Fuck it. It's Friday. Let's do this again!

Hit the Retvrn key

This is one of the best pep talks I've ever read. This is OUR fucking house.

When the woks fell

Voir Dire Straits

Just read a facebook post from an extremely conservative congressman about the closure of a rural hospital. This post included the phrase "on a call with Dr. Oz..." I would like to die now.

Midjourney? You mean Foreigner?

It just kinda seems like the entire Magorium family is doomed to spend their lives running some type of emporium.

Michael Shannon using his fame and resources to fulfill his ultimate dream of being in REM while billionaires are using their wealth to do...all this. Never been a clearer sign that our society gives power to the wrong people.

2024: Balatro 2023: Baldur's Gate 3 2022: Elden Ring 2021: It Takes Two 2020 (impossible): Hades/TLOU pt. 2/FF Remake/AC:NH 2019: Baba is You/Disco/Luigi3 2018: Return of the Obra Dinn 2017: Cuphead 2016: The Witness 2015: Bloodborne/Tales from the Borderlands

Occasion

I know it'll start popping up eventually (probably after his state funeral) but I'm surprised they haven't coalesced around a specific icon/image for Chuckie K. Colored ribbon for free speech, solemn b/w CK, maybe just the TPUSA logo?

True story: Jonathan Richman once offered me a "Chemtrail Truth" vhs tape to watch. I just texted that sentence to a friend and realized I needed this documented somewhere.

They call them "Mom and Pop" landlords because that's who gave them the buildings.

Oneil Cruz for Paul O'Neil is the best of these by far.

Why is the bird sig heiling with its butt?

I'm pretty shocked that Newsom's team hasn't posted anything about Don Jr. having his sloppy seconds

Tom Clancy's My Little Booky Wook

I just need somewhere to write this. It was supposed to be a happy ending. My brother almost ran over a kitten in the middle of the road, circled back, realized he had missed it and took it home. It was doing great for two weeks then...siezures, vet trip, IV hookup and then...gone. 1/2

New Avengers but it's Hawkeye recruiting Anita Bryant Pie Guy, George Bush Shoe Guy and DC ICE Sandwich Guy.

A good, relevant time to pause and re-read @natepowell.bsky.social's classic and consider how well the final frame called it: these were indeed the "future" fascist paramilitary participants and their ushers.

Hey babe, I feel like staying in tonight. Wanna just Netflix and chill or maybe just...

Officially pandering to the kobold account

Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young and Tegan and Oates

When Suzanne Vega tours outside the US, does she say that Luca lives on the first floor?

Could God make a Bobo so great that not even He could honk on it?

On your right! (Far right)

"Trash. From the guy's house!" "And thank you for bringing it into mine..."

You know, I'm pretty well-versed in summer nights' dreams and I gotta say this one's pretty mid.

Modern Love

Pretty sure my followers are mostly bots so I doubt I'll even get a chance to share my one (1) super spicy take...

Pouring kibble into my dog's bowl as I make coffee and prepare for the day. I pat her on the head and tell her "you're in charge of the house!" as I leave, deftly snatching my keys off the hook by the door.

@colemk.bsky.social @alexpavlovic.bsky.social Incredibly important mailbag Q has arisen: Who gets a W in '25 first? Justin Verlander or Rich Hill

Clayton Kershaw: How am I supposed to explain homosexuality to my children? Also Kershaw: Suck it, Big Dumper

Trump should make it legal to put Q-Tips in your ear canal.

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The people of our two largest cities have spent this month leading by example in the face of broken party politics and fascism’s arrival. It’s very encouraging.

Yo, found this painting of your mom and her boyfriend

The ultimate fantasy for the modern conservative is to simultaneously be Peter Fonda/Dennis Hopper in Easy Rider and also the guys who run down and shoot Peter Fonda/Dennis Hopper in Easy Rider.

The Toadies opening for RHCP

I'm sure this is a cool thing but unfortunately my internet-addled brain only sees one thing.

As soon as I slam in the back of my Dragula it's OVER for you ditches

Californication by RHCP. Not trying to be cool or contrarian...One Hot Minute is one of my all time faves and Blood Sugar is great so my expectations were incredibly high. Instantly disappointed. Not only is that album just BORING but its success meant this would be their formula moving forward.

The Southwest and the Midwest should be preparing for a Big Natural disaster.

Zuck: the average American has 3 friends

Science has developed the most 90s book cover possible.

You know you're cooked when you've lost the Truckee cops on Facebook. Lmfao. @alexwinter.com @niedermeyer.online

Logging on

Doys will literally dot the dasketdall instead of going to derapy.

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