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Rest in peace to one of the great bloggers and the de facto mayor of Philadelphia. It was my honor and pleasure to work with him. defector.com/dan-mcquade-...

"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter." crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...

they should invent a drug that gives you the same feeling as watching a movie with someone who’s really good at watching that movie

A confused, lonely fed bleeding profusely from the face, the ground littered with Goldfish crackers and hundreds of pink whistles, green gas everywhere, ICE showing their ass, the Home2Suites Hilton defended (?) @acatwithnews.bsky.social reports from 2 protests/cop riots outside MN hotels this week

Dead dad club here, this is great

the bidding for Untitled Rax King Bruce Springsteen And Billy Joel Essay will start at four dollars per word btw

“are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” has been knocking around my head all day

We all know Rax can write. But even if you didn’t spend high school writing Springsteen lyrics on Pee Chee folders like I did, even if you didn’t dream the Boss asked you to fill in for Steve when he played your town like I did, this is beautiful shit.

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one of my weirdest ever pieces of writing is called ‘bruce springsteen is my new dad — ask me how!’ the only people who like it are my fellow dead dad club members but they like it SO MUCH www.patreon.com/posts/368504...

there are no tears like the tears you cry over bruce springsteen’s music. that man has never heard of irony or subtext. his lifelong task is to tell you things are bad by quite simply telling you things are bad and he’s the best there ever was at it

oh you think the Boss is cringe? you think he’s embarrassingly earnest? you fucking reprobate. bruce has been embarrassing me my whole life

one side effect of long term yiddish study is that i now use the word ‘by’ for absolutely everything

that’s right.

omg daddy your obama-podcast-link riff was sooooo funny 😹 wow AND you have the exact correct opinion about one battle after another 😻 tell me again about whiskey friday with tony dokoupil and please don’t leave anything out 🥺🥺🥺

notwithstanding that the guy sucked and deserved exactly this wife this is legitimately a little chilling lol

(Kneeling down and touching the trunk of a frozen tree like Aragorn searching for Merry and Pippin) Jews did this

huge news last night sean managed to say ‘dylan mcdermott’ correctly! unfortunately he was saying it about frances mcdormand

nothing but respect for my boss

@raxkingisdead.bsky.social today I was walking along, ruefully reciting my to do list to myself as one does, until finally I just sighed and said out loud to nobody “get your shit together, DC sportfuck girl”

in order to get work done i gotta hole up in the office alone. shuggie wants to come with me but i can’t, she ambles around the room distracting me with her tippy tapping nails, i have to shut her out. now she’s devised this heartbreaking move of wedging her paw in the door while i try to close it

Very little if anything seems to have changed on the ground. ICE is still out there terrorizing neighborhoods and trying to disappear neighbors. None of us on the ground are buying this bullshit. We will keep organizing and fighting.

Guy whose got a warehouse full of higher ed he can't move: You know what would fix this problem?

my dog is fifteen years old, she weighs ten pounds, she has arthritis and kidney disease, she’s frailer than a sonofabitch. so can any transfiguration experts out there explain how she morphs into 185lbs of coiled steel every time i have to wrestle her pills down her throat

law and order svu takes place in an alternate universe where cops are hot

her bodyguard did this dude a favor. she was coming at him like she just heard the bell ring.

i love that one serving of cheddar goldfish is 55 cheddar goldfish. sounds about right

TODAY: @annaleen.bsky.social with the backstory of HEATED RIVALRY you never knew you needed. “Now imagine, dear reader, how I felt when Tierney finally made a show about hot gay guys getting laid, set mostly in Montreal. Was it because of my tweet?” flaminghydra.com/r/b3974086?m...

someone in a nail polish subreddit created a shade that matches the one in this photo and is selling it on etsy so she can afford to buy her boyfriend a bulletproof vest to wear while doing ICE watch at home depot. we live in hell but we are going to fucking win.

A federal judge has blocked deportation, for now, of 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos, the PRE-SCHOOLER with the red Spider-Man backpack and blue hat with floppy bunny ears who ICE agents nabbed on the street and used as bait to nab his dad in Minneapolis. www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-ki...

look i am not interested in melania trump in any way lol. that’s not strictly because her husband is the antichrist either like ‘twenty days to history’ is not interesting to me as a concept, the poster is not interesting, they were never gonna get anyone excited about this lukewarm bowl of oatmeal

it’s so goddamn cold outside that i’m wearing a hoodie and fleece lined socks with the radiators blasting away and im STILL shivering. yeah that’s right it’s a super banal weather post. i contain multitudes

you have been added to grand vizier chat (secret)

A Border Patrol shooting in Arizona has left one person in critical condition. The victim was shot in southern Pima County near milepost 15 of West Arivaca Road at around 7:30 a.m.

SCOOP Meta has started blocking links to ICE List on Facebook, Instagram and Threads www.wired.com/story/meta-i...

man i don’t even fucking know anymore. brother, from the bottom of my heart, rest well

the only thing that can fix this is POV footage of it happening

Really poor deployment form, they need better training so they can land the gas directly amongst the children with a single toss.

the situation is untenable. my god where are the body cams

okay well good luck with your database of millions of people lol

If a non-citizen neighbor gets kidnapped by ICE, you supposedly have about 4-5 hours to file a habeas petition in Minnesota to prevent ICE from shipping people to Texas. They are moving people that quickly regardless of whether or not they have legal status.

getting heckled at a breastaurant is such a perfect gen X family court psychopath nightmare lmao

bluesky still refuses to give me a blue check so i’ve decided you can only be punk rock if you don’t have one btw. i look forward to abandoning this position when they correct their mistake

wow people are dunking on wil wheaton…! this feels great, like learning that your dorkiest interest has suddenly become cool

‘dear rax, i’m a 37-year-old straight man who’s never had sex — how does flirting work?’ www.patreon.com/posts/148940...

fondly remembering how in like 2011 i found the tucker max ripoff blog of a guy i was dating. so i ended it and he retaliated by writing an entry called ‘the 13 toxic women we’ve all regrettably dated in the DC area’ and making me ‘DC sportfuck girl’

you know that part in "shawshank redemption" where andy dufresne finally gets a check for the prison library after years of sending a letter a week and the screw asks if he'll stop now and he says no, now I'll send two letters a week? that's where we are now. double down.

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