So, it's entirely weird being this type of autistic in gay party environments. Me: 😐

one of the easiest indicators of someone I don't want to spend any more time than necessary with is if they say something along the lines of: "This festival really just gives back what you give it, y'know"

~things are already getting interesting~

gm

as predicted I slept terribly before a travel day having to get up at 6am

got home and my bestie had already let himself in and had brought soup for dinner and we debriefed our Christmases while I unpacked/packed

back in my own bed for one night before going camping – nervous/excited – melatonin taken

This flight has wifi and I could watch a good array of films on the inflight entertainment, but instead I'm catching up on University Challenge Xmas Special episodes (coz they make me feel smart) on YouTube

Gotta love Australian airlines all being dedicated to being a little faggy. Like, it's impossible to not be served up a gay time

German Benjamin Button:

always love seeing the actual size of penguins and albatrosses. like, y'all didn't have to go so large, but take up space, divas

insane it now has over 1k likes. you like me, right now, you really like me

today's 100 pushups went 25-25-20-20-10 — getting better!

German Benjamin Button:

It's mid-Gooch Week and I have no idea what day it is

I had a good coffee but a terrible almond croissant for breakfast. Please respect my privacy at this time

repost coz I feel better about it today

It's crazy how hungry I am nearly every morning. My stomach really says "hi, hello"

me protesting the Iraq war

Always chicken salt on this type of fry. Salt n vinegar for thick cut.

of course my most liked ever pic came after I posted my top 4 of the year

I think the only fair way of having a bloomf meet-up is by hosting it in Sydney

I think one of the most embarrassing things one could do on here is wish someone happy birthday only to realise they never followed you back (this has not happened to me) (I swear)

do you ever go to tell someone they look like someone else and realise there's no possible way they'll take it well

the way these actors touch and play with each other in interviews and photoshoots is sexier and more convincing than gay influencers/sex workers and should be studied

*shakes violently* get this Christmas paraphernalia off me! 🎅🚫 *pfp restored*

I have not had any stollen this Xmas 😡

At! The gym

restorative 😌

LOVE when a cafe's large coffee cup is basically a soup bowl

despite it all, Adelaide still claims her

so, from watching the show and its promotional content, I seem to be into Ilya on screen and Hudson off screen. please respect how vulnerable I've been sharing this

It's Boxing Day and I'm spending it with my all-time bestie. So excited!

✨ good tidings ✨

fame is a gun and i point it blind

7km done. Stunning evening

I thought I would just want to relax today, but nah, I need to go for a walk

do you ever post with your left hand? it kinda feels like someone else is doing it

my hotel room is ridiculously nice

death by roast potatoes

It's Christmas morning here. Slept at my parents' place. Glad to have a hotel booked for the rest of the trip

using infinite scrolling for the first time:

felt like a tall glass of water

Lol @ the saves

*french accent* go on, crème brûlée diz boosay, papa

Last Christmas I gave you my heart The very next day Kali ma shakti de

This song is pumping a lot of 'nad lately youtu.be/xA1TJrx5ZI8?...

Did a leg workout and it's made my body feel hollow. Had a protein shake. That's what you do, right

😈😈😈

duck duck goose, but instead bottom bottom top