i will never stop believing the forum rumors that you actually do have a 0.01% drop rate on the rare bigtop clown unicycle mount

going to try to go full No Phone from 12-6 today. going to try to indulge in more meaningful things than just scrolling on my phone all day, like getting wine drunk and reading fanfiction

let's be low level early game enemy mobs together

do you promise you like me even tho my loot drops are subpar. will you still love me despite the fact that my highest rarity item drop is bronze tier

We lost an entire generation of Malcom in the Middle type white boys to meth and alt-right pipelines

It suddenly became 80 degrees out so it's a summer dress day

bone temple pilots

Too late, I've already depicted you as the theatrical mask of tragedy and me as comedy.

in Woke 2.0 we're reading books instead of clinging onto dead franchises

🎉 Faceless Friday 🎉 #clown

"Resist call of voters" is a wild way to describe elected officials ignoring the wishes and demands of their constituents who elected them and they are literally paid to represent

hmm what should i do today and with the rest of my life

It's important to have a good work-silly balance

i get all my serious done at work so i can do all my silly when i get home

hey can we upload gifs here yet. i have an animated image id like to share to express how my job has made me feel the past few days

if i’m being honest i feel the same way about memes that boomers do about cable tv. back in my day we didn’t have all the options kids do today. all we had was i can haz cheeseburger, inception, and chuck testa. and we were HAPPY

I need to enlist some friends, we've got a mission

my friend, the clown wizard: oh fuck. dude. please tell me you didn’t just take a sip from that black and white striped potion bottle clearly labeled “mime juice” me: 🫷✋☝️🤨🫴🫸

next time its gonna be you having to visit yet another streamer in their hospital bed, with the blanket dipping cavernously wherever their dong used to be. as you sob at the pitiable sight the doctor approaches you “…who do you think gave you the dong?”

Nl giving you top surgery: two big ones. Enhance pair? That won’t be necessary.

I am CAPTIVATED by Big Guy

gm y’all i think there is something deeply wrong with me. ~a year ago i had a dream about northernlion giving me bottom surgery. and last night i dreamt that jerma was taking care of me post bottom surgery. he made me lemon water and told me he loved me. do i need to get put on a psychiatric hold

DO YOUR HORMONES DO NOT SUCCUMB TO THE HELLWORLD STAY ON YOUR HORMONE SCHEDULE YOU'RE ONLY GONNA GET HOTTER

no, i do not have a "princess wand", merely a humble shepherdess's crook

new animal crossing update sounds neat and all but i’m just not interested in going back until they reintroduce trench warfare to the series

Ok you can kinda see my arms in these (old bcuz my hair is long). Don’t make me regret posting these lol

Today's vibe

anyone else trying to convince themselves it's gonna be ok before realising you sound like a soldier dying in a trench

Ah the sun... Nature's big natural

i think i hauve covid

seasonal depression got me so over this winter bullshit i’m lustily looking at images of the sun on my phone

how do i explain to a gen alpher that back in the year 2000 this was the coolest possible thing you could look at

they should pair autistic barbie with adhd ken, given that's about four different couples I know

*cocks gun* put on the jammies. put on the fucking jimjams

i can’t tell you the last time you played the circle game, but what i can do is tell you the last time you lost it

We are one week away and 25 folks away from hitting FIVE HUNDRED EARLY SIGN-UPS which feels absolutely absurd and also an achievable number I would love to hit because that number will scratch my little goblin brain

Tonight's vibe

Two patricks diverged in a yellow spongebob

Foul Jester

*zoom out to all the hands slowly curling into circles* Beware the man who speaks in pants

outside the bar trying to meet women by asking them for a light for my cig and one of them does give me a light, she even raises the lighter to my cigarette for me, and i’m so nervous cus i’ve never actually had a cigarette before and when she lights it i suck in reaaaaally hard and swallow it whole

i’m so deeply sad to hear of the recent celebrity passing. i don’t want to come off as parasocial, but i really loved his work and his talent will be missed. i thought he was fantastic in severance and- [intern comes on stage and whispers something in my ear] oh seriously? lol. lmao. thats awesome

i can’t tell you the last time you played the circle game, but what i can do is tell you the last time you lost it

✨ Stars in your eyes ✨ #clown #clowncore

mommy's slutty little gyoza

in spite of the troubles brewing in america you must live mas. if there is one thing you cannot forget. you can't let them take living mas away from you

our old man Peeburt got dental surgery today and he’s absolutely out of his freaking mind on the pain shot they gave him. his pizza fell over and he’s just been staring at it blankly for like three minutes