had to do it

Pre-quench grind

This is the hammer I commission from @theuglymachine.bsky.social Is it not gorgeous?? Seriously, can not recommend more.

under no circumstances can my wife be left to her own devices

Lunchable wipes

I assume 99% of my followers have me muted for being too much/inscrutable/ugly so when I jokes don't land it's their loss

I am Daryll, yet again

Bitch-King of Angmar

i should not be at work!! I should be at home being kissed!!!

the rare and elusive white-background gary painting

Warming up for heat treat during a blizzard, this is the best place to stand

had to do it

Another pre quench shot, polish will be higher after it's hardened

They don't call it forecefemming anymore they call it getting a Her Job

As a teacher, the only course of action when I see something like this is rendering down the entire human body into base components then using that to make portopotty waste catch bins

Warming up for heat treat during a blizzard, this is the best place to stand

Pre-quench grind

Artists! Quote with your fanart

Artists! Quote with your fanart

Flail for sale! Come and get it 😈

You all have an opportunity to make somebody very happy this holiday season...

OMG 😭✨💕

Tenga egg advent calendar

Teenagers are old enough to have sex with middle aged men. They are not old enough to be trans. by Megyn Kelly

This piece is now up for sale! One of a kind spiked chain flail, all handmade by yours truly. $500 USD + free shipping within the US. DM to inquire, I'd be happy to provide more photos and measurements upon request.

This piece is for sale! $500usd, DM me for info

It's important to have a powerful anvil to make smith great things

I have a series of new glass mini wreaths in the shop. They're gorgeous on Christmas trees but also look great as wall hangings. $50. I'm going to be adding more new stuff over the next few days as my health allows and will give 10% of this weekend's sales to the Roadrunner Food Bank. nora.jewelry

Fresh hot steel

@transsalamander.bsky.social took a picture with this lighting so I was legally obligated to paint it #art

The sisters are here to work

sweater dress kinda makes me want to get a harness and just go ada wong mode

Back for a limited time only

Wine by the sword Dine by the sword

I don't want your gifs!! Fuck!! This website used to be good!!!!

cloth father vs wire father. cloth father reluctantly says he's proud of you before quickly changing the subject and wire father offers you a sip of his corona light

Just throwing it out there that I do indeed take commissions, shoot me a DM or email if you're interested in a custom fully hand made piece. No shortcuts, no regrinds of other tools, no power hammers or templates, just raw steel and wood formed by my hands for you

Society took one look at this and said "No, you need to be dressed head to toe in canvas and put to work in a shop all day"

No Mayor Pete at pride

Dog.exe has failed to load properly

Coming home completely burnt out and with a major headache what a great way to spend my Friday night

nooo don’t stop being parasocial and entitled your so sexy aha

nothing pisses me off like someone pretending to be a savvy tradesman for clout. The proof is in your work dumbass, anyone with experience can see you from miles away

hey if you've ever looking for a "performative male" its the guy filming himself with the stickers still on his just bought hammer he doesn't know how to use and tinted safety glasses on a dark day using an 8d nail for a one by picket post with no pilot and no ear pro either fuck offfffff

I'm kind of a hammer expert, here to tell you his grip is all wrong. he should be holding it upside down and shoving it head first down his fucking rapist throat

everyone in here owes me $29.95