we don't talk enough about this savage line from Maren Morris about her ex-husband!!

okay so that season 2 finale… those final scenes really did a number on me. wow.

tough day of insecurity and anxiety surrounding any skills I possess

okayyy Kehlani I hear you! this album so far no skips 🔥👌🏼

leak[ing] it

what's an album that came out within the past year or so that you feel fell off quick?

almost 3 weeks later still nothing and no ETA per the pharmacists 🙃 (Costco was also a bust for those who suggested)

I choose kindness 🥹👉🏼👈🏼 (the nicest, most funnest guys!!)

had no idea you're not supposed to use Pam spray on nonstick pans nor high heat. is this common knowledge?

am I the only one whose phone case makes their phone slippery? every time I reach for it the whole thing goes sliding and sailing away into the air

finally getting into The Comeback with season 1 (4 eps deep so far)

caught up on RPDR finale last night and never had it spoiled for me despite my delay. did people just not watch it or care at this point? I mean it was a slough to get through but happy for the winner, super talented.

finally back home and couldn't be happier!! the vibes have completely shifted 🥹 see how happy I am in this live photo below even

the sheer amount of new music today/this week cured my depression (for the moment) yesss... Anitta Demi Lovato Adéla Slayyyter Tyla+Zara Larsson Rosalía Kacey Musgrave Olivia Rodrigo Jessie Ware Anne Hathaway (Mother Mary) Ava Max Honey Dijon am I missing anything??

only ever had Trader Joe's "uncrustables" until now, tried Smuckers and it's more like suckers blegh

incredibly homesick. just casually crying over my lunch about it :(

It’s so frustrating. A lot of celebrity “interviews” are just influencers desperate to “hang out” with famous people they idolize. They rarely even ask questions, to say nothing of questions pertinent to anyone but themselves or stans. It’s a real loss for culture.

9 miles left on the EV as we rolled into the charging station, my anxiety and meltdown I was having I stg 😭 (in a random ass town)

yet again another friend just laid off yesterday; a different one texting me today that he's expecting similar situation at his firm based on current RIF. this economy man... and all the lies people in power continue to spin around it.

all the NY gays coming out of hibernation:

ate a Cadbury creme egg for the first time in years (decades) and my god I think I'm suddenly pre-diabetic. it was so sweet and inedible, how are people ingesting these things

omg he's so silly

postnasal so bad I just threw up as result. summer body incoming!

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

several pharmacies are out of my medication and their advice has all been to go to another city (with less demand for it) to get it refilled because they don't know when it'll be in stock

my music has sounded so soft and quiet on Apple Music for weeks and it turns out all i had to do was turn off sound check like?? 😭

Me, joking: I can’t believe we chose “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally” Conservatives, dead serious: it was a tough choice, but I’m glad we picked “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”

today's my first day of work at new job, back in corporate america, after 2.75 years since layoff. hoping this is a step in a more positive turn in my life.

Mr. Pibb Zero you will never be half the man that Dr. Pepper Zero is (grocery was out of the latter and daddy had a craving 😭)

gm

not to be dramatic but I think I'm having a worse Friday than Jesus did

this segment is insane they're like make extra money by renting out all your stuff, including clothes. like look how bad this economy has gotten??

He’s training to be a professional sign spinner 😜🤭

☠️☠️☠️

How to Get to Heaven from Belfast (Netflix) is such a hoot and really engaging. anyone else watching? I'm 4 episodes in.

Mariah's Glitter album is gone from all streaming platforms 😭, lambs we must take to the streets

it's interesting how the zeitgeist wants to cancel Chappell over that security thing yet someone like Kanye with his Nazi paraphernalia/views is still celebrated with sold out shows... make it make sense.

I stg if people joke about that man being dead tomorrow when he's not, so help me

that feeling after the dentist when your teeth are all clean 🤌🏼 how fast till I dirty it up again

watching latest drag race was acting way less traumatic having already had it spoiled

have a seat

it's 95° and there's too many straight people here in Palm Springs, help!

this Raye album... the artistry 🤌🏼🤌🏼

watching these excel training videos and dozing off and then have to rewatch because I missed everything 😭

reading Dungeon Crawler Carl now per recommendations and such... 50 pages in,it's just okay? A lot going on. I wanna fall back in love with reading but so far nothing is hitting.

may all your hump days be fergalicious

i don't understand why Alex Cooper is a thing, like?? (obvs I'm watching this Hannah Montana special)

watched Zootopia 2 and that Shakira song slaps! very 'waka waka' inspired

I need fiction novel recommendations! my reading list, which I hadn't checked in a few years, is a lot of intense nonfiction focused on capitalism, racism, classism, etc. 🫠