Plush velvet sometimes, Sometimes just

Sunday > Monday

I decided last night my career/life goal is to make the In Memoriam segment on the Tony Awards. (Unfortunately I will never know whether or not I achieved this)

I think Morgan McMichaels is stunning in and out of drag

This already feels like an urban legend

Who do I have to fuck to get in a goddamn skircle

I don't know how she does it

Must be nice to like your mom

Rooty tooty fresh and fruity

As an actor I only get cast as gays and Brits

The Met Gala theme was "extra hands"

It's somehow giving both matador and the bull

Move on

Lea Michele and Jonathan Groff

Stevie Nicks at the Met Gala.

I'm a handful

Say less

Was this the greatest thing to ever happen in pop culture? Perhaps.

I didn't see any Justin Timberlake memes today so maybe the cancellation worked

While walking the dog, a group of high school boys drove past and yelled out the window at me, "Hey is that RuPaul!" Let's unpack this.

I couldn't agree more

Maury Povich looks great

headed to palm springs

Take me back to God's country

I love to follow someone and then immediately mute them

When I was 8 years old my aunt Shelly drove us cross country with only 2 cassette tapes in her car: the Beaches soundtrack and the original cast album of Cats

Oh look, a doctor doing some real healing of the world.

Me 🤝 Dr. Dillamond THE GOAT

Greetings from my (un)dressing room

These swans are SNATCHED

SHE IS RISEN

A little surprise this morning from the Easter Bunny

Please disrespect my privacy during this time

Penne is the worst pasta shape

Remember when they made a movie of Cats? That was wild.

How to survive a heat wave

My mother just texted me "I got a pimple on my twat!" Hope your Monday is going well.

Happy Birthday Sondheim ❤️🎵

The "silence" button on a smoke detector is just decorative

One thing is certain I will leave a hotel room cleaner than I found it

Give me an Oscar for most adorable?

Beware the Eyes of Laura Mars

As far as I'm concerned Pluto is still a planet

I'm a handful

I would describe my style as "90s cool dad"

I found sunscreen on the camera lens creates a rather nice filter

Nothing makes me feel older than Snapchat

*taps sign*

Screaming