Nothing like a good old-fashioned idiot sandwich.

Miso Soup. (Especially as a midnight snack)

No cheating, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist. 🤣

Heck yea!

I’m not drunk! You’re drunk!

A recorded message you say? Where’s Snake Plissken when we need him?

TX welcomed Tesla with open arms. Now what?

Can’t go wrong with a nice NY style baked Ziti pizza.

Person A: ‘Angine De Poitrine’ could never be reproduced by AI. Person B: ‘Angine De Poitrine’ is proof we are already living in a simulation.

Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker (Except I wouldn’t watch it. I just want the 2 hours, 21 minutes back.)

in honor of The Onion officially taking over InfoWars, what’s a conspiracy theory you 100% believe? Church Bingo Mafia has fixed every bingo game in America for YEARS.

So excited for the voice cast they’ve announced! (Especially the Adrian Edmondson cameo.)

Share a GIF from a WESTERN you love! 🖤

“Road House.”

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

“Lisa Loeb?! I thought she was Courtney Hole!” - Crow T. Robot, MST3K, Racket Girls

Message from Cardiff

Apparently the Pope has read Baudrillard.

‘Sextant’ sounds a lot more fun than it is.

My prediction? He reads Leviticus 11:9-12 then announces that by presidential fiat, all shellfish are now illegal.

The Transmetropolitan

Hell yeah

RFK Jr is a eugenicist, and he thinks that if you get cancer that you deserve to die.

This is a brilliant thread.

Unless it’s yellow. In which case, you just live in it.

Hey @nytimes.com, I already reported this earlier this week. And the G650s you mention? I reported on those in FEBRUARY. You credit NBC News and WSJ for first reporting parts of your story. Please credit me, too.

It’s complicated… He loves the Bible, but he’s also functionally illiterate.

Wow I had no idea

I’d watch that movie.

What’s your favorite Bible verse? (Wrong answers only) And the whirlwind is in the thorn tree The virgins are all trimming their wicks The whirlwind is in the thorn tree It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks Till armageddon no shalam, no shalom

Jesus Swept.

It would be healthier to use that food as bait to catch a rat, then eat the rat.

I had my phone playing music through my headphones at work today when one of my co-workers started the company car. My phone bluetoothed straight to it and they were subjected to 70db of Current 93. “Tommy Catkins still sends his regard!” Oops. 🙊

Saw this tour and it was fantastic! Go see him if you can!

David Tibet isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but this song plays in my head often. #Current93 Hourglass (For Diana)

Primal Force. (Ron Perlman vs. mutant monkeys. Need I say more?)

Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865) The Ramones (1974-1996)

I hope it’s a hard six months.

ATARASHII GAKKO! - Tokyo Calling

(Guy about to invent LSD) Oops! I seem to have spilled this chemical on myself.

Dilley is evil and must be closed. It's a goddamn concentration camp. A moral abomination. People are going to Hell over this.

Worth mentioning that “Dark Star” (1974) was also written by Dan O’Bannon. It has a similar plot to “Alien”, with the exception that in Dark Star the ONLY real antagonist is the company. (There is an alien, but it’s a beach-ball with feet.)

Ah the classic, Cyrano de ENIAC

For decades, birthday party clowns folded balloons and played games. John Wayne Gacy is taking a different approach.

i actually am beginning to think this pope stuff might break through because trump and vance just won't shut the fuck up

Releasing a robotic pool cleaner into the ocean to “let it be free”.

April 13, 1873: Colfax Massacre www.zinnedproject.org/news/tdih/co...

Drop some KITCHENS 🔪⏲️🖤🍽️🥢