Is it bad when your highest paid player can't hit fastballs right down the middle?

#Giants vs. #Phillies

Damn. "Shoving mirrors into the computer's eyes so I can witness it beholding my glory" is spot fucking on.

We must bring America back to it's roots as a rhythm nation

"Vegan eats 14 steaks during vegan phase"

I know one is Br*tish, but "chagrined" and "chuffed" should swap meanings.

Agreed. Please stop trying.

Me reading your posts

Me reading your posts

Trading Dersh for Tucker feels like a dead money contract swap between sub-.500 teams

Sometimes, you're back in your hometown because a buncha your friends' bands are playing a show but you also just walk by Jonathan Richman chillin' on his porch strummin' his guitar. Chico is a special place.

Talk about a robo call

And lo they beheld an angel that looked like an attractive person with wings.

For mommy

Who wants fresh biscuits?

Drop your crime-fighting Catholics

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)

"Toilet right now is no-go for use."

Tuned in to watch the Artemis crew break the distance from earth record... and now I'm tearing up because Weisman just named a lunar feature after his late wife.

The Magnificent Guy

The big shame is that, when it happens, we won't be asks to use the Norm MacDonald "i didn't know he was sick" joke.

Forever Giant, Blake Snell

Man with his dog flees from bombs in Tehran. (Photo by Pooria Hatami)

Lmao. Yeah...whenever we forget a lemon for a recipe or a drink we just take the dog for a walk. At least two yards and the fire station have trees they let you grab from. It rules.

Most things that are made-up/bullshit are "hard to explain"

Happy birthday to baseball!

I have always said Enemy Mine would make a great stage show.

Important question now that it's shorts weather: Which length of socks is considered "cool" this year?

About 15 years ago someone loaned me their Firefly box set. When I gave it back they had that excited "so whadjya think" look and maaaaan. I think my shrug took five years off their life.

Cannonball - The Breeders On top of that, each instrument that comes in after lessens my enjoyment of the song.

A Democrat with actionable evidence of wrongdoing by Donald Trump is a lot like a mule with a spinning wheel...

Schindler's Listicle: 5 Hacks for Taking Down the War Machine from the Inside

I don't think @darthbluesky.bsky.social should come back. He shouldn't have to see all this.

Shakespeare seeing his wife and the audience go through all that shit and then seeing Fortinbras in the wings ready to burst in with his bullshit and frantically giving the "cut it" hand/neck signal.

Tech Bros: We started The Fire from the classic Billy Joel song "We Didn't Start the Fire."

Arranging my meals like a Resident Evil inventory

You can take my Q-tips from my COLD, DEAD EAR CANALS

passive voice final boss grand champion honorable mention award for turning slurs into a sentient thing that can do actions www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...

Anyone who knows me is already tired of hearing about it but "Jerusalem" by Alan Moore was not only an endurance test, it completely reorganized my cosmology in some astonishing ways.

Dark: Hamlet Light: Twelfth Night

Capitalists: We have invented a selflessness that focuses on the self

Consistently the best and most accurately-named account on here

Got a chance to visit two of the most important dudes ever, to me.

Impossible to tell if this is satire or not 😏

I'm headed to L.A. this weekend and I am legit more worried about how to act if I run into one of the "big" accounts from BlueSky than if I run into an actually famous person.