come by astoria food pantry on monday nights, 6-8pm, to pick up new-to-you books and/or donate your old books! you can also donate food, menstrual pads, and reusable bags during this time! xo!

The bodega near my started stocking the limited edition Polar flavors and I feel invincible!!!

Look I know we've got bigger problems these days but I wish we'd gotten a little more of Alia Shawkat and Bob Balaban in Season 2 of Severance!

Brooklyn: Tomorrow (Monday) night, @alisonleiby.bsky.social and I are hosting the first Frankenstein's Baby show of 2026 at Union Hall, featuring the great Jeff Hiller among other great people!!! Tickets: www.eventbrite.com/e/frankenste...

This is gonna be so fun. Come on out!!

Endless Column, by Constantin Brâncuși, 1938, 📸 by @stephenmally

"Is there such a thing as a 'citizens impeachment?'" is something the FBI now knows I've been wondering, I guess.

Anti-war march in NYC, organized overnight. Happening right now, 8th Ave. People care.

Me, watching Ethan Hawke as Lorenz Hart in “Blue Moon” ruminate bitterly on the state of contemporary crowd-pleasing comedy to the point of total self-destruction: This guy gets it.

Trump promised to bring back American industry but his administration can't even manufacture consent for unconstitutional war.

Are we supposed to call our reps and tell them we don’t like when the president engages in overt war crimes, or can we trust them to get there on their own?

WOW!!!!!!!

Maybe I'm a little too online. I just referred to clicking a link as "going to a second location."

The book I wrote about Road House, Pain Don't Hurt, is sold out, but you can still read it in blog form seantcollins.com/category/roa...

Most “in/out” prediction lists are just “things I like/things I don’t like” right?

The inspiration for @therealtony.bsky.social 's character announces his retirement bsky.app/profile/reuv...

I feel like I can be the next Bernie Sanders. I won’t get into politics, but I think I can be his energy successor.

My flight from Oregon to New York landed a full hour early and this pilot has GOT to tell the other ones about the route he took.

The first episode of Critical Darlings, the podcast @rilaws.bsky.social and I are hosting as part of the Blank Check Cinematic Universe, is live! JOIN US overcast.fm/+ABLIFo_rhLw

Legally speaking, January 1st counts as a Monday.

Portland: Two more shows at @heliumcomedypdx.bsky.social tonight!!!! Happy new year!

Portland go see America’s sweetheart tonight!

Portland: Two more shows at @heliumcomedypdx.bsky.social tonight!!!! Happy new year!

@robmahoney.bsky.social JLD >>> Kobe is a perfect take thank you for affirming it.

My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.

Come for my sadness! Stay for the brilliant insights of some great writers.

I really like this joke from @joshgondelman.bsky.social

closing out 2025 with two more shows featuring for america's sweetheart @joshgondelman.bsky.social at helium comedy club right here in beautiful portland oregon. we did one of these last night and it was good as hell. i fully expect that trend to continue. portland.heliumcomedy.com/events/124560

I love Katie’s writing and am extremely flattered to have gotten to contribute to her Feeling of the Year feature along with so many brilliant writers!!!

I love that the two places I will have seen Josh are a little back room on my street in Bushwick and… Portland, Oregon.

Important ice cream!!!!

go see Josh!!!

Doing this again: If you donate $25+ to @thebarbedwire.com or became a member TODAY, I’ll do a ten minute pet portrait or other drawing for you!!! (Provide a reference photo with the receipt!) I’ll do as many as I can in a burst this evening. thebarbedwire.com/2025/12/23/2...

I just realized that my older standup special is available for free (with ads) on Tubi! A lot of my favorite old bits are on it, plus some real weird stuff I came up with while doing Zoom shows in 2020!

COURT QUEENS is out March 17, women's hoops in pictures and words, 1890s to 2020s. It was a blast to pull together such a love letter of a coffee table book—pre-orders open everywhere you buy your books 🧡 (But 25% off for Barnes and Noble members right now! www.barnesandnoble.com/w/court-quee...)

PORTLAND! I’ve got shows tonight and tomorrow at @heliumcomedypdx.bsky.social! I’m really excited to share my new hour of jokes with you! Plus I immediately found the book I was looking for used at Powell’s so I’m feeling tremendous! Tickets: portland.heliumcomedy.com

I love that all the replies are like ROCKY ROAD FIGHT ME. An exaggeration perhaps, but seriously, the marshmallows must make it kinky.

Do yourself a favor and watch this. I think about the Sublime story at least once a week.

It’s weird to me that “vanilla” is the term for straightforward sexual preference because the metaphor doesn’t work the other way. There’s no ice cream flavor that’s like…a choking hazard.

PNW road shoes: I’d never quite gotten these surface of Mars Air Maxes to look right in a picture but I think I finally got it!

I like this. It also fits nicely with my situation--hating my friends' enemies more than my own

This year has turned me fully to mush. I'll straight up look a friendly cashier in the eyes and whisper: "Never lose what you have inside you."

This was a great and uplifting read immediately followed by crashing out about just how young @themountaingoats.bsky.social looks in the ”This Year” video.

PORTLAND! I’ve got shows tonight and tomorrow at @heliumcomedypdx.bsky.social! I’m really excited to share my new hour of jokes with you! Plus I immediately found the book I was looking for used at Powell’s so I’m feeling tremendous! Tickets: portland.heliumcomedy.com

Holy shit this is amazing

I just realized that my older standup special is available for free (with ads) on Tubi! A lot of my favorite old bits are on it, plus some real weird stuff I came up with while doing Zoom shows in 2020!

I'm feeling good because I started my day off right (recommended Detroiters to a friend who has never seen Detroiters).

Literal words to live by: “Don't let perfect be the enemy of good, but don't let okay be the nemesis of terrific either.”

One small thing I've started doing to improve my life just a bit is diligently filing all my photos with friends in their own little album in my phone. Every time I look at them I am reminded of a nice time I had. SORRY THIS IS BASIC AND EARNEST BUT IT'S TRUE!!!