Why stop there? Who wants a station wagon when they could have a Conestoga? Let’s go FULL Oregon Trail on this bitch.

When I was a kid and heard characters in western movies talk about cattle rustlers, I thought they were saying ‘cattle wrestlers’.

Insert a movie into another movie: Apocalypse Now You See Me

Drop something heroic

5 out of 5 major religions agree. If you want to go to heaven, FEED THE HUNGRY.

What… …the fuck.

Really enjoying this S. Korean TV show about a priest who beats up bad people.

Uh oh.

When a story says: “The characters and events in this story are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental.” My mind translates that as: “We definitely based this on some shit.”

It's ELECTION DAY in Tennessee's 7th Congressional District! It's a special election to replace former Republican Rep. Mark Green. Let's go @aftynbehn.bsky.social!!

I prefer my existing food recycler.

This.

Wow, this is EARLY in the morning! IIIIIIIIT’S 5-30am here in LA and I am up BRIGHT AND EARLY for a most auspicious zoom call! The LAST PIECE OF ADR on the movie ROGUE TROOPER! We really are approaching the end now. We WILL land this movie by Christmas!

How come you can jack in, or jack off, but not jack out or jack on?

Post your favorite "The Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

Alan Tudyk: Rogue One Encanto Wreck-it Ralph 3:10 To Yuma Death at a Funeral Dodgeball Tucker and Dale vs. Evil Ice Age

This guy is going to die from a grand piano falling on his head or in a steamroller accident or something. Purely in narrative terms he has guaranteed himself an Elmer Fudd death

Weirdly, this is all part of a 50-year-long plan to get their parents back together

A quiet army protecting immigrant families. Inside Los Angeles’ anti-ICE patrols Star contributor Katherine Laze Berz reports from L.A.

Sometimes the good guys win.

Do you think that if Bruce Boxleitner was a rapper, his name would be ‘B-Box’?

Coffee and #Hanabie

I heard there was a secret verse That David used to make AI worse But you don't really want to pub that, do ya

That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.

Post your favourite "Transformers" character. Wrong answers only.

Most in the west don’t know this story. But for Lithuania, WWII did not end in 1945.

EMTs also get paid what I would generously describe as "inadequately" so it sure seems like we once again don't give a shit about some of the most crucial people in society!

So if 75% of mathematicians leave we still get to keep the other 30% right?

“There once was a man from Los Alamos…”

Drop something MIRRORED

Someone like my friggin posts, I need dopamine.

I prosecuted international drug trafficking organizations for the Justice Department. In fact, for years one of my cases was listed as the #1 noted case on DOJ's Special Operations Division website. But killing people with no trial or due process is wrong. It is cruel and degrades America.

NOLA ain’t scared. They know exactly where all of those ICE guys got their shoes.

TIL that Best Buy has a new service where they come to your house and bite the head off a chicken for you.

trash stays in the bin

Fantastic Planet

OK, which one of you hit the Lincoln Memorial on the head?

He looks like a Batman villain. Not a Christian Bale or a Michael Keaton Batman villain either. I’m talking Adam West.

I’m agog seeing people who actually believe this is about drugs. It’s the oil, dingus.

Nose hair long enough to be one with mustache hair.

The Doctor is right and correct

NYC don’t play around. ICE cannot even move freely there.

Creating a military conflict with Venezuela gives this administration a legal "hook" to invoke the Alien Enemies Act. In other words, the foreign war is being manufactured in order to facilitate court deference for its domestic mass deportation policy. It's a Stephen Miller Special.

There is nothing less fun than babysitting people who are on hallucinogens. Seriously, if you think it’s annoying to be the designated driver for your friends at the bar, try being sober around them while they are tripping balls.

Yes I could certainly doomscroll all morning. Meh, I’ll do that after the #NationalDogShow

What episodes do you tell people to watch if they want to get a feel for Doctor Who? I usually go with Blink, Vincent and the Doctor, and The Eleventh Hour.

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild - Rattlesnake - Moose - Dolphin - Mountain Lion - Porcupine

#PLUR1BUS on AppleTV is fantastic.