gm bitches

drama on the skyline

White-knuckling it through this workday

gm from this ghostly chihuoOoOohuoOoOo

Found my Halloween costume

Ran a design workshop for six hours, time to return to my goblin form

Good morning

time for my afternoon pick-me-up

I love being a Chicagoan ✶✶✶✶ Lmaooo!

hey does anyone wanna hang out and do this

me and whoomf?

gm

me and whoomf?

Saturday morning, 64°F

gay termites be like "time to eat the house down"

Marking myself safe from knowing what a Taylor Swift is

It’s Friday

It’s October, and I’m back on my booshit

Almost weekend

It’s October, and I’m back on my booshit

You're all invited to the kiki

Attention federal workers, don't forget to burp the prison hooch fermenting under your desk today before signing off

Happy October btw

Attention federal workers, don't forget to burp the prison hooch fermenting under your desk today before signing off

It’s time to get spooky

💍

beard’s getting big #mcm

Just thinking about things

Monday, all aboard

"Gay agenda"? Oh, you mean —

"Gay agenda"? Oh, you mean —

Happy Dolly Parton Day, everyone

Took a Tylenol and now I’m glitching

I knew I was autistic when as a kid in school I had an assignment to write down what we remembered from a textbook lesson and I wrote the text verbatim and the teacher accused me of cheating so I recited it back to her word for word on the spot and she was like uhhh okay whatever gay boy go sit down

The “Project Runway” finale has divided this household (no spoilers)

It’s Friday

Fucking incredible. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Millennials are stronger than gen X because we drink from the dehumidifier

Good morning, bloomfies

lerrrgazepam

The doors that @radplanets.bsky.social has opened

Just completed a five-minute task that I’ve been putting off for a month

There is a 99% chance that this White House also believes if a woman is a virgin, the man has to "make the hole" first

Good morning

There's no humble way to talk about the blinding pain you experience when you sit down wrong and pinch the tip 😭

FYI Finnish pop music is just bop after bop, and I'm so here for it

Don't forget to get your rapture loyalty card punched today

FYI these are the same people who think they're getting raptured today

gm

Suspended for political reasons but reinstated five days later? Close enough, welcome back primetime Jesus