playing hades 2 for the first time. any tips or advice?

i do not partake in april fools day bc everyday of my life is a joke

evergreen meme

mondays should be off to allow you to recover from the weekend.

typical bluesky interaction

if i see one more bridal shower at the bars in palm springs tonight it will be my 13th reason

me after finishing silksong with 100% completion

my culture is not a costume

me on molly

drinking by the pool is my happy place

me going to the bars in palm springs after spending all day by the pool

me tonight listening to all the amazing new music coming out

please they couldn’t even handle a bully on the playground.

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please brush your teeth before going out, especially after you eat ass

happy short king spring! 🌷

put this on every gas pump

I was not made for 110 degree weather in March

what ever happened to taking tasteful nudes?

my bad skeets will haunt you for the rest of your life 💖

How I feel when someone blocks me

if your pussy is green that doesn’t count. please go to a clinic.

I’m not wearing green today and nobody has pinched my ass.

not a day went by on gay twitter where this wasn’t used.

if the nasty pig discourse is happening over on that other site i don’t care. gays please fight on here!

let’s not forget gay chef boyardee

even if he is gay, he’s still not as evil as peter thiel

no but really

despite a rough few months health wise, i have been getting to the gym regularly and i’m starting to not hate how i look in the mirror.

start feeding christians to the lions again since they want to be aggrieved so bad.

buzzed off expired beer

At this point, I’d rather not be nominated

found my true calling

good morning ✨

it’s also a useful chart of all the media companies that should be avoided. 💫

Darlene Mitchell’s drag is like a campy drag queen from the 1980’s idea of a woman from the 1950’s.

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

feeling 80% better today and ready to **** some ****!

the taint? you mean the straight of whormuz

“act normal” me:

I’m having horrible side effects from a vaccine, and while I’m glad my immune system is responding, I’ve never felt worse.

circling back to this

California didn’t even vote for Trump. Had the rest of country voted like us, none of this would be happening.

Almost done with Silksong, which has made me yell fuck at the tv more than the news. What should I play next? Considering Pokopia, Metroid Dread, or Hades 1 & 2 next.

woke up from a very hot dream where i was in

Live on Twitch! Come hang out and watch me do wizard things. ☺️ twitch.tv/sillyfroot

the switch 2 was announced over a year ago and nintendo still hasn’t even teased the next mario game. so no, i’m not celebrating MAR10 day.

works like a charm