when he says he likes it raw

crab cheese lerrrgoons

NO GOOD PEEN GOES UNPOSTED

Strained my right shoulder at the gym

gm three-day workweek let’s go

Rewatching The Family Stone (2005) to refresh the white-hot hatred I feel toward Sarah Jessica Parker

I'm making cheese danishes with blueberries

rise and shine

Cucks who love Wicked be like "I've heard it said / that people cum into our wives"

Rate my bird

I'm two episodes in with Game of Wool, and a) I understand why the knitting community hates it and b) lul tf is even happening here

Just remembered my birthday is a month away

gm bluesky

This kind of filter nonsense is the only reason I keep Snapchat on my phone

gm

I went in as a former theater kid and staunch hater of the Act II stage musical, and bloomfs I am here to admit that I was the dumbest bitch alive because IT WAS INCREDIBLE HOLY SHIT I CRIED THREE TIMES

Bondi and Patel pulling a "we can't release them fully unredacted due to imminent criminal investigations into Democrats in the files" stunt in three, two —

Almost forgot we bought tickets to see Wicked tonight

Guys, don't use oil-based lube in the shower unless you wanna experience "what if a Slip N' Slide was one of those Saw traps"

gm

Real talk, this is the best thing I’ve ever posted

I've written again! This time expanding on the theme of gender that I bring up in the brain surgery post. This is posted on my work's website which is all about LGBTQA+ relationships... sayitoutloud.org.au/learn-more/m...

How come when the internet goes down it’s never The Internet I Need for Work and always The Internet I Need for Coping With Work

🚨 @bostongayboy.bsky.social 🚨

gm it’s time to get festive

It demands Peter Thiel

it’s Sunday

what a time to be alive

Actual footage of my weekend so far

Protein powder companies be like "oh the scoop? You thought the scoop would be on top of the powder? How about you reach in and fish around for it, you piece of SHIT fuck you"

gm

Once again asking the universe why I, a beautiful woman, must work for a living

that's me in the corner that's me in the spot-light forgetting why I went to the kitchen

#tbt to knitting this pair of beanies last year

A new cast member has emerged mid-season

send coffee, thx

Gay knitting world is a great exercise in accountability (I'm making a mesh crop top this winter to wear next summer, so we're locking in on ab workouts)

🤞🏻

just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:

My predictions: → Epstein vote is delayed but passes → Files are released → Talks of impeachment/charges rev up → Base starts distancing from Trump → WH announces Trump's health is declining → JD takes over "temporarily" → Trump resigns to avoid impeachment → JD assumes presidency 🍿

Get in, loser, we're cyberbullying Chris Pratt again

bugonia:

gm

This stomach virus has resulted in me losing five pounds in one day, which in gay world is what we call a blessing

Time for another exciting installment of "is this a depressive episode or is everything just really stupid right now"

Me at 5:45pm every day since DST ended

gm welcome to another week in the capitalist hellscape

Launching my own hate campaign against the term "minibus" with the same rage I felt toward "novel" back in the early COVID days