at the circus and one of the clowns just said “forgive me master” i gotta get the fuck outta here

pov you’re in the smoke pit at the circus and one of the clowns is trying to get you to step a little bit to the right. yeah to the right. just a liiiiittle bit more. perfect. no sweetheart don’t even worry about that giant X on the ground it’s definitely fine

I get a lot of questions from trans gals early on in their HRT journey worrying about not seeing results and I truly cannot stress enough that it is a marathon, not a sprint. This is me like 6 months in, vs. me nearly 6 YEARS in. You'll get there! Just let it cook.

pov you’re in the smoke pit at the circus and one of the clowns is trying to get you to step a little bit to the right. yeah to the right. just a liiiiittle bit more. perfect. no sweetheart don’t even worry about that giant X on the ground it’s definitely fine

in case you’ve been wondering what i’ve been up to the answer is posting absolute bangers on tumblr dot com. my wit is sharp as ever

Update: ive been doing better. Fuck everything that ever told me I wasn't allowed to be this happy. That I wasn't allowed to feel this whole. The anger is righteous. The beauty is divine. Babes, take your lives back. Take it all. Fight for your soul back. Fuck the norm. We deserve better. ✨️💕✨️💕

in case you’ve been wondering what i’ve been up to the answer is posting absolute bangers on tumblr dot com. my wit is sharp as ever

hey it’s been three months and i’m half dead but i’m back. let me just take a quick look at the last thing i posted before my hiatus. oh? joe camel x reader? alright well see y’all in another 3 months

me when I meet @isawken.bsky.social

self insert fanfic joe camel reader insert joe camel wattpad yumeship joe camel would joe camel fw a white chick with a fat ass would joe camel fw a white chick with a fat ass reddit r/joecamelimagines reader x joe camel

2025 has me this 🤏 close to sprinting on all fours to the corner store and buying two packs of camel turkish golds and two packs of parliament lights and two packs of marlboro reds and two packs of yellow american spirits and doing some noah’s ark shit to my respiratory system

WOAH im late but clown party YIPPIE

i made some desk job affirmations to get me through the day

if you want this file attached, you must first solve my riddles unmatched

we should go back in time and find the first guy who said aloud to his community “hey i think we should make permanent settlements in this one place and start planting our own crops” and beat him to death with rocks, stones, etc

i made some desk job affirmations to get me through the day

doing that beauty blogger thing where i put an object up to the camera and make cute little faces as i display it at different angles but instead of some product it’s a gnome i found in the forest and he is pissed off and cursing me in his little gnome language and trying to bite my fucking fingers

Here's an older pic of me doing clown makeup :3 Def should redo it some time lmao

quickies 028 (not so quick edition)

halloween 2023 baby

A classic vex meme

and bonus drawing

yipee!!!!! its an oldie but i love this pic

listen to me young poster. i am speaking directly into your ear now. you are going to go on into your photo roll and you are going to reply to this with a clown or jester related image of your choosing. you will do this for me. because its Fool Friday baby!!!

listen to me young poster. i am speaking directly into your ear now. you are going to go on into your photo roll and you are going to reply to this with a clown or jester related image of your choosing. you will do this for me. because its Fool Friday baby!!!

why did they make the process of buying vehicles such a logistical stressful nightmare. i dont wanna haggle or review itemized lists for scams or get a 3rd party inspector. i should be able to get a car for four quarters from a vending machine at my local costco right next to the temporary tattoos

Lesser Known Waifu: the girl in the photo instructions for How To Shotgun A Beer on wikihow

10 grundlers have been spotted bullying a prangler by the river

this is your response to seeing cajun food?

Today's vibe

local bunny frolics in meadow

training in the art of pissing in new and confounding ways

hey :3

if you build it, they will cum

ineffable and unfuckable should be synonyms

hey so is there like a prostate implant surgery. can i get a prostate. it's not gender related. i want to experience a prostate orgasm real bad. i have a perfectly functioning vagina and clitoris and don't have any trouble cumming from those i'm just. greedy

[dm’ing the person meticulously archiving a majority of my waking life] so what are we 👉👈

do u think you could classify whatever it is that northernlion and librarian have going on as a situationship

yuri between a girl and a cloud of noxious, mind-altering fumes

i think we (furries) should refer to all fursuits as "she". like a boat

if chickens could speak english the phrase "your chickens coming home to roost" would refer to being rewarded for your good deeds and kindly nature

girl are you a mutant bearog because you're a friendly freak that spends most of its time confused but just wants to be loved

Gracious sire you have truly "gotten their rear" with this remark!

nice argument. however i have already portrayed you as the beleaguered dour jester and myself as the whimsical joyous jester

Kid in a 90s movie: I’m gonna hurl

No hetero we smoking penises

can I get a clown suit pic with the squirty flower on and one with it off? can I get 3 pics of your clown horn in any position? also can I get a normal pic of your balloon animal from the front and one where it’s spread open? can i get a vid of you pulling a bunch of handkerchiefs out of any orifice