I REALLY NEED HELP! 1 DAY UNTIL RENT IS DUE. MY LANDLORD WILL NOT ACCEPT LATE PAYMENT ANYMORE AND WILL EVICT MY KIDS AND I. WE ALSO ARE ALMOST OUT OF FOOD. I HAVEN’T EATEN IN A FEW DAYS SO MY KIDS HAVE AS MUCH AS THEY CAN UNTIL WE GET FOOD I’M DISABLED AND I CARETAKE FOR MY DISABLED KID. HELP!

BEEP BOOP THIS IS NORA'S AUTOMATED STRETCH CHECK. today is Wednesday. everyone do your stretchies. 💪🤖

fun party trick: empty a teabag and fill it with soil from a place that is important to you (brought from home). steep the teabag in boiling water. place a cup of the resulting liquid on the table in front of you. fight the temptation to drink the tea. do not, under any circumstances, drink the tea

i forgot it was april fools and started thinking about using a product that is not real

genAI is a technology that is designed to do one thing: satisfy the global north's desire to be allowed to own slaves

A bunch of legal podcasts and analyses will be discussing today's SCOTUS decision with lawyers who are neither queer nor trans, so if you want to talk to an attorney who (1) is actually trans, and (2) experienced conversion therapy, hit me up. [email protected].

i am barely able to get out of bed and have a deeply weird relationship with internet and i don't do that

okay so friends at the table has an kinda minor character in partizan thats a woman with chronic fatigue syndrome who has robots that help her not have to expend a lot of energy. and i was kind of like, i think that is probably kind of bullshit, that wouldn't really work well etc. that was wrong

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can we make tomorrow the Day of Cis Invisibility

good morning people and kobolds and creatures who live in my phone

BEEP BOOP THIS IS NORA'S AUTOMATED MED CHECK. today is Wednesday. everyone take your meds 🤖💊

i am trying something ambitious. i have put blue cheese and raspberry champagne jam on some toasted english muffins

copyright to a work automatically transfers if someone mocks it hard enough. only medicines can be patented but the rounded corners on phones count as medicine. trade secret law exists purely on the blockchain but also blockchains are now unconstitutional. the ITC now solely regulates smartwatches

fix campaign finance, fix repro rights, fix trans rights, fix voting rights, fix qualified immunity, and then completely fucking break intellectual property on purpose

also we should make the copyright office simultaneously part of the executive and the legislative, but this time on purpose, because that's funny

but also throw in something dumb as a treat because you have to keep lawyers entertained for at least 100 years. make some weird exceptions to qualified immunity, like a trademark law loophole dmca/230 style so people start entrapping cops with mickey mouse hats

make sure to abolish the senate, set age limits on every office, and make it korean-levels of easy to put the president in jail. statehood for dc and puerto rico, and revert wyoming to a territory.

could your ot3 pilot a jaeger

ok so last time i was having a horrible pain flare like this i wrote down careful and specific instructions for how to do a couple things that will make my next day a little bit better but that i can't do myself and sent them to my husband on signal and i can just find them again

Today is the last day to get this sick ICEBREAKER merch, and the last day to help us raise money for the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota! friendsatthetable.shop

This is my trans agenda

Coming to Barnes & Noble this fall - HOOPS: My Journey To The Welcoming Arms of the NBA by Ian Boudreau

I know there's nothing more sacred in this society than to protect the permission for cis men to be totally irresponsible but I'm going to be controversial and say that that's maybe not a serious position of allyship in the current political climate

this is for the cis ppl: if you're halfway serious about being an ally to trans people and you see someone with a massive platform put specific no-name trans people on blast to get harassed off the website "fuck off" is the bottom floor position btw

when we said it's trans day of visibility we didn't mean "don't block out the handles of traumatized trans people to prevent your followers from hounding them"

hey go update jellyfin. don't ask why, just go do it. right meow.

lying about it happening on april fool's day: mean-spirited, hurtful, not funny at all it actually happening on april fool's day: possibly the funniest thing of all time

Behold. A woman.

A harsh reality trans men will have to face is that eventually you WILL have to go to Jupiter to get more stupider I'm sorry it's just part of the deal

if you write and communicate for a living and something you said in any semiofficial capacity got, in your opinion, wildly misinterpreted that’s on you sorry

kid rock lives in a dollhouse version of the white house (real)

Every time another decision is made that erodes trans rights, even the "allies" get noticeably more confident in their sadism and their exercise of power

Not great that any time a trans person says something negative about someone significantly larger and more influential than they are immediately turns into "let's hurt the transes even MORE", because it's too hard for cis people to just apologize for poor wording ig It's gotten SO much worse now

i purchased and consumed fried objects and it helped a little but i am now experiencing something i can only describe as "butt migraine"

Trans day of cis dude experiences 1% of what it's like to be a trans person and crashes out over it Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

“the real world scares us; we’re going to make it YOUR problem”

sure do enjoy existing in the collapse space of cishet anxiety about sex, gender, and sexuality

I feel for the guy, because getting yelled at sucks. but like, just say you didn't express yourself the way you wanted in this particular instance and correct yourself. it happens to everyone.

really great how the end result of today's events, on TDoV, is a bunch of people publicly calling gay and trans people mentally ill and sending harassment directly to their accounts for telling a guy his poorly written post was poorly written

it is seriously nasty fucking work to post a screenshot of someone talking about their personal trauma surrounding conversion therapy as an example of people threatening you. why would you do that

Mark, please delete this post. It’s only leading to people going after those named in the posts. This is spiralling out of hand now.

this also fails silently btw. you are never informed that what you read was arbitrarily truncated

you got a video that's a weird aspect ratio? that's illegal, what's the correct aspect ratio? fuck you

BEEP BOOP THIS IS NORA'S AUTOMATED STRETCH CHECK. today is Tuesday. everyone do your stretchies. 💪🤖

"cant leave a starter pack" is my honorable mention

when it deletes like 3 to 10 letters from whatever im typing. theres some kind of pattern to it but i don't know what it is.

you can see the site performance degrading in real time before it actually falls over, so stuff starts randomly moving up and down the screen or posts don't load right or sometimes you just get the entire tab using gigabyes of ram for no reason.

favorite bug gotta be the "will this photo work or will it be a black square" upload roulette