the description of this alleged "conspiracy" is... flimsy? alarming? the work being done here is to float the argument that if six people at a protest are (allegedly) observed engaging in the same activity, this is now a "conspiracy"

democrats of all stripes should be rallying around kat abughazaleh asap. it doesnt matter where you stand ideologically. trying to jail dissenters is fundamentally unamerican and 100% fascist. democratic leaders at all levels should be making noise about it. you dont need a poll or focus group.

fun fact: ‘grinch’ is actually a perversion of the Low German ‘grinkœ,’ meaning ‘he who is truly no good.’ do not be taken in by seussian PR

imagining a guy whose title for his domme is Reb

vote early vote often ❤️

i have become that most detestable of all living things, a protein shake guy

some people get buff to beat up their enemies but it takes a true connoisseur to get buff to beat up their lovers 💅

the way the new york post talks about zohran

to be clear i mean raise money *for a cause* my bank account’s okay for now lol

thinking about ways i can raise money now that im sold out of books i can sign and mail out lol…considering doing recordings? you show me a donation receipt i send you me reading a poem or something? before you scoff at this remember that i have an extremely sexy voice

me: ugh god you know how you make plans for friday night but then friday night gets there and you don't want to do it and it feels sooooooo good to cancel? my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live

i think the bakery should offer a flight option on the menu. just a few sample size baked treats for like twenty bucks you know. sometimes i get so anxious knowing i only get one shot at this treat and might choose badly

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

They’re just never ever gonna stop this and our tax dollars pay for it

i mean at this point one must assume he keeps harping on trans people purely for love of the game right

what rights doesn’t ted allen have, you may be asking yourself. well i’ll tell you www.patreon.com/posts/560000...

i completely forgot i wrote years ago about how ted allen of chopped has no rights but i just reread it and damn this unhinged little post is an absolute banger lol www.patreon.com/posts/560000...

Listen pal. Don’t cum on my face and tell me it’s raining

The best part of Boys’ Life was two pages devoted to cheap plastic crap sold at outrageous prices by the Johnson Smith Company, the elderly novelty concern that has for decades been this country’s primary purveyor of fake dogshit, fake vomit, fake broken eggs, fake boogers, and books on hypnosis.

oh has there been another choitening

i wore thematically appropriate pajamas to the Recovery in Practice conference in portland last weekend

me: you can spot a reptile because its legs will poke out from the sides instead of facing front sean, very confidently: of course…a mole is a reptile

season 3 of the office really is just unimpeachable sitcomming

they oughta add ‘lord make me chaste but not yet’ to the roster of 12-step prayers. we’re all basically saying it all the time anyway

when i tell you this is a real weird time to be a banjo player who isn’t a racist freak…

Good evening from Queens. New York is not for sale.

brooklyn community fridge map www.onelovecommunityfridge.org/fridges

Cracker Barrel: If You’re Here, You’re Queer

If you see someone stealing groceries, no you didn’t

cool cool. my dog won’t come near me if i’m wearing a big hat

i love calling this a heist when those guys left the museum SO slowly

if you have a little scratch to spare consider throwing it to remora house, they do great work keeping washingtonians fed

worth applying to politics as well. when you're criticizing an action people take "taking the better action next time" is only one of the alternatives people will consider, and worth remembering that "not bothering at all" is another.

If you can, please support a local food bank today. The need is urgent. Find one near you here: www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...

BREAKING: Melissa grows into a major Category 3 hurricane while unleashing torrential rain in the north Caribbean.

US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month reut.rs/3WohHMk

signs like these are up all over Chicago cafes and storefronts (here, cafes in Brighton Park and Back of the Yards) warning ICE not to enter without a judicial warrant

“Do you really expect Mamdani to get everything he’s promising done?” No. I’m sure a lot of what I want won’t happen. But I’m ready for someone who’s willing to actually fucking try rather than tell everyone why trying is pointless and must be saved for an undefined later moment

Everything matters and yes this does too.

"Tzefardea Tzedek" (Frog of Righteousness) As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)

The level of community organizing that's happening right now is WILD. Get involved.

Portland resists with whimsical improv theater, Chicago resists by screaming at weird jagoffs that don’t belong in the neighborhood. Every city brings its own strengths to the fight

this is brilliant. it's articulating what i've been coming to—what many have been coming to, i think—for ages. this evil wants to hurt people and they want attention. but we can care for the people they hurt without giving the evil people the attention they crave.

you celebrate that meat is now on the menu for the boys. but it’s curious that you’re not examining why meat *isn’t* always on the menu. as if a level of forced scarcity is being used as a tool of oppression, demanding allegiance to the tower man on the rare occurrence of treats.

OUR GREAT NATIONAL GROVERHAUS IS TAKING SHAPE

thank you!! somehow i managed to spend 15 years spiraling into blackout after blackout without ever waking up with any 1488 bullshit on my person!

“Let horror be horror without convincing you to go through life as a horrified person.”

I love @raxkingisdead.bsky.social, part 17,000 www.patreon.com/posts/your-b...