i love dogs but to me the best household pet situation you can have is “two cats and one of them is really smart and one of them is really stupid”

Welcome to Street Fighter 6, Tifa! Get ready for some street fight!

She just like me from fr fr: She's Mexican and loves mojo potatoes.

a six foot tall woman can do whatever she wants forever honestly

I managed to finish these sapphic mermaids! They are a little late for #mermay, but at least it's in time for #pride 😌 🧜 Watercolor, gouache and pastels on Arches hot press watercolor paper.

"stir regularly for 10 minutes" aw baby you know i'm not gonna do that. got things to do. posts to look at

i love being in Gift Mode. i'm just like "oh, they're gonna LOVE this" every step along the way.

Tonight, should Allah will it, his aim will not falter.

the one benefit of them painting the complex is that my neighbors had to put away their trump banners.

Happy Pride Month

got the key can you

therapist is cute and seems nice.

there once was a gal from

girl,

made it through my intake appointment without shedding a tear 😤😤😤

keeping my handshake firm in case i meet hank hill

everyone knew you

thinking i should join a dnd game sometime so i can finally live my dream and role play as a mischievous reanimated skeleton.

Do you think Goku sleeps with a weighted blanket?

MAID Samus!!!!!!!!

many of you i'm afraid. 😔

dreamt i was at an orgy and ready to call it an early night but i couldn't find my car keys. so i was going through the house looking for them and every time i opened the door to a new room there were bunch of people getting it on. it was driving me mad.

three days.

backshots in the backroom

don't think i'm ready for a pride but next year? who knows.

i like that when you die in kentucky route zero you become a debt skeleton and work at a skeleton distillery, its supposed to be tragic but i want to be a skeleton hanging out with other skeletons so bad

we shouldnt have taught so many people the word petrichor. now you cant even say it smells good after a rain without someone attempting to educate you

Was not expecting to meet Johnny Knoxville at West Hollywood Pride today, but I did

i could fool penn and teller. i simply choose not to out of respect.

@tarbyloew.bsky.social digging through old drives and look what i found.

looking through old hard drives, and i'm actually really glad i kept this little guy i probably doodled in 2 minutes.

Shape Da Future

There is a LOT to love about SUDA51 but one of the tops is that he absolutely called that trans women would be the best posters on the social Internet back in 2005

Jubilation for @whoisrico.bsky.social at #TCAE in NC. *theme music*

everything's gonna break my stride 🎵 simply anything could slow me down ~ oh no ~ no no, no longer am i moving 🎶

bull in a china shop

if batman really wanted to help the city, he would use that $6 to- *is severely beaten to death*

DOCTOR: "So what seems to be the problem?" PATIENT: "Mmhbbhhggr hhruuh engghhuu." DOCTOR: "I'm sorry I can't understand, but don't worry. Great singer Bob Dylan is in town. Go see his show and no matter what ails you, you'll feel better!" PATIENT (sadly): "Ehg ddnghh m'm Bddnnn."

if you're in the UK, i have them available to buy now 🤞

we are the daughters of the hoes you couldn't scare

By Jim Benton

The Beach That Makes You Open a Cold One

It’s been almost 30 years since the Fifth Element came out and you still can’t just buy a tank top like this any store. What are we doing.

i really need to start a bootlegs collection. a lot of the renditions on this recording, like ETI, have replaced the studio versions for me. m.youtube.com/watch?v=NDzS...

dreamt i spotted tmbg from this high floor of the hotel i was staying at. i had nothing for them to sign so i took my music player and rushed downstairs. but by the time i made it down they were already gone.

Weirdest gloryhole

when you disrespect me, this is who you are disrespecting BTW