i’m not in the business of settling. i want him goofy AND squatting 400lb #KnowYourWorth

I think this is the closest I've ever gotten to articulating my animating belief system.

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Yes,the emerging line is wily, ruthless Israel tricked poor, trusting, naive Donald Trump into a stupid, reckless war. GMAFB. Israel has absolutely pushed for this but ultimately it’s DONALD TRUMP who decided to take the US to war. He likes war! He likes blowing things up! He literally says it’s fun

“He was deceived by Israel” is going to be the story so many people are going to reach for and I think creating this stabbed in the back myth is going to have some really bad consequences down the line.

i think it’s cool that mice really do love cheese. so it’s not just an ugly stereotype

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glossing over the terrifying concept of ‘UK saturday night live’ i’ll just say i hope they let jamie dornan do comedy all the time forever. he’s SO funny and he made such an implausible serious faced heartthrob

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phew good thing yall haven’t spent the last fifty years turning us into a nation of shitty little porcine consumer piggies huh

yes, renewable energy is woke and soy. it's gay and feminine to not have to pay the electric company every month. it's unmanly to drive a sedan that handles like a sports car. you're not an alpha if you don't owe your life and livelihood to the CEO of exxon

wow daddy i love your take on the DLSS 5 meme 😻 and your joke about trump announcing that your penis is normal was DEFINITELY the funniest one 😹 do you have any thoughts about the maine primary by any chance??? i just get so confused 🥺🥺🥺

so grateful to dan for inviting me to celebrate with him — buy his book Strap today!!

if you liked what i read at branded saloon tonight, good news: that post is free!!

i realize i’m not the one to make this case as i have a medically inadvisable soft spot for dennis duffy but i really do think he has such a satisfying character arc

country music lovers to sports fans realizing how insanely racist their faves are

this is nazi shit.

i hate this dumb fucking skank so much man

dude.

i miss cdmx already but i missed the Beastie more

if you have time to lean you have time to jerk off then take a little nap 🙂 don’t sell yourself short!

a particularly maddening part of the past 14 months is how so many other countries have played along with even trump’s most reckless ideas. to see others, especially allies, finally telling him to cut the shit is actually comforting, in a way.

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me in 2017: get belligerently drunk, pick up between one and three puppy dog eyed lovestruck men, lose them in my efforts to fight a cop me in 2026:

there should be a type of social media moderator whose job is to read yall’s posts about art and suspend you if you say something dipshitted enough

Imagine him doing Russian Roulette to Pink Pony Club

i want a boogie nights remake for the sole reason that i simply must see colman domingo as rahad jackson

imagine being the person who failed to convince lynyrd skynyrd not to call themselves that. imagine carrying that burden on your conscience

maine i’m warning you. if you do decide to elect this guy. and if he does turn out to be a cryptofetterman. i’m gonna be so goddamn fucking annoying

thanks guys i’ve seen it 👍

a healthy society would have exiled sean penn a long time ago, but we didn’t, and so im glad we at least had the good sense to channel him into steven j lockjaw

masterful gambit sir

well i made it eight paragraphs in before i got so angry i had to either exit the page or huck my phone at the wall

i think when trump sees zohran coming into his office he does the thing lucille bluth does when she sees gene parmesan

if trotsky hadn’t been assassinated when he was he could have theoretically lived to witness elvis. and boy do i wish we could’ve had his treatise on elvis

certain american chains are so weird to see in mexico. did carl’s jr really need to be an international concern

let’s see donald trump’s free throw

mexico city we love you and will miss you terribly. hard to overstate what a psychological relief it’s been to spend time someplace where the public transit seems to work and the relations with cuba are normal. well time to head home to Belligerent Papertigertopia

well?? why hasn’t he

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el punk no está muerto

my husband and i are Remembering Guys but instead it’s Remembering Hardcore Bands

well the thing is, sometimes your life becomes unmanageable,

idk why this is getting attention but i most assuredly stand by it

sean met michael tracey at a party once and said of the experience ‘i almost said he’s as greasy and smelly in person as you’d imagine from his posts but thinking about it he’s actually somehow even more so’

straight men of the world. i come in peace. yall know i like you guys so much. but. can one of you explain to me. why the bathroom always looks like that after one of you has showered in there

lmao the large scale cultural mortification of having our intellectual advances shitcanned by a child whose balls audibly have not dropped yet