Jamie
@ajamie.bsky.social
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Gay (derogatory) Fag (complementary) Welcome to my midlife crisis πLA
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Forty-six? More like forty-SEX!
4 months ago
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Where's the beef?
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2 days ago
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This guy came up to me at the gym and said how impressed he was with my 50lb dumbbell press and that made me feel good. Otherwise everything is terrible.
2 days ago
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Oh look it's 2026 and I'm just as thirsty and desperate for attention as ever π₯³
2 days ago
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3 days ago
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2026 is already weird
4 days ago
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Honestly I expect 2026 to just be more of the same
6 days ago
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My resolution is to be hot
7 days ago
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Quote with your last gym selfie of 2025 πͺπΎππΎββοΈ
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7 days ago
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Hot take: Australia produced the best pop stars of the 1970s
7 days ago
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Still butch!
8 days ago
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Leave your past behind and bring your bottom to the present
8 days ago
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Respect for my mid-30s to mid-40s glow up
8 days ago
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I want my thirst traps to push the artistic envelope
8 days ago
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The first 3 words you see will define your 2026. MONEY BOYFRIEND CRABS
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10 days ago
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I don't know what to do with myself
10 days ago
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I survived Whamageddon
11 days ago
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A brief scroll through my camera roll would suggest a high level of self esteem
11 days ago
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I don't understand how there are people who were not alive in the 90s
11 days ago
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Do you still love me even post-vacation, post-holiday chonk
11 days ago
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βhow will you enter 2026?β Me:
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11 days ago
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All my terrified of confrontation girlies to the front!
12 days ago
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Jamie
Wishing you a very beige holiday
about 1 month ago
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Away in a manger
13 days ago
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Tommy doesn't know what day it is!
13 days ago
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It may be Christmas Eve but don't forget the true holiday
14 days ago
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My body is tea...and crumpets!
14 days ago
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Don't top the same night as leg day
15 days ago
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CVS is the true melting pot of America
16 days ago
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I ate very clean on my vacation...I did not drink very clean however...
16 days ago
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Don't make me go home
17 days ago
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Really going to miss this hotel lighting
18 days ago
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Me and whom?
18 days ago
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if it snowed where i lived this is how i would dress
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19 days ago
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Why can't hotel lighting be achieved in the home?
19 days ago
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Who is going to lei me?
20 days ago
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Aloha from your dads
21 days ago
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In flight and 3 (4?) mimosas in
21 days ago
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The lighting in this public restroom was just that good
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23 days ago
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It's the same sad song on repeat kind of day
23 days ago
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Jamie
Mark Harris
23 days ago
When the day comes, I will dance in the streets.
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Caved in and finally started watching Heated Rivalry.
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24 days ago
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At a holiday party taking selfies in the bathroom instead of mingling
24 days ago
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Scrub daddy
25 days ago
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At a commercial audition. Do I look like an appliance repairman who will service your dishwasher and then service you??
27 days ago
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Just remember anytime you're watching a TV show I probably auditioned for it (and didn't get it)
27 days ago
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27 days ago
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Asking this of my mind
27 days ago
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Sexting and watching the Michelle Pfeiffer Christmas movie
28 days ago
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My neck hurts and I'm whiny about it
28 days ago
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They tried to make me go to rehab I said, sure
28 days ago
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