man the SCUM manifesto never stops being a wild ass ride huh. doesn’t matter if it’s the first read or the tenth. what an electrifying piece of writing

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Low-key liberal accomplishments coupled with high-profile policy concessions to the right and aggressive conservative virtue signalling — this is exactly the strategy moderates have recommended for Democrats here, of course. Didn't work too well. Maybe some lessons there.

last night i tried this thing my elderly neighbors call ‘sitting outside the building in a camping chair.’ turns out it’s incredible. i can see everything out there! greet passerby from my throne and such. i completely understand the drive to do this 14 hours a day

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I thought something like It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of a gun must want for his own mouth. That didn’t have anything to do with the bunnies. Sometimes you just think things out of order. Sometimes you just say things. Just to swish it around on your palate.

I just realized Mel Brooks turns 100 this week. Happy birthday Mel!

in order to make shug take her meds, i must first smash the pill into a fine powder. then i scoop the powder into a spoon and dribble a couple water droplets in and mix it up real good. then i suck it into an eye dropper and flick the bulb a couple times. feels like im back on my trainspotting shit

i gotchu

not to be self deprecating and tiresome but i am sincerely surprised that the response to me not publishing poems anymore isn’t, like, celebrating in the streets lol

This is very good

we need thousands more of this guy and thousands less of the kinds of guys we do have

It's fun to just find stuff like this on a random Sunday when at best just hoping to find a good post about the World Cup. I especially liked this part:

brad lander voting for brad lander on father’s day is about as dad as energy gets

NYC friends who vote in the 10th Congressional District (lower Manhattan-western Brooklyn) - Please vote for BRAD LANDER in the Democratic primary. He’s a progressive, a fighter, and a good guy. Send him to Congress!

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got a message from a guy whose daughter bought him both my books for father’s day. impressively evil daughter behavior

U.S. Park Police killed someone today in a high-speed chase near Woodley Park. DC leaders prohibited these chases — but last year, Congress overturned DC’s law as part of this regime’s psychotic desire to hunt people. DC leaders know what DC communities need. When Congress interferes, people die.

anyway i don’t publish poems anymore but i wrote this one a couple months after my dad died and it’s maybe the only one i still like

A beautiful Father's Day story on a serious and hopeful note from @felipedlh.bsky.social at @flaminghydra.com flaminghydra.com/destiny-take...

DC Statehood was a moral and political necessity before Trump II but Trump II has aptly demonstrated that not immediately remedying this over the objections of Republicans is a moral and political failing.

happy stupid father’s day but only if your dad is dead. otherwise have a bad sunday and god bless

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Casino…kind of a lesser scorsese guy tbh

an 11 year old guitarist is playing at porch stomp and i just realized i’m in all her dad’s phone videos of her performance so now i feel a lot of pressure to look dazzled by his daughter’s talent

this is how you start talking about your husband 2-3 years out from when you finally ask him for a divorce

i hate it when only one half of a married couple likes me. hey you. psst. spouse. what’s your damn problem

“Welcome to another episode of This Old House. I’m

‘why does it have to be while eating something’ well obviously you put your wish into the peanut butter m&ms so that at the appointed time you consume your wish and it absorbs into you, christ do i have to do everything around here

one way to make a wish come true is to wish it at 11:11 while eating something. more reliable way is to be extremely rich

the mekons haven’t actually defeated their begging love-selves — they have however channeled those selves into historical materialist pop songs www.patreon.com/raxkingisdea...

Zoran: Good morning Rama my wife. Rama: hello Mamdani

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shug the dog doesn’t really look like a dog. she looks like a pocket-sized half-lion/half-bear type of animal. weird little chimerical beastie. anyway this means one thing you can do is sing livin on a prayer to her but change the words to 🎶 oh you’re half a bear / oh, lion and a bear 🎶

if anyone. ever. EVER. isn’t actively hanging out with me. it means. that they hate me. but if they are hanging out with me Incorrectly. well. they might also hate me then as well

ancient greek sesame street sounds lit (from anne carson’s Eros the Bittersweet)

It’s lazy, cheap, and misleading — but did your local diner break any laws by posting that altered image of that uncanny burger? Ravenous speaks with Truth In Advertising for answers.

step 3: read my review for @flaminghydra.com of the sex faces show/record

step 1: buy sex faces’ record BAD VIBES OST step 2: advertise it on your clothes on account of it rules sexfacesdc.bandcamp.com

it’s simple. when i see a person at the gym working out as hard as i am without sweating at all, i think they should die

think the left needs to get way better at ignoring all these dumb-as-dogwater premises. ‘aha so you agree this vaccine makes women into jezebels!’ yeah sure who cares that’s fine with me

i laughed so much at this goddammit

it’s true and that forces people to make the conversation about ‘does this vaccine incentivize women to be sluts,’ when the more appropriate theater for this conflict is ‘the vaccine can indeed incentivize women to be sluttier more safely and that rules’

i love and hate the hinge commercials on hulu like jesus christ they’re so intense. all these couples saying through gritted teeth how happy they are to have met on hinge

i get why old heads always danced like that at shows now btw. tryin to shake out them hip joints. i understand everything

why does he look like prince valiant tho

They should put TSA metal detectors in the Buca Di Beppo in case mafia guys wanna do a hit on whoever's in the Pope Room

guys listening to music outside on the sidewalk. that steve miller song about being a joker and a toker etc came on and one of em went FUCK yeah….fuck yeah. nodding feverishly eyes squeezed shut. whispering loudly and intently. alright man

how i sound when i miss blockbuster tbh