Oh I suppose

I'm cute but in the way a compact truck is cute.

What did they mean with this?? Scholars debate to this day

I *Don't* like it I WILL bite

I need someone to hold me in their arms like a little rowdy dog while I forge things I'm so tired of not being able to stand

Yeah 🥹

Dashing myself against the rocks for engagement

Maybe if I cover more of my body in seals and sigils I'll stop (rotting/exploding/rusting/slow failure)

Oh, it's you. Have a safe night.

The Tyler from the eponymous "Tippecanoe and Tyler Too" was Tyler Durden

Oh, it's you. Have a safe night.

The thing about making mostly artistic tools is sometimes they just stay out on the table and before you know it you have a very expensive letter opener

Like, what's their deal?

We're a renaissance painting

Cool Ranch Minovski Particles

I want to do an entire podcast series detailing each episode of Air Master

@grobiansyboe.bsky.social is going to be a strict and benevolent ruler

You should come over and hang out

We're a renaissance painting

I fight with everyone who's hired me

YO?????

More bones

Bones

I haven't made anything with bones in a while, maybe it's time again to work with this nightmare material

A new life awaits you in the under the blankets colonies

This should be healing me why isn't it working

Simulating my partner and myself in Spore™ to better understand our conflicts through observation

There needs to be more types of lust than regular and blood. I'm not hungry, I have foodlust. I'm not eepy, I have sleeplust. My trucks got another 1800 miles before it gets oillust again.

Humanity should be summoning a tulpa of greater consciousness and brotherhood, an embodiment of love and power and ascendency, but the best we could do was the 1996 Olympic mascot Izzy

Brb summoning my junctioned GF

Summoning with the Chime

Artist! Quote with your horn art!

Yo I love being summoned. I love showing up and the summoner is all scared and im pacing the circle to find any fault to see if I can jump scare the girl who summoned me, but really it's just nice to feel wanted, you know?

hi Davis thanks Davis

Wanderer, you are famished! Come, come to the bed and drink deep of our bag of stale smartfood popcorn

Artist! Quote with your horn art!

Katsudon is being prepared for me. I am ready.

none of the boys at the worksite speak latin so they don't like me calling the excavator the fromholer

God I can't wait to let down my physical therapist

I have been bathed and the proper conditioners and potions and oils have been applied and I can feel like a human being for the next coupla

Yeah I know I'm completely topped off on painkillers and I should give myself some slack but my small mammalian instincts of "the dark requires safety" are untouched

Yever just wake up and it's dark? I gotta stop that I immediately panic

I just blacked out for 5 hours what did I miss

They're kissing

Using the large Hadron Collider to smash Barbies together

oh yeah of course you're beautiful, just not traditionally. More like a boat or a large interesting rock at sunset. Not in the kiss and have sex way, you know?

How i behave when i don't get a little snack