Went by the milsurp shop today looking for a coat, instead i got a patch

Heheh get kissed idiot

I think “Wavebird” would be a beautiful name for a girl

don't be ridiculous

Sy Ableman will return in... AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

THe real reason they say not to let your pets outside when they have a surgery cone is because it can act as a parabolic antenna

Early humans thought this was the height of cool over 2million years ago

Time for more Menu Cube posting 😌

everyone else at the table "i have 2 pair" "I've got a full house" me, smiling serenely

who u callin pinhead

Lmao

fresh off the algorithm and new to me: m.youtube.com/watch?v=35t3...

magilla is a perfect name for that gorilla.

this is probably the first time i've ever been disappointed by chinese takeout. please have me in your thoughts tonight.

luckily she fit into her old pants but just by the skin of her jeans.

It's incredibly demoralizing to constantly see the highest institutions of government and academia and the most important and widely seen news outlets knuckle under one after another, but then to see the gulf between that and the bravery of communities and neighbors and teachers - that's something

✨ First drawing of the year! ✨ I made a new Dick Tracy bad guy. This one will be super popular with the youth of today. I just know it.

LOS ANGELES: ICE is prowling Silverlake & the hills

This is what you see after you die in real life

Mamdani’s New York is out of control

the marx brother's name is safe in @impormable.bsky.social's hands.

Guy who thinks Polymarket is a dating app for non-monogamous people: Wow. And you're allowed to gamble on it too?

"You'll get cold sweetie." Cammy x Lily

as a sliced loaf of bread with self esteem issues, I really understand this

it'd be very funny to be chopped liver and be constantly catching strays whenever someone is questioning their self-worth.

i enjoy being a menace a little too much.

Life is kinda cool sometimes

if they do, you can't make fun of british people for like...a week

you're welcome 😌

national democrats had a lot more to say about charlie kirk than they do about Renee Good, and faster

One must imagine Sisyphus rolling the katamari. #AGDQ2026

it's always a good time talking with michelle about they might be giants.

what a year this past week has been.

This fundraiser is 100% on the level and I just donated to it. Please, friends around the country - especially those of you with deep pockets - help this devastated young family. Thank you.

new sneaks felt like a good excuse to go for a walk and help start to break em in.

there is no reason for ICE to exist. immigrants aren’t doing anything wrong by trying to live and work and provide for their loved ones. I don’t care how people got here. if they want to be here that’s good. leave them alone.

(to the tune of Montel Jordan's 1995 hit single "This Is How We Do it) someone's gotta do it

A touching tribute to Mike F

[yoda meme but it's Bolsonaro] going back for more hospital

I could use a couple of bucks to do some extremely nessecary laundry, if you can spare @ denomolos on Venmo

Absolutely LOSING MY MIND at this ad Incredible work, I love humanity

Timm with Two M's Will Return in Avengers: Doomsday