the next mavis beacon game should be a soulsborne

Me at the store: HEY YOU GUYS HAVE ANY NON-JESUSY STRAW?? THE HAMSTER NEEDS TO MAKE A NEST NOT REDEEM THE FUCKEN WORLD.

even i know the times doesn't usually do headline case

Beef up your charisma stats by calling people "big dog" now and again. People like being called big dog.

Oh actually there's a million more of the files that we were supposed to release. Which we didn't release because uh. We didn't know about them. Until yesterday

I’m too old to jingle all the way. I’ll jingle until about 9pm.

thomas chatterton williams is like those troops who have to be found after the war is long over except instead of trying to win a war he is trying to get on the epstein plane

someone saved us? i am still in my house

every year we get this story. every year places like CNN leave out an extremely important detail, Republicans are succeeding in killing the post office by faking a funding crisis

how do you write a story about this and not mention the fact that about two decades ago republicans forced usps to have funds available for pension and health care costs for 75 years just because they hated the agency

For every bowl of posole I eat from now until Jan. 1 I’ll share a picture from the camera roll. Posole counter: 1

i stopped making "trans people are the canaries in the coalmine for fascism" analogies when i learned that miners would actually try to save the canaries after they passed out instead of going "wow, 1,000 more canaries and i might start to worry!"

For The Second Month In A Row, They Didn't Pick Up Recycling On Our Block Even Though Tomorrow Is A Holiday So They Won't Come To Pick It Up Then And Last Time They Just Didn't Come For It Until The Next Biweekly Pickup Day. Here's What That Says About Where America Is Headed.

🎵 Oh Chemistree, Oh Chemistree 🎶 How lovely are your beakers. ⚗️

you don't get ahead of the poem as person five on the list by saying "they're coming for me now" at the start. that's not what it's telling you to do

getting pretty sick of profs carefully refusing to look at the details of this ngl. they can't end your career like that, because you're white, cis and not a grad student. they're working on it, and you should be worried! but this is not yet about you

if you're wondering why your trans friends everywhere are a little on edge right now, it's because a story about a radical conservative christian student abusing rules and processes to deliberately target a trans instructor consistently gets reframed to omit the entirety of the anti-trans bigotry

BEEP BOOP THIS IS NORA'S AUTOMATED STRETCH CHECK. today is Wednesday. everyone do your stretchies. 💪🤖

im gonna take some drugs and a nap and then maybe video games

it it me or does the entire "ai" thing seem like a force multiplier for the fascist destabilization attack on truth that this post is talking about

as part of the phase-out of pennies, there's a buyback program where, if you throw your old pennies at any law enforcement officer, they will react to you with violence

Let's be honest, if that professors wasn't trans the university would have had her back on this. This isn't something that the average professor has to worry about, it's very explicitly part of a systemic attempt to eradicate trans people by making it impossible to be trans and employed.

The extraordinary success of IN COVID'S WAKE, which is entirely about very lightly (and dishonestly) sane-washing a bunch of reactionary nonsense about COVID, is a significant object lesson in how we got to where we are politically.

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I don't think working yourself up over obviously fake FBI tips is going to help you or anybody else. I am not even here every day anymore and I'm sick of seeing it.

acid should come in these

one reason mfs fail to recognize is because they left their glasses at home

The real objection isn’t the grade, it’s that she had the gall to put in writing that she thought the essay written specifically to insult her was offensive

we need cheese that gets you fucked up

when your child weed is failing math class

we need more drugs that have interesting flavor cultures around them. right now it seems like we just have caffeine and alcohol

if any of you work at liquid death i think a fun idea would be to make little chocolate cans like the boozy little bottles except they just have, like, water - or simple syrup if you want to be normal i guess. someone gave me some boozy little bottle chocolates and i don’t drink!

either this guy edits his own wikipedia page or he has someone doing it for him who doesn't know how to use markdown

I LOVE when people who still use the phrase “chatrooms” try to tell me the internet is wrong about something

They can do it to trans people who work at the store

conveniently in this case we even have a whole ass cisgender control in the other instructor who concurred with the grade and did not get disciplined

i mean, they can if you are trans

Haha. “Root” 🇦🇺

I have to think that the reason news outlets are pretending that the essay was better than it actually was is because they agree with her

She didn't actually cite the Bible though, she basically went all, "because Bible," as if it was an argument without even bothering to cite chapter and verse. I would have gotten failed at my Christian undergrad for that.

So I posted this endnote yesterday, about this exact book, which is getting all these wild year-end accolades despite being so disconnected from the facts of the pandemic. (www.wrecka.ge/landslide-a-...)

This is genuinely horrifying. Fact-free far-right agitprop given accolades by credible media across the political spectrum.

i got some exciting molds in the mail yesterday. maybe i will put in some interesting weird shit in the kiln this afternoon and have experiment results to look at in the morning

i have no DNa and im powered by AA.batteries and ,, love.

Flere-Imsaho from Iain Banks' classic 1990 science fiction novel "Player of Games"???

happy hondadays