guess I'm gonna be slutty SpongeBob tonight for this dance party

the hottest man with the biggest arms just looked me up and down in the dairy aisle. so this is what dreams are made of then?

tired of people with their alarming skeets/news headlines that offer readers nothing in the sense of actionable steps or hope. we get it, things are bad, but simply saying "we're cooked" or whatever equivalent does nothing to help

Stripped by Xtina is an autumnal album I can't explain it

California: YES on 50!! F*ck the fascist Republic*nts

ridiculously distressed about an issue that's headed toward litigation and I feel like I have no allies or support in this fight

the limited series is so charming, I'm grateful to have discovered it thanks to this! what an enjoyable ride.

idk how folks live in areas with inclement weather. this rain today is so obnoxious and disruptive. absolute misery.

God bless the hot girls, God bless the thot girls

I don’t post thirst traps this is thot leadership

Go Blue!

the Here For It All (Mariah) ➡️ The Art of Loving (Olivia) ➡️ Pretty Idea (Amber) album pipeline 👌🏼

was so excited for this album and Nemo definitely delivered!

briefly got stuck in the elevator at the doctor's office, phew boy... 🙈😭

OMFG I normally don't post stuff like this but there's a hot daddy working out next to me at the gym and turns out... it's Chris Meloni. 🥵🫠

nw: The Monkey (2025) let's see what the hubbubs about

Barbarian (2022 film) was so bad omg I can't believe I wasted two hours of my life haven't I suffered enough 😭

new cute boy at physical therapy today, suddenly I need lots more fixing maybe 😏

Barbarian (2022 film) was so bad omg I can't believe I wasted two hours of my life haven't I suffered enough 😭

Told a bisexual off for walking at a heterosexual pace, have some self respect

newest addition to the family (already have two kitties)

the new The Naked Gun is sofa king funny I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard

Why is this lowkey kinda hot?

wait how did I miss Ego Nwodim left SNL until watching last night's episode?!? 😭😭 she was legit my favorite alongside Marcello

save me cosmic vibe Celsius, Celsius cosmic vibe save meee (still comatose on couch)

🎃 BOO! It’s the Imaginary Gay Chart top 20! (chart dated October 5, 2025) 🎃

nw: Totally Killer always such a fun romp!

restaurant only had Pepsi, which I hadn't had in years. when I tell you it tasted like medicine 🤮

M3GAN 2.0 was so fun like why did this not pop at the box office?!

Ain't that American! 💁🏻‍♂️

perhaps I need to shift my strategy for finding a job into be a huge asshole/despicable person because they seem to get rewarded with financial success. hmm...

not ready for blondie's new album album tonight I'm still here

walk to gym rn is so chilly haven't we suffered enough

maybe I need to start listening hmm

anyone else just not feelin this one diva? usually I have a list of spooky season stuff to watch and I just can't be bothered. same with thinking ahead for xmas: so many films and decorating but just... nothing.

“There will be no federal takeover of Portland, Oregon.” 🔥 👀 Damn — @bynum.house.gov is. Not. Playing. Around.

just now learning about this new Celsius snowball frost flavor has anyone tried it?? 👀

didn't realize I was on my For You tab and commented flirtatiously on a random person's skeet thinking it was a bloomf 😅

Wouldst thou like to live Gagaliciously

could it really be the final *FINAL* pool of the season?? 🥹

moments before the tank suddenly fell off and the macking occurred 🫢

forgot about all the bridal parties gdamn 🤦🏻‍♂️ has it gotten worse??

there's a pool party going on at my hotel here in palm springs and it's so tragically straight it hurts my soul. the music alone the DJ is playing, eek... 😭😭

okay this Perrie album 🤌🏼 yet I don't see many skeets about it...

palm springs bound today, hopefully the perfect pick-me-up

headed into the weekend vibrating at a low frequency I fear :-/

all this new music; so overwhelmed in a good way!

if y'all know of anyone hiring... MBA here, previously worked in management consulting and talent management before that. 🙏🏼

reflecting on life