i ordered a garden hose sprayer from an online store that has multiple vendors and somehow, this was the return label for the order's 24"-long box. i hope that everyone who moved this package from one place to another enjoyed thinking about what i could have ordered from "Horse Loverz Dot Com"

Shines like a flashlight

known #art

Who needs lights when it's bright on its own

A ways to go for this fish catcher

Proof I'm an Icy Bitch

Relatedly, you are not only what you can do for people.

Dark Sun Gwyndolin with that cunty little mask and that snatched waist and that infinite hallway, of course she's the envy of every trans girl.

Go on, kindle the first flame. The age of fire can surely be perpetual. Just one more kindling.

Eventually I will make a t shirt that makes someone try to kill me

I am breathing thorns right now. I am growing and I will thrive and nothing will get close enough to me to stop that

Thinking about thorns again

Thorns

Not everything is for you. Sometimes people aren't on your wavelength and you'll never get their gist. If you find yourself saying "I don't get it" you can just move on instead of demanding answers

If you reply to any of my posts asking me to explain my opinion or joke to you specifically you get blocked. I'm here to post not teach.

trying to lift spirits like a mom with a depressed teen: hey remember when cheney died? remember when that guy got kirked? remember when that guy said you wouldn't last three seconds in his dead moms pussy? what we did to fallon? you used to have so much fun here c'mon

Watching GDQ inspired me to try drawing Raziel from Soul Reaver again

if you were an NPC what would your bark be?

me and my buddy always read that typo out loud whenever that argonian loading screen was up

going in for some surgery monday, nothing big but I wont be mobile for a while afterwards and I'm really not looking forward to that

The process of making links...so many links

fresh chain

Ok, have a good day

Mr. and Mrs. smith, I don't know how to say this, but your daughter is going to be a sonic speedrunner Mr. smith, voice shaking, holding his crying wife: its ok Margaret, he means the genesis sonics I'm sure the doctor, lowering his clipboard, shakes his head slowly

If you send your siblings kids presents you don't have to show up for their birthday and your family can't get mad at you commentator from the couch, mouth on the microphone: we call that bday skip, it saves four hours

you can immediately spot which lesbians are from out of state because they thought uninsulated doc martins would count as winter boots in sub zero temps

bro turns out I was SO WRONG

I missed the pre-order date for the AC6 concert cd! Fuck! Now i may never be able to get it :(

Teaching would be way more chill if I didn't have all this back end stuff to do. Attendance? Grading? Scheduling?? Nerd shit.

you get: my attendance at the department meeting I get: the entire bag of bagels and 2lbs of cream cheese

two summers ago I did a bad job harvesting my garden so last summer we had an entire crop of volunteer potatoes I store in the cellar and I used some last night to make amazing french fries for lunch and I'm staring lovingly at them right now. This is like a fable.

I'm inoculating myself to annoying stem nerds by having agdq on in the background while I do semester prep

Preparing for the next semester by greasing everything in sight. New year new grease.

PA system crackles: Mr. Golem, please report to the machine shop. Mr. Golem, machine shop. Thank you.

I am done with my graceless heart so tonight I'm gonna cut it out and then restart #art 🧶

These fries are all frenched up looking

The new support beams are just raw lumber. I made metal footings for them but I want them to look nicer. Some seals and blessings are probably going to be stamped or stenciled on them after staining

We put up 2 new supports for the main beam in the house (the old owner removed them to make the basement "open concept" and the inspector didn't say shit about it when we bought the place) and we each did the final weight bearing install on one. We hold this house up together now.

Working on layered printing for the talismans. The red is a little transparent so it's not exactly what I want but it's close

Happy full moon everyone

Were you outside eating snow? Don't lie

repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally

I just started the new Fate series and I could watch these two ancient gay boys have a magic fight for a whole season yeah why not

Just gonna put this out there and see: custom iron shackles

Universal Bitches Income

Baby pig that sleeps on my feets