there are no mastermind villains. every single one of them is sending 4th grade level emails to World's Most Famous Sex Criminal from their work account

the law & order theme song is the best song ever written if you use the metric of how many people are super happy to hear it

the problem with baking cookies is i’ve eaten four cookies tonight

happy birthday @flaminghydra.com ❤️❤️ you don’t look a day over…whatever the cute age for a website is

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Thousands of people filled the streets of downtown Minneapolis in protest of federal immigration enforcement for the second consecutive Friday. 📷️: Aaron Lavinsky

Journalist Georgia Fort has been released from custody (video @fox9mn.bsky.social)

bro people live there lmao

🎶 you can’t spell america / without W-O-O-L

Pedro Pascal has paid tribute to Catherine O’Hara after her tragic passing “Oh, genius to be near you. Eternally grateful. There is less light in my world, this lucky world that had you, will keep you, always. Always ❤️ The one and ONLY Catherine O’Hara”

give me the opinion journalist job. every week the opinion will be ‘full communism now’

of course…Johnny Hospice himself

the real tragedy of sandwich guy is that he never got to eat his sandwich

some good news buried among the horrible behavior listed: “The third woman said federal agents at her hotel are subsisting on microwavable bowls of Campbell’s chicken noodle soup, because it’s become so difficult for them to find restaurants willing to serve them.”

by now you gotta figure her whole house is wallpapered with magazine clippings connected by bits of red string

to this day the central erotic emblem of my life is that video of fidel castro grinning and undoing his shirt to show that he doesn’t bother wearing a bulletproof vest even though the CIA keeps trying to kill him

Something I've been trying to impart on people is that the ICE occupation in Minnesota is both an ethnic cleansing and an ideological terror campaign. It's clear that the second part has utterly failed; the community is not terrified. But ICE is now desperately trying to salvage the first part.

They also arrested Minnesota independent journalist Georgia Fort. www.georgiafort.com

This is terrible. It is also an opportunity for certain journalists to finally speak up with a *fraction* of the courage the people of Minneapolis have shown. It is also instructive that Lemon is Black. Woe/pox etc upon white journalists who don’t freak out about this.

i’m tired of opposing nazi ideology on the dozens of flagrantly obvious merits. moving forward i will just fondly remember that adolf hitler killed himself at 56

damn if only there were something they could do with all those guilty feelings

in the car with my buddy and his son. the kid recognized the golden arches and started going DADDY I WANT MCNUGGETS. without missing a beat my friend said ‘sorry kiddo that mcdonald’s doesn’t have mcnuggets.’ just an astonishing and impressive use of adult spycraft on an unsuspecting child

It's a great book, too! Relatable and funny, yet cuts close to the bone. Rax's smirking yet vulnerable voice is crystal clear. Read it, you'll be glad you did.

i put out a book called SLOPPY last year! as the philosopher king nomi malone would say, it doesn’t suck www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/751421...

I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...

my son is five, same age as Liam Ramos. you don't need to have a child the same age to be fucking horrified by the violence we are doing (and HAVE BEEN doing) upon immigrant children in this nation. but that he keeps asking for his spidey backpack is the kind of detail that rips my heart in two.

my friend told me he doesn’t think i could kick his ass and i couldn’t help but wonder: why is it so important to me to feel like i can kick anyone’s ass? www.patreon.com/posts/149441...

dennis duffy is so hot to me. my kingdom for a guy who wears a gold chain, makes great chili, and sucks in every way

they're doing hand stuff at the Melania screening

Here's a thread of some Dan McQuade blogs that we really loved 🦅 The Garden State Parkway’s Jon Bon Jovi rest stop is playing fast and loose with famous quotes: defector.com/the-garden-s...

CBS news has landed in a weird crevice where their new ideological project is obvious, but they’re too middle of the road to be able to flag it as openly as e.g. fox news, so they’re stuck doing belligerently anodyne bullshit like this

we want to make sure every child, rich and poor alike, can access high quality tutoring ❤️ that’s why we’ve devised a tool that teaches them how to kill themselves ❤️❤️

that’s great man. i married early and look where i am! (on my second husband and in no way tracking my sleep)

This guy is the architect of the original child separation policy in 2017. A demon

BREAKING: recently murdered guy did something dope as hell a couple weeks prior

I LOVE THIS! (Yes, I’m a club member.)

The tweet of this lousy era we can't get out of x.com/dhm/status/8...

Rest in peace to one of the great bloggers and the de facto mayor of Philadelphia. It was my honor and pleasure to work with him. defector.com/dan-mcquade-...

"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter." crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...

they should invent a drug that gives you the same feeling as watching a movie with someone who’s really good at watching that movie

A confused, lonely fed bleeding profusely from the face, the ground littered with Goldfish crackers and hundreds of pink whistles, green gas everywhere, ICE showing their ass, the Home2Suites Hilton defended (?) @acatwithnews.bsky.social reports from 2 protests/cop riots outside MN hotels this week

Dead dad club here, this is great

the bidding for Untitled Rax King Bruce Springsteen And Billy Joel Essay will start at four dollars per word btw

“are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” has been knocking around my head all day

We all know Rax can write. But even if you didn’t spend high school writing Springsteen lyrics on Pee Chee folders like I did, even if you didn’t dream the Boss asked you to fill in for Steve when he played your town like I did, this is beautiful shit.

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one of my weirdest ever pieces of writing is called ‘bruce springsteen is my new dad — ask me how!’ the only people who like it are my fellow dead dad club members but they like it SO MUCH www.patreon.com/posts/368504...

there are no tears like the tears you cry over bruce springsteen’s music. that man has never heard of irony or subtext. his lifelong task is to tell you things are bad by quite simply telling you things are bad and he’s the best there ever was at it

oh you think the Boss is cringe? you think he’s embarrassingly earnest? you fucking reprobate. bruce has been embarrassing me my whole life

one side effect of long term yiddish study is that i now use the word ‘by’ for absolutely everything