. There's no difference to me between 18k in medical debt that I can't pay and 1 million in medical debt that I can't pay, what are we doing here?