She can't even

The main thing I recall from 2016 is how everybody kept saying it was the worst year they'd ever experienced...

I've never seen Brokeback Mountain or Call Me by Your Name or Fellow Travelers or Heated Rivalry but I did watch Red, White & Royal Blue twice

Made my bed

I'm quirky!

I'm ready to celebrate

dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂

I've been to paradise but I've never been to me...

Don't text him also means don't DM him

If you see this, post an archer

Why didn't you all warn me that Threads is also a dumpster fire

If you see this, post an archer

Imagine if we took all that energy we're using to attack allies and put it towards you know the actual bad people

I hate people but I love you

"If I stop giving the child pr0n app money and attention and advertising revenue then the predators win." FUCK. OFF. Every person still on Twitter is complicit.

Once I stop caring what everybody thinks of me it's over for you bitches

Hoping for bad things to happen to bad people this weekend

I can’t join ICE because I can pass an elementary school physical fitness assessment

The mayor of Minneapolis is giving me major Jack Kelly in Newsies energy and I mean that in the best possible way

What to do with all this rage and heartbreak

Maybe me posting another thirst trap will save us

This also works as my 2016 vs 2026

Feeling myself along with the existential dread

Or your "hilarious" memes

but don’t worry, the 2K bots who like your thirst traps are soooo worth keeping your twitter account 🙄🙄

Where's the beef?

This guy came up to me at the gym and said how impressed he was with my 50lb dumbbell press and that made me feel good. Otherwise everything is terrible.

Oh look it's 2026 and I'm just as thirsty and desperate for attention as ever 🥳

2026 is already weird

Honestly I expect 2026 to just be more of the same

My resolution is to be hot

Quote with your last gym selfie of 2025 💪🏾🏋🏾‍♂️

Hot take: Australia produced the best pop stars of the 1970s

Still butch!

Leave your past behind and bring your bottom to the present

Respect for my mid-30s to mid-40s glow up

I want my thirst traps to push the artistic envelope

The first 3 words you see will define your 2026. MONEY BOYFRIEND CRABS

I don't know what to do with myself

I survived Whamageddon

A brief scroll through my camera roll would suggest a high level of self esteem

I don't understand how there are people who were not alive in the 90s

Do you still love me even post-vacation, post-holiday chonk

“how will you enter 2026?” Me:

All my terrified of confrontation girlies to the front!

Wishing you a very beige holiday

Away in a manger

Tommy doesn't know what day it is!

It may be Christmas Eve but don't forget the true holiday