Dandelion cordage

Zero adventurers again today. A whole smithy full of legendary arms ready to sell and no one stops in. They don't tell you this in mountain hermit forgemaster class at the community college

I love a curvy lady

Hot work

"wow look at all these group chat invites" is a fun thing I would say if I had friends

I forged the blade of the blackguard from Realis, inspired by the amazing art by @gryme.bsky.social, who drew something that fit my style of smithing so well I had to forge it

The blade in the original is a little shorter but as I was planning my build I decided to make it more of a longsword to better balance with the hand and a half style grip

Putting my cool metallic AC6 emblems all over my toolbox

Commander, I'd like to request a different codename.

A thing about big turts they don't tell you is there's always leeches on their backsides

Back in the ditch for you

Good morning

YOU LOVE TO SEE IT! Here's @gryme.bsky.social's Blackguard illustration from Realis for reference. @theuglymachine.bsky.social absolutely NAILED it.

I forged the blade of the blackguard from Realis, inspired by the amazing art by @gryme.bsky.social, who drew something that fit my style of smithing so well I had to forge it

They were all sufficiently dry this morning, in a better world I would be at home making rope right now

Hoohoohooo

I woke up today with kinda wild hair and my partner was like omg I know where I've seen that exact haircut and they went to the other room and came back with an old paperback copy of THE AWAKENING and folks, they weren't totally wrong

Someone here has to be the slut or this colony will surely fail

Oh great nws heat warning today. 95⁰ in early June. I am doomed.

I wish there was time to make art and also play games with my friends and walk the dog and make a good dinner and do all the other things I need to do to be and feel human, but there are demons in there I need to get out so it's always hammer time unfortunately

I woke up more tired than when I went to sleep what the fuck

Haha I made a sword :)

Hoohoohooo

Grindstone go brrrr

thinking about the dandelion stems I have drying at home to make cordage with. Peasant behavior

Hail and well met traveler, what brings you to town today? _______________________________ 🔹The McRib is back!(Lie) 🔹The McRib is back!(Threaten) 👉The McRib is back!(Seduce) 🔹The McRib is back!(Intimidate)

No one gets called the town bicycle anymore, because of car culture

In my restless dreams, I see that town..Spookyfoggyburg

Ok honey, I'm off to work in purgatory. see you at dinner

It's gradient outside

Oh damn I'm making a sword

Knives I make when I just need to make something. I guess I'll just start piling them up

Clean slice

Summer classes start today. give me strength, little cup of green tea.

I think everyone involved in writing, singing, producing, and distributing the take me to your best friends house song should be subject to The Five Punishments of the Xia dynasty

I am hearing that Geoff Keighley received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada during the last Game Awards. He said Allah looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad (PBUH) is his prophet!

This blade is talking to me

There is a blade from the Realis art that I think I have to make...

Clean slice

This is me and @clove.bsky.social playing monster hunter (I am the skull, cuz I'm always dead)

Laydies! If thou never hast a line set to dry thy traditional crafts thou art fucking up!

Rhubarb is so wonderful to harvest. You need to pull the shoots out of the ground, and it feels and sounds like jointing a bird without a knife. A fresh and wet cracking sound

My rhubarb is up, who wants some of my famous rhubarb leaf pie?

Today is my last day before going back to work and real life. I'm walking in the rain with chapter collecting dandelion stems to make cordage and I don't ever want to leave this moment. Life is really good sometimes

When you die Anubis pulls out a second scale and on one side is everyone who said they'd make art for you and didn't and on the other is all the art you said you'd make for others you never did. It doesn't decide your fate but its not great either.

Knives I make when I just need to make something. I guess I'll just start piling them up

It's complicated, ok?