Mr. and Mrs. smith, I don't know how to say this, but your daughter is going to be a sonic speedrunner Mr. smith, voice shaking, holding his crying wife: its ok Margaret, he means the genesis sonics I'm sure the doctor, lowering his clipboard, shakes his head slowly

If you send your siblings kids presents you don't have to show up for their birthday and your family can't get mad at you commentator from the couch, mouth on the microphone: we call that bday skip, it saves four hours

you can immediately spot which lesbians are from out of state because they thought uninsulated doc martins would count as winter boots in sub zero temps

bro turns out I was SO WRONG

I missed the pre-order date for the AC6 concert cd! Fuck! Now i may never be able to get it :(

Teaching would be way more chill if I didn't have all this back end stuff to do. Attendance? Grading? Scheduling?? Nerd shit.

you get: my attendance at the department meeting I get: the entire bag of bagels and 2lbs of cream cheese

two summers ago I did a bad job harvesting my garden so last summer we had an entire crop of volunteer potatoes I store in the cellar and I used some last night to make amazing french fries for lunch and I'm staring lovingly at them right now. This is like a fable.

I'm inoculating myself to annoying stem nerds by having agdq on in the background while I do semester prep

Preparing for the next semester by greasing everything in sight. New year new grease.

PA system crackles: Mr. Golem, please report to the machine shop. Mr. Golem, machine shop. Thank you.

I am done with my graceless heart so tonight I'm gonna cut it out and then restart #art 🧶

These fries are all frenched up looking

The new support beams are just raw lumber. I made metal footings for them but I want them to look nicer. Some seals and blessings are probably going to be stamped or stenciled on them after staining

We put up 2 new supports for the main beam in the house (the old owner removed them to make the basement "open concept" and the inspector didn't say shit about it when we bought the place) and we each did the final weight bearing install on one. We hold this house up together now.

Working on layered printing for the talismans. The red is a little transparent so it's not exactly what I want but it's close

Happy full moon everyone

Were you outside eating snow? Don't lie

repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally

I just started the new Fate series and I could watch these two ancient gay boys have a magic fight for a whole season yeah why not

Just gonna put this out there and see: custom iron shackles

Universal Bitches Income

Baby pig that sleeps on my feets

Welcome back artists! Quote Post with an old piece that you still like

The largest change in the second phase of my boss fight is my character model looks like it's going to cry

If anyone can make this for me I would reward you

Guess who got a bath and their nails trimmed and is happy about all of it

I think I'm getting the madness and I may need to leave for a while

Bringing this one back out from November 2024 because it's fucking happening again

Welcome to Beautiful Reality for Wonderful Saintly Bimbo Geniuses Everyone Loves Forever.

I'm getting a shovel and digging another circle of hell for people who respond to pictures of my work with websites listing $100 swords asking if that's where I got it

I need to get my art into more hands this year. Not for cash reasons but for people need art reasons

I'm gonna do the teacher thing where I ask you to reread the question. I don't need to know what you think it's worth, or what you think is a fair price. I want to know how much you, in all your circumstances and everything, can afford.

maybe I'd be less tired if I wasn't 58 years old

How much can you afford to pay for a piece of blacksmithed work? I'm just curious where the general level of spending cash is at lately so when I make a run of something I can price them right to actually get them into the hands of people who want them.

How much can you afford to pay for a piece of blacksmithed work? I'm just curious where the general level of spending cash is at lately so when I make a run of something I can price them right to actually get them into the hands of people who want them.

It's so nice to have someone come to me with an enthusiastic vision for a project. I had a friend message me the other day stating simply: this is the Moon Knife, I saw it in a dream. Do you want to make it? Fuck yeah I'll make a moon knife

It's gonna be ok because at night I fall asleep next to someone who loves me and no matter how bad I fuck up they'll always be like c'mere I'm cold hang on to me tight, and reader? They aren't cold

Like, what's their deal?

I am a bucket of crabs in a trenchcoat

Sigmund Freud's biggest mistake was inventing Gamers as a type of person

My battle theme has an ethereal whimsy, a driving rhythm, and the looping sound of a bike with bad breaks. it gets DMCAed immediately

The largest change in the second phase of my boss fight is my character model looks like it's going to cry

If you've ever wondered how charcoal that has hoarfrost on it burns

Shout out to the bone spurs in my fingers, you make life feel a little less lonely