This is my new catchphrase

This shouldn't be allowed

It's so humid here my hair is so curly and huge

My dad learning he's sitting next to a big group of gays from Montreal

Me when I hear other French Canadians on the beach near me

How is there already an international women's day when we all just learned they existed a few days ago

#drinking #saltwater

"The wood feeds the fire. The fire transforms the wood. That is our love."

if you needed a charm for something, what would it be? one word answers only.

In a different country, on my same bullshit (identifying birdcalls)

First off, I didn't throw "some bug" at you. I threw my specially trained war scorpion. Secondly, please give it back.

I am in Mexico so if you are also here and follow me, look for me waving

it is very alpha to have your AI girlfriend describe her non existent boobs to you

If the AI girlfriend can only tell you about the sex she's having and can't crank you off, you're being cucked by the computer. Your gamer chair is a cuck chair now

Chapters babysitter is sending me pictures of him making faces I've never seen before

I say this everyday behind the same guy in line for the hotdog cart

Trial mix

過去絵GIFシリーズ

What are some things you like at the airport? Is one of them ceilings? They don't have those here

Smashing the emergency glass at the schvitz to get as many old man items on this list as possible, please help

I am at the Atlanta airport and this place is a mess rn

If they don't want to let people live free these lawmakers should do the other half of their state motto

this post brought to you by the fixing of the Ironclad's helmet while ruining the sword, the only design element I could point out in that game I liked

rogue lite deckbuilder that is good to look at challenge level impossible

its weird to look back at pics of me with shorter hair now. who is this person?

"Can we have a meeting? Can it be at noon??" Asks everyone who doesn't understand that some people get a single break in their day and if you try to take it from me the next meeting is going to be about funeral arrangements

we don't need to celebrate whenever the admin reaches into its bottomless vat of gormless toadies to replace the previous one who has outlived their usefulness. every downfall is just a changing of the guard and prisoners don't usually cheer for that

Cynics online will tell you the only way to achieve this feeling is hard drugs or alcohol or manic dissociation, but I'm here to tell you it's possible to feel this way in a perfectly natural, sober state by doing just one thing, and that thing is killing

if you needed a charm for something, what would it be? one word answers only.

i'm disappointed but not shocked that this time capsule from 2016 is not only still true, but maybe even more true

Peter’s local number: 802-863-2525 Peter’s DC number: 202-224-4242 Peter’s email form: www.welch.senate.gov/email-peter/ (he only responds to Vermonters, so go get him, my fellow gravel-hearted green mountain pals

I love calling to chew out elected officials. They send me useless letters thanking me for it afterwards too.

ok I might open these up in a few weeks, watch this space

If I did a thing where you told me what you needed a small charm for (luck, love, protection, etc,) and I designed and forged you one blind box style, say maybe $25-$50 range, how many of you would hop on that?

finally fixed a piece of equipment I needed to finish my big commission, just in time to go on vacation for a week and not be able to work on it! COOL.

Ok who needs a bolt for their hand crossbow?

a woman stout of heart and fat of ass

cant wait to see every democrat vote for trumps new insane nominee

i don’t know what github is. my life hasn’t gone in that direction

Radiatore went outside today for a little open-air concert. This figure is hand-sculpted polymer clay; the guitar is laser-cut wood with epoxy clay details, instrument wire, and an hand-woven strap.

One was a grave digger and WWII veteran and the other was a billiards bar owner who robbed a bank that ended up in the death of the bank manager. He was sentenced to death by hanging at Bordeaux prison in Montréal not too long before capital punishment was outlawed in Canada.

a woman stout of heart and fat of ass

Ok boss, got all these swords hammered out into ploughshares and the spears to pruning hooks just like y...wait what's happening now?

Deciding on what kind of negative attention I want to get this evening

The inky cap mushroom hat (and necklace) turned out so nice!! Completely hand sewn and beaded because I am a mad woman 🎃🍄

you know i keep that thang on me (in my apartment, in its special box)

Ok who needs a bolt for their hand crossbow?

You ever think about the pint of sinovial fluid the doctor took out of your knee at night? Wondering if it knows who I am anymore, if it's lonely