sorry but myki was light years ahead of everyone else and while shocking, the eliminated queen tripped and fell. the winner of the lip sync ate.

remembering when i was an adult

Shit sleep, didn't eat enough yesterday, slight hangover, have a commitment at 11:30am ... Need to eat to get back to sleep, 8am now, will I have time for a nap???

it's 3am and I need a hug

went to a social thing tonight that i've been simultaneously looking forward to and fearing and it was so much better than I feared, but also the thing I feared happened, too. my philosophy still holds: most things are neutral

Is this anything?

I really thought the cooler temperatures overnight would aid sleep but I'm still struggling 🫩

cannibalism! and old technology are two of my fav pop songs of the past year so i'm very excited to hear the rest of the album

banksy's been very quiet since he was murdered

Your periodic reminder that there is a website that lets you listen to local radio stations anywhere in the world This is honestly one of the coolest inventions ever, imo. Global access to hyper-local imagined communities

Female sperm whales support one another during the birthing journey—behavior that was long considered unique to humans and a few primates. Read now in @science.org: bit.ly/4bIKkeo

this cool change owns my whole ass

I have an outfit that includes an oversized flannel and I love how it makes me feel Jane from Daria or early-90s Janeane Garofalo

finished work for the week and did an hour of leg day, lesssgooo

bad sleep followed by a fire alarm ringing from the building next door. kill me

uh oh it's after midnight on a school night and I'm still wide eyed

so confused by how much i'm eating versus some of the nicest compliments on my body recently

just feeling harassed by things-to-do y'know

It was a reasonable price and exactly what I was looking for!

mentally preparing myself to pay a premium on a white jockstrap or thong I want for a costume as I don't have time to buy online and wait for delivery (USAmericans, do not bother saying what you're about to say)

Australia abstaining coz... Well... *Gestures at our history* (Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander and Pasifika slavery)

look man harry potter just meant a lot to me as a kid. it taught me important lessons, like how being fat is bad, being a woman with masculine features is bad, systemic oppression is fine, trying to fight against systemic oppression is cringe, and that everyone should grow up to be a cop

i think sometimes cis people truly have a hard time understanding that jk rowling is a living person actively using her wealth to fund the international assault on trans lives. she’s not some Complicated Author we can have a spirited debate about separating from the art with!!!!!

I have a clear view of the electronic devices of two men sitting near me. One a boomer, the other a suit around my age. The former listens to Fade Into You by Mazzy Star and reads the lyrics, the other reads a Discworld novel on his Kindle.

the lighting was homophobic but I managed with a lamp and bathroom light from the side, I hope that's ok

Plane is delayed because of lightning over the airfield and the ground crew can't be on the tarmac in this weather. Learnt a thing

that Moana trailer is rough jfc whyyyy

definitely going to the airport way too early because IT'S A RITUAL AND I'M DEFINITELY NOT ANXIOUS

oh bsky put an adult label on that pic! I'm an adult now!

the lighting was homophobic but I managed with a lamp and bathroom light from the side, I hope that's ok

gay autistic son or gay ADHD son? and are they already dating?

when I tell you this t-shirt I just found in a thrift store was the best six dollars I've ever spent

Another nostalgia trip: at South Melbourne markets getting a hot jam donut

listen, they're good (?), but it's reminding me of those tiktoks making fun of improv groups

Underwhelmed! At the conference

I b-lined to Fern Gully in the Botanic Gardens for nostalgia's sake

went to one of my oldest* gay friend's place for dinner and he has probably the best views of Melbourne I've ever seen...I definitely didn't feel poor! *longest known

naarm af

fun fact: I was born and lived the first six years of my life here. it always has a haze of 80s nostalgia hanging over it

Hello, Melbourne

Airlines have it all wrong, they should board people by height and assign seats by comfort for that individual.

two of my favourite Spanish words are náufrago and caballo

I wonder what my hotel lighting-mirror combo will be like 🤔

luckily my work meal allowance is ridiculously high. I shall get a cute snacky snack to combat my disappointment in the world

lackluster cheese & tomato toastie at the airport because it's now one of the only food items under $10 ... seriously, just hasten the death of all this

new artists, don't rely on pastiche challenge 2026

running in the rain carrying a suitcase, on a warm, humid day, results in what I must say is one of the worst sensations. is it sweat, rain or both? it's both

i'm packing-everything-possible-to-aid-good-sleep-on-a-two-night-trip years old

God Considering Moving Dinosaurs To Separate Area Of Heaven https://theonion.com/god-considering-moving-dinosaurs-to-separate-area-of-he-1847722962/

scrolling through photos from the last 15 years and boy o boy do i wish i could go back and tell my younger self that i was enough