being goth/emo was so rough man i could never go back to having to navigate my closet exclusively using my sense of touch

ohio i am inside of you

now, the trick with tumbleweed is to hold it by its abdomen- grabbing it by its pedicellariae will harm the tumbleweed. it may not look like it, but this tumbleweed is calm thanks to my gentle and steady grasp, and is emitting a soft rustling noise, indicating that it is feeling comfortable and safe

I love seeing them in the summer after their winter coat is rolled off, they look so small!

now, the trick with tumbleweed is to hold it by its abdomen- grabbing it by its pedicellariae will harm the tumbleweed. it may not look like it, but this tumbleweed is calm thanks to my gentle and steady grasp, and is emitting a soft rustling noise, indicating that it is feeling comfortable and safe

do you see it. my vision

[in the tone of a motivational poster at the gym] get more feminist. think of the most feminist you could possibly be, positions that make you think “that’s a bit extreme :/“ and push it two notches past that. there’s your goal, now get to work. women need you.

hi yes hellow can i stay here for the rest of my natural life

smash bros brawl announcer: Voodoo Ranger Yoda! crunchy wiimote speaker: good to drive, I am!

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WEEVIL FLLOOOWWWWWWWW

weevil stands for WifE (EVIL)

As they ready to pay the government of Iran 100’s of millions to end the war, Trump admin officials state “the real regime change was the friends we made along the way”

ken family new mexico trip thread

A true country bumpken

going to visit my grandfather in new mexico for a few days

Nobody: Xemnas in KH2:

trying this

no one can convince me living in the country is bad when this is my view when i take a shit

Digital circumcision is what they do to you if you screw up in the Yakuza.

human specialization is insane. like 100k years ago a few humans went “hey if you focus on getting good at gathering berries i’ll get good at making clothes” and now guys who’ve never touched a soybean irl drink soylent green every morning while operating a machine whose entire purpose is plagiarism

And you know what they say, clown family who found together, pound clown together

i’m getting sundered later so if you come over tomorrow just remember i’ll be fourteen debased echoes of my former resplendent soul

slowest day i’ve had at work all month and i feel so alive. time theft should be a federally protected labor practice

Brown Sugar Decafed Pour Over Iced Coffe With Oat’s Milk? 🤔 Yum Dot Com! ☝️😃

silent hill 2 had such an amazing digital circumcision

amazing! this circus is truly digital,

guy trying to sell his hardcore erotic clown orgy novel to the tenderqueer crowd: if you think about it, the circus is the ultimate found family,

sources are saying im really cute, very gorgeous, and quite biteable!!!

omg you guys you’re never gonna believe this. but apparently my slimeboy girlfriend’s dad is famous?? he was in a movie with robin williams back in the day! i’m stunned. heres a picture, let me know if any of you recognize him

okay, yes, i will admit it: i shouldn’t have put your slimeboy girlfriend into a jello mold. i recognize that and i apologize. however, in my defense, he is clearly loving the chopped up bits of hot dog and marshmallows i added

omg you guys you’re never gonna believe this. but apparently my slimeboy girlfriend’s dad is famous?? he was in a movie with robin williams back in the day! i’m stunned. heres a picture, let me know if any of you recognize him

Twitter User isawken’s ‘Slimeboy Girlfriend’ Character Turns Into Overnight Hit, Everyone Loves Him And Also Wonder What He Tastes Like (The Answer Will Surprise You!)

i’m sorry i’ve been so down lately. it’s just been really hard ever since my slimeboy girlfriend left me, and i haven’t been coping very well. last night i stuck my hand into a big jar of mayonnaise just to feel close to him again

dude can you please try to keep better track of your slimeboy girlfriend?? yes, he’s trying to fuck my stretchy rainbow glitter asmr slime collection. AGAIN

okay, yes, i will admit it: i shouldn’t have put your slimeboy girlfriend into a jello mold. i recognize that and i apologize. however, in my defense, he is clearly loving the chopped up bits of hot dog and marshmallows i added

at the club sipping straight goo out a straw i put right into your slimeboy girlfriend

one thing about me is if i see a song i like. and then another version called [song i like] (sped up) im gonna eat that shit right up

this is my vision board for the month of june. june is going to be good to us whether it wants to or not

i hate it when stores put products in the checkout lane to try to get you impulse buy

this is my vision board for the month of june. june is going to be good to us whether it wants to or not

young man cheers at cloud

starting a post with "all the other mollusks on the sea floor make fun of me" and hitting discard because what am i saying man

scoobert dubious

this is how your email finds me btw *photo of my hand gripping the knob of your front door*

this is how your email finds me btw *photo of my hand gripping the knob of your front door*

"fool" = gender neutral "clown" = gender hostile "jester" = gender friendly

“fool” is gender neutral, “clown” is not. i will not be explaining this further

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