Where's the beef?

This guy came up to me at the gym and said how impressed he was with my 50lb dumbbell press and that made me feel good. Otherwise everything is terrible.

Oh look it's 2026 and I'm just as thirsty and desperate for attention as ever 🥳

2026 is already weird

Honestly I expect 2026 to just be more of the same

My resolution is to be hot

Quote with your last gym selfie of 2025 💪🏾🏋🏾‍♂️

Hot take: Australia produced the best pop stars of the 1970s

Still butch!

Leave your past behind and bring your bottom to the present

Respect for my mid-30s to mid-40s glow up

I want my thirst traps to push the artistic envelope

The first 3 words you see will define your 2026. MONEY BOYFRIEND CRABS

I don't know what to do with myself

I survived Whamageddon

A brief scroll through my camera roll would suggest a high level of self esteem

I don't understand how there are people who were not alive in the 90s

Do you still love me even post-vacation, post-holiday chonk

“how will you enter 2026?” Me:

All my terrified of confrontation girlies to the front!

Wishing you a very beige holiday

Away in a manger

Tommy doesn't know what day it is!

It may be Christmas Eve but don't forget the true holiday

My body is tea...and crumpets!

Don't top the same night as leg day

CVS is the true melting pot of America

I ate very clean on my vacation...I did not drink very clean however...

Don't make me go home

Really going to miss this hotel lighting

Me and whom?

if it snowed where i lived this is how i would dress

Why can't hotel lighting be achieved in the home?

Who is going to lei me?

Aloha from your dads

In flight and 3 (4?) mimosas in

The lighting in this public restroom was just that good

It's the same sad song on repeat kind of day

When the day comes, I will dance in the streets.

Caved in and finally started watching Heated Rivalry.

At a holiday party taking selfies in the bathroom instead of mingling

Scrub daddy

At a commercial audition. Do I look like an appliance repairman who will service your dishwasher and then service you??

Just remember anytime you're watching a TV show I probably auditioned for it (and didn't get it)

Asking this of my mind

Sexting and watching the Michelle Pfeiffer Christmas movie

My neck hurts and I'm whiny about it

They tried to make me go to rehab I said, sure