just thinking about naboo starfighters naboo starfighters are the best ship design in any scifi ever i love naboo starfighters i would fuck a naboo starfighter

every day just feels like this now

its so daurk in here

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just remembered we’re all gonna make it

this one's for the gamers

johnny cage has transmed vibes fr. i don't have to worry about saying shit like that anymore, have you looked outside lately. the only clout left is in slaughter and we're all lambs. Kabal also has transmed vibes

This is me, if u even care

hey everyone i need help. what’s that Internet Law where it’s like: if the anthro animal you’re jerking it to has human intelligence then its not bestiality. it has a name like Bidoof’s Law. u might not believe this but googling variations of “furry porn law not bestiality” has not been successful

You’ve convinced me, we’re making it Yellowsky now

Some people wouldn't know taste and joy if it hit them over the head

sometimes you cut up an old shirt and achieve transcendence. other times its cropslop

For Unlawful Carnival Knowledge

if you’re over the age of 15 and you think you hate the color yellow you should honestly be embarrassed. yellow is the color of bees and dandelions and midday sun and number 2 pencils and goldfinches and most cheeses and lemons and rubber duckies and bart simpson. it’s objectively a beautiful color

of course clowns are sexy, you can’t spell carnival without carnal

women love me because of my adequate grooming and normal psychomotor activity

got my psychiatric results back

Want to rend your enemy’s penis asunder? Just click your Spellbook, scroll down to the “Asunder” chapter, and select “Penis”

goodbye fuck ass february hellow mid ass march

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1 repost = 1 ibuprofen

real big shoutout to the multiple people who tagged me and sent this to me. very glad y’all know exactly what i’m about

i was not expecting grace in RE9 to be such a classic girlfailure. she keeps her occupationally-issued gun in her fucking backpack and she starts half her sentences with a stutter like a scooby-doo character. i want to give her the world

leon kennedy is not a Cool Guy. you can make his voice deeper and make him broodier and give him a porsche and the biggest handgun ever but he’s always going to be, at his core, lame as fuck. and real ones know why that’s why he’s good

can't wait for the day I turn on antiques roadshow and see a weathered statuette of a busty anime girl in a maids outfit and it's worth millions

need him scrounging through my bush like a hog sniffing for truffles

clowns don’t die, they just move to a big circus upstate where they have more room to run around and ride their unicycles :o)

bad news guys. i’m stuck on a desolate island with two k-pop boys…. resources are scarce, but i think we’ll be okay. i was just able to rub them against each other to create fire

i do like that one of the most unifying forces online is everyone's collective hatred of Max Landis

I look like this btw

Drew the Toxapex girlfriend for the Corsola I posted. She is a drummer in a band and just as mean as she looks #myart #pokemon #gijinka #pokemongijinka #ocsky

getting cancelled for dressing up as a nonwhite character for halloween (miku binder thomas jefferson)

pokemon day predictions: - poke-ai bot you can talk to but it just responds in the pokémon’s typical name-saying. $25 on all app stores. - they created an irl eevee using cat + dog DNA. not purchasable, will be euthanized after event - lusamine is back and yep. she’s woke - vaporeon bath water

mitzvahmaxxing torahpilled sigmajew DEVASTATES soy christcel, utter humiliation via scripturemogging

*trying to be bold and subversive* femgirl hooters

small em-dash humiliation

as a quirky indie gal in 2014 CE i can’t overstate how much broad city meant to me. in an era where you had to watch trailer park boys every time you went to your dealer, it was refreshing to see him laugh at women being shitty instead of men for 20 minutes, before immediately switching back to tpb

you can mock me all you want. my em dashes are bigger———and therefore more sexually titillating——— than yours

carl from aqua teen hunger force backstory

I wrote this comic 2 years ago. I was terrified when I wrote it but had hope it wouldn't come to pass and would be a reminder of how bad things got before we pulled back. It not only has, it has gotten even worse. This is absolutely terrifying and will destroy lives if passed.

magical girl transformation except i turn into a 44 year old man sipping a budweiser and flipping burgers on a grill

got myself a clowngirl chaser call that a chucklefucker

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be funny on the internet. what do you think i was doing on the neoboards. that’s right. honing my skills