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We have two trumpeter swans near our house. What a rare treat!

Firing the first charcoal of the spring

Fav part of the carousel? Gotta be the nauseating vibrating images

It's hard to believe one woman can be the most beautiful thing you see every day

I need to make another random weapon for someone it's been too long already

There's your standard 2x72" belt grinder, and then there is a Zaku II X 72 belt grinder. This is a design that's been slightly modified and used with permission from @zealousalchemy.bsky.social. and no, I don't know why my green paint looks different every time I photograph it. Kinda maddening :)

If the rebecca black song happened today the producer would have def used AI to write the lyrics and we would have been deprived of the lines "fun, fun, fun, fun" and "Fun, fun, think about fun"

I know a lot of people were worried when I was attacked by the Great Wolf Sin but she kinda just bit my neck and has been hanging there for a week now and I'm fine really

I've watched this too many times already

I'm in "brand management" when I stick a hot iron to your hide

Circling back to this

painted Ophelia Liu's gojira-inspired makeup #art 🎨

Those are my emotional support six cans of seltzer on my nightstand

A good hug should have you fearing for your life

[scarily, without a human heart, eyes like a doll's] ill save you. ill save everyone

1d6 bludgeoning damage Oops 2d8 bludgeoning damage Sorry 5d20 bludgeoning damage Whoopsie

The original project this was for kinda fell off, the new game now is coming up with a use for it

Yo I love being summoned. I love showing up and the summoner is all scared and im pacing the circle to find any fault to see if I can jump scare the girl who summoned me, but really it's just nice to feel wanted, you know?

PT: so how have you been doing? How's your pain Me: lots better PT: wanna bet?

My body is a machine that turns iron alloys into ennui

For a long time I hated this little guy. It reminded me of how crude and simple my work used to be. I removed it from my portfolio even. But you have to start somewhere and even tho this was far from my first piece it was definitely not my last and that means something too

Post old art, it's still new to someone. Anyway, here is a turtle I welded when I was 22.

It's already no secret that if you post more than one image of your art your engagement tanks, people already won't spend time zooming a poorly cropped 4x4 grid of anything. This pretty much ensures most of us will only ever post one photo at a time now.

My life would be so much poorer without God's mightiest warriors, lesbians

got a favorite dimension 20 character? want me to put simon iron lung in a bigger jar with a leaf in it this time, or rocky the eridian in a little hat? got reference pics for an oc or dnd character? ✨ come toss me $5 and get a doodle in return! ✨ ko-fi.com/c/c41366a269

Sometimes you hear your partner gently singing the Dawson's creek theme to themselves in french from the other room and fall in love all over again

Hahah that was fun!! Ok ok let's switch now I'll be the aloof friend who never texts back and you be the friend with rejection sensitivity

This is the meanest thing @deathcarpets.sisc.one could say to you

Get in the monkey ball, shinji

I need to start writing down my NyQuil dreams, I always wake up feeling like I solved a huge problem in non linear space and then cant remember it an hour later

They're looking for the trans gene now? C'mon you can't give up on the original vision like that

Thinking back to the time a science teacher told me someday they'd find the "gay gene" and I could get screened for it to make sure I don't pass it on to my kids when I had them. That school is closed now.

Everyone is very lucky I'm wearing a mask because my partner packed me a lunch with the *best* homemade toum on it and I have nuclear garlic breath

"where did that door go in the machine shop?" Took it off the hinges to replace the cracked glass in it "How? It has security bolts and security hinges" Brother, who do you think makes both those things and the tools to remove them?

I am sick again because who can keep an immune system going on top of everything else happening right now

Looking at bsky code: Oh heres the problem, AI stands for Ape Intelligence

This is the closest yer gonna get for now

Called it

This site went from "twitter replacement" to "actually just twitter, equally broken AF all the time"

Pics aren't loading! Post your best nudes!

I am pretty overwhelmed but I finally got home to a beautiful person taking care of my faithful dog and they were both as happy to see me as I was to see them

Love meeting someone new and shaking their hand and the first thing they say is "your hand feels like a huge old leather glove"

A Fox Blacksmith for @theuglymachine.bsky.social ! ☕ get your own ko-fi doodle here: ko-fi.com/c/c41366a269

The Blacksmith Union is telling us to strike while the iron is hot and I'm not sure if I should go to work or not

they're banning smartphones in schools because your posts are so bad they're a threat to the kids

facebook behavior. Adding gif support to this site was such a shitty idea

Update: he saw the vet and is doing ok, needs lots of rest and some drugs to keep the swelling down. My partner is staying home with him all day and building barricades so he doesn't try to jump on or off anything for a week or so.

If I ever find the person who hurt my dog before we adopted him I am going to flense and fillet them so thinly and slowly