The Ugly Machine
@theuglymachine.bsky.social
π€ 9555
π₯ 260
π 13495
Rust Witch Blacksmithing and metal art Inquiries:
[email protected]
https://ko-fi.com/theuglymachine
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New anvil, new pinned post. I'm in my powerful relics era.
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7 months ago
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They don't call it forecefemming anymore they call it getting a Her Job
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about 3 hours ago
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As a teacher, the only course of action when I see something like this is rendering down the entire human body into base components then using that to make portopotty waste catch bins
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about 5 hours ago
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Warming up for heat treat during a blizzard, this is the best place to stand
about 6 hours ago
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Pre-quench grind
loading . . .
about 6 hours ago
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Xeni Flowers | Horror Art
about 6 hours ago
Artists! Quote with your fanart
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Artists! Quote with your fanart
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about 7 hours ago
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Flail for sale! Come and get it π
4 days ago
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You all have an opportunity to make somebody very happy this holiday season...
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about 11 hours ago
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π Jenna π
about 12 hours ago
OMG πβ¨π
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Tenga egg advent calendar
about 12 hours ago
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NY Times Pitchbot
about 15 hours ago
Teenagers are old enough to have sex with middle aged men. They are not old enough to be trans. by Megyn Kelly
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This piece is now up for sale! One of a kind spiked chain flail, all handmade by yours truly. $500 USD + free shipping within the US. DM to inquire, I'd be happy to provide more photos and measurements upon request.
4 days ago
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This piece is for sale! $500usd, DM me for info
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4 days ago
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It's important to have a powerful anvil to make smith great things
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1 day ago
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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir)
1 day ago
I have a series of new glass mini wreaths in the shop. They're gorgeous on Christmas trees but also look great as wall hangings. $50. I'm going to be adding more new stuff over the next few days as my health allows and will give 10% of this weekend's sales to the Roadrunner Food Bank.
nora.jewelry
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Fresh hot steel
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Jessie π¦
over 1 year ago
@transsalamander.bsky.social
took a picture with this lighting so I was legally obligated to paint it
#art
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The sisters are here to work
1 day ago
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sweater dress kinda makes me want to get a harness and just go ada wong mode
15 days ago
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Back for a limited time only
15 days ago
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Wine by the sword Dine by the sword
14 days ago
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I don't want your gifs!! Fuck!! This website used to be good!!!!
12 days ago
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francis
2 days ago
cloth father vs wire father. cloth father reluctantly says he's proud of you before quickly changing the subject and wire father offers you a sip of his corona light
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Just throwing it out there that I do indeed take commissions, shoot me a DM or email if you're interested in a custom fully hand made piece. No shortcuts, no regrinds of other tools, no power hammers or templates, just raw steel and wood formed by my hands for you
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29 days ago
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Society took one look at this and said "No, you need to be dressed head to toe in canvas and put to work in a shop all day"
3 days ago
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No Mayor Pete at pride
4 months ago
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Dog.exe has failed to load properly
about 2 years ago
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Coming home completely burnt out and with a major headache what a great way to spend my Friday night
2 days ago
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Anni Jyn
2 days ago
nooo donβt stop being parasocial and entitled your so sexy aha
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nothing pisses me off like someone pretending to be a savvy tradesman for clout. The proof is in your work dumbass, anyone with experience can see you from miles away
2 days ago
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hey if you've ever looking for a "performative male" its the guy filming himself with the stickers still on his just bought hammer he doesn't know how to use and tinted safety glasses on a dark day using an 8d nail for a one by picket post with no pilot and no ear pro either fuck offfffff
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2 days ago
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I'm kind of a hammer expert, here to tell you his grip is all wrong. he should be holding it upside down and shoving it head first down his fucking rapist throat
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2 days ago
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everyone in here owes me $29.95
2 days ago
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I. Need. To. Swing. A. Hammer.
6 months ago
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When you accidentally take a good photo while setting up the camera for something else
5 months ago
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Hey all my friends are interminably depressed how do I fix this? All I have is a hammer.
6 months ago
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making little jokes to stop the screaming not working anymore reddit -ai
3 days ago
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bird sorcerer
3 days ago
went on a date with a woodworker the other day. well, i say it's a date, but really it was just to get lathed
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Big believer in not having kitchen tools that only have one function, but I'm really having trouble making dinner with the taffy hook
3 days ago
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Dicks first resort
3 days ago
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Need to stop thinking while I'm awake. Asleep too
3 days ago
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Stop daydreaming and get in line to pull the big rope with everyone else . No you don't get to decide what its tied to
3 days ago
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Utena gave everyone false expectations about how sharp a woman's face is supposed to be
3 days ago
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Unmoored again. I feel the drift. Gonna lose em like I always do. Maybe it's my job to be alone.
3 days ago
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I'm not considered real anymore, due to circumstances
3 days ago
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Here's a 6'1" me for scale, I don't think people realize how much flail this thing is
11 months ago
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Mariposa was a deliberate choice. During my short time living in Florida, this was the slur that was used the most against myself and my family just for existing. It's *my* weapon now, I do the damage with it.
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over 1 year ago
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My weapon for pride month is finished. Say hello to Mariposa. I'll post more pics below
over 1 year ago
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