Found out the Ninja Creami is stylized CREAMi but nobody has ever written it out like that because it's somehow more embarrassing.

oh HELL yeah

Coke Zero is probably healthy for you

It’s beautiful.

My upstairs neighbor has a cat wheel and if you own one of those things you should know it sounds like a fucking subway car is going by if you’re directly under it.

Well if torture is speech then 8 of the Supreme Court justices deserve a stern talking to.

8-1. would love to hear the democratic party dead-enders spin this one for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

adobe i am a loser. i puked in my bed and got all these tribal tattoos. i need to you to morph me into rock and roll tony, the famous musician

Bowlero is one of the worst companies in America, destroys everything it touches, lanes are poorly taken care of now, anyone who likes bowling fucking hates Bowlero pretty uniformly.

Trying to think of the funniest thing to put protein into and I think it’s Twinkies.

Part of why I’m excited for what’s happening with Solar is how it benefits poorer countries specifically. Clean energy independence without relying on gas imports often from rich countries. One less cartel to worry about, that’s actually liberating.

Gon Freecss is so pure of heart.

I spent six months working on this story, which is a lot of time to think about Skibidi Toilet.

Mao was an extinction level event for thousands, perhaps millions of petty evil egregores around China. A thousand diarrhea and crop failure gods toppled, forever. My mom heard about the death of a local smallpox god while in the army as a medic.

The production staff of Mobile Suit Gundam 0079 somehow knew who would be winning Oscars in 2026.

3D printing is so fun.

see yall next time

They call it the All In podcast because the hosts should be "all in" prison.

It’s really impressive how much of a worm Jensen Huang is. Like if there’s a wildly right wing company or part of your government and he thinks he can make money off of it he’ll be on your shitty podcast to gas you up.

basically none of the solar existed before 2020 and none of the batteries existed before 2024. biggest technological revolution of our lifetime:

As an American I remember Benjamin Netanyahu a few years ago giving a speech before Congress where he said everyone protesting the US/israel genocide of Palestine in America is a foreign terrorist (implication the state should lawfully kill us) to a standing ovation from both parties,

Going back to this again and really impressed by a lot of the choices. It seems to be an OS you use if you want one weird homelab device or 500 identical machines and want security and consistency. Just a lot of smart moves here.

Imagining Sans in Spanish, feel like you could have a lot of fun with that.

Eyes on the prize that shit used to be the cheapest part of your build.

The sourcing on this is so funny because it’s yahoo finance republishing the telegraph citing wccftech who themselves blame TurboQuant (??) and not data centers and their example is that you can get 32 GB of RAM for 379.99, which is still not a great deal.

Oh hell yes.

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

i know posts are just posts but it is genuinely demoralizing to see people on here often more upset about "the aipac tracker" and trying to start discourse about *that*, than they are about all the hundreds of thousands of dead and mutilated real, actual people

Being a bird fucking sucks

Big night for people replying to me in an oddly combative way then blocking me when I ask why they’re doing that.

She keeps doing this. She will walk into a room. Pause. Stare me in the eyes. Flip me off. Then leave. This isn’t funny. I’m being harassed.

Okay sir let's get you home.

I used to be so into Thorium when I worked at Vice that eventually a coworker made a documentary about it but that is more something that made sense in the 1960s rather than something to try to do now.

I like that Solar just got so good it beat nuclear power to death for most sane applications.

we are not running this guy in 2028 please stop writing about him

What’s a thing that [charlie brown adults talking noises] but otherwise [cartoon fog horn noise]?

Contributing to my local hacker space by buying 5 kilos of PLA

Please enjoy the two minute crucible that is this turtle trying to get on to a log that other turtles are on.

Man, the Sahara Desert is big as fuck.

The finest genre of movie is “Guy kicks everyone’s ass for 80 of 90 minutes”

Hi, I’m the guy who programs Venmo’s search algorithm. You may be wondering why typing in either your friend’s exact full name or username only occasionally works. This is because Venmo hates its users. Hope this clarifies things.

Reports are that legend DJ Dan has died. Devastating loss for house music and electronic music culture.

This is a video that should be on all platforms with video So here is Sugita Tomokazu + Nakamura Yuuichi + Sakurai Takahiro Playing the Yu Yu Hakusho video game all as Chu to do Norio Wakamoto impressions

If we commit ground forces to Iran:

Industry City turning from a weirdly manicured condo food court style development into Weeb Wakanda is probably the best possible outcome for it.

last I checked, we’d decided to prioritize it and get it out the door relatively quickly (after waffling for a while on whether it should wait until private data was on protocol— that’s probably what you’re remembering). I don’t want to overpromise but it should only be weeks away at this point.