me summoning a new government

cults?!? this is the 80s all over again they just swapped satanic panic with transphobia

Last night at Knott’s Scary Farm, a performer jump-scared me and I yelled “Jesus!” A teenager mimicked my fagcent. We locked eyes and laughed.

which horror movie should i watch tonight?

I keep getting an “internal server error” when I upload a pic, so I guess you’re all safe from my posts today.

I can’t seem to upload pictures (◉‿◉)

I love haunted houses. spook me out daddy.

me in school when the teacher asked, “who wants to go first?”

me to my dog when i’m gonna be gone for more than two hours

@sentimentbot.bsky.social what’s the tea?

my new meds were making me feel so good but the last few days my migraine has come back. so tired of this shit.

does health insurance cover lobotomies?

asking for a friend

haven’t trimmed my body hair or pubes in a while

woke up today and saw i’ve been called a nazi. this place really is starting to feel like twitter again. 😍

I love horror movies, I love haunted houses, I love pumpkin spice, I love fun-sized candy, I love costume parties, so yes I’m a

only they can save us now

oopsie i’m talking politics again, i guess i owe you all a new ass pic.

anyone who argued last year that ‘both sides are the same’ can get fucked

circling back to this

Knott’s Scary Farm tickets secured

still need to figure out my halloween costume

i just know a brazilian man could fix me

i woke up like this

Should I get high and have Taco Bell?

I will never have the body I want bc I cannot survive this administration without alcohol, weed, and junk food.

this literally happened four days ago and some homeless people were killed but he’s still on the air…

fuck the oligarchs, authoritarians, and fascists destroying this flawed but once promising 250 year experiment

i thought conservatives said freedom of speech was good and cancel culture was bad

if you are promoting your twitter account on bluesky you clearly do not know how to read the room

if i’m ever in the area

found my halloween costume

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

my timeline after i like a couple of thirst traps

think it’s time to see if the holetox is working

as a november scorpio i can say this is accurate

*sigh*

When you live in Los Angeles and say you “work in the industry” everyone knows what you mean. If someone said that in the city or town you live in what would that mean?

discovered where all the broadway and theater gays go to retire after a karaoke night in palm springs

hearing this gets me so wet

has anyone used this app?

it doesn’t get better than this 🌴😎

I think the only way I’m gonna cure this hangover is if I start drinking

If you are looking for more content or people to follow, I highly recommend the “For You” feed. It works just like the one on Twitter. If it shows you content you don’t like the “show less” option works.

what are your favorite things to do, watch, and eat during spooky season? i want suggestions! 🎃

feel so much better thirsting & shitposting than talking politics on here. unlike the last app, bluesky is my happy place.

woke up requiring

bluesky isn’t dying, you just aren’t following the right people. if your skyline is getting quiet i highly recommend following more active users and making new oomfs

just sayin’ 🥭