"Reasonable People" will point to Maduro's criminality and retreat to saying this is an extreme but arguably plausible exercise of Article II...as if, what? This is as bad as it will get? You don't want to see what he will do next. Every time they are not stopped, they take it as a green light.

I think i know the answer to this, but I need confirmation: we never had any beef with Venezuela until Cheeto took office, and all this “narco terrorism” has been invented in the last 6 months, right?

Why do you even have this lever? (But probably accurate)

Them: see movies in theaters or the industry will DIE! Me: Okay, i would like to see the acclaimed buzzy Amanda Seyfried movie that was released last week, please, in the place where I live. Them:

Heated Rivalry, but it’s Mike Flanagan and Rian Johns with their twisty little Catholicism critiques.

Share a great female villain:

Post a Random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

Well i asked for mustard anyway, you ignorant cow!

Excuse me?!?! (From apple.news/A0Q0sJaPUR5y...)

Oh, we doin’ voice reveals now? Well it just so happens I’ve started recording audio versions of my newsletter! www.100showtunes.com/p/i-am-what-...

How I'm showing up to the Bluesky Christmas party.

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? Noice

My friend, moving back to his apartment after subletting it to someone playing Mimi

I don’t think I have anything against this guy, but who is he and why is he EVERYWHERE?

And the category is: category tears realness.

this is the ideal gay couple. you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry looks like.

Being a content producer seems like a shitty fucking job. You do one stupid thing once, and people like it, and then you have to keep finding new ways to do only that thing 12 times a day or people will hate you.

When is Joe at Broadway Show and Tell going to inform me that I’m the best survey responder they’ve ever seen?

I know this is what everyone is saying, but @bsky.app stubbornly refuses to see this is the opposite of what everyone wants. (I know one of their core tenants is that everything online should be public, but that’s a really fucking stupid tenant.)

Officer, I have never seen these people before in my life

What 5 events defined your childhood? 1. Amy Mihaljevic’s murder 2. LA Riots (Rodney King) 3. Columbine 4. AIDs 5. Atlanta Summer Olympics

The thing about perceptions of AI here vs IRL is that people come here and write little sentences for fun, whereas IRL there are many many many people who are terrified of having to think of and write out a sentence.

Im at the point where if I haven’t seen a movie within the past 5 years I have forgotten everything about it and only know I watched it because I logged in on Letterboxd. I’m a goldfish movie viewer, and I don’t mind. So yeah, i see anything “again 😉.”

Drop a lawyer

What i think is most interesting about that is a City I don’t live in had a Mayoral election, and I didn’t have to hear about it until it was over because we dint have to pretend it somehow contained the secrets of every election in America.

This just reminds me how disappointing the Sister Act musical is

Is this cole escola?

"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

If you see this, qts with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health

#LastFourWatched #FilmSky

There is literally no worse place to get the news than social media. There is no upside.

Post something random or you'll have an awful December

Thanksgiving is the doctor.

Three words: Mary Testa Prettybelle

Time to hit the hay* *have sex with Fiyero

Not me wearing an elphaba sex cardigan without thinking about it

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside And I take a deep breath and I get real high And I scream from the top of my lungs "What's going on, Charlie Brown?"

A movie that takes place where you’re from

The pious, hateful and devout You're turning tricks till you're turned out The wind's so cold, it burns You're burning out, blowing 'round And if you've got no other choice You know you can follow my voice Through the dark turns and noise of this wicked little town

Not a fucking ICE commercial on YouTube before fucking Fashion Photo Ruview.

Four Christmas movies to know me by.

Looking theough old things on my photo roll. Amazing how mulch from 2021 I completely forgot. Like when I made this (admittedly pretty great) meme and Henry from GBBO liked it

Is this what the creator of that post prompt was looking for?

Im sure there are many challenges I dont know about, but it seems like it should be a LOT easier to put out satisfying Muppet content than what we’ve been experiencing from Disney. Like…put them where we cam see them ,and let them talk. That would take us nearly there.

Everybody talks about “Millennial Grey,” but I don’t understand why Gen X gets a free pass on this.

Sat NYT spoiler alert. One of the clues was “Red state?,” and the answer was “Ohio,” and, like, sure it’s accurate, but how dare they?