Do you think World War III will produce as many good musicals as World War II?

Not a good day today but that's ok! There's always tomorrow.

Oh hey March I didn't see you there

TGIFebruary

Now I really want to visit Nice Côte d'Azur

Smoke and mirrors

Netflix won't counter Ellison's offer. Ladies and gentleman, the full right wing power grab is here and will now be beamed into every home on CBS, CNN, HBO, movies from Warner and Paramount. about.netflix.com/en/news/netf...

Going on my gay little walk

Somehow this ended up on Heterosexual Threads and for the first time in my life I'm being thirsted over by straight women

Well here we are at the gym again but to what end?

POV: you've come to borrow a cup of sugar

This is how you sit in chair?

Submitted my SAG award votes... and there was bloodshed

Gays where do you buy your T-shirts?

The fact that there are any photographs at all before the introduction of smartphones is a miracle

Which is the biggest lie? A) fogless mirror B) fits shoe sizes 6-12 C) stop2end

I loved this movie so much

DO YOU VALIDATE?

Sunday scaries + tequila frights

What’s your sign?

What’s your sign?

It's so cold in Los Angeles I had to wear long pants to the gym

I will never understand everybody's fascination with putting modern hairstyles on the Golden Girls

I should be learning lines but instead I decided this is the perfect time to dust my floorboards

Trying to be strategic on Traitors is like trying to be strategic playing a slot machine

Why didn't you all warn me about Threads?

Apparently the noun form of sardonic is sardonicism, not sardony as previously thought

Trying to manifest something but it's not working

Yum!

Meat and greet

The Year of the Horse

When I say "long con" Siri will autocorrect it to "Long Kahn" obviously assuming I'm speaking about Shelley Long and Madeleine Kahn

It was red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and grey and purple and white and pink and orange and blue

The Year of the Horse

The Year of the Horse

Are gay men even capable of experiencing sexual pleasure if they lack visible abdominal muscles?

Do you think there will ever be actual accountability for any of them? Or will they just get away with all of it?

Do you think the Red, White & Royal Blue guys are bitter about the Heated Rivalry guys?

Mischief

Stranger at the gym: "You're not here to take selfies" Ma'am, that is the only reason I'm here.

Happy Lunar New Year! 🔥🐎

Windblown

I didn't realize it was possible to wake up without a hangover only to have it develop as the day goes on

Celebrating our 20th case of VD

I feel like you can be either a good driver or a good parker but not both, although you can be both a bad driver and a bad parker

I hope you enjoy my bench collection

Happy @dozygay.bsky.social Day

No don't be on a different page you're so sexy

Gay sports bars are so funny to me like nobody is watching the game but then a commercial for The Devil Wears Prada 2 comes on and the place falls silent

Leg day!