I didn't do it twice in a row, though. Apparently six spread out over eight is all my brain can handle 😒

proof of c(u/a)t

proof of c(u/a)t

ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy

Aurora Australis could be viewable from Sydney* tonight *If you drive away from Sydney to be somewhere dark enough

a mildly interesting thing I'd go back in time and tell myself would be how most people in the future don't have personal printers anymore because most things are digital and printer companies enshittified themselves

If the story is "toys are better for imagination than iPads", I wonder if the toys will be confronted by wooden toys lecturing them on micro plastics, too?

I'm getting a haircut after work. I can feel my appeal to others slipping.

Me, when no one sits next to me on public transport:

I wrote about my recent trip to the hospital... Please read, or do not. Whichever! anoddgeography.substack.com/p/so-youve-h...

for those currently experiencing The Cold™, can I suggest visiting the southern hemisphere?

I'm giddy with rest. But also still sleepy af

😭 I did it. For the first time in a month, I slept seven hours straight 😭

my cat could not care less about the catnip i got him. he LOVES cat grass and will try any other house plant, but the one specifically tailored to his needs, no dice

ok, on top of that 😊 now to never work a day in my life again

342 unread emails, here we go

now to attempt that thing called..... work (sp?)... first time in a month. hope it's like riding a bike

got more sleep last night than the two nights prior, mostly coz cough has subsided. nose is still being a right asshole, though

rewatching comfort season, drag race down under S4... everyone should watch, there's only two green queens, the rest are great

just did a nasal rinse and what came out was like those cartoon ghouls that escape a haunted chest when opened

me right before I come:

that sprite alleviated something, thank you lemonade gods

caveat: if you don't understand my skeets lately, this is what my head feels like

by your 40s, every couple of years you notice that they're announcing a "brand new crop of young talent" and you see a line up of fully formed adults that you think you look as young as still

I bought my cat two plants today and he's only politely acknowledged their existence and carried on with his day of ennui

It's cool that when you have a problem, if someone points out a worse problem that exists, your problem just goes away

I got another couple of hours sleep. It's my first day back at work, but I've had to take it off. Surely tonight will be better.

ok, I'll bite. What's "snow"?

I slept from 8pm to midnight, but I've been awake since (almost 4am) and I can't find a position to sleep in so I can breathe/not cough. FML

what's an acceptable time to go to bed - it's now just after 5pm... my first day back to work tomorrow and i'm having one of my worst post-surgery days, i can't believe this ffs

yep, i'm totally invested — although I would have asked a few more, different questions if I was her

omg this exact same thing happened to me

time for Pluribus

giving this energy

AAAHH

ok I got three (3) hours this morning. do I coast on that now so I don't ruin tonight? omg I'm a wreck

barely slept a wink last night... no idea what happened... i'm so tense and breathing is difficult

It's 2:30am... I can't sleep. Bad cough. Brain wired, don't know why.

This is what they took from you

This is the actual scan of my brain btw

why is "take ONE pill THREE times a day" more confusing than it ought to be? wouldn't "take THREE pills a day, but not all at once" be easier to understand?

I wrote about my recent trip to the hospital... Please read, or do not. Whichever! anoddgeography.substack.com/p/so-youve-h...

vacuum the entire apartment. pat the cat. cat hair flies off into the apartment.

every summer i plunge into cutting up a mango with utmost confidence but always forget how to do it properly and end up with a mess

this is getting out of control

hahaha two likes alike! @darthazius.bsky.social @lerrrgan.bsky.social

two likes alike @awhchaos.bsky.social @joshsedai.bsky.social

At the re-installing of the sculpture Joy in Stanley St Darlinghurst, commemorating all the sex workers & street walkers who were once so common in the area. Put back anew after a 30 year hiatus. #publicsydney