Oh no Popehat got made to look like how I’ve always seen him: squishy as hell about trans people? Wild, no way. If only his constant quibbling about them made that more apparent earlier

oh did everyone remember that popehat is a disingenuous transphobic freak again?

let us all just take a minute to remember to never forget about his sidekick "clark hat"

it took me a bit to parse this, but yes, pope hat is mad that the quote implies he wasn't annoyed at and talking down to the guy for having an obvious slant that FIRE is in the wrong here

remember when ken "popehat" white made a whole thread about how he isn't transphobic and cis people said "yes sir yes you aren't transphobic sir we love you sir"

kobold eepy

“Your honour, I move for a directed verdict. How can my client Cain have known that smashing his brother over the head with a rock would kill him if nobody had ever died before?”

They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

nonbinary horse who goes "Theigh"

newbies from twitter, i implore you: change that default profile pic to something else ASAP. it could literally be a picture of salad, just make sure you change it, otherwise you look like a potential bot/spammer/scammer. it's a little bit ski mask at the bank. not quite as dramatic obvi LMAO

“it is illegal for you not to like me”

I like big butts and I cannot tell if social norms allow me to say so

the 'ICE being pelted with snowballs' thing is fake, sorry guys

coming up on 12 years of hrt this year. sooner or later this prank is gonna pay off and be worth it

i don't really believe in god in the normal sense, except i'm pretty sure whichever rambunctious little shit came up with the ding-dong-dash was inspired by a higher power

Me: Oh boy, I’ll go on Grindr and see if there are any trans people 23 year old slightly hairy twinklike who calls himself “big daddy”: Sup Beautiful trans woman in her 40’s [1500 miles away]: Hey king 🥰 You into t4t? Guy with the username “Chungus”: [Picture of Wile E Coyote in shibari]

best would probably be the mountain goats though. they are cool beasts

Blanket censoring the word “gambling” is literally a pro gambling move. Gambling platforms avoid the word for obvious reasons, so YouTube eliminating its use under the pretense of combating gambling is the best fucking cover a gambling platform could ask for. It’s pretty disgusting.

crying, screaming, throwing up

im not interested in the pop tart sport but it makes interesting content secondhand

the Sisters of Dorley does sound like a Battletech/'Mechwarrior mercenary unit now that you mention it

so i kind of realized something about glass work just now after ocd therapy which is that part of why i like kiln work so much is you can't check it. that compulsion is fully, as far as my brain is concerned, off the table

i promise you, the people will not miss the billionaires. just like how tyler did not miss charlie kirk

hey. i know i throw a lotta air balls and it sometimes feels like that’s all you expect to see from me, it can get a little demoralizing so i really want you to gather round and just give me a shot here, ok? i’m really putting my best foot forward and i want your support. thank you. shibari weiss

the lads put on one of the weird children's music cassette tapes from my childhood and the very first track is john brown's body but they've changed it to "john brown's baby" and it's about a baby that gets a cold and is treated with camphorated oil

hnng I’m trying to pass as neurotypical but the clap of my cheeks keeps alerting the doctors that I’m on the spectrum

she thicc, is she, ya know 👀

Yeah, I have ADHD: Ass Dumptruck Hot Disorder

warning my HUGE ASS might be a sign you have to WORK HARD to KEEP MY ATTENTION

Self-portrait

BREAKING:

IMPORTANT NEWS: Basil

They gave Balatro an 18+ only rating because it had poker cards in it. Disney Solitaire has literal actual real money gambling with dark pattern lootbox microtransactions and is for ages 3 and above.

i get compliments on my jacket all the time

It's canon

it came to me in a vision

put this in

law and order anime?

I heard they're trying to ban fat asses and tylenol

i am proud of myself because my husband sent me to the fancy soda fountain and told me to get something he would like and i picked something out and then he liked it

as i said:

im all wired from being social

This place is a message and part of a system of messages

it was cool talking to someone who has slightly more normal experiences because he is like yes everyone is watching pluribus now and im like, this year everyone i know figured out we all have ocd

man watching football sucks. pass interference ? id rather be getting. ass interference. on my butt

damn i do not remember that. i was not paying attention in that class

Chad rail when

i had a nice lunch with a friend i have known since we were kids and we exchanged book recommendations. he is going to read cemeteries of amalo

BEEP BOOP THIS IS NORA'S AUTOMATED STRETCH CHECK. today is Saturday. everyone do your stretchies. 💪🤖

my advice for having a good bluesky experience: - make enemies immediately - start shit in public but act morally superior for it - get mad when you see people acting weird and make it their problem - barge into other people's replies to scold their friends for cussing - post pictures of weapons