california christmas 🌴

merry christmas ya filthy animals!

grinch visited me last night

friend’s car was broken into and her stuff and the christmas presents we just bought were stolen

smoking a blunt and going out for sushi

we are in a recession and it’s wild we are expected to pretend we are not bc the mad king says so

if it snowed where i lived this is how i would dress

hevy users with apple watches: it didn’t log my heart rate. i have apple health turned on. do i need to end the workout on my watch or something else?

if you wanna track my 2026 transformation from an la 6 to an la 7

the next congress & administration needs to remove his name and face from anything he changes. once he’s gone for good he should only be mentioned in history classes teaching on the ills of authoritarianism and fascism.

I’ve been using the same workout app for ten years but they are moving a lot of stuff behind the paywall. how is hevy? is it worth getting the lifetime pro pass?

you know what’s also this color?

christmas is only a week away and i’m still not in the holiday spirit

crazy you can tell which one is the evil twin

but where’s my gooner dividend?

we are just a few years away from not being able to trust or verify if anything we see on the internet is true or real. we will live in a post-truth society where we lose knowledge and society gets a lot dumber and weirded. we are screwed.

Italy has a twink F1 racing driver?! How bad are the drivers in Italy to let this happen?

had a terrible day so comforting myself with heavily spiked oatnog

i will not forget the people who think i’m hot now when i actually get hot next year.

discovered this low-budget gem from 2009. it’s a peak millennial coming out story set at christmas. unlike most gay christmas movies this isn’t made for just the straights & we get plenty of double entendres. def recommend if you like cheesy hallmark movies & can get past the cheap indie feel.

wow it’s snowing in la too

my dr recommended it so…

xmas is less than two weeks away! 🎄

had two different people tell me i looked good this week

going full karen at the car dealership right now

this is pure edm ear candy 🍬

made my xmas list for santa 🎅🏼

don’t stop it faggots

As someone who lived through and experienced millennial optimism, I can tell you even with a Great Recession, it was exciting to feel hope and change was finally happening. It really sucks to not have felt much of it since the 2016 election, and I see why younger generations are so jaded.

kinda feel better using social media less

got food poisoning from pizza hut

where my coomers at?

this has been the longest week ever. i can’t wait to sleep all weekend after we finish our renovation projects. also thank you everyone for the kind words. mom is recovering and home now. ❤️

going to applebees for the first time in 20 years. what’s good there?

spent the night in the hospital with my mom. i think she will be okay but health scares are truly terrifying.

I'm in a K hole @dozygay.bsky.social @kristhefitz.bsky.social

gobble gobble.

my dog’s antidepressants were $350! girl the rainbow bridge is calling.

why are scorpios like that? asking for myself.

i should call him

bloomfie bday w/ @mrsharkey.bsky.social @ajamie.bsky.social @sillyfroot.bsky.social 🎂

found the perfect decorations for my birthday party

thank you for all the birthday wishes (and nudes in my ig dms). you sure make a boy feel loved 💞

edible about to kick in 🍿

injured my back at the gym so off to a great start

mark my words this is the year i transform into a hot dad

it’s my birthday! 🎂

birthday is coming up… inching closer to these senior discounts

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