“Ready Player One” should be in the conversation

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that email attachment you weren’t expecting? It’s malicious, don’t open it.

Ms Rachel went to Delaney Hall

Arsenal just cannot catch a break. First they lost the UEFA Cup and now this. 🤷🏾🤪 @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social

Hey ABC/NBC/CNN, please inform your announcers, I’m going to need my nightly news to be read out in quatrains, “Nostradamus Style” until further notice.

Some girl with psychic powers asked me “T-Bone what’s your sign?” I blinked and answered “Neon!” I thought I’d blow her mind. #ExistentialBlues

It is not only possible but vital to be a leftist without being a weird misogynist

Will Wood & the Tapeworms… (Tell your friends)

Goth night open mic song choice

Pro IT Tip: When configuring router SLAs and SDWAN connections, setting it to ping the gateway IP only tells you whether the first hop connects. For high availability corporate connections always set the SDWAN to ping a site on the internet that NEVER goes down, like Pornhub.

If there is one companion on classic Doctor Who that I just don’t get at all, it is Turlough. He not so much a character as he is an irredeemable collection of random character flaws and shortcomings. (All played rather brilliantly by Mark Strickson)

If I’m REALLY good in this life and have built up enough karma, in my next life I hope to come back as a tardigrade.

So if the church removed this priest (exorcist) for saying UFOs are demons, is it the position of the church that extraterrestrials are NOT demons? And then does that mean aliens have souls? Can they go to heaven? Was Jesus an alien???? So many questions!

What do you want to bet this ends up being: “We couldn’t get government permission to cure Monkeypox. So we decided to do it on the DL.”

Is the bubble 50x bigger too?

I mean when I was a kid I was obsessed with The X Files and subsequently the concept of UFOs, to the point that one year for my birthday my mom made a papier mache grey man that me and my friends had to dissect the torso of to get candy and party favors

Well obviously you need the fresh brains for this. Can’t be testing your drugs on “Abby Normal”

No shade to the state of Kentucky, but Japanese fried chicken is the best fried chicken.

Looks like the Great Brick & Minifigs Boycott of 2026 is about to begin!

Nicotine comes from HORSES?!?!?!

Announcing the official end of ‘American Exceptionalism’.

Drop some Clowns🤡

…Or the 2026 LAPD incident response plan.

Drop something CHAOTIC 💥⛈️🖤🫨🌪️

this earth is a fucking prison

Its the scene where all the Disney executives look at the unlimited possibilities of movies they could make with their vast resources and instead choose to make a 5th movie in a franchise that had a perfect conclusion after the 3rd?

Butlerian Jihad Now.

It seems somehow appropriate that the “Freedom 250” festival is really just a Vanilla Ice concert.

NEW: A group of activists have built an awesome new tool to help immigration attorneys and the general public know when an ICE flight is headed to their area. gillianbrockell.com/habeas-fligh...

Pink Floyd - Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict

Note to self: Do NOT order rockets from Amazon.com

Free Pizza. When I was a young gutter punk long ago and we were starving, every once in a while we would call a local chain pizza joint and order 10 pizzas close to closing time. 7 or 8 of those pizzas would invariably be stacked nicely in the dumpster still warm soon after…

This song scratches the itch. #KNEECAP

The Water Babies

IGORRR!

Got a set of wired headphones today for reduced latency, but I have to say, I had forgotten how genuinely crappy Bluetooth sounds.

The sex wasn’t private.

And of course... Happy Peter Cushing's birthday!

Note to self: Don’t eat chocolate donuts in bed.

A child rapist being released early from prison after 1 day, and walking out of jail with his zipper literally down… …is a bit on the nose.

Quote with the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls. The answer is Pachelbel’s canon. (Because all other songs are just Pachelbel’s canon.)

If you see this post an anime you love

Best Headline Ever.

Those who escape hell, however, never talk about It and nothing much bothers them after that. - Charles Bukowski #sunrise #sky #morning #nature #photography

Nothing about the film “Final Destination” was final… It spawned 5 friggin sequels.

bluesky is dying! to roast your take on bluesky

The US trying to convince Iran to open the strait of Hormuz:

Scooby Doo

Liftoff

Unconscionable.