that Welcome to Derry season finale phewww!! really stuck the landing 😮‍💨😭

good morning to vanity fair and vanity fair only today

this new Xtina live Christmas from Paris album is just so damn good

anyone else experience people you don't even follow on IG seeing/commenting on your Close Friends stories?? has happened several times now with randos

exactly what happens behind the scenes over here

I'm in a gifting mood

woke up with intent to have a good day only to see the news of Rob & Michele Reiner, the mass shooting in Bondi Beach, the mass shooting at Brown University, the near JetBlue aircraft collision due to incompetent US Military aircraft in Venezuela. I don't even have the energy to scream atp like...

since I've no place to go...

how do y'all in cold weather areas keep your skin from being so dry? I bathed in moisturizing creme and yet still feel dry AF

as a fat kid it always bothered me in Home Alone that Kevin never took a bite of that microwavable mac & cheese

The list of things we are supposed to quit grows longer every day: Alcohol Sugar Milk Driving Napping Carbs The only replacements being offered are weed, pharmaceutical and xenophobia/racism.

do I take advantage of this lighting in the delta lounge restroom?

haircut powers activate

headed to DC tomorrow, I should only bring my every day clothes of t-shirt and shorts yes?

sad to report my summer speedo tan has mostly faded away 😔

I Love LA (HBO Max) is such a hoot! If you're not watching you're only getting half the laughs

hit a PR on bicep curls and well, I just think that's neat

rewatched Jingle All The Way for the first time since I was a kid and... it was just as bad as I remembered 🤦🏻‍♂️

everything reminds me of @bostongayboy.bsky.social

that Michelle Pfeiffer xmas film on prime (Oh. What. Fun.) is actually rather charming

I watched this for the first time recently on a flight and it's so charming! added to my regular holiday schedule. I will say though, the marketing when it first came out did not do it any justice

I know someone whose "minutes listened" for the year on Spotify Wrapped was over 175K like wtaf

the last wrapped as I'll switch to Apple Music in January but I'm still puzzled by #3 artist because I stg I barely listened to her this year legitimately?? also music age... 😭

I'm not an artist at all but been trying to sketch more for funsies

Since today’s the birthday of the only celebrity I have ever cared about or stanned, I will only be posting about Britney

😭😭 so which is it?

listening to LUX during today's workout? more likely than you think

dragged my lethargic corpse to the gym instead of worshiping my lord the couch, please clap

while playing cards against humanity: "Aaron Burr... he's the guy who shot Lincoln right?" 😭😭

this new Jessie J album is passing my current vibe check so well 👌🏼

binged Pluribus last night and oh my 👀

when I was a graduate student instructor my students would miss deadlines, never asked for extensions, we'd even work on assignments in class and they'd go crying to the professor who said dept forces us to give out the second to lowest grade rather than fail someone. insanity!

I'll do it butt only for the attention

about last night

I need Callum Scott to stop doing slow renditions of successful female pop songs and get his own material... (this Whitney "duet" at Macy's Parade...)

to all 🚬 near and far

kinda had this epiphany today that I don't really like the holidays. too much has happened in life and it's like chasing a childhood feeling that just can't be replicated

so what game is American Eagle playing partnering with Martha Stewart? (still not buying their "jeans")

the new I Love LA episode was sooo funny, I hope more people are watching 🥹

nw: Home for the Holidays (1995) this movie feels lost to time but I love it sm. still so relatable about family driving you crazy.

realizing I'm basically Parker Posey in You've Got Mail IRL 😅

no but srsly what are your top albums this year? I wanna make sure I'm not missing out on anything

bro I'm sofa king over this gdamn rain 😭

these kinks in public are ooc

my favorite new ornaments for the tree this season

does this app freeze for anyone else when watching videos? I have to consistently force close it because it becomes non-responsive

10 year old told me she liked my outfit; I'm Gen Alpha approved 💁🏻‍♂️

For example: Target: 10:4 - problem? Openly saying "we don't have to promote minority employees anymore and we were only doing it because of the trend, which has now changed". Ensuing boycott. Response? Make everyone down tools, approach and leer and engage customers in conversation. Then yell.

moving from Spotify to Apple Music: what are some things you love or maybe would want to make others who are making the switch aware of in advance?