I almost fell over trying to take this selfie for you

Well don't I seem rather pleased with myself

Masquerade4Masquerade

Fag (complementary)

Final tally 2! That's multiple right?

If all goes well I will be kissing multiple boys today

Is your character really a bad boss bitch if there's not an establishing shot of her coming out of an elevator?

I'm working late

If I had an ounce more shamelessness and a pinch less intelligence, I could rule the world

Fine I'm going to the gym doing ONE bicep curl and then immediately coming home

I think if you knew even what your dearest friends have said about you behind your back, you would walk into the ocean

I'm just a wallflower

I have generalized anxiety disorder so no, Olivia, I have never been mellow.

Desert Fruits #palmspringspride 🌴🏳️‍🌈 @dozygay.bsky.social @emersoncollins.bsky.social @sillyfroot.bsky.social @justinsufferable.bsky.social

oomf sunday funday 🌵☀️

I've never done cocaine but I look like I do quite a bit

Good morning?

Is this anything?

Prancing Through Life

I feel like the universe just played Fuck-Mary-Kill with Jonathan Bailey, Zohar Mamdani, and Dick Cheney

Unblocked my mother on Instagram today. This is growth.

Well today sucked!

FYI

post something random or you’ll have an awful November

Horny for this

I want to fall back...into your arms

17 DAYS!!!!

I am shocked how many Labubu costumes I did NOT see this Halloween

Bathing Beauty

*slams laptop shut till November*

[during sex] why didn't the 1983 Broadway revival of "Mame" starring Angela Lansbury run longer?

I have some jewels he can steal

I am once again asking

I do feel a bit like a plastic bag now that you mention it

If homosexuality is a choice... then it is an EXCELLENT CHOICE

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re the cover of Ann Reinking’s 1986 exercise book "The Dancer’s Workout"

*taps sign*

Make good choices

I can’t deal with this right now

Drama

Sleeveless in WeHo - a memoir

Elevator pitch: a gay Jekyll & Hyde where one is a top and the other is a bottom

Procrastinating

diva down

I'm a messy drunk, not a sloppy drunk. There's a very big difference.

Bro

Subtly downgrade a band. Fleetwood PC

Feeling Autumnal