taking you to a gun show for valentine’s day 💝

when you find out your internet boyfriends who live thousands of miles away are in relationships

despite there being a holiday you would be surprised how almost everyone irl pronounces my name valen-teen.

I can’t believe they named a whole holiday after @dozygay.bsky.social

It’s your day @dozygay.bsky.social ILY

Happy @dozygay.bsky.social Day

happy valentine’s day internet boyfriends 💗

fridays on bluesky

logging on here like

goodnight

find yourself a man who looks at you the way tara lipinski looks at johnny weir

I am once again reminding you this offer still stands

this is gay version of live, laugh, love

can’t believe it’s almost valentine’s day

Went with Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

trying to decide which twenty year old movie to watch tonight

unpinned those thirst traps bc only god gets to see me naked

fine, we’ll call them oat loads

my dog watching me bed rot for the third day in a row

call your girlfriend bc we’re seeing robyn

on a diet but something about wednesdays always makes me crave cake

beyond cruel and evil

drafts exists to hide your unhinged thoughts and worst takes forever.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

is it summer yet?

happy saturday

also

balloon gay was cooking with this one

I think I watched the wrong episode of The Pitt

beyond embarrassing people still support this asshole

me seeing crypto bros freak out over bitcoin collapsing

did anyone ever confirm any of these?

good morning

who’s up splattin’ their toon? 🫟

I miss when the biggest scandal in the White House was a nonbinary person stealing luggage.

y’all are making it way too hard to scroll on this app in public

made a chirashi bowl with 80 grams of protein 🍣

wanna see you sweat for it 🏋🏻‍♂️

most punchable face ever

and thank god for that. us traitors casts the most egotistical people, especially the “gamers.” curious if the us traitors with normal people will be any better, or if the problem is just that they’re americans.

anymore than 3 stories and i’m out. i’m not going treasure hunting for your cf thirst trap.

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

me describing what being on bluesky is like

me logging on to bluesky

there are two types of gays. which one are you?

and what about it?

hot guy made direct eye contact with me at the gym and i immediately dropped my phone.

it was a rough month but i got my fat ass to the gym

the problem with hevy is that they recommend you follow a hot man and then his profile looks like this

me on molly:

even though the world is falling apart and my health is up and down, i have been hitting the gym regularly and my body is starting to look tea