The quilt shop was wild for this

Boneless into kickflip to grind the balcony rail, transfer to right handrail and do a handstand special on the toilet, sticker plant to the left rail doing a grind special to maintain momentum upwards, sticker plant through the piss balcony and grind the urinal bank for a quick million point combo

This blowjob was sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends.

JK Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson immediately lying and saying he gets the pictures of Spider-Man in the mail

i started sweating nervously at all the mannequins when my museum date said "this has been so fun so far, let's make a night of it!".

i didn't know pagliacci was in this game.

banning the lottery not for moral reasons but to make lines at the gas station go faster

our old man Peeburt got dental surgery today and he’s absolutely out of his freaking mind on the pain shot they gave him. his pizza fell over and he’s just been staring at it blankly for like three minutes

this is why reggie won’t localize it

Friends in Glendale, Pasadena, and Northeast Los Angeles, please be safe and alert your neighbors. I'm staying inside today.

Love is real. I've seen it in the patch notes.

LOS ANGELES: ICE is in Atwater Village today

i really should buy something to have at the ready for when it happens.

semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

I saw Park Chan-wook’s new film “No Other Choice” yesterday (phenomenal so go see it) and I want to say that Lee Byung-hun can eat Dunkin Donuts in front of me anytime

the baby: [suddenly bored, looks at me ready to complain] me, panicked, singing: me and the boys go round and round, round and round, round and round, me and the boys go round and round because they're back in town the baby: [nods, satisfied, returns to toy] me: phew I think he bought it

"I'm thinking pornography" - Pornography slogan

🙂

out of everyone in mortal kombat, i would trust quan chi the most to handle my finances.

We used to do real science

horrifying visage from this ad for the WWF™ Slam Cam: "Put Yourself In The Action!"

SOOO UHHH happy #magfest everyone because my boyfriend @skulcat.com proposed last night via us having marvel vs capcom 2 sets until I won the ring 😭🖤 shoutout to being a Cammy main my whole life to prepare me for this moment

Reminder that it’s also important to do the things we love. Los Angeles is the greatest city on earth, despite it all.

Would

buddy, the only globes i'm hoping to see tonight ar- [is yanked off stage via large judgemental cane]

Cleaning out old screenshots/photos and this on got me all over again

ah yes my favorite slasher villain the RX-78-2 Gundam (2020) #Gundam #MobileSuitGundam #Zaku

do you think the reverse flash believes in reverse racism

@newvgadvisor.bsky.social Mobile Golf (GBC, 2001)

"if you see this man tell him to kill himself" goes crazy. that's goin right in my pocket

there are sandwich guys everywhere for those with eyes to see

pronouncing it as "sweet jeffe" m.youtube.com/watch?v=xYr1...

anyone interested in some head?

1993

"BAAHH-NEY! My Pebbles!" "Uhh...go find your wife and kid and hug them, Fred."

I'm beginning to think this biography of maya angelou I'm reading was written by ai. the chapter on "I know why the caged bird sings" just says "it's a living"

He's the best there is at what he does. And what he does is deeply problematic.

Get you a girl who can do both

You need to be willing to plant trees knowing you will never sit in their shade

I honestly can't stop laughing at the fact that we all know the Pope is up watching this Bears vs Packers game and, quite possibly, using a solid amount of profanity right now.

Avengers: Doomsday (2026)

i will either find true love through Posting or not at all

fortunato: not really in an amontillado mood, you got any lambic montressor: i - lambic? what's lambic fortunato: what's lambic? pffft montressor: fotrunato: it's a belgian beer known for often being blended with fruity flavors like raspberry or blackcurrant, you unrefined bitch montressor:

Why are you as a man busting myths

Fred Flintstone is the only straight cereal mascot. Barney Rubble is bi.